Chapter 5 - Attack 4

08-06

11th Grade-Rose (group chat)

8:13 p.m

Jean added Historia to the group

Jean:

Y'all welcome Historia to the group.

Reiner:

Hello! Welcome!

Ymir:

Stop. You don't stand a chance.

Reiner:

She's not a lesbian, @fakeFRITZ.

Armin:

Hi, Krista! Do you remember me? We bumped with each other in the hallway.

Connie:

HELLO! PLEASED TO MEEEEETT YOU!YOU'RE REALLY CUTE.

Sasha:

AND YOU REALLY HAVE A TASTY LUNCH! THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH ME HEHEHE.

Historia:

Thank you for the warm welcome, everyone. I appreciate it a lot.

Marco:

So, don't be shy to us, okay! We're all friends here.

Ymir:

@marco, how sure are you?

Marco:

Wdym?

Ymir:

I can see, ure really innocent.

Armin:

Huh?

Jean:

Stop corrupting their minds @fakeFRITZ

Ymir:

What? Take Franz and Hanna for example. Eye fucking each other every now and then.

Hannah:

Hey! We don't do that!!!

Ymir:

So, u have to be careful, Krista! U should stick with mee. Don't fall for the 'let's be friends' thingy. There are a lot of predators in here.

Reiner:

Including you, ymir.

Historia:

You're all funny hahahaha.

Ymir:

Ha! I'm telling the truth. All the men here are suckers. Even Armin!

Armin:

Hehehe, stfu ymir.

Ymir:

@annie

Armin:

Make her shut up.

Eren:

What did I miss?

Connie:

Here comes Jaegerbomb

Sasha:

Wait for it...

Mikasa:

Good evening everyone.

Sasha:

I KNEW IT!

Eren:

Hey, Historia. Welcome.

Ymir:

Back off, Jaeger.

Jean:

Good evening to you too, mikasa.

Eren:

What haha? @fakeFRITZ, you threatened?

Ymir:

Lol you thought.

Reiner:

SHEEEE'S NOTTT A LESSSBIAAANN.

Historia:

I don't get it?

Hi, Mikasa! I'm really happy that I could see you again! Now, we're classmates :))) yey.

Mikasa:

Likewise, Krista.

Jean:

Good evening @mikasa.

Mikasa:

Good evening, Jean.

Connie:

HAHAHAHAHA persistence is the key jean boi