A few days later Ned the necromancer got a call from Phil Coulson saying he sorted the mess of Tony Stark wanting to kill him. How did Phil Coulson solve this problem ? Phil Coulson told Tony Stark that Ned Earp was gay !
"Sigh... do you know I had to tell Tony Stark you are gay if not he wanted to kill you and free Samantha.", Phil Coulson said in an exasperated tone. Phil Coulson felt he had aged a few extra years dealing with the arrogant Tony Stark and the shameless Ned Earp.
"I can perform a sex act with a handsome Male prostitute in front of Tony Stark provided he provides one for me. That will solve all his doubt. He can see me performing fellatio on the handsome Male prostitute. You can watch too Philly boy.", Ned the necromancer said happily.
".... perhaps it's a mistake in solving your problem with Tony Stark. Maybe I should have encouraged him to kill you.", Phil Coulson said as his whole face turned black.
"Racist ! Racist ! You are discriminating against gays !", Ned the necromancer shouted out shamelessly.
Soon the phone conversation ended with Phil Coulson running to the bathroom to vomit. Phil Coulson lost his appetite for that day after Ned Earp told him the numerous sex acts he could perform if Tony Stark could get him a handsome young Male prostitute. It was also on the same day that Nick Fury received ten applications from Phil Coulson to be removed from the assignment of taking care of Ned Earp and Samantha.
Meanwhile in Grayburn College New York, Dr. Bruce Banner had contacted Dr. Samuel Stern and provided him with some of his blood. The correspondence had being going well and Dr. Banner had decided to sneak back into America to see Dr. Samuel Stern.
While all this was happening Ned the necromancer was slumped in his chair staring into the sky. Unknown to others Ned the necromancer was seriously trying to learn the new spells from Marge the undead mage, after all his spell repertoire was Azeroth's fart which could destroy a country as big as America. And Ned the necromancer seriously wondered if two shots of the spell could really destroy the Earth. Now that would be terrible, where would I stay and live my life of a salted fish (salted fish = leisurely or lazy life).
While that was happening Captain Emil Blonsky was already crazy in anger after discovering that Dr. Bruce Banner could no longe transform into the Hulk after Dr. Samuel Stern's interference. In anger Captain Emil Blonsky forced Dr. Samuel Stern to inject him with the Hulk blood, not knowing that by doing so he would not have long to live. Yes in the movie we saw how easily it is to get the Hulk's powers. Want Hulk's powers just inject Dr. Bruce Banner's blood into your arm, but that is a movie, in reality Hulk's blood will give you temporary superhuman strength in exchange for your life. Even if Hulk had not intervened in Emil Blonsky aka the Abomination, he would have died after one day. This is the real world, not fantasy island !
With the fusion of the Hulk blood into Captain Emil Blonsky, he turned into the Abomination. While turning into the Abomination, he hit Samuel Stern causing his head to hit a bottle of Hulk blood turning him into a monster known as the intelligent Leader.
While all of that was happening, Ned Earp was still enjoying his leisurely life slumped in his chair. Samantha the undead fire demon was using a fly shatter trying to swat flys in their curio shop. While Kara the undead knight was showing Marge the mage around the shop.
Suddenly Ned Earp's Shield phone rang.
"Hello. Is this Ned Earp ?", Phil Coulson asked politely with a tinge of anger in his voice. After submitting hundreds of requests to Nick Fury, he was denied to transfer away from Ned Earp and Samantha. Nick Fury even made it so that Ned Earp and Samantha is Phil Coulson's permanent assignment.
"Hello, is that Philly boy ?", Ned the necromancer asked back in return in a humorous tone.
"Why do you always call me Philly boy ! My name is Phil Coulson ! Also known as Mr. Coulson to you !", Phil Coulson shouted out in an angry tone.
"Oh... okay Mr. Coulson, I guess we are no longer friends.", Ned the necromancer said politely.
"....., I am sorry Mr. Earp. This is totally my fault. I lost my temper because of personal reasons. We are of course friends.", Phil Coulson said politely with a tinge of regret in his tone.
"No. No. How could I the lowly Ned Earp be friends with the great and mighty Phil Coulson ?", Ned Earp asked in a sarcastic tone.
"Sigh. Let's cut to the point Mr. Earp. What will it take for you to forgive me for my outburst ?", Phil Coulson asked in a sad tone.
"Well, well, well. How the mighty has fallen. I want your car, Mr. Coulson.", Ned the necromancer said with a smirk on his face. Ned the necromancer knew that Phil Coulson's most important thing in his life was his car. Phil Coulson would prefer to die rather than give his car away.
"How about a Shield Quinjet of your own ?", Phil Coulson asked. Phil Coulson knew that Ned Earp and Samantha wanted a Shield Quinjet since the trip to Afghanistan but Phil Coulson has denied their request several times.
"Deal ! Philly boy.", Ned the necromancer said happily.
"Now then, why are you calling me ?", Ned the necromancer asked leisurely.
"We need your help Mr. Earp. There is a monster fighting the Hulk in New York endangering the lives of civilians. We hope you and Samantha can help us at Shield to protect the lives of those that are caught in the war between that monster and the Hulk.", Phil Coulson said politely.
"Oh... Philly boy, you are putting money into my pocket again.", Ned the necromancer said happily.