"I want US$ 1 million to help against the Hulk and the monster. No negotiations, it's the lowest price I can give for my services.", Ned the necromancer said with a smirk on his face.
"This is day light robbery Mr. Earp. Shield does not have that much funds. After all we are funded by the tax payers. US$ 500,000.", Phil Coulson said in an irritated tone.
"Good bye...", Ned the necromancer said as he was prepared to hang up the phone.
"Wait ! Deal ! US$ 1 million for you and Samantha's help !", Phil Coulson shouted out helplessly.
"Send me the location.", Ned the necromancer said happily.
"Samantha ! We have a hundred thousand dollar job from Shield ! Half ! Half like last time !", Ned the necromancer shouted out.
"Those Shield cheapskates, have they lowered the price for our services !", Samantha the undead fire demon shouted out angrily.
"Yeah ! Those Shield people are real bastards ! Remember not to kill anyone this time. Forget it, since the price is low if you kill anyone just say it was a mistake.", Ned the necromancer said with a smug smile.
Meanwhile in downtown New York, Hulk and the Abomination are fighting. General Ross and his daughter Betty Ross was on a helicopter seeing the carnage wrought by these two monsters.
"Dad ! We have to do something to help Bruce !", Betty shouted out pleadingly.
"I am ordering the helicopters and tanks to shoot at Abomination but it doesn't seem to be working. He is destroying the tanks and helicopters. If we can control him, he would be the perfect weapon. Then we would not have to beg for high tech weapons from Joshua Enterprises.", General Ross said proudly.
"Dad ! People are dying. You are not actually helping make America great again. You are making things worse.", Betty Ross said sadly.
"Humph ! If Joshua Enterprises would only loan us their weapons, we would be able to easily capture the Hulk and the Abomination.", General Ross said in an angry tone.
"Wait who is that ?", General Ross said as he saw two people enter the fray. It was Ned the necromancer and Samantha the undead fire demon.
"Dad ! Do something the Abomination is about to kill that man !", Betty Ross shouted out.
"We can't do anything. He is dead. Huh !", General Ross said as he saw the Abomination swing his arm to hit Ned Earp's head only to have Ned Earp grasp the Abomination's fist. The Abomination seemed to be in shock and is trying to break off his fist being held by Ned Earp. But no matter how hard the Abomination pulled his fist, Ned Earp held onto his fist. Ned Earp then swung the Abomination like a rag doll on the ground. Boom ! Boom ! The Abomination's body hitting the solid concrete of New York City was making huge noises. There seem to be an Earthquake in New York City as Ned Earp happily swung Abomination around like a rag doll.
Meanwhile Samantha the undead fire demon had used her flames to surround the Hulk. Samantha realising that the Hulk was like a child entered the flame to calm down the Hulk before he starts attacking the flame. Ned had told her she was no match for the Hulk and the only way to win against the a Hulk was to calm him down and change him into a Bruce Banner.
"Mr. Hulk. Calm down. My name is Samantha, Sam for short form. Would you like to be friends ?", Samantha the undead fire demon asked as she used part of her charm as a succubus.
"Friend. You Hulk friend ?", Hulk asked in a child like tone.
"Yes. Hulk, I am your friend Sam. The fire is to stop those bad people from attacking you.", Samantha the undead fire demon said as she stroked Hulk's arm sweetly.
"Yes. Sam beautiful. Sam Hulk friend. Banner jealous. Ha. Ha. Ha.", Hulk said as he sat down and began to look sluggish.
"Shhh... hush little baby...", Samantha the undead fire demon sang a lullaby and stroked Hulk's back like a child.
Soon the Hulk fell asleep and turned into Bruce Banner.
While that was happening, Ned Earp was still swinging the Abomination around like a rag doll. Boom ! Boom ! The Abomination hitting the brick wall of a building. Boom ! Boom ! The Abomination hitting the pavement of New York City. The Abomination shouted out curse words saying he was going to kill Ned. Soon the Abomination stopped shouting. The Abomination stopped moving. The Abomination had died.
General Ross saw that with his own eyes, two individuals, one Male and one female had taken down the Hulk and the Abomination. And the Abomination the perfect soldier in General Ross's mind had died just like that.
"Stop those two people from leaving ! Find out who they are ?!", General Ross shouted into his walker talkie.
Meanwhile Phil Coulson who was lingering behind the scene was shocked that Ned Earp and Samantha had taken down the Hulk and the monster known as the Abomination. Maybe Nick Fury's idea of putting these two people into the Avengers is not such a crazy idea after all.
Meanwhile in Joshua Enterprises New York Office, Joshua Parker was sitting down while Miriam of the madness came to him.
"Master Joshua, lady Death would like an audience with you. Should I show her in ?", Miriam of madness the Ancient god asked.
"Humph ! An arrogant no name god of a universe. Let her in. Let's see if she can amuse me.", Joshua Parker said in a childish voice.