"Um. Neddy boy now that Ms. Samantha is not here perhaps I can bring you to see the hammer.", Phil Coulson said less politely.
"Okay Philly boy.", Ned the necromancer said happily.
The agents of Shield in the tent just looked at the two of them and shook their head. In Shield it was well known that Phil Coulson was a shameless man but now Shield knew there was another shameless man by the name of Ned Earp.
Phil Coulson took Ned Earp to see Thor's hammer mjolnir. It was embedded on the ground with lots of guards outside to protect it.
"So Neddy boy can you tell me more about the hammer ?", Phil Coulson asked in a rude tone.
"Philly boy, you sure are in trouble right now. This is the hammer of Thor called mjolnir. You are probably involved in the problems of Asgard, the gods.", Ned the necromancer said as he just gave a glance at the hammer.
Phil Coulson's eyebrows arched up in shock, "What did you say ? Don't joke with me Neddy boy.", Phil Coulson asked rudely.
"I am not joking with you. If you don't believe me, you can ask the Ancient One, the sorcerer supreme of Earth. She knows Asgard too. After all, all magicians knows Asgard.", Ned the necromancer said rudely.
Phil Coulson's eyebrows were arched up and there was a frown on his face.
"You can go now. I need to tell Director Fury this news. I hope you are not joking with me.", Phil Coulson said rudely.
Soon Phil Coulson brought Ned Earp to a teleconferencing with Director Nick Fury. Ned Earp basically exaggerated the power of Asgard to scare Phil Coulson and Director Fury shitless. After all if you don't scare your customers how can you get more money ? Ned Earp even said that among the Asgardian gods Thor and Loki is the weakest. Unfortunately these two are the sons of Odin the King of the Gods who can destroy the Earth with a snap of his fingers. After getting this information, it caused Nick Fury to be unable to sleep that night.
Phil Coulson has sweat on his fore head this morning after listening to Ned Earp, he heard that the population of Asgard was about a few trillion and that they had hundreds of planets. The weakest Asgardian is as strong as the Hulk. And Asgardian magic is so powerful that if an Asgardian doing magic sneezes then the Earth would explode. The more Phil Coulson heard from Ned Earp yesterday night, the less happy he was. Now all Phil Coulson wanted to do was to push the Thor assignment to someone else preferably anyone but him. Unfortunately for Phil Coulson, after Hydra got the same information, no one in Hydra wanted to touch the Thor assignment. If the prince of Asgard Thor dies on your watch, doesn't it mean Asgard would send down a few million gods and wipe the Earth off ? Or if Odin is really angry he snaps his finger and the Earth no longer exists who will take responsibility for that ? So with the insistence of Hydra top level hidden in Shield and Director Nick Fury, Phil Coulson was promoted into a level 9 agent immediately and in charge of everything to do with the Thor assignment.
So now Phil Coulson with his new level 9 authority in Shield could command Clint Barton the Hawkeye and Natasha Romanov the Black Widow and can get any of Shield resources without Director Fury's approval. But if anything were to go wrong, Phil Coulson would get all the blame at the same time. Basically Phil Coulson knew now he had become the scapegoat of assignment Thor. Which was why this morning Phil Coulson woke up with cold sweat over all his body and his only thought was that Nick Fury really wanted to kill him !
Phil Coulson walked grumpily into breakfast this morning, the first person to greet him was a Hydra agent hiding in Shield named Agent Jasper Sitwell.
"Good morning chief !", Agent Sitwell greeted Phil Coulson happily.
"Fuck !", Phil Coulson replied back grumpily.
"Ahem. What shall we do next chief ?", Agent Sitwell asked respectfully.
"How the hell am I suppose to know ? Get me Ned Earp !", Phil Coulson shouted out grumpily.
"Ahem. Sir, Ned Earp and Ms. Samantha had left the tent and went to the nearby town to shop for souvenirs.", Agent Sitwell said respectfully.
"Fuck !", Phil Coulson said as he slumped down on a chair. Phil Coulson had totally lost his appetite for breakfast in the morning. Even when Agent Sitwell brought morning breakfast for Phil Coulson, all Phil Coulson did was use his fork to molest his eggs, Phil Coulson did not eat a single bite of food on his plate. Agent Sitwell was secretly happy he was not put in charge of assignment Thor.
When night time came, Phil Coulson who was waiting restlessly for Ned Earp to return was pacing up and down. These last few years, Phil Coulson had learned that Ned Earp seem to be able to see the future and had never steered Phil Coulson wrong. So now with this dangerous assignment Thor which would pin all the blame on him if anything happened made Phil Coulson wait nervously for Ned Earp to return. Soon two silhouette appeared. They were Ned Earp and Samantha.
"Oh ! Philly boy, what are you doing here ?", Ned the necromancer said as he came back with Samantha with lots of shopping bags.
"Sir. As special advisor to Shield, what do you think is the next best step, sir ?", Phil Coulson asked politely while sweating a bit.
"Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Philly boy, you don't have to be so polite to me.", Ned the necromancer said happily.