"This is just too stressful, from the frying pan into the fire we have seemed to have jumped."
"Mummy, I will fix it one way or another, I would never have thought that Mr. Brown would have propositioned you mummy. He had always been so respectful and he is a deacon in the church."
"Child men do strange things sometimes. Maybe I was dressed in a very provocative outfit and the sun was hot, so his blood boiled."
"Mummy you can try and justify his request all you want; he should not even allow the thought to cross his mind He is a married man and even though his wife always looked so awful there is no way you in a pair of tights should have distracted him."
"Who told you I was dressed in a tights Karma? Anyway, please don't say a word to your father about this."
"Mummy I know how you dress when you think the place is hot and no I won't say a word."
"Promise me Karma!"
"Mummy! It's done consider this whole episode over."