DADDY'S DETECTIVE
Vol 1
CHAPTER 2
THE NIGHT STAY
So it was all gone wrong i broke my rules I probably have a friend call sophie De costa and usne muje apne ghar bulya hai after noon studies k leya and yep Dinner too but that didn't went right q ki i dont think dad manage But lets see
So who tho gadi me bet k chale gai and me Dhilon aunty k ghar jata hu.
Dhilon aunty (AKA) sukhvinder shing Dhilon anty (AKA) shukh aunty ( AkA) humeri pyare se. Padosi.
She is an jolly character matlab positivity tho chere se dikhti he. unke 'AURA' me hai koi kitna bhi dhuki q na ho inse bus 2 min bat kar le na tho uska pura din acha jata hai.
(I open the door of shuk aunty house)
(And she was like)
Putter tu aa gaya bhet ja. Te hatt muh dhole garama garam paronte de paneer de sabse banai ha kah le
Teria Bauji nal vi leke jana....
And she just continues speaking....
Non stop..
And speaking...
And speaking...
I was really enjoying the talk its feel like koi apna hai. And ya muje tho phele lagta tha ki sukh aunty hi meri mom hai uno ne muje bauth pyaar diya hai bachpan se ek mom ki kami. Kabhi lagne de I feel so sad for here iss leya mai dad ko kabhi meri real mom k bare me puchta ne sukh aunty ne mera aur dad ka itna khyal jo rakha hai.
(Chalo paratha ban gaya toot padte hai)
Aunty was just speaking non stop i was like bus bus aunty muje bhi bolne do
(Aunty was like)
Oo hoo puter bolna sholna chad aur kha le kinna dubla ho gaye hait tu Aur tere bauji vi.Aur tum na yaha khane aya karo kinni war keya se but tusi sunte hi ne ho he...
(Me in my mind)
(Lo suru ho gaya wapis aab non stop Firse badi dhuvida hai aunty ko chup kara na meria bas ki tho bat ne aur dad aur aunty k beach me ne ara kya karu ek hi best option hai parata and paneer ki sabse)
Aunty was like oho puttar tu tho kuch kaha hi ne raha hai le beta sabji le
I was like aunty bus bus aab me jara hu and fir muje aaj meri ek dost k ghar bhi jana hai papa ko manana pedega and all
Aunty was like teria papa ko me mana lugi tu je putter ok
Iss leya tho apke. Pass aya aunty aap. Papa ko bata dena thik hai mai uniform change kar k jara hu
Thik hai putter rat ko jaldi ana thik hai mei khana banake rak. Lugi
(Aunty mera bauth khayal rakti unki bhi ek bauth hi tragic back storie hai but who fir kabhi discuss kar lete hai)
(But filal mai first time kisi aur k ghar jara hu lets see hota kya hai)
But firstly papa ko call kar k bata deta hu i will be late at evening
(Its ringing)
Waghmare: hello mumbai police sub constable waghmare boltoy kai seve karu tumchi!
(translation)
{Hello mumbai police sub constable waghmare speaking how can i. Help you)
Me:waghmare uncle papa ko phone do na muje unse bat kari ne hai
Waghmare: arey beta kesa ho sab. Thik hai na tumeri papa bus atai hi hogai bolo na kya msg he bata duga
Me:kuch ne uncle unko bol dena me apni ek dost k ghar ja ra hu dinner se phele aa jauga bata dena. Unko
Waghmare: ok beta bol duga!!!
Line cut....
(chalo lets go menai ache kapde tho ne phenai hai q ki saman. Hi tho set karna. Hai wha jake tho chalo lets see....)
Suddenly!??!
(So the same car of morning i saw at the road slowly approaching to me)
Car driver : chalo baba betho malkin ne beja hai apko lenai k leya
Me:kon malkin!?????
Driver:Sophie madam ap unke dost hona
Me:Ha uncle me hi hu
Driver:ok betho. Ander//
{I sit inside}
(He started driving and radio bhi decently chal. He ra tha)
Driver:tho konsa gana lagao???
Me:koi ne uncle chelega wese bhi me gane ne sunta itne
Uncle:Tho wese beta ek baat puchu agar koi dikkat na tho????!
Me: Je uncle puchiye!!
Uncle:tum yaha kab se re re ho??!
Me:me tho peda hi. Yahi huva hu uncle Karib karib 20 saal. Se syda ho gai hoge yaha merai papa. Koi aai
Uncle:acha papa kya kam. Karte hai!!????!!
Me:police me he papa//
{Uncle give an sudden look}
Me:police me bhi hai and suba me garage me gadiya bhi. Thik. Karte hai
Gadi k bare. me achi knowledge hai unko
Uncle: ....
Me: kay huva uncle chup q ho gai!???!
Uncle: kuch ne beta bus asa he!!!
(Cars stops)
Uncle: ye lo. Aa gai ghar beta tum. Chalo me gadi park kar k ata hu
(I walked towards the door and knocked it )
!Know one was opening it¡
( I knocked the door quit louder this time)
(Noise from. Inside)
???: darwaza tod doge kya ari hu!!!!!!
I was waiting!!!!!!
(A lady opened the door)
???: kya hai kon!!! . Ho tum???
Me: ji mam me who.....!
( She interrupt me)
???: Deko. Jo bhi!!! . Ho beta kal:. ana aaj bauth kam. Hai. Ok!*
(Suddenly telephone rings and she goes to pick and ignore me completely)
(The driver approached from behind)
Uncle: tum yaha bhar q khade ho andar jaao
(Me explains what just happened)
Who uncle me door knock kiya tha Ek lady aai aur bola. Kal. Ana. Aaj kam. Hai
Uncle: kon thi who lady?? Chalo andar dekao muje??
Me: deko who jo call pe bat kar re hai!!
Uncle: who!!? Who tho humeri malkin hai.
Me: yani ki Sophie ki mom
Uncle: ha filal tho kam mai busy hai aur gusse me bhi hai tho sambhal ke beta thik hai
(Driver uncle warning deke chele gai)
(Meanwhile aunty ka call khatam huva and aunty aai and said.....)
Aunty: Arey tum ab tak. Yahi ho aab tak gai ne beta bola na aaj bauth kam. Hai kuch ne cheye tumse!!
(In sudden stairs se ek awaz ati. Hai)
(Mom mera ek dost anai wala hai aaj afternoon launch k leye sorry apko bata bhul gai who aai tho uper bhej dena merai room me)
(Me and her mom was listening)
(Awkward silence)
Her mom:(awkwardly) kya ye tumeri baat kar ri hai!????
Me: Ha aunty me kab se ap ko Yahi batane ki koshis kar ra hu aap. Sun he ne re ho
Aunty:sorry beta ye deko na. Itna bada ghar he kese set kru kya karu kuch samaj ne ara
Me:koi bat ne aunty me yaha lunch karne ne apki help karne hi aya hu
Meri Sophie se bat hui te iss barai me but ab pata chala ki usne apko kuch bataya he ne so koi bat ne wese uncle kaha he??
Aunty: terai uncle na dock. Gai hai futher formality puri karne aao betao
Kuch logai chai coffee but filal ye sab available NAHI hai beta sorry
(Awkwardly smiles)
Me: koi baat ne aunty i understand me Sophie ka homework kara k usko sat lata hu usko neche kam. Karna ne ok
Aunty: ha ok! but ek min!?? Tume kesi pata ki uska. Homework complete ne huva hai
Me:simple hai agar ho gaya hota tho aapki help. Kar ri. Hoti na yaha.. me bus 20.min me uski leke aya
Aunty: thik. Hai beta jao wese beta tumara name kya hai!???
(Suddenly telephone rings and i spoke)
Me: tring tring!!
Aunty: ye kesa name huva tring tring???
Me: aunty apka telephone baj raha hai
Aunty: oh!!! "beta tum jaao stair se k right 3 room ok!
Me:ok
(Aunty gai call uthne)
(I approached to 3 room and knocked here door and called her )
Me: Sophie!??? Sophie!???? R u here
No response!!!!!
Me: SOPHIE!????!!!!! R U THERE INSIDE
Sophie: COME IN
In mind****
(Itna time q laga ise and ajeeb se awaz bhi aai thi khair muje kya ye soch k andar ghus gaya)
(Suddenly... )
'' Sophie peche se meri Aakhoo pai haat raka and said ''
Sophie: guess who!???
(Me chuckles)
Me: aunty kya ye aap. Hai!!!
Sophie: fuckhhh you!! soo funny!!!!
Me was like chill. Chill yaar mazak. Tha and turned around and guess what i see!!!!!!!
{Did u guess? how could u guess. it just by reading!! }
(She was on only on her bathrobe wet hairs look me adorably and smiling)
(I was stunned and literally stund i just closed my eyes and replied)
Me: What the fukhh yaar go put some clothes on i will wait
(She hold my hand and replied)
Sophie: why u didn't like what you watch do I really look. That bad!???
(I was like is she totally high or just teasing or just something i was confused)
Me: no its not like that but its wrong a boy shouldn't stand while the girl is half naked ill wait outside...
Sophie: I was right about you. u r decent but u gonna regret this moment any how and i dont mind if u watch me changing!!!
(She was giving seductive looks)
(I was like ok i know what!?? she is bluffing i know how?? tho sirf baal. Gele hai and robe k neche top and shorts hai ab ye sab muje kesi pata ye apko bhi pata chelega ruko zra)
(I replied.....)
Me: Ok if u say so ill stay!!!
(She chuckles and said)
Sophie: bloody shameless tume sharam. Ne ati (dramatically) kisi ladki ko kapde badalte huye dekna hai
Me: ha aab tho pakka dekna hai!!
(She was like)
Sophie: ok you figure it out don you!???
Me: BINGO!! Muje andaza tha u gonna prank me but on. This level i was shoked but yep i figure it out.
(After finishing i grab her hand and pull her towards me and removed her bathrobe and)
She replied....
Sophie: you R fukhniiigi genius you know!!
Me: muje pata hai bus kabhi ghamand ne kiya ". //!!??!!!!
(Sophie and me both chuckles)
Me: Tho ok. Homework kar le fir tumri mom ki. Madat karega and muje jaldi nikal na hai thik hai
(Sophie stunned again)
Sophie: what the fukhj!!! how do u know that!! now aab jab tak. Tume muje ya sab ne bata re hum agai ne bat kar re
Me: phir kabhi....
(Sophie with an innocent smile and dramatically)
Sophie:. Please please please please please please please please please
Me: ok fine mello drama queen!!
So how i figure this lets start from. Very beginning when i entered at your house i have seen that the vase was broken beside that door
Sophie: tho is se iska kya lena dena!??
(Me looks angrily)
Me: se jab me bol. Ra hu tho beech me mat bolo sab samjao ok!!!!
'' Sorry gussa aa gaya but i. Hate jab koi meri bat katta hai but itna bhi gussa ne ata sorry''
Sophie: i. Was scared at first but its ok fir...
Me: tho me kaha. Tha ***
Sophie: broken vase!!
Me: Ha. Tho broken vase tha plus some water near there and ur mom was on rough mood but tumeri mom. Is an joy kinda person kabhi gussa ne karti she was angry because you broke that vase
!! She try to. Interrupt!!!
I was like. Na na don't i am still speaking
You broke the vase and your mom. Was more upset and how do i know u broke the vase because when u close my eyes i feel. The cut of ur left thumb
Ur mom was angry but she was worried so yep and since u got a cut on ur thumb ur mom might said that leave it ill do. Go and rest and secondly ur furniture will be set till 8 o'clock on evening if we all 6"people work properly!!
!! Sophie raise her hand suddenly!!!
++I was like now what!???
She ask till now every thing u say was correct but 6"people i didn't get that
(Me replied)
Me: se You me ur mom driver uncle gardner and another lady who not here and ur dad will be home at 5 so yep
Sophie shocked!! And ask!!!!
Sophie: please clear this mom ka samaja mera aur tumara samja ya tak driver uncle and gardner uncle ka bhi samja !!!!
But tume ye kese pata ki dad will be home at 5 and how do u know we have one more lady as an servant please claer this also!!
(Me chuckle and said ok but please now dont interrupt)
Sophie nods!
Me: ok. So when i was arrived here and knocked ur door ur mom didn't let me . Enter and i entered with the help. Of ur driver he ask me. That why are u still standing out i said one lady stop he ask WHICH LADY STOPS YOU?? which cleary indicates that u have more then one lady in house first will be ur mom. And second will be ur servent!!
And why servent not ur family members because u only have mom and dad no. Dada dadi no uncle aunty and ha menai. Neche table pe tumri family photo deki. Thi tho. Wha se guess kiya ki lady servant and about ur dad timing its an common sense dock 5 beje band hota hai but tumeri mom when. I ask ur mom ki uncle kaha hai!? She replied ki bachi hui formalities puri karne gai hai. Tho. He might get back home soon warna 5 beje dock. Tho band ho hi jata hai. Ya se dock. 15 min ki duri pe he tho time. Bhi ne legega tho and who lady shayd breakfast and rat k. Dinner k leya vegetables lane gai. Ho and driver ko. Pata na ho aab tak aja jana cheye tha!!?
(Female loud voice from. Down stairs
Madam muje non veg nai mila isa lye sirf vegetables lai)
(Me smiles and answered)
Me: see shes back i. Was right!
Sophie: ok continued with ur vase explaining
Me: ok so i was telling that we 6 people will set the furniture and ill be home by 8 30 and ans to ur questions that how do i get that u r pranking on me and didn't did homework!!! So u might get home on 1:30 approx and u started ur mother helping and then suddenly u brok the vase and cut ur thumb and u came to your room. And had bath and then i came and u didnt notice me tum ne tumri mom ko awaz lagai. The ki me ao. Tho tume upar beju and jab mene knock kiya and awaz lagai tab tumere dimag me ye khurafat aai tumne lock. Lagaya huva tha but when i knocked louder u just unlocked the door and bathroom me chup gai plus u were lying agar tum shower leke bhar ati tho bathrobe k saat hat bhi gele hote but tumr sirf baal hi gele te simple as fukkhh and the secret under ur clothes under ur bathrobe iska hint tho tumse hi diya tumne kaha i. Gonna regret this any how plus tumari wrist me rubber band lga huva he.and tho simple hai tum bathroom mai gai baal. Khole and hair band wrist me laga diya phelai tho me bhi confused huva tha ki tum. Sach me naha ki nikli ho phir pta chala u were sweating q ki tumne hot water shower liya and fir change kar k wapis whi chupne gai tho u were sweating coz of steam of water
And bonus points tumeri shorts robe ki Neche dik re thi!!
Me chuckle and said sorry for ruined ur prank!!!!
(She was speechless stunned shocked
Not able to react)
(I shake her by call her name)
Me: Sophie!!!!! Sophie!!!!! Deka iss leya ne bata ra tha kuch i knew it
(She scream happy and hug me
tightly)
Sophie: omg omg omg u r a pure genius yaar tum phelai meri life me q ne aai yaar meri life me yahi spice tho missing tha yaar!?!
(Suddenly her mom entered in here room coz she heard her screaming)
(She saw me and Sophie hugging alto she was still on here bathrobe)
Aunty: what's going on here!???
(Awkward silence)
Me: gulp....
Sophie: mom. Kitni bar kaha hai knock kara karo hum homework finish kar k. Ate hai ok!!
Aunty: ok jaldi ana aunty looked me and said sambal k beta bauth khatarnak he ye ladki!!!
Sophie: mom. Please!!! Go go. Go!
Me: (again) gulp...
(Me in mind puri family Bhayankar nashe kar k beti hai ya morden hai had se zyada ya fir sab bhoot hai)
Sophie: tho homework suru kere!!
Me: (confusingly) asked tumri mom. Ko dur ka kam dikhta hai!??
Sophie: nahi. Tho q!??
Me: tho we were hugging and ur mom doesn't even react i am.. I am confused!!
Sophie: chill my family's is open minded and she won't mind anything so chill don bother!!!
Me: ok. Cool i also don't mind that kabhi itni morden family deka ne
(Both chuckles)
Me: so tume bus maths k 3 sum history ki 5 question and science tho don't bother sirf reading tha
Sophie: but itna kam ni.tha yaar how??
Me:menai kar diya tumara adha homework!!
Sophie: Q!!????
Me: itna lovely lunch k liya tho.. ese return gift samaj. Lo
Sophie: iski. Kya zarurat thi yaar tum. Bhi na...
Me: please yaar aab itna tho banta hai and pura iss leya ne kiya q ki fir agar kal. Teacher ne question kiya tho yaad rehe ki tumne kya lika ha
Sophie: ok tho chalo lets start!!!!
Me: 3 sum. Ha. Jo aaj tumne sir ko doubt pucha tha wese hi hai and history me 3 answers baki sab se related tho ye 3 tumne likh liya hai u will able to remember all ok so it will be easy.
Sophie: ok but tumne ye jo sum solve kiya hai usme ye pencil se circle q bana rake hai
Me: who kal batao ga suba school me please mat puchna q!?
Sophie: ok ok kal. Ka kal dek legai
After 20 min.
Sophie: yaar finally khatam huva *!!
Me:ok chalo. Aab tumri mom ki thodi help kar le ok!!
Sophie: phele kuch ka le bauth bhook lagi hai!!!!??
(Both goes down stairs towards kitchen here mom was still working on Furnitures)
Sophie: mom kuch khane ko hai buth bhook lagi hai hum dono. Ko!!!
Me: nai. Nai aunty muje ne sirf isko bauth bhook lagi hai
(Her mom give an normal look and said)
Aunty: koi bat ne beta tum bhi kha lo thoda sa....
Me: nahi its ok i am fine
(Sophie check the fridge and gesturing mom)
Sophie: (mummers) there is no food!!
(I was standing beside the chair)
(Sophie and her mom discussed something and approach me)
Aunty: beta kya tum noodles khaoge??
Me: no aunty its ok phelai kam. Khatam kar le. Fri kha lege!
( Aunty stunned and shocked and. Look at Sophie)
Aunty: ye kya bol. Rha hai Kum kaam!
Sophie: ye humri ghar set karne me madat Karene aya ha mom
Me: yes aunty (happily nods)
Aunty: there. Is no. Need beta we will handle it by our self tum noodles kha k Beth kar thodi der mai ghar chele jana
Sophie: mene bhi isko kitna samjaya samajta hi ne hai ye mom!!
Me: sorry aunty me ne sunuga kuch ..... .. let me help please!!
Aunty: no!! Beta how can I!???
Me: no. Formality aunty please let me help!!!!
Aunty: ok but!!
Me: i know aunty kuch kimti chees ne toduga sambhal k kam. Karunga and khud ko chot bhi lagne ne duga thik he..
(Aunty stunned!!!! Sophie not so. Suprised)
Sophie: please tell me mom app. Ko. Aur bhi kuch kena hai
Aunty: (shockingly) ne bus muje itna hi bolna. Tha who bhi isne bolne ne diya!!!!
(Sophie and me chuckles)
Me: tho bolo. Kaha se suru karu!!!
Aunty: deko beta yaha ki. Saf safai tho. Ho gai hai. And mera and Sophie ka kamra bhi almost set hai and beche hai 4 bedroom and ek store room and kitchen furniture tv connection garden me puddles bharne hai and last but not the list breakfast and dinner ki tayari!
Me: cool muje laga zyada kam. Hoga yaha tho thoda sa hi hai koi na breakfast ka koi tension ne hai dinner bhi ho jai ga Apki maid vegetable la chuki. Hai tho aab hume kam. Suru karna chaiye!!
(Me walk to garden)
(Sophie and her mom discuss)
Mom: ye kis pagal ko pakad le aai itna sara kam pada hai. Aur bol. Ra hai. Thoda sa he!????
Sophie: wese bat tho. Apki sahi hai kam. Bauth sara hai but isko hume halke me ne lena chaiye ye bauth pochi hui cheez hai ye!!!
Mom: acha who kese!???
Sophie: choti se choti bate asa hi chutki me pata kar leta hai jese mujse vase tuta isko pata chal gaya mere bina batai aur tho aur aaj classroom me sir ki mistake isko pata thi fir bhi isne ne batai balki mene batai. Tho Sara credit muje de diya and khud shanti se beta raha mere liya sab taliya bhi beja re te Student of the year mil gaya ho. Muje asi feeling ari thi!!
Mom: muje tho lagta hai. Ye tuje apne jaal me. Fasane ki koshis kar ra hai sambhal ki rena!!
Sophie:. Mom. Asa kuch ne hai mene isko itne hints diya ki me. Interested hu isme but muje bhav hi ne diya !!!
Mom: oho!!! Meri bholi beti!! Koi bat ne formula 44 istamal karna..kam. Aaiga pakka!!
Sophie: kiya but kuch ne huva me pakdi gai use pata chal gaya tha phelai se hi
Mom: matlab!!!
Sophie: matlab apne jab isko upar beja tab me bathrobe phen kar iske samne aai thi but ise pata chal. Gaya who meri chaal. Thi!?
Mom: bada chalak hai!! Tuje q lagta hai ye sahi hai apne. Plan. K liya!??
Sophie: ab aur batene ki zaroorat hai kya muje iske bare me itna tho bata. Diya!!
Mom: tho formula 66 ka use kare?
Sophie: nope risky hai q ki koi fiyda ne hoga!!
Mom: Q!????
Sophie: iske papa police me hai!!!
Mom: tu na marvai gi ek din muje
Sophie : chill mom iske papa bus ek
Mamoli driver hai police me
Mom: itna sikaya sab kuch waste!!!
Sophie: Q!! Matlab samji ne¡
Mom: kitni bar kaha he ki police wlo se door rena. Hai!!
Sophie: and khuda ka kya ek navy officer se shadi kar le??
Mom: tab haalat aur te beta samjo!!
Sophie: ye perfect hai apne plan. Ki leya iska papa police me hai hum us cheez ka fiyda agar sahi se utha le tho!?
Mom: Tu samaj ne re hai beta soch agar beta itna shatir hai. Tho baap. Kitna shatir hoga!??
Sophie: mom ye akhri moka hai. .... yeh ne gavana...kaam. Bada hai. Tho. Risk bhi lena. Hoga na!!
(Meanwhile in police station)
Waghmare: are baba koi chai bol do zra??
Lady constable: ok sir bus 2 min!!
Waghmare: Nod and suddenly phone rings and he answered!
Jai hind sir!!
Yes sir!!
Yes sir?
No sir?
Ok sir!!
Ji sir.
(He decline the call)
Waghmare: high authority se call tha ki ek bachi gayab huii he apne he area se bade saheb bahar gai hai tho unko bata dena
(waghmare finish speaking and reply everybody else)
Waghmare: abhi abhi ek bachi k missing reports aai ha CBI investigation ki mang ki hai tho ek bada officers yaha aaiga case handle karne. ye dusra case hai kidnapping ka phle wli bachi mili he nai abhi. Tak
(Car approach)
(Head officer walk in the police station
All salute together)
Everybody loudly
" Jay hind sir"
Head officer: kya huva sab jama. Ho gai. Hai ek sat koi problem
Waghmare: sir..... Who ek aur bachi gayab hui hai sir!!
Head office: (shocked) kya!!!! Uper se already itna pressure hai aur ab ek aur!!!
Waghmare: Sir CBI se ek. Officer aa ra hai case handle karne
(A young lady havaldar speak in between)
Young lady: sir hume jaldi kuch karna hoga ye koi badi Shazish lag ri hai jaldi ne kiya tho.....
(Head officer spoke in between)
Head officer: ohhh.... Tho aab ek mamuli lady havaldar hume batai gi ki hume kya karna hai
(Everybody laughed)
Young lady: ap meri baat sun. Tho lejiye ek bar
Head officer: chup karo!!! Ab tum hume sekaoge ki kese case solve karte hai abhi abhi join hui. Ho uper se ladki. Ho samji
Young lady: sorry sir! (Sadly)
Head officer: everybody dismiss back to works
(Everybody spread of and back to there benches)
Waghmare: o!!! driver babu ooo?? driver babu!! Apke bete ka call aya tha
Driver babu: kya bol ra tha!
Waghmare: bol ra tha ki who bhar jara hai kisi dost k. Ghar dinner se phelai laut aaiga
(Driver babu shocked and loudly asked)
Driver babu: kya!!!!! Who musibat hai he muje jana hoga
Waghmare: kya bakwas kar re ho!!
Driver babu: mai apne bete ko janta hu uske kio dost ne hai
Waghmare: samaja ne kuch!!
Driver babu: (rushingly) kitne beje call aya tha????
Waghmare: 2 beje aya tha yaar!!!
Driver babu: (angrily) tumne phel q ne bataya!!???
Waghmare: abey oye tera senior hu me
Driver babu: bhad me ja
(Itna bol. Ke who ghar k taraf bhag gai)
Sophie: tho mom age ka kya plan hai
Mom: pata ne ye bhar gaya hai ab tak aya ne
Sophie: me check kar k ati hu!!
(Sophie walk towards out side the house)
(I was heading back inside)
(Suddenly we stumble)
Sophie: ouch!!
Me: sorry mene deka ne
Sophie: kaha thai yaar kab se gayab te
Bataya bhi ne
Me: garden me puddles bhar ne gaya tha sare bhar diya ab next but usse phele hat moo. Dho lu!??
Sophie: itni jaldi kesi kar liya????
Me: arya wo jagdish uncle aur mene mil ke sab kam fatafat kar diya
Sophie: wow sahi hai!!!
Me: tho din bar yahi khada rena hai yaa aur kam bhi kar le!!??
Sophie: oops sorry
(Both walk inside)
Aunty: kaha te beta???
Me:who puddles bharne gaya tha aunty ho gaya
Aunty: itni jaldi??
Me: ha!! If u excuse me common bathroom!??
Aunty: Aggse se second right
Sophie: tho mom ab hum dinner ki tayari kare!!!
Mom: nahi rupa kam. Karri hai hum window curtains and carpets laga dete hai ok
Sophie:ok me stairs k pass jari hu carpet!
Mom: mai windows!!?
(I wash hands and back and ask!!)
Me: me store room dek. Ta hu abhi sirf 4 bej re hai thoda jaldi kere ge tho. Apka furniture and bedroom set ho. Jai ge
(Both together!!)
Me: driver uncle aap meri sat aao jagdish uncle aap hat mo dho lo aur jaldi uper aao
Jagdish uncle : ok beta tum. Jaao me ata hu
(Me and driver uncle move upwards
Jagdish uncle head toward common bathroom)
(We were doing our works)
(Somebody knock the doors)
Sophie goes and open. The door
Sophie: welcome dad!!!
Dad: wow gahr kafi jaldi set ho gaya not bad
Mom: ha ha bola tha tume ki aaj mat jao tho bhi chele gai kaha ki jaldi auga madat karunga
Dad: arya sorry janu kam. Me fas gaya tha batao muje aab kya karna. Hai.
Sophie: dad aap naha lejeye hogaya hai sara kam almost fir snack ka lege thode
Dad:ok
(Meanwhile upper room)
Me: dek lo uncle's mast set ho gya hai store room ab bus guests room. Bacha hai fir ghar final dusting and done jesa mene socha tha 7 beje tak sab khatam 8 beje me apne ghar
Jagdish uncle: beta ab who me aur ye kar lege tum aram karo aab
Ramesh: ha ab ho gaya hai sab tho kar he lege
Me: pakka!!! Fir bhi bula lena muje!!
(Me go do down stairs approch towards common bathroom)
Me: (tries to open) wtf lock. Hai!???
Me: koi. Hai!??
Sophie dad: yep me naha ra hu ramesh towel bhul gaya hu leka ana zara aur holder pe latka de
Me:"huhhh!!" ok
(Me to sophie)
Me: muje towel melega!???
Sophie: ha mere room me door k peche hai but tume q cheiye
Me: muje ne tumere papa ko cheiye
Sophie: fir se towel bhul. Gai jaao le lo aur de do
(She continues with Dusting)
Me: (grab) towel and latka diya
(Everybody was working)
(I asked aunty¡)
Me: laow aunty me sara kachra dump karke ata hu deka sab kam ho gaya na fatafat
Aunty:thanks beta for helping
(Me goes and throws garbage and back again)
(The worked was finally finished snacks was almost ready)
(Mean while.... At my chawl!)
(Driver babu to Dhilon aunty)
Driver babu: kya apne meri bete ko deka kaha gaya he
Dhilon : ha pata he ji who apne kisi dost de gahr gaya si 8 veje se phelai aaj jaiga tussi fikar na karo jii
Jii: fikar kese na karu uska koi dost ne hai kisi musibat me fas gaya tho!!
Dhilon: ohhoo jii!!! Apna na ave hi fikar kar re ho jii?!! Ena koi new friend shend hoga wese bhi aaj putter da pela din tha gaya hoga party sharty karne tusi fikar na karo ji!!
Jii: (softly) fikar tho hogi na miss Dhilon aaj kal bate ne hoti he humere beach kaam. Mela lega reta hu. kuch batata bhi ne aaj kal batne ata bhi hoga tho shyad mera dukh dek kar bat daba leta hoga.
Miss Dhilon: oho ji me samaj saki hu jii aap na fikar na karo ye umar hi asi hoti hai beche na ghul mil. Jate hai new new logo me tussi na tension na lo thik. Hai
Jii:ap thik ke re hai!! Wese konse dost k ghar gayaa he name address!! Kuch diya hai!?
Miss Dhilon : na ji!!!
Jii: Chlo koi bat ne phone number ya pager!??!
Miss Dhilon: na. Jii who sirf inna bol. K nikliya se ki kisi dost k ghar jara hu
And kane se phelai aa jauga mere bauji ko bata dena
Jii: (angrily) kya matlab who apko. Kuch bata ne gaya ane doo. Gahr dek luga usse !!
Miss Dhilon: oo na jii na aap na gussa na karo ji bacha hai ase gussa ne karte
(Meanwhile...)
Janvi: everybody snacks ready aa jaao
Dad: janvi ek orange juice
Mom: mere leya bhi same
Sophie: merai liya coffee
Me: jo apko pasand aai le aao
(We enjoyed snacks and started gossip)
Uncle: tho beta tum Sophie ki new friends ho!!
Me: ha uncle
Aunty: me kya keti hu beta dinner kar ke jana please
Uncle: ha beta zaroor
Sophie: ha yaar please tumne wesi hi aaj bauth madat ki. Hai please
Me:fir kabhi dad k sat aaj ne but...
(My mind oo dad ko call karna re gaya!!!)
Sophie: why don u stay a night here!!!
Aunty: ha beta q nai
Uncle: ya sure!!
Me: no uncle kapde ne liya extra uniform bhi ne hai kesa hoga
Sophie : me sab manage kar lugi ( evil smile)
Mom: (winked) ha beta kar lege manage!!
Me: (something is off) thik he papa se bat kar k puch ta hu
Uncle: ek kam. Kar dinner k liya aaj hi invite kar lo apne mom. Dad ko
Sophie: DADDY
Dad: kyaa!!!
Sophie: mom ne hai uski!!
Uncle: i am very sorry beta muje pata ne ta
Me: its ok. Uncle!!
Uncle: tho bula lo apne papa ko me na nahi sun ra jawab me ok
(dominantingly)
Me: thik hai!
(Go towards telephone)
(Me call on. Dhilon aunty number)
Sukh aunty: oo putter kaha hai tu aya ne avi tak tere bauji nu twadi chinta ho riyase kithe ha tu!
Me: aunty aap aur Dad yaha navy villa aaj jao meri dost k ghar dinner invitation hai meri family ko and ap bhi meri family ho tho aap aur dad doni aao jaldi
Sukh aunty: o putter le tere bauji kuch bolna chate hai
Dad: kaha hai tu suba dupair se ghar ne aya kya chal ra hai sab tu thik tho he na
Me: dad mene waghmare uncle aur sukh aunty ko bataya tho tha me meri dost k ghar ja ra ho
Dad: terai. Tho. Koi dost ne te na beta kuch chupne ke zarurat ne hai koi problem bata
Me: dad chill sab thik hai aap jaldi Dhilon aunty ko leke yaha navy villa aajaiye dinner k liya
Dad: who villa haunted hai tu wha kya kar raha hai
Me: dad ye sab afwa thi mene bataya tha apko phele bhi yaha ab ek family rene aa gai hai please aa jai na yaha dad mere leya please
Dad: thik hai ara hu 30 min me!!
Me:ok
(Line cut....)
Sophie: tho ruk. Re ho na raat bhar???
Me: pata ne yaar dad ko. Ane tho do
Fir dek lege
Sophie: ha.. Ha.. Tumere dimag me tab tak koi plan. Tho aa hi jaiga na!!!!
Me: dek lege!!!
(Meanwhile...)
Miss Dhilon: oh jii aap na stress na. Lo inna sab changa hoga!!
Jii: ab pata ne ye ladka kya karna chata hai pata ne paar aaj pheli baar usne mujse kuch maga.
Miss Dhilon: chaliye aab nikalna chieya
Jii:ok chalo nikalte he!
(Meanwhile navy villa)
Sophie: tho dinner tayar ho gaya hai almost tumere dad ne aai
Me: ate hoge shyad acha meri mom bhi aari. Hai sat me chelega na
Sophie: tume tho kaha ki tumri mom hai ni. Tho who sab kya tha!??
Me: jo jaman deti hai sirf who ma ne hoti tho paal poss k bada kare whi bhi maa hoti hai thi samaj lo bus who ari hai.....
Sophie: whoooww that was intense!!!!
Me: mazak ne kara ra me
Sophie: chill yaar bus asi hi bola
(Door knocked)
Me: lagta hai dad hoge
(Rushed to door ¡)
Mrs De costa: Jii aap???
Miss Dhilon: hello ji i am sukvunder shing Dhilon aur ye.....
Jii: i can introduce my self miss Dhilon
Miss Dhilon: ohoo enu na show off de adat hai
(Jii look drastically at miss Dhilon)
Jii: Ji me MUMBAI POLICE sub junior constable mr.....
(Suddenly telephone rings)
Jii: mr tiring....
Miss Dhilon : (laugh loudly) tring hehehehehe
Mrs De costa : tring te kesa name huva
(Miss Dhilon still laughing)
Jii: apka phone baj ra hai
Mrs De costa: sorry ander aaiye please
Jii: ab bus bhi kejeye miss Dhilon
Miss Dhilon: (still laughing) tring ji heheheheh kinna sona name hai hehe
Aaj se me apko tring ji. Hi bulaogi hehehe
Jii: ha ha. Very funny aab aap shant hogi please
Me: dad Dhilon aunty aap aaa gai
Dhilon aunty: ooho putter!!! Ghar vich makke de roti banane valiye se but tussi menu yaha le aai
Sophie: hello uncle namaste aunty
Jii: helo beta!!
Miss Dhilon: oye ohi oye kinni soni kudi ha putter haai kisi ki nazar na lege tuje
(And unone nazar utari and kala tika lagaya literally)
Me: auntyyyyy ab meri value down na!!
Sukh aunty: ohoho na putter tu de mari jigar ka tukda hai mera sab se ladla hai tenu bhi ksis di nazar na lege tum dono. Nu ksis de nazar na lege
Sophie: omg ur mom is sooo sweet yaar
Me: thanks!!
Sukh aunty: me iska ma ne hu putter whi. Tho
Mee interrupt....
Me: mom ne ho. Tho kya huva mom se kam. Ne ho
DAD : sara pyaar aunty k. Leya papa abhi bhi yahi kede he neta
MR De costa : hum bhi yahi hai!!!
Mrs De costa : lo mera call ho gaya khana kale sab!!!
(Everybody go to. Dinning table start eating )
Sophie: uncle ek baat kahu
Jii: ha bilkul beta kaho!!
(Me nods here not now)
Jii: kaho beta kya ke rhi thi
Sophie: ne uncle me bus ye puch re thi ki police station me apne bauth hard hard case solve kiya hoga na
Jii: ne beta muje bus police me lege 1 saal hi huva hai aur me bus ek driver hu cases sab bade officer solve karte hai!!
Sophie: ohh ok. Ok
Mrs De costa: tho ap phele kya karte thai i mean police ke phele!??
Jii: who me ek garage me kam karta hu abhi bhi me shonty garage yhi pass me hai
Mrs De costa: tho police me kese achanak
Jii: sarkari naukri hai aur form bhar diya tho fitness k waja se lag gai naukri
Mrs De costa: bat tho shi hai vese kab acha naseeb hai apka
Jii: who tho hai!!
(And the talk goes on. And on)
(Approx 20 min later)
Me: Dad me yahi ruk raha hu rat chelegana
Mr De costa : Ha dost tumera ladka kafi hosiyaar he hume kafi Pasand aya please ise rukne do
Jii: ab apki bat kese taal sakte he sir thik hai but!!
Mrs De costa: par var kuch ne bhai shab rukne dejiye na
Jii: thik but kapde kaha hai plus school ki uniform!!
Sophie: uncle mera uniform hai na ek spare who de dugi and t shrits he ek do uncle ho jai ga manage
Jii: tumeri uniform beta tume yaad he na mera beta ladka hai ladki ne!!
Sophie: (chuckle) pata hai uncle but garment wle ne aaj suba ek ladke ki. Uniform bhej de ladki k badle and pese bhar diye the tho usne wapis le bhi ne aur girl uniform bhi bhej de iss leyaa aaj school me late hui thi!!
Me: makes sense!!
Dad: r u sure tuje rukana hai!!
Me: app koi problem na ho.tho!!
Dad: ok ruk ja but kal school se seda ghar ana ok!!
Sophie: don worry uncle!!
Me: still a problem !!
Sophie: aab kya yaar!!!
Me:School bag!!!
Sophie: i have plans kya yaha bete huve koi guess kar sakta hai ye school bag ka case kese solve hoga!!
Mrs De costa : umm...
Mr De costa : ek idea hai hum. Yaha se kisis ko bhijva kar bag manga sakte hai!!
Sophie: not bad dad but it was too close.....
Jii: ek kam. Ho sakta hai.!!!
Everybody: kya!???
Jii: call kar ke wha se kisi ko bula sakte hai yaha bag dene k leye!!!
Sophie: not bad uncle!! But still to close!!!
(Anybody els wanna try!!!)
Ramesh kaka: i give up
Miss Dhilon: me too
Everybody els : we also
Me: ok me too
Sophie: awwwww i know tum figure out kar loge meri expectations tumse kafi high thi don disappoint me!!!
Me: ek hi possibility hai sirf ki bag bhu aa jae ga aur sab kam.bhi ho jai ga
Sophie: tho my dear please do the honer!!!
Everybody else's : jawab pata hai. Tho batao
Dad: buddy jab jawab ho! . Tho bata dena cheye sahi ya galat bad ki nat hai
Sophie: wow wise man with wise words!!!
Come do it for ur dad
Me: ok. Ok fine tho ek possibility jo nikal k. Ati hai. Who he ki....
Sophie: kiii..
Everybody's els: kiiiiii....
Me: stop looking at me that makes me soo nervous
Sophie in her mind
Sophie: **got his weakness**
Everybody cheers : come on u can do it
Me: everybody quit (me stand ups)
Tho sirf ye possibility he ki drive uncle dad aur aunty ko gahr chodene jai gi and unke hato bag aur lage hat kapde bhi bhijwa dege
M i right sophie!!!
(Everybody shocked stunned)
(Dhilon aunty makes hand gesture of nazar utharo)
(An deep pin drop silence!!)
Me: helo m. I right!
Sophie: omg omg omg omg (scream)
(Runs towards me and huges me tightly)
(Everybody looking at me mr patel got little angry dad got little bit worried both aunty were looking us with adorable eyes)
Me: ok ok lets rap up Sophie thik hai u can. Leave me now!!
Sophie: u r genius u know that!!!
Me : ab konsi itni badi badi bat bol di mene chill
Dad and miss Dhilon: tho chlo fir hum. Nikal te hai aab kafi der ho gai
Mr and mrs De costa : ap. Se mil. K. Acha laga dubara kabhi aaiyega
Jii and miss Dhilon: ji zarur!!
(Driver uncle Dad and sukh aunty sits in car and leave)
The night stay began!!!
Ok. Ok now everybody will comment ki chapter ka name night stay hai but kuch huva ne be patience lots of drama emotions and actions is on. The way chill guys please share ur reviews on this chapter
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