Mr.Goblin awoke to a loud and annoying sound of munching. If it was a beast it was getting the old 1, 2 rock combo. As Mr.Goblin turns over, he sees a goblin eating a spore pod. Mr.Goblin's eyes widen. A...a.a..g..g..g..ghost! Instantly springing to action he proceeds to smash the goblin over the head with a rock. What might a near fully grown goblin who has been eating heartily have over a puny goblin newborn? EVERYTHING.(Except intelligence) The goblin was killed in one strike. (Stupid Mr.Goblin) The whole time Mr.Goblin is thinking to himself, are ghosts food? He proceeds to eat the ghost(goblin) whole. "Hmmmmmmm, tastes like the gray goblin. Why do ghosts taste like goblins?"
(People this is why Mr. Goblin cant have nice things, he will murder them with a rock, and eat them)