I just read another dungeon novel. I like dungeon novels. BUT THE WRITERS ARE ALL DUMB. JK but they write the dungeons as if a fucking 2 year old edgelord got ahold of testerone pills and is the "evil mc" or the nonsensical retardation of 95% of dungeon mc's. The other 5% are edgy as fuck but at least they aren't fucking degenerate child molesters. Im livid! I am going to make a better fucking dungeon novel than all of those pandies with their fancy computers and laptops.
BY GOD WHY DOES THE MC THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO "SAVE EXP" ARE U FUCKING STUPID? YOU WILL DIE, BUT OH THEY RELIZE IT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! They are like omg I could have died? FUCKING REJECTS. ALL OF THEM. OH HEY, LETS BUILD A FUCKING INN IN A GODDAM CAVE! EVERYONE WILL COME. U FUCKING RETARDED M8? LIKE HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE YA FUCKING 5? Godam pansies
OH HEY I AM CURRENTLY READING A NOVEL, A DUNGEON ONE. THE MC CREATED MUNSTERS, AND SPREAD THEM OUT. WHY THE FUK U DO THIS? APES TOGETHER STRONG MUDDAFUCKA
OH HEY, LETS ONLY GIVE WEAPONS TO SOME MONSTERS, I MEAN, I HAVE THE POINTS, BUT IM A BITCH! IM PISSED. LETS NEVER ARMOR MY MONSTERS. ARE U FOOKIN SERIOUS!!!?
OH oh... goddam. This is a new low. They were given 2000 dp.............. they used 68, and got their ass handed to them........ OH WAIT THEY DIDNT BECAUSE FUCKING SHITTY PLOT ARMOR. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK. I have the choice to get items for my comfort, but I only have 100 dp. A party of Adventerurs. WAIT WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALWAYS ADVENTERURS? WHAT THE FUCK! WHYYYYYY? Oh yes, i have a large chance of dying to a group of newbie adventerurs, so ima waste all my fucking money on a fucking futon. "I AM RETARDED" the mc proclaimed. U DONT EVEN KNOW HOW FUCKING WORSE IT GETS. He..... he............. actually uses 100 dp on a tresure chest. THAT INMEDIATLY GETS TAKEN BY PEOPLE. U FOOKIN FUK U RETARDED PRIMATE. HOLY FUCK. I am so fucking angry at this next bit.
Mc... the edgelord himself............ summons a, and i I quote, "a succubus with a body that was childlike and buetiful, filled with appeal and curved in the right places." What kind of degenrate scum made this shit. I understand some countries dont beleive in the death penalty but goddam it is needed.
Anyways luv ya.
Wait do I have to put a content warning on my novel now? I think I said fucking at least 10 times. Yeh I guess I have to. Sorry to all ma readers who about to be blocked from reading. Also the ones that read this. I apologize, and hope dearly for a sudden bout of amnesia to befall you.
Anyways luv ya