Chapter 7 - Attack 6

08-08

Paradis University High School Basketball Varsity

Red Titans (group chat)

11:40 a.m

Levi:

@AttackTitan, I'll beat the crap out of you if you'll ditch training again.

Reiner:

Ohhh scary.

Levi:

Your face would be easy to kick as always, Eren.

Eren:

Aw, what's with the threat, Captain?

Can you please stop blaming me for our losing streak?

Levi:

I'm not blaming you. I'm just bitching about what happened.

Dumbass brat.

Zeke:

HAHAAHAHAHA chill shorty.

Cut him some slack.

Levi:

You too, monkey. A worthless piece of shit.

Zeke:

Woah, now I'm included.

Eren:

You should've kept your mouth shut, brother.

Zeke:

I figured.

Levi:

@jawtitan, help me with the drills later.

Coach Erwin will be late.

Porco:

Whatever.

Levi:

@armoredtitan, drag your fugly friend along. With the shit name.

Reiner:

You mean @burito

Levi:

Fuck that name, it's been years and I can't even remember.

Zeke:

It's bertoruto

Eren:

Boruto

Berturtle

Reiner:

Beartoto

Berutoholdo

Bertholdt:

I see

Just another day of my name getting butchered.

Levi:

Shut up burntoast.