Rant Time
As I oh so gloriously engaged into the royal road, which I normally dont do, because they are hard af to navigate on mobile, I came across a dungeon nocel with 60 plus chaps so I thought, ehh what hell.
I dived in
I fucking hated it
BY THE HOLY FUCKING FUCK OF OUR LORD ALMIGHTY, WHAT THE FUCK
The mc, is older than 15, and doesnt look like a thin lttle bitch, (I AM LOOKING AT YOU JAPAN STAP MAKING THIN LITTLE FUCKING TWIGS, china you too a little.. but I have more problems with your cringey ass spam of sect, pavilion, heavens, emperor, asuras, and other bullshit.)
It was a robotic engineer so i though, ooof its gonna suck cuz modernization usually means pussy to novel writers. But again, what thr hell.
I started reading, it was splotchy, but all beginningd are splotchy, (AS A FUCKING SIDE NOTE THEIR FIRST CHAPTER HAD 4500 WORDS!!!!! THATS MORE THAN MY WHOLE BOOK!)
So he made robots qnd then the robots got sussed by evolution and became sentient. So blah blah earth gets raped. Humans are like.... fucka u scientist man! Then his own robot stares intensly at him and he dies. Then Spins a wheel. Why? I dont fucking know
So he basically reincarnates as a dungeon core with sus skills. Dude cyan sooo sus
So hes like, well fuk it lets immediatly go and create some sterotypical ass munster.
IF ANY 1 PERSON DARES TO FUCKING SAY ISNT THAT WHAT IM DOING I WILL PERSONALLY STAB YOU TOES WITH A PENCIL
BUT THEN SOMETHING GLORIOUS HAPPENED
he didnt summon a fookin slime
I think this is the most EXCITING FOOKIN DUNGEON NOVEL I HAVE EVER READ AT THIS POINT
I would be disappointed
He summons a puppet thing. Neat. It carried the little rock he was. HOLY SHIT IM MAKING A NOVEL WITH A PSUEDO SENRIENT ROCK IN FUTURE. i also need a rant book. Give funny name in comments pls
So he goes and goes into the mountains with his puppet thingie and inhabits a cave. its sterotypical but since he has the puppet thingie ill allow it. He becames a dungeon master and immediatly became op. he can summon LITERAL TONS OF PRECIOUS RESOURCES FOR FOOKIN NOTHING. ANGERED I CONTINUED FORWARD
Opness is sus and bitch like. I am never sus and am always just "doing tasks in electrical" regardless of the number of corlses next 2 the vent. I am never op. Mr. Goblin will get his ass handed to him by anything other than small gobbos and birbs. PS the burd he fought was a cardinal. I think. I dont even remember, slimey was right.
I was saddened, but i am a stubborn muddaduka and continued. So he summons a fairy hoe, and disaster strikes. THERES FOOKIN ADVENTURERS IN MY SWAMP. well no but theres adventerurs and as you may or may not knoe I think adventurers are a overused way of having humanoid combatants. I am moar sad now. I continued on, lustful to see the organized combat, with get this fully equipped MONSTERS. YES FINALLY HES GIVING ALL HIS MONSTERS WEAPONS(no armor smh) As i prepare to watch as he fully equips them this muddafucka is like.... oh wait,! IM RETARDED :) And only gives three of of his soldiers weapons. IM LIVID.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And so why would they need weapons. TO MURDER POOR DEFENSLESS GOBLINS. THIS FUCKING BASTARD AUTHOR , SLIMEY HOLD ME BACK IM GOING TO RIP OUT HIS FUCKING THROAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I SHALL SEND THE WRATH OF OUR LORD ALMIGHTY MR. GOBLIN.
THE ARMIES OF GREEN SHALL BATHE IN HIS BLOOD. and steal his shiny bitz. Theyre gobbos, what did u expect.
Anyways luv ya. Goddamit my rant is the longest chapter I have fuckkkkkkkk.