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Chapter 13 - 13. Speed Heist & Speed Prank = Chaos

It's been about 2 months since I've come to Hogwarts. During this time, I've been helping my friends, playing pranks and studying. I discovered a sweet skill called [Skill Share]. It allows me to share the effects of my skills on others and I can choose the effeciency of the skill.

So if I want to share my [Magic Detection] skill, I can decide how much they can detect magic. I shared my [Gluttonous King] skill on them, only to a level where they won't notice the effects, but they will notice later, like, in a year or two.

I also got me a cool skill, [Minds Eye]. It allows me to detect what kind of person someone is, their surface thoughts, their personality, their likes and dislikes and everything that is in their mind. As long as I think of what I want to 'see' in their mind, I'll be able to see it.

I also bought the [Clone] skill, it has the same effects of the Shadow Clone jutsu from Naruto, but it won't disappear when it's damaged. If it's damaged, it will look like a normal injury, if it's killed, it will look dead, even the blood is real. If I will it to disappear, then it will, including any residue that left the body.

I don't want people making clones of me, especially because it's an exact clone of me, down to the molecular level. The magic signature and magic quantity of my clone is exactly the same as me. I even borrowed the Marauders Map to check the difference, there were 2 of my names on the map. By the way, when the clone disappears, I will receive the memories of it, except the memories of dying. I don't want that.

After I got the [Clone] skill, I got a lot of free time on my hands. I use one clone to learn the dragon language of skyrim inside the Room of Requirement, another for making plans like pranks and future plans and the last clone for attending classes.

I, the main body, go travelling around the world, absorbing criminal souls for my Thu'um. I also ran into someone I wasn't expecting, Fleur Delacour. She didn't look anything like the movie version, because she was much more beautiful.

Although this might be a bit late, but the people in this world don't look like the movie version. They look much better, the books couldn't even get close to describing people's looks.

Anyway, going back to Fleur Delacour. When I got near her, I felt a pull in my soul. Now, I'm not a dense protagonist, so I know where this shit was going. I yeeted my ass away from her. I wasn't ready to face another waifu that'll be obsessed with me. I even ignored her shouting for me to wait. But the further I went, the stronger the pull in my soul.

It reached to a point where I had to use [Soul Manipulation] to block her. Even then, she was relentless, day after day she attacked my shield. It got annoying so I just sent her a message over our soul connection that I will meet her again, but not now because I was busy.

Thankfully, she listened to me and stopped attacking the shield, but that didn't stop her from touching it from time to time. I eventually thought of something interesting.

"I have no idea if this'll work, but I might as well try... 3x2(9YZ)4A"

Time seemed to stop and all sounds disappeared. A cloud of cosmic energy formed above my head, it covered the whole island I was on. I immediately set my luck stat to the highest I could think of, 100 billion. When I finished setting my luck stat, multi-coloured bolts of lightning struck my defenceless body.

I felt the energy rampage inside my body, destroying my cells and repairing them instantly. The pain was unimaginable, it felt like I got paper cuts everywhere on my body and then dunked into a tank of boiling acid. I almost fainted, but I forced myself to stay conscious.

I experienced that hell like pain for a few seconds, even though it felt like hours. Before I could tell, the multi-coloured lightning bolts were replaced with two different coloured bolts, a black-red and a white-blue. The energy was now filling my body, and increasing my bodies parameters.

Finally, the cosmic lightning storm ended, and I was left naked in a crater. I had a shit eating grin on my face and the next announcements made me even happier.

[New skill, [Speed Force] acquired.]

[New skill, [Pain Resistance] acquired.]

[All stats, except Mana, Luck and Charisma, has increased until 1000.]

[Mana has been changed to Chaos Energy.]

With that, I fainted.

~Next Day~

I woke up with a start, and looked around in confusion. It took me a while before I realise what happened, and my grin returned. I stood up, focused, and tapped into the new power inside my body. The effects were immediate, all noise disappeared and everything came to a stop.

The water that was about to crash onto the beach didn't move. The bird in the middle of pooping looked lost in its own thoughts. The snake about to bite my ankle will probably end up regretting it's actions.

"No you don't. Yoink."

I crouched down and grabbed it by its neck. I quickly ran towards the bird and made the snake swollow the poop. I quickly moved back to my spot with the snake in tow. I put the snake back in its position, but made sure that I moved out of the way.

"I won't be showing mercy to anyone or anything." I said with a smirk as I deactivated the speed force.

Time continued and I watched as the snake started gagging on the bird shit while throwing around very colourful language.

I again activated my power and started running towards the closest content, North America. I had Elizabeth as my speedometer. I pumped speed force throughout my body and I just kept pumping more. I wanted to know my limits.

[100 m/s... 200m/s... 400m/s... 800m/s... 16 000m/s...]

After running on water, over the speed of Mach 4, I arrived at San Francisco. I continued running until I was halfway across the USA when Elizabeth spoke to me.

[You are now nearing the speed of light. I suggest that you head back to Hogwarts now.]

Really? I'm running near the speed of light? How can I still see then?

[Are you an idiot? Even though you're moving over the speed of light, light is still moving. You are just running into the photons and that is how you are seeing.]

'Oohh, I get it, but I also don't get it.'

[Never mind, just go back to Hogwarts.]

As I entered Britain, I remembered something important. I looked behind me and sure enough, there was a trail of black-red and white-blue lightning.

'That's so awesome.'

I smiled as I ran into Hogwarts and towards the Room of Requirement. I completely ignored the requirements to enter and just phased through, and when I was in, I deactivated my speed. I was met by the sight of my clones looking at me with wide eyes, they all just gave me a thumbs up before continuing their work.

[Now that I think about it, you could've just robbed the Lestrange Family vault and Dumbledores vault.]

'... Why didn't I think of that!?'

Once again, I activated my powers and ran out of Hogwarts and towards Diagon Alley. After a few seconds, I was there. I walked around the street, pulling pranks on those who're evil. I pick pocketed the bad guys, gave them wedgies, tied their shoe laces and just genuily caused chaos. I looted the entirety of Borgin & Botts, including the Vanishing Cabinet.

I distributed the money I took to those who needed it. I also donated to places like the orphanage and other help centre places. When I was satisfied with my work, I strolled into Gringrots. I obviously made sure that none of my magic was leaking or anything else that could give me away.

I walked over to the Help Desk that was unsurprisingly empty. I skimmed through the notes in the desk before heading deeper into Gringrots. I looked around the place, at a casual speed, and found the Lestrange House accountants office. I looked around it until I found the vault number.

Then I looked for Dumbledorks accountants office and found it. I repeated the process and found his vault number. With a smile, I ran down the tunnels and looted the Lestrange and Dumbledore vault. I didn't loot everything, but enough to put him under stress. I made sure not to touch anything in the Lestrange vault, I directly stored everything in my Inventory.

Then I ran outside of Gringrots and stood on a building opposite of it. As soon as I deactivated the speed force, there were yelps of pain coming all around Diagon Alley. Gringrots had a loud alarm that rang throughout Diagon Alley, this caused more chaos. I took in a deep breathe before sighing with content.

"I love the smell of chaos."

My butt naked body was now more relaxed after my warm up. Yes, my clothes burned from the friction of high speed movements.