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This rant is dedicated to goblin novels. I love goblin novels very much, with most of my favorite novels being the historical fantasy and high famtasy genres. Among those further, ones with monster mc's.
EXCEPTS, BY THE HOLY GRACE OF GOD, FURRIES. If u r a furry I probally dislike you somewhat. Sry, but not really I fucking hate furries. Lets just say I had a irl encounter with one and I am scarred.
Anyway, I was parusing goblin novels, and noticed, hundreds, and mean hundreds of startup goblin novels with 1 to 2 chaps at most. Like goddam y u clog the system brah? Your blocking ma fame.
And second im envious cuz their 2 chaps outword my whole fucking story. Mobile sucks.
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TRANSMIGRATED HUMANS. THEY ARE THE FUCKING WORST MUNSTER MC'S AND THEY R EVEN WORSE GOBLINS. I know Re monster was good, THEY THE MC STARTED ACTING *Human*
I DESPISE HUMIES. I CAME FOR THE GOBLIN!!!!
The ones with natural goblin mc's are cool though good job guys :)
The now sterotypical rape of people sucks, (Rape is bad) but it is so engrained in culture nowadays so what can I do?
I like it when goblins build fortifications, and I prefer ramshackle, but if a good story had rapidly intelligent goblins, with enough backround plot, ill allow some advanced stuff through too.
Goblins cults are funny too so thats nice. Goblins who can use spells are simply too op though. It usually gives them spells, when they should have 2 learn them. I get some stories have evolution and classes, and i prefer NEITHER
NO ANIMAL WILL WANT TO LIMIT ITSELF. WHY SHOULD THE ANGRY AMD HUNGRY GOBLINS KNOW ONLY HOW TO USE MAGIC IF THEY GET THE KNOWLEDGE THROUGH A FILTHY FUCKING EVOLUTION. FUCK I HATE EVOLUTION. sometimes it works though. LIKE MY DUMBASS, AS A BABY SHITTED ITSELF. I LEARNED HOW TO NOT SHIT MYSELF. WHY CANT MAGIC BE THE FOOKIN SAME?
ALSO. ALSO! ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!!
A FUCKING CONGEALED MASS OF AIR, BECOMING FIRE, HAS WEIGHT. WHY DI FIREBALLS HAVE NO ARC! THEY HAVE MASS! PLANETS HAVE GRAVITY! dont anyone dare fucking correct me or I will stop posting forever
anyways luv ya
except furries... you guys get 5% luv
the rest get 100%
unless your a fucking degenerate child molester