Inside his dorm room, Ben sat on his bed, squinting at the next achievement he received.
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Scrotorola(fine) - Have sex with one woman while another licks your testicles as they roll over her during your motions]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]
"Hello Scroto..."
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Sharing a Tuna Flavored Popsicle(fine) - After having vaginal sex with one woman, receive oral sex from another during the same session]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]
"Sharing is caring…"
Ben may not have been perfect, but he always held fast to the fundamental principles of sucksociety...
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Brooklyn Bridge(fine) - Have one woman ride you cowgirl, while another sits on your face]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]
