"Don't worry Philly boy, if I am not mistaken, tonight the prince of Asgard Thor will appear. Remember not to kill him, the magic on the hammer shows sealing magic. Thor now should be an ordinary mortal, make sure he doesn't die.", Ned the necromancer said nonchalantly and walked back to his tent.
"Wait sir. Sir...", Phil Coulson said as he walked behind Ned Earp respectfully. But soon Ned Earp left Phil Coulson's sight.
"Fuck !", Phil Coulson said unhappily.
"What shall we do sir ?", Agent Sitwell next to Phil Coulson asked respectfully.
"How the fuck am I suppose to know. Inform all agents to be careful if anyone were to sneak in tonight. Make sure no one is killed !", Phil Coulson said unhappily as he stomped off grumpily.
"Yes sir !", Agent Sitwell said respectfully and left.
Soon a tall long haired blonde muscled stranger did infiltrate the Shield tent, it was the deposited Thor, the prince of Asgard. As usual Phil Coulson allowed Thor to make it all the way to the hammer to allow him to lift it up. But after a Thor failed to lift up the hammer, Phil Coulson had him subjugated. Phil Coulson thought this stranger who call himself Thor was not the real Thor since he couldn't lift up the hammer Mjolnir. The only difference this time was that Phil Coulson refused to release Thor into the custody of Dr. Jane Foster. Phil Coulson wanted to wait until morning to get Ned Earp's opinion whether this Thor was the real Thor and not some joker pretending to be Thor. Of course this allowed Loki the god of mischief to taunt Thor and lie to him that his father Odin was dead.
The next morning Ned Earp woke up refreshed. When he went to get breakfast there was of course Phil Coulson waiting for him with a constipated look on his face. It was like the world owed Phil Coulson a billion bucks.