Chapter 6 - Attack 5

08-06

EMA (groupchat)

9:14 p.m

Eren:

How come you didn't tell us that you're friends with the transferee?

Mikasa:

You did not ask.

Eren:

Now, I'm asking.

How???

Mikasa:

We were neighbors in Trost Disctrict, so I knew her since I was five.

Armin:

But you moved here, so you two kinda drift apart?

Mikasa:

Yes.

Armin:

That's cool! Now, you two can reconnect.

Mikasa:

I guess so.

Eren:

What's she like?

Mikasa:

Why are u curious?

Armin:

Oh no, here we go again.

Mikasa:

Don't hit on her, Eren.

Eren:

Wth? I'm just asking. I'm harmless.

Armin:

Lol, she's your type, huh?

Eren:

No shit, sherlock.

Her face is so angelic.

Mikasa:

And out of your league.

Eren:

Wdym? Hahaha

Armin:

I think she's very reserved. She avoided all the boys that tried to talk to her.

Mikasa:

She's uncomfortable. Krista is very timid.

Eren:

Oh, now I just want to keep her in my pocket.

How cute.

Armin:

She really does fall to your standard, huh? Petite, cute, shy and blonde.

You really dig blondes.

Eren:

What? Hahahaha you're blonde too.

Armin:

Fucker, you gross.

Eren:

HAHAAHAHAHAHAA I can dig you too, Armin.

Armin:

Stfu you piece of shit.

Mikasa:

Stop teasing him, Eren.

And please not Krista.

Eren:

But why :(

I think I like her.

Armin:

You like a lot of girls, Eren.

Eren:

She's different.

I can feel it.

Armin:

You said the same thing to all of your exes.

Then you dumped them because they all went crazy for you.

Eren:

Lol, they're possessive. I ain't sucking up on that. I hate clingy and jealous girls.

Armin:

But they were all cute and shy at first, right?

So, you don't know, bro.

What if she turns out to be like one of your exes?

Eren:

My exes were wild, Armin. They just pretended to be shy because I said that's my type.

But I think Historia's different.

Mikasa:

You're a douche, Eren.

She won't like you.

Eren:

Try me.