Joshua Parker couldn't sleep at night, it had been a few years since the Iron Man incident with Tony Stark finding a new element for his arc reactor. But tonight was especially restless for Joshua Parker, he had tears flowing out of his eyes. He remembered his past life. He wasn't sad that he is no longer with his previous family. He was happy but at the same time angry such people liked his previous life patents existed. Basically even though his parents in his past life were rich, they were monsters in human skin. Not literally but as a metaphor it fit the bill.
Seeming to be in a daze, Joshua Parker woke up. His face was still that of a young man, a few years has passed he was no longer a child but now a teenager. Miriam of the madness being an ancient god never aged. His parents are a little bit older but they never had a second child because they couldn't. What Joshua's parents didn't know was that it was not that couldn't have a second child but Joshua refused to allow them to have a second child. After all if Joshua's parents had a second child their love would be split between him and that child. And Joshua needed all the love to heal his wounded heart. Joshua needed to believe in family, love and righteousness. All of which was lost in his past life.
Phil Coulson years of dealing with Ned Earp and Samantha had made him into a totally shameless man. Whenever he goes to Ned Earp's place there would another new female companion every year in Ned Earp's curio shop. Okay, not every year, some years Ned Earp would be crying and there would be no female companion next to him. Now there were 3 new extra females in Ned Earp's curio shop. Unfortunately for Ned these beauties seemed to make him angrier every year and also it seems that these beauties won't leave Ned Earp ! Phil Coulson wondered if one day he turned gay would he have a harem of females willing to serve him like a slave ? Phil Coulson put those thoughts out of his mind as he walked towards a Shield tent with agents guarding it. In the middle of the tent lay a hammer on the ground. This hammer no matter how many people tried to move it, it still stood still on the ground. Seeing the hammer and the research results, Phil Coulson sighed. It seems he would need to call Ned Earp and Samantha again.
"Yo ! Neddy boy ! It's Philly boy here !", Phil Coulson said in a sarcastic tone.
"Yo ! Philly boy ! Been a long time since you called me. What's up ?", Ned the necromancer asked with a humorous tone.
"Nothing's up. Got a hammer here ! Can you take a look at it ?!", Phil Coulson asked in a rude tone.
"Yo ! What's the pay day ?!", Ned the necromancer asked rudely.
"Same old ! Same old ! 500k ! Okay with you ?!", Phil Coulson asked in a rude tone.
"Yeah ! Okay with me !", Ned the necromancer replied back rudely.
"Then I will send you the location Neddy boy !", Phil Coulson shouted out as he sent the location and information to Ned Earp.
"Samantha !", Ned Earp shouted out.
"What's up ?", Samantha the undead fire demon asked as she popped out of the bathroom.
"We got an all expense vacation paid by Shield in New Mexico !", Ned the necromancer shouted out happily.
"Really boss ! Yay !", Samantha the undead fire demon shouted out happily.
Meanwhile back in Shield headquarters, Nick Fury is rubbing his bald head. These last few years, Phil Coulson had been an invaluable existence in making his Avengers program come true. Unfortunately for Nick Fury, Phil Coulson also changed into an extremely rude and shameless man. These has added extra stress to Nick Fury, but with Phil Coulson in charge of the Avengers team of Ned Earp the magician, Samantha the fire princess, Dr. Bruce Banner the Hulk, Tony Stark the Iron Man, Natasha Romanov the Black Widow and Clint Barton the Hawkeye, the Avengers team was complete. Nick Fury thought to himself, maybe he could add a few more sane members to stabilise the Avengers team. Because Nick Fury thought that more than half his Avengers team members were mental cases and the person in charge of them was the extremely rude and shameless agent Phil Coulson. Perhaps more sane people would be better for the Avengers.
A few days later in New Mexico in the Shield tent, Ned the necromancer and Samantha the undead fire demon had arrived. Phil Coulson was there to greet them.
"Yo ! Yo ! Philly boy, we are here.", Ned the necromancer said as he put out his fist. Phil Coulson immediately did a fist bump with him.
"Welcome Neddy boy and Ms. Samantha.", Phil Coulson said politely.
"What the fuck ?! Why are we vacationing in this tent in the middle of nowhere ?! What is going on ?!", Samantha the undead fire demon shouted out angrily.
"Um. Ms. Samantha didn't Ned Earp tell you that we asked him to come to look at a hammer. You did not have to come in fact, we just need Ned Earp's expertises on magic.", Phil Coulson said politely to Samantha the undead fire demon.
"What ?! What ?! You shameless man ! You played me ! Wait until we get back ! Where is my tent ?!!", Samantha the undead fire demon said as she walked away.
"Uh...", Phil Coulson said as he directed an agent to bring Samantha to a Shield tent.