"The Emperor is not only famous for his special abilities such as his Emperor's eye, but his ability to speak rationally is much more important than any other ability in his arsenal." - Janet
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'Did I pass out? That was so stupid of me.. My intelligence may be lowered due to being a goblin..' Xen insulted himself casually.
"Interesting. A goblin blaming his race for his intelligence?" A voice in front of Xen said
"Who's there?!" Xen jolted upward and quickly opened his eyes
What he was met with was a gigantic red earth worm that was standing straight up, it wasn't really too big in length but mostly just large in width. The worm was wearing a dress that would show off quite a large amount of cleavage if the worm had any, large pinchers formed on its head, presumably where the face would be.
"What the fuck?" Xen had never seen something like this and he was at a loss for words. As he looked around he saw many worms squirming around, he was in the heart of the nest.
"Insolent fool, how dare you be disrespectful before this queen?" The worm replied angrily, she then blushed lightly and said quitely " But it's fine if it's y o u.. I suppose.."
"What?"
"Nothing! Anyway I had my sons take you here to eat you for killing them but you fed them a good nourishing breakfast, for that I thank you!"
Xen was very cautious, he quickly calmed himself down and began to think things through slowly. It was quite hard because he was such a weak being currently and he was in front of a true monstrosity.
"How about this.. anybody I kill I'll bring to your 'sons'. In return if there is a foe I am unable to beat will you assist me?" Xen smiled his best smile and asked.
"A mere goblin trying to ally my worm family?" The queen worm paused.
'He does seem like he'll grow quite a bit in the future.. but it's quite a risk..' The worm exhaled deeply, the pressure from the air alone was strong enough to knock Xen back down.
"I accept.. but you are no longer to kill my sons! Instead I will provide you with food." The Queen blushed and thought to herself; 'Mom always said I was a good cook.. I may be able to win him over! He's so cuuuute! His tiny legs and arms are so adorable!'
"I agree!"
The queen nodded and the worms began to wiggle around seemingly showing Xen the pathway out. He followed them and exited the room.
"Ah.. what is it about him I love so much?"