I was right.
As soon as I stepped in her office, she started throwing charms left and right. She also did some magic that I don't know of that seemed to block spying or something similar. As soon as she was done, she lunged at me, pulling me into a tight hug. If it weren't for my enhanced strength, I would've been crushed to death.
"I missed you so much, Lux. So very much. I couldn't stop thinking about you, and it hurt that I couldn't meet you for such a long." She started crying while hugging me. Even though we only knew each other for 3 days, the bond we had was really strong. She found someone that was willing to love her (even though it was kind of forced), while I found someone that I could trust.
From what I learnt from her, she's been single since the dawn of existence. Each god that tried to date her didn't even last 2 days before they broke up with her. They called her names and other unpleasant things, she was also the laughing stock of other Embodiments, gods and goddesses.
So when she met me, it was almost as if fate wanted us to be together. Get it, 'fate'? What, no reaction? You're boring...
"Tell me about what happened when I left." I asked her as I rubbed the tears out of her eyes.
She gave a small nod and started explaining.
"When you left, everything was going fine for the first few days, but then I got impatient."
'Really? The first few days?'
"So then I complained to father that I wanted to journey with you. At first, he refused, but when I cut off his balls, he happily complied."
'Ah fuck, I just imagined his wrinkly jewels. Sometimes, I hate my hyperthemysia memory.'
"I managed to reincarnate a few years before you, so that I could help you if ever you needed it."
'That's really thoughtful of her.'
"So where did you reincarnate?"
"I was reincarnated as an orphan in France, I was lucky enough to be picked up by Madam Maxim when I was 3 years old. I became the Head girl of Beauxbatons Academy of Magic, and I was quite famous too. Although it was quite lonely without you, I managed to sneak into your house and steal your belongings, like clothes, toys, blankets and other things."
"So you're the Phantom Thief!"
'Damn, I was always having trouble with my stuff being stolen, even when I tried putting up traps.'
"If you want your stuff back, I can give it to you." She walked over to her trunk and pulled me into it.
It was a trunk similar to Newt Schimander's. There was a cottage like place with some doors. Selene lead me to one of the doors and opened it, what layed inside were hundreds of child's toys, clothes, blankets, books, cutlery and even some diapers.
Each one of them was labeled and had stuff like Date Stolen, Type Of Object and Usage. All had a lot of details about when and how it was used by me. Its scary how she manages to know all about me even when we're not together.
The size of the stolen goods increased from baby size into child size the further in we went. I recognised all of them, because it all belonged to me.
"You can keep them. I don't have any use for them anyway."
'What the fuck!? There's even a shrine with a picture of me taking a bath! How the hell did she even get that!? The hell? There's even a log book about what I've been up to, the earliest about me coming out my mom's wound and the latest about me using my thu'um.'
I look around the place and found a bin with dolls inside. I took a look and instantly regretted it. The dolls were small copies of Nymphadora, Daphne, Astoria, Susan and even a new one of Hermione. The one thing that they had in common was that they were all girls that I was close with, and the fact that the dolls were brutally mutilated. They reminded me of voodoo dolls.
My wife is yandere on a scary level.
"You can stop with the whole voodoo doll thing. After all, I still need wives for all of my lordships. Don't worry, you'll be my first wife."
Although I never planned for a harem, I didn't know that every lordship needs a bride. I swear, the only reason that's the law is because of how horny these wizards are.
I combed her hair with my fingers to calm her down. She seemed to enjoy it, because she leaned her head closer to me. If anyone were to enter the room, they would see an 11 year old caressing the head of a woman double his age.
"Selene, can I ask you to do something for me?" I remembered stuff about future events and I came up with an idea.
"What is it?" Then I told her my plan. I would be opening up 2 businesses, a potion store and muggle technology. I want to introduce the useful muggle artifacts to the wizarding world. We talked about the details until it was time for me to go.
"I think I should get going now. We'll talk later." As I was about to leave, Selene pulled me back and gave me a shrunken trunk.
"This trunk is similar to mine, but it's connected to my trunk. So whenever you want to see me, you can just enter your trunk, enter the door closest to your left and you'll enter my trunk." She instructed me.
"Thanks, I appreciate it." I said with a smile.
We soon left the trunk and we were back in Selene's office. Before I could leave, Selene once again pulled me back.
"What no-" I was cut off by her lips smashing into mine. Her lips were soft, warm and springy. It felt really good. She then pushed her tongue into my mouth and I returned the favour by pushing mine into hers. Our tongues fought for dominance, but in the end, I won.
[That's only because you bought the [Pleasure Touch] skill.]
'I was desperate! There wasn't any other way to win!'
After what felt like hours, which were only a few seconds, we separated. We were both gasping for breath before realisation dawned on me.
'Shit! My first kiss at 11 year olds! And it was a french kiss at that!'
Selene was too embarrassed to look at me, so she just kicked me out her office before slamming the door shut. I quickly cleaned myself up before heading towards the dungeon with a skip in my step.
I soon arrived and saw a frustrated looking Harry and a smug Draco. Everyone was standing still, watching the play between Harry and Draco.
"Hey guys, did I miss anything." I stepped between the 2 who looked ready to fight at a moments notice.
Draco gave a small, tch, and said, "Just wait till my father hears about this."
I unintentionally chuckle, which seemed to deeply embarrass Draco, because his face turned red as a tomato. You know, hearing it in person is a lot funnier than hearing it from the screen.
I asked Harry what happened and he said that Draco told him that he shouldn't be making friends with the wrong sort, which made Harry upset and he rejected becoming friends with Draco.
[It seems that even if you stopped them from meeting, they'd still end up having this talk.]
Apparently, the world wants them to become enemies. The world is working hard.
We soon entered the classroom, cough cough, dungeon. After taking our seats, we spent some time talking before the door was banged open. It was time for Snapes lesson.