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Chapter 37 - If I Don't Look It Can't Hurt Me... Your An Idiot *Smack*

()=MC inner thoughts

{}=MC 4th wall break thoughts

[AN:]=AN: Atleast for now

' '=Unique names [AN: IE Spell names, system names so on]

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After two hours of nonstop reading, watching, practicing so on Saeko, and I left. Heph swung by giving me back my sword when we stepped outside the door of Tsubaki's place.

We also had some small talk but nothing major or anything. I did give Heph another peak on the cheek as we left. It left her, and Tsubaki shocked but the latter started to laugh yelling out jokingly."What no kiss for me?!"

I quickly turned around dashed to her and gave her a peak too... This caused her to freeze haha. I then ran the FUCK away... {What? She is SO much stronger than me... Yeah I'll be getting it tomorrow but that's tomorrows problem.}

I could tell she really didn't mean it, or even think I really WOULD do it, but that's the point hehe...

Saeko gave me a happy smile... I'm going to hear about THIS later... Meh {I regret NOTHING!}

We head to the dungeon as it's still not even noon yet. We pass by Haru, Miku, and Rika on the 2nd floor as they are helping Haru. I do offer to help out but I'm simply told to leave it to them... I do firmly tell them."I WILL be helping out at some point."

This only gets me chuckles as they shoo me along... (Your SO getting it tonight just you wait...)

On the 8th floor we find Yuriko, Kyoko, and Shizuka fighting in a group. They got another blue wing which was great. Also seems Shizuka will be joining me today as Saeko swapped with her.

(They HAD to have made a schedule, chart, or something...)Meh... The two of us continue down to the 10th floor. As we fight I make sure to leave a couple alive so Shizuka can fight them, because she can't fight with how big the groups of monsters are.

I clear about 3/4th of any group with her taking the last 1/4th, it does work really nicely too. And its not like she, or I just sit there when the other is fighting.

She pulls one, or two out of the group by throwing her knife at them to 'Aggro', while I keep the others on me. {Its kind of like a MMO, but not as easy, or exact as one.}

I see I'm not gaining as much stats as I did yesterday now sadly... I'll have to go deeper for that, but not today as this is the farthest Shizuka can handle.{I'm not going to be a DICK to my wife... I can go deeper tomorrow or something...}

I'm still getting stats just not much is all... Its like Imps, and Orcs are now Goblins, and Kobolds to me now, still get SOMETHING just not much is all...

It takes us longer this way, but it's safer. Plus I can't use too many AOE spells/skills as I would kill most if not all of the Imps easily so...

'Blade Beam' is OP that sucker charges stupid fast off weaker enemies hehe. Combo-ed with 'Chilling Spray' they wipe out full groups of them haha...

If we every NEED valis I'll just go piss off some Ants and do the same that would get 100's of 1000's of cores quick...{I would have to run away right after though as that would definitely spawn a 'Jug', or something..}

(I'm really starting to wonder more, and more HOW is it that others aren't rich by now??? I get not everyone has an AOE and the like, but still even if the rates per core is bad. With enough of them you can easily make some BIG money...)

My thoughts are stopped by Shizuka as she pulls me in for a quick kiss. That means she is done for today, so I lead her back up top and to the room. It's not really late yet so, with a kiss to Saya, and Shizuka I go to head back to the dungeon.

But before I can leave Hestia blocks the way asking me in a soft stammering voice, with her head down to hide her face."C,c,a,a,a,n,n I, have one too?"

Without saying anything I walk to her, then pull her in close embracing her, seeing her bright red face, as I lean down to seal her lips in a nice loving kiss. Without tongue or anything, just a nice simple kiss that we hold for a time.

Our kiss comes to an end as I feel Hestia legs give out. I hold her steadily as she slowly, and shakily stands."Thank you MY Hestia that was very delicious." I say with a smile

After taking a few moments to fully register she lightly touches her lips while mumbling to herself."It really does taste like Daigaku Imo, they were right..."

I can only pat her head as she is just too CUTE! {Daigaku Imo is a 'Candied Sweet Potato' I know she likes potatoes a lot, but that's just ADORABLE!!!}

My return to the dungeon is stopped, as I instead just spend time with the three girls in the room. Hestia, and I are now MUCH closer which is really nice.

She is wearing a nice one piece short dress, like from our group date. So her shoulders are fully visible, but STILL not 'Half-Mark'...

{She bought them during our group date. I also got her some hair ties, they are almost the same as the ones Bell got her in the OG, but they have light blue streaks through them too.}

Not a "Full" 'Half-Mark' it seems, as she has a VERY faded outline of one, but it keeps fading in and out, so she is almost to fully in love with me. She looks like something is still holding her back for now.

After spending time with them Saya asks me to start making another book... I finish another one just as the door opens with the other girls returning, I check and yup it's 8pm...

We all get updated with mine being the smallest to increase this time hehe... Haruhime's was the biggest jump she got her magic up to G when it was only H this morning so a nice increase for her.

As Haru, and I start her "Practice" aka sit next to each other, Saya, Shizuka, and Hestia go to the other side of the room, and join the other girls... Most likely to talk about what happened...

Just now thinking about something I look at Haru, giving her a thorough look over, that she notices as I'm not really hiding it. She asks while stammering a bit, and looking away as she is quite embarrassed.

"I,i,i,s,s,s t,t,h,h,e,r,e, something w,w,r,r,o,n,g?"With a chuckle I tell her. "No. Sorry I was just wondering something about you that I know I shouldn't ask, so I was trying to figure it out myself."

From behind me I hear what sounds like Rei ask me teasingly."Oh? And what shouldn't you ask?~"

I turn to see the others all facing us... {looks like I'm BONED now... Fuck it I'm going for it... Remember me my brothers. *Salutes*}

While TRYING not to panic, or show my fear. I turn back to face Haru asking THE question that should NEVER be asked...

"Um. Ah... How old are you?" Silence falls while the temperature drops... {FUCK I can SEE ice forming on the windows!!! HELP!!!}

The VERY chilling voice of Rika asks me."Oh? And why would you need to know that DEAR?".... I keep my eyes locked on the wall, as I refuse to turn and face them...{I would see DEMONS!!!}

Because I don't answer right away they sound to be moving closer to me... (Alright the time has come...) I stand up then turn to face them... I fix each of them a look and ask them with a stern voice. "Don't you girls want more sisters?"

There is a small plop sound behind me, as the girls show joyfully surprised faces...

Its safe to say Haru passed out... And Yuriko whispers in my ear with a massive grin."She turns 17 next month.~"

Nodding I head out, and over to the restroom... {That was SCARY... Now I need to change my shirt cause the one I'm wearing is soaked...}

After a quick change I return to the room, getting laughs from the girls... (The SHAME!!!(T.T) ) {Fuck that was worse then the two lizards combined!!!}

The rest of the night Haru couldn't look at me, or anyone else really except Shizuka, and Hestia.... After dinner many different hands grabbed me, while pulling me back to our room. As soon as the door shut Kyoko shouted. "STRIP HIM!!!"

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The next morning I awoke under a pile of limbs, with warmth wrapping my lower member. Climbing out of the body pile I see Shizuka asleep with me still inside her... {I still held victory} Looks like someone wanted to try sleeping in a fun way after we all passed out haha...

Hestia did NOT join us last night, but she did openly watch, and did *ahem* somethings herself... haha... Haru collapsed when she opened the door. Hestia dragged her inside before shutting the door again.

Later when Saeko, and I arrived at Tsubaki's and opened the door... My vision went black, and I felt something on my back before I passed out...

When I came too I was on a bed looking around I see Saeko on one as well. I jump over to check on her, and see she is fine mostly but has a nasty looking bump on the back of her head.

Before I can start to murder whoever did this a soft voice from the doorway stops me."She is okay. When you were attacked she went into a frenzy, we had to knock her out."

Turning I look to the door filled with rage... In the doorway is a sad looking Hephaestus, with a bowing Tsubaki. They start to explain what went on.

What happened was Tsubaki threw me down for what I did yesterday, but she didn't hold back enough and it was too hard. So I passed out, this caused Saeko to go "Over 9000" and try to kill Tsubaki...

My rage could only soften as no one meant any real harm, and I brought most of it on myself... So releasing a sigh I look at the two saying."Alright. I will tell Saeko when she wakes up. And I do not blame either of you. It was an accident, and should be left as that."

They both looked like they wanted to say something more, but I turned back to Saeko waiting for her to wake up.

Not much later she did still in anger, but seeing me next to her quickly calmed her down. After explaining to her, she nodded then stood and headed out towards the other room.

Following behind her we come to the dinning area as we are in Tsubaki's house it seems. Once there Saeko asks me to leave the three of them alone. I make her promise NOT to do anything to harm them, or herself.

Then head to the forge area to pound the rest of my anger/frustration out on some metal...{It SUCKS getting "manhandled" like that...}

When it is time for us to leave I go to wash up, then towards where the three were. Inside I find the three sitting drinking tea... {AND giggling!!! WTF!!!}

I am quickly pulled to leave by Saeko before I can even ask... She tries to pull me to the dungeon, but I instead take her to our room... Once inside I have her sit on the bed then stare at her saying two words."Explain. Now."

Once I had left she started to grill the other two on ALL that happened, this let her see it really was an accident. With that she moved on to *AHEM* "important" matters...

Spending the rest of the time learning more about them... And telling them more about us/me... {The assist "is strong with this one"...} I don't know if I should give her a reward, or lecture her... {Muhahaha!!! BOTH!!!}

Thankfully no one was at the room, we have a very fun time hehe... Saeko is currently a mush pile of happiness on the bed right now hehe. There may or may not be some torn ribbons everywhere... HAHA!!!

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[AN: Yo some people asked for these so here they are (^.^)]

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Clayton Akana

Level: 1

Alias: None

Basic Abilities;

Strength: 910 S -> 937 S

Endurance: 943 S -> 961 S

Dexterity: 838 A -> 853 A

Agility: 899 A -> 916 S

Magic: 1002 SS -> 1018 SS

Development Abilities:

Swordsman-G, Mage-G, Mixing-G, Blacksmith-G, Spirit Healing-G, Fist Fighter-G. Magic Resistance-H, Abnormal Resistance-G, Accuracy-G, Mana Sense-C, Hunter-H

Skill:

Mark of Mate(Marker), Concurrent Chanting

Magic:

Wizard's Spellbook

Chilling Spray

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Saeko Akana

Level: 1

Alias: None

Basic Abilities;

Strength: 400 E -> 458 E

Endurance: 420 E -> 499 E

Dexterity: 390 F -> 440 E

Agility: 372 F -> 432 E

Magic: 90 I -> 90 I

Development Abilities:

Swordsman-F, Abnormal Resistance-H, Hunter-H

Skill:

Mark of Mate(Marked)

Magic:

-None-

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Saya Akana

Level: 1

Alias: None

Basic Abilities;

Strength: 200 G ->214 G

Endurance: 234 G ->267 G

Dexterity: 222 G ->280 G

Agility: 214 G ->271 G

Magic: 310 F ->399 F

Development Abilities:

Mana Sense-I, Abnormal Resistance-I, Hunter-I, Mage-I

Skill:

Mark of Mate(Marked)

Magic:

Wizard's Spellbook (Ray of Frost)

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Miku Akana

Level: 1

Alias: None

Basic Abilities;

Strength: 250 G -> 278 G

Endurance: 271 G -> 300 F

Dexterity: 410 E -> 470 E

Agility: 402 E -> 457 E

Magic: 100 H -> 103 H

Development Abilities:

Stealth-I, Abnormal Resistance-H, Hunter-I, Chain Attack-I

Skill:

Mark of Mate(Marked)

Magic:

-None-

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Rei Akana

Level: 1

Alias: None

Basic Abilities;

Strength: 289 G-> 323 G

Endurance: 316 G -> 340 G

Dexterity: 311 G -> 340 G

Agility: 300 G -> 338 G

Magic: 50 I -> 50 I

Development Abilities:

Spearman-H, Abnormal Resistance-I, Hunter-I

Skill:

Mark of Mate(Marked)

Magic:

-None-

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Kyoko Akana

Level: 1

Alias: None

Basic Abilities;

Strength: 210 G ->238 G

Endurance: 232 G ->255 G

Dexterity: 240 G ->276 G

Agility: 291 G ->319 G

Magic: 140 H ->140 H

Development Abilities:

Crush-I, Abnormal Resistance-I, Hunter-H

Skill:

Mark of Mate(Marked)

Magic:

-None-

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Rika Akana

Level: 1

Alias: None

Basic Abilities;

Strength: 410 E ->424 E

Endurance: 421 E ->450 E

Dexterity: 360 F ->392 E

Agility: 340 F ->461 E

Magic: 10 I ->10 D

Development Abilities:

Abnormal Resistance-I, Hunter-H, Rigid-I, Accuracy-F

Skill:

Mark of Mate(Marked)

Magic:

-None-

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Shizuka Akana

Level: 1

Alias: None

Basic Abilities;

Strength: 135 H ->194 H

Endurance: 134 H ->207 G

Dexterity: 211 G ->254 G

Agility: 114 H ->181 H

Magic: 110 H ->110 H

Development Abilities:

Crafter-I, Abnormal Resistance-I, Hunter-I, Mixing-H

Skill:

Mark of Mate(Marked)

Magic:

-None-

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Yuriko Akana

Level: 1

Alias: None

Basic Abilities;

Strength: 200 G ->227 G

Endurance: 251 G ->275 G

Dexterity: 240 G ->276 G

Agility: 201 G ->249 G

Magic: 290 G ->368 F

Development Abilities:

Mana Sense-I, Abnormal Resistance-I, Hunter-I, Mage-I

Skill:

Mark of Mate(Marked)

Magic:

Magic Blast (Non-Elem. M.Attack)

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AN: Yo

I had Tsubaki more or less NOT try to dodge at the start as she is really carefree ish, playful, and didn't really thing MC would do it. Plus they're both not really kids so... Danmachi "Adults" start at around age 14 so... MEH!!!! It was ONLY a peak on the cheek... Leave me alone (T.T)

MC will spend sometime with Haru a bit later. For now the girls are helping her.

For Hestia her time IS coming soon lol. She is becoming more and more interested in MC, and corrupted from the girls lol. Plus I could only see her Favorite as either some type of fried candy potato something, OR a simple sugar+vanilla cookie lol.

The part about ask her age. I thought it was a nice funny part. [THAT is also true lol... DON'T DO IT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!] Some may notice Haru is a bit older than OG, as in that she is still 16 after 6 months so...

After the "Night Battle" lol I could see Shizuka doing something like that maybe... With Yuriko corrupting her that is lmao (^.^)

Next on the part with Tsubaki at the end. I can see it happening heck I remember similar ones in a LOT of FFs. The other was a "Shizuka Death Hug" type thing. I thought to do that, but went with the throw down/sit on them. But you know Saeko would flip out at someone hurting MC so... lol ...

Lastly I added the girls status as of right now, as a few asked for it...

Took awhile to get them all listed lol (^.^) This is with the serum and not counting from the starts. This is just from their last update.

Theirs are a lot lower mainly because they're fighting in groups, and weaker monsters, and not 'Black' ones and so on.