DADDY'S DETECTIVE
Vol 1
CHAPTER 3
THE THREE CHEATERS
PART THREE
SOMEBODY HOUSE 25 PEOPLE WERE SITTING AND DISCUSSING ABOUT SOMETHING)
( 4 days to go for the test)
Naina: boss i thought he was joking but Friday kand iss confirmed!!! He give the list of all. Of us but usme apka and bade boss ka name ne tha!!
Boss: (sees the list) how is this possible humne kitna secretly kam. Kiya tha isko pata kese chala ki asa koi grp. Bhi he (angrily) HOW!!!???????
Naina: usko pata lagana he ki 3 cheater kon he!??
Boss: kon 3 cheater?? Sala apne grp me sab cheaters hi he apne grp se kisi ne iski ungli ki he kya!!!
Naina: nai boss 7 A ke he hai!! Teeno cheaters
Boss: kya bakwas kar ri ho jitne bhi log HSC ME COPY KARETE HE SAB YAHA MAUJOOD HE!!!! And tum tho 7 A ki ho tumere alawa bhi koi copy karta he tumeri class me!???
Naina: pata ne sir muje tho lagta hs ase koi 3 cheaters he hi ne
Boss: (shouts on naina) THO YE CHUTIYA HE KYA JO ITNA BADA RISK LE RA HE
Big boss: arey CONTROL majnu CONTROL kitna chila raha he MAJNU Kay karu tera maar bhi tho sakta tuje pyaar jo karta hu!!!
Majnu: areye chilao ne tho kya karu UDAY bhai gang ki izzat sawal he
UDAY: Muje lagta he hume iski madat karni cheiya!!
Majnu: ye kya bol. Re ho bhai!!??
Uday : socho majnu hum ye gang 2 saal. Se operate kar re he!! 4 logo se suruvat ki thi aaj 25 log ho gai he uske pass puri list he tho saboot bhi hoge 2 saal. Ki mehnat pani me aur abhi. Tho humne ye bhi decided ne kiya he ki agla leader kon banega jo gang ko sambal sake.!! Muje lagta he isko support karna chiye!!
Majnu: aap. Zyada jante ho. Bhai ap jesa aap bolo!!
Uday: acha naina ye tumeri hi class me na suru se!!
Naina: nai boss mene 5 C me thi but October batch shuffle me muje 6 A laga tab se uske saat hu!!
Uday: uske bare me kya kya janti ho!!
Naina: 5 std sem. 1 topper who bhi sab subject me perfectly in fact pura ka pura staff fired hone wala tha iski. Waja se pechle k pechle saal
Uday: haan! haan! who teacher scam!!!
Naina: ha pata ne kis teacher ne pese laker isko kam marks diye the and isne Rechecking me papers dale the with special requests ki principle sare paper check kare and still he manage to score perfect score in first unit
Manju: BAHEN CHOD!! Aur kuch!!
Naina: ha ye 86 percent ki scholarship se admission Laker yaha aya he phele JJs me tha!! But fir class 5 ki sem 2 ki final me 5 aya!!
Uday: asa kiya ho gaya tha 1 se 5 seda!!
Naina: pata ne but 6th me ye kabhi top 10 me aya he ne aur ha but final me 10 rank aya q ki jo ladki 10 aai thi usne school chod de tho ye 10 ho gaya warna 6th me pure saal ye 11 hi aya he!
Majnu: tukka hoga 5th std ka tho fir!! Sem 1 me acha sem 2 me 5th rank and fir top 10 se hi gayab!!
Uday: jitna simple lag ra he utna simple he ne!! Ek kam. Karo sab k sab iss sharif zade ki kundli nikalo
Aur ha usko bolo uss hum se maadat melegi but usko bhi humeri madat karni padege!!
Naina: but fir tho usko pata chal jai ga ki ye gang sahi me exist karta he and we will be busted!!
Uday: nai asa ne he tum usko bola ki sab log badle me kuch na kuch demand kar re he!! Bad me dek lege
Aur sab log abhi thoda sambhal ke rena back to basic's thik he!!
Naina: me tab tak kya karu big boss!!
Uday: pal. Pal ki khabr ati rene chieye har ek moment ki but sambhal ke!!
Naina: ok
Uday: meeting dismissed!!
(Mean while in my home)
Me: fuck yaar there is no way i can go below 19
(Someone knock the door)
Me: niklo bhai ghar me koi ne he!!!
Sophie: its me duffer!!!!
Me: arey tho kitni baar bola he knock mat karo seda andar aao ...
Sophie: arey kabhi tum change kar re ho ya kabhi tumere papa change kare ho tho???
Me: mene tume schedule deke raka he na tho q itna sochte ho chota dimag he zayada sochna ne cheiye phat jata he!!
Sophie: tho shall we start!!!
Me: what about naina!! Who ne aaigi aaj!!
Sophie: she must be busy with convincing the people from the list u gave to here!!
Me: kuch bhi!!
Sophie: 20. Logo ko koi 5 din me kese convinced kar sakta he yaar and agar un me se kisi ne teacher ko chugli kar di tho!! And chalo maan bhi liya ki who ek gang member but us gang me koi traitor ya chuglikhor jesa koi huva tho!!
Me: tho tume sach me asa lagta he ki mene ye sab socha ne hoga!!!
Sophie: i can't say much but we can't be sure ki sab kuch sahi jaai!!!
Me: o please who 3 cheaters bina kisi khauf k maza se ghoom re he top 10 me aa jate he don you think. Jo student mehenat karte he they deserved more that them!!
Sophie: but batao tho tume kya lagta he kon he who 3 cheaters!!
Me: actually sirf ek master mind he un teeno me but who kon he ye aab tak figure out ne kiya!!!
Sophie: muje batao unke name may be i can dig some thing about them!!
Me: me try kr chuka hu mene dolphy mam ko unke peche lagay tha kuch nia mila ab yaa tho who teeno wakai me innocent he ya bauth chalak ya ye sab bus mera pagal pan he!!!
Sophie:but muje abhi tak pata ne chala ki agar puri class copy case me pakadva diya tho pata kese chelega!!
Me: ab ye tho time he bataiga!!
Sophie: so you don't have any plan!!
Me: pata he mene ek book me padha tha ki kabhi kabhi sab kismat pe chod dina cheiye!!
Sophie: oo so. The athiest is talking about the leap of faith!!
Me: (chuckles) its not about leap of faith its about the intuition and the faith that we have in our self which says us every time that if u think its right then no matter what other think about it. no matter if the world is against you. iF You are fucking right then just go for it!!
Sophie: samaj me tho kuch ne aya but thos heavy words and all sun k kafi acha laga ab agar iss baat ka sach me koi matlab nikalta he then no matter what happen i will be always with you!
Me: (looked her and smiled)
Sophie: acha mene move yaad kar le he lao cube do ill do. wrong huva tho bolna
Me: ok lets see ek min muje who situation me cube ko lene do fir u can do your move ok!!
Sophie: ok!!
Me: (makes few turns and creates a situation of a single dot on the upside of the cube) take it
Sophie: ok one dot situation so ye whi situation he na ki kahi se me who move 3 time move maru tho upar plus sing aa jaiga!!
Me: ya apply it!!
Sophie: (mummers) kya thi who moves F R U R' U' F'
Me: good aur 2 bar!!
Sophie: F R U R' U' F' F R U R' U' F'
Ho gaya plus aab!!??
Me: ab next me tume centre pieces match karna seeka duga ok??
Sophie: but tumne muje aab tak Layer 1 and layer 2 tho sekaya ne!!
Seeda 3rd layer???
Me: Oo so you r questioning my methods??
Sophie: no no its not like that but jab muje layer's 1 and 2 ati ne tho seeda 3 seek k kiya fiyda???
Me: arey yaar aab ye baat tume samjana matlab cancer k last stage k mariz ka achanak se theek ho jana!!
Sophie: ye bhi samja ne but sun k Ajeeb laga!!
Me: acha tum ye move ki practice ache se kar lo fir eek baar tumko center pair karna seeka duna tho 1 layer and 2 layer ki suruvat karege ok??
Sophie: ok aur ek aur baat??? Tumeri eek help cheiya thi??
Me: (eats apple) bolo na!!!
Sophie: umm rene do lets focus on cube!
Me: ok!
(Someone knock the door)
Me: iski maki... koi ne gahr pe niklo
Naina: arey ( angrily) JAB BHAGANA HI THA THO INVITE Q KIYA..... BYEE!!!
SOPHIE: AREY NAINA WAIT AA JAO!
(Naina enters in the house)
Naina: kya bey oyee ghar me koi ne!!!
Me: deko I hate jab information hone k bawajood log ...(Interrupts)
Naina: tu chutiya tha chutiya he aur chutiya he rehega!!
Me: well. Thanks for the complement and kuch logi paani ya thanda paani ya bus pani!!
Naina: its ok bus everything is fine for me!!
Me: ill be back!!
Naina: abey oyee kaha ja ra he!??
Me: thanda pani lane Dhilon aunty k ghar se!!
Naina: its ok muje sada pani chelega!!
Me: ok waha matka rakha he peelo!
(Fake smile) Make ur self home!!
Sophie: yaha kuch galat ho gaya he deko na!!
Me: ok yep deko yaha tumne U jo he who 2 baar turn kar liya he iss leye!??? (Rotate the cube layers and fixed)
Naina: Mene bhi moves yaad kar liye he????
Me: ok Sophie usko cube do!!
Naina: ok!!
(Me grabs naina hand!!)
Me: kya????
Naina: aab q haat pakad re ho bhai??
Me: (sniff her finger)
Naina: (tooked her hand back) Wtf yaar Sophie fir tum. Bolti ho ki me iss lafa marti hu and gali deti hu!!!
Sophie: kya huva dude!!
Me: ciggret!!!
Naina:!!!!!
Sophie: cigarette!!!
Me: cigarette pe kar aai ge ye who bhi high taar wli tum din me kitni cigarette peti ho??
Naina: o hello weak me ek!!! Aur who aaj stress tha thoda ise leye pele me regular smoke ne karti
Me: well its a bad habit!! U should stop Dodge ball team me ho ase he phook. Te rahi. Tho lungs me duva bhar jaiga tab kya karogi!
Sophie: who. Tho he!! Cigarette pena buri baat he!!
Me: aur ne tho kya me. Tho Sophie ko bhi bolta hu drinks Wegera ne peni. Cheiye liver kharab hota he but sunti hi ne
Naina: boring! But me regularly smoke ne karti
(Meanwhile in police station)
DCP: waghmare bambo lege mantri ki rishtedaar ki bache gayab ho re he rape murder chori sala chal kya raha he apne area me!!!
(CBI officer enters in the police station)
Officer Dilip: reports muje mere desk pe chiye!!
DSP: sir who!!!
Dilip: who kya!!!
Waghmare: who meeting room. Me sab apka wait kar re he case discuss karna he!!
Dilip: tho karo na mene jitna investigate he uski file tho de de thi na kal. Tho aaj ye meeting q!!
DSP: (stammering) home minister saab ka phone aya tha case change ho gaya he sir filal unka order he ki ye kidnapping case solve karna he filal
Dilip: (angrily) MAKI CHUT iss home minister ki sala ek galti ki itni badi saza!!
Waghmare: sir sambhalo apne aap. Ko!!
Dilip: nai jane dega who damodar uski maki chut ne jane dega who. Muje military me!!! Harami sala nai itni asanese jeete ne ne duga Waghmare ek kam. Kar case k detail. Ki file ki copy mere car me. Rak wade aur ek baat yaha gadi sab se achi kon chalta he!!
Daddy: sir me sir!!
Dilip: kon ho tum
Daddy: sir me **** (interrupted)
DSP: sir ye mera driver he!!
Dilip: Driver babu kaha tak padhai ki!!
Daddy: sir mechanical engineering me masters kiya he!
Dilip: tho yaha police department me kesa ana huva!! Oooh sarkari naukri hmm aaj se tum mere driver jab tak me yaha hu DSP Sahab koi aur dhund lo!!!
DSP: (scary smile) ok!!
Dilip: driver babu gadi nikalo
Waghmare: ye lo sir case ki file!!
Daddy: hum kaha ja re he!!!
Dilip: driver babu sawal ne karte bus chalo!!
(Both leaves the station)
DSP: chalo jaan chuti!! Waghmare sab k leye chai bol de aur chal jate he meeting me!!
(Meanwhile the twins)
(Match is just over between the twins vs metha sister)
Rupali: thaka diya yaar!!!
Payal: no wonder why they are champions!!!
Siddhesh: tum. Dono ko apna defense strong karna hoga!! Thoda weak he.
Survesh: yes and agle sunday ek aur game hojai!!
Rupali: of course!
Payal: o please hum normally ne mil sakte normal logo ki tara coffee ya chai pe!!
(Awkward silence)
Survesh: (blush) ok if u both don mine agle sunday Coffee??
Payal: yep done!!!
Rupali: umm!!!! Ook
Siddesh: thik he!!
(Meanwhile at my home)
Naina: i did it right see!!!
Me: good ab tum dono ko ye move aa gai he aab me tum. Dono. Ko center match ke algorithm deta hu note kar lo ache se yaad kar lo fri tume log easily cube solve karna seek jaoge ok!!
Naina: ok
Sophie: ok.!!!
Me: note it R U2 R' U' R' thik he tho ye move he jo centre match kar dega!!
Iske sirf 2 cases he!! Thik he case one huva tho ek baar apply karna he case 2 huva tho 2 baar ek bar ye ache se memorise kar lo perfect ho jaao fir baki k tho sab easy he!! Ok
Sophie: ye thoda complicated he!!
Me: tho bus aaj k leye itna kafi he ye cube leke jaao practice kar lo!! kal milte he!!
Naina: acha jane se phle mene adhe logo ko convinced kar liya he but sab kuch na kuch demand kar re he!!
Me: kya he demands??
Naina: who tho who log jab time aiga tab Batai ge!!
Me: as expected a classic gang move!! Not bad so they decided to help us bki sab bhi man jaige naina good work!!
Naina: me kuch samji ne!!
Me: ok naina u can. Leave Sophie muje kuch discuss karna he 5 min bus!!
Sophie: ok naina tum bhar chalo me ati hi
(Naina walk outside)
(Sophie and me mummers)
(After 5 min)
Naina: tho kya bate hui love birds!!
Sophie: kuch ne!! If u don mine kya me tumeri help kar baki logo ko convinced karne me!!!
Naina: (stunned) um no ill manage!!
Sophie: ok!! Byee!!
(Thursday the day before test!)
(English lecture going on)
Sophie: so aaj Thursday he!!
Me: (relaxed) ha tho??
Sophie: tho tum. Itne relaxed kese ho sakte hoo???
Me: Q ki me relaxed hu!!!
Sophie: fucker aaj hume chits lagani he bhul gai!!
Me: yaad he yaar but hum. Aaj chits ne laga re!!!
Sophie: wtf!!!!!!
Madam dolphie : any problem last bench!!!
Sophie: no mam
Me: yes mam!!
Mam: yes whats the problem!???
Me: actually there is a major problem can we discuss after the class i don't wanna distrub the whole class!!
(Whole class mummers)
Mam: well. The hole class is disturbed now (book closed) come on shoot!!
Me: may i come there!!!
Mam: ok!!!
Sophie: whats going on!!!
Naina: (gesture from another row!) Wtf he is doing
(Me walks towards the black bord!!)
Me: guys may i have ur attention please!!
Mam: students please listen to him!
(Pin drop silence)
Me: SO EVERYBODY PROBABLY KNOWS ME WITH DIFFERENT REASONS BUT TODAY I WANT TO CONFESS THAT MAYANK WAS NOT THE REASON WHY WE HAVE LEVEL 4 TEST TOMORROW!!
(EVERYBODY MUMMERS)
NAINA: (TENSED)
(SOPHIE AND NAINA LOOKS TO EACH OTHER)
(FOUR NERDS LOOKING AT SOPHIE AND NAINA)
MAM: what are you talking please speak clearly!!
ME: MAYANK WAS NOT THE ONE WHO COPIED LAST WEEK IN THE TEST HE WAS NOT THE COPY CAT AND THAT CHIT WAS NOT HIS CHIT ITS WAS SOMEBODY ELS CHIT!!
(EVERYBODY MUMMERS) ¡
ME: ACTUALLY IT WAS MY CHIT!!!
(EVERYBODY STUNNED)
MAM: (SLAPS!!)
ME: i didnt see that coming!!
Mam: class do ur work and you little brat come with me to the principle office!!
(Me and teacher leaves the class room!)
Naina walk towards Sophie!!
Naina: what the fuck just happen
Sophie: (shocked) i... I.... Don't know!!!
(Meanwhile mam dolphie office
room!)
Me: well ye tho principle ka office me he??
Mam: well vice principle ka tho he!!
(Both chuckles)
Me: thanks for helping!!!
Mam: jo tumne mere leye kiya he uske hisab se tho ye bus 1st installment he!!
Me: installments (hehe) aap bhi na mam!!
Mam: so tume sach me lagta he ki koi 3 cheater he!??
Me: i am dam sure but mam please staff me se kisi ko batana maat!!
Mam: agar humne unko pakad liya uske baad tho batana padega na!!
Me: uske baad bhi ne!!!
Mam: have you gon mad!! This is not possible who teeno students copy kar k high marks and ranks le re he pata ne kab se koi aur students jo studies karte he mehnat karte he unka kya!!! Kya who ye sab credit deserved ne karte!! What about you kitne time se tum top 10 me ne aai ho tume gussa ne ara unnpe!!
Me: well actually no me top 10 me ne ata uske pechai mere apne reasons he but mam who teeno ko bus warning deke chod dena cheiye!!
Mam: i am sorry beta jo tum bol re ho who possible he hi ne action tho lena padega main ne tho apne principle tho action zarur lege!!
Me: but who teno abhi tak pakde ne gai he and humere pass koi proof ne he ki who teeno copy kese karte he!!!
Mam: tho tume kese pata ki wahi 3 log he!!
Me: jab aap unke name sunegi. Tho apko. Bhi shak zarur hoga!!
Mam: acha kon he who teeno!??
Me: aniket, Vishnu aur lokesh!!
Mam: no way tume pata he na tum kya bol re ho??
Me: very well inme se koi ek master mind he baki dono tho bus usse follow karte he mere proof he 5th me jab me yaha tha tab mere pass inn teeno. K results he 5th k sare papers and 6th k sare papers!! Sare choti moti test and oral excellent performance!!! But paper leak ka koi chance ne aur tho aur koi chits se bhi koi copy ne kar rha he aap chahe tho inke papers match kar k dek sakte he!!!
Mam: ok but fir agge kya who paper check kar ne k leye principle ki permission legeagi and then uske baad he me papers comparing kar paugi!!
Me: jo bhi karna he aaj hi karna padega!!
Mam: aj k aaj q kal q ne!!
Me: well kal muje 3 cheater k master mind ka pata chelega!!!
Mam: who kese aaj se 3 week k leye tum suspended ho!!!
Me: nahi aap principle ko ye suggested karo gi ki agar me level 4 test me. Pass ho jata hu tho mera suspension kam hoga and fail huva tho serious punishment like unit one k hard papers and all!! Apse jitne ho sake aap utni punishment increases karan but kuch bhi ho kal ka test tho muje dena hi he!!!
Mam: ok ill try my best!!
jaao class room se apna bag leke aao me tumere papa ko call karti hu fri principle k pass chalte he
Me: ok!! (Walk toward door)
Mam: acha suno i hope ye jo tum karre ho its all worth it!!
Me: (smiles and nods)
(Me leaves the cabin)
(Me enter in the class room)
(Everybody booing and throwing paper balls)
Tanvi: Fuck you ass hole i though u were the worthy competition!!
Student 1: bsdk tum mil kabhi akele me!!
Student 2: tujse ye umeed ne thi yaar!!
Sophie: (hold my hand) what happened!!!
Me: pata ne papa. Ko call laga re he mam and bag leke bulaya he!! I think i. Will be suspended till first unit test!
Naina: Fuck yaar ye sab mari galti he i am. Coming with you to confess!!!
Me: shuuuu!!! dhere bolo its ok i got this kal. Ke test me agar mai ache marks lata hu tho punishment kam hogi!!
Naina: matlab change in plans!!
Me: no kal sab k sab pakde jai ge and sab ko. Tho suspende ne karege na tho sab k saat me bhi bach jauga!!!
Sophie: fucking asshole u planed all this don't you???
Me: (smile) yes!!
Sophie: yaar itna bhi kya obsession yaar 3 cheaters ko leye ki you are risking this much!!!
Me: agar sab mere plan ke according raha tho kal who teeno extra se bhi extra careful rehega and bus muje wait karna he unki ek galti ka!!!!
(Lalit approach from behind)
Lalit: bro ye sab tho galat ho gaya ye kya chutiyapa kiya bhai!!?
Me: chill there is no change in plan abhi filal me ghar ja ra hu aaj hum hotel me miloe tum logo ko kya karna he bata duga ok!!
Lalit: but kal tu tho ne hoga na shyad!!
Me: me kal definitely aara hu don worry!! (puts bag in the shoulder)
(And walk towards the door!!)
Me: YE MSG UN K LEYE JO AB TAK BADI CHALAKI SAFE KHEL RE THAI SAVE UR ASS MOTHER FUCKERS TOMORROW WILL BE YOUR LAST DAY!
Tanvi: de he seriously challenged someone /!!?
Student 1: ye kisiko bol ke gaya!!
Yogita: pagal ho gaya hai yeh PRAISE HIM GOD
Tanvi: hey bitch kal ke test k leye bhi pray kar le sat me!!
Yogita: (with a savage reply) bagwan ji iss bichari ki bhi madat kar lena pareshan he ye bichari. Bhi
(Hole class laughed)
(Meanwhile in police station)
Daddy: ok mam me bus 10 min me ara hu sorry once again!! (Cut the call in rush)
Waghmare: kya huva?? Itni jaldi me kaha chele bhai???
Daddy: mere bete ki school se phone tha urgent bulaya he!!
Waghmare: kya kand kiya tere bete ne!!
Daddy: ab teacher gusse me tho lag ri. Thi. Vice principle ne call kiya he tho zaroor koi bada kand hoga!!
Me ja ra hu!!!
(CBI OFFICER DILIP ENTER)
Dilip: Driver babu kya huva koi tension!!! Badi jaldi me lag re ho?
Driver babu: who mere bete ki school se phone tha bulaya he kuch huva he wha
Dilip: tumera ek beta bhi he tum.khud kisi ke bete lagte ho bhai!!!
Drive babu: who sir koi kam tho ne bacha na??? Q ki muje pata ne kitna time lag jai!!
Dilip: arey ne ne jaao ek kam kar gadi leke jaao bki me sambhal luga!!!
DSP: (taunt) gadi sarkari he tumere baap ki ne
Dilip: Kuch kaha apne!!
DSP: nai. Sir kuch ne!!
Dilip: sab samajhte he DSP Babu hum
Asi hi CBI me ne hu. arey dadaji itna gussa ne karte wese bhi humeri team lagi hui na investigation me aur aaj koi dusra case bhi ne
Wese pending case tho he but pocket mar aur choti mota case he who junior sambhal lege muje tho salo ne case me atka diya kam. Se kam driver babu ko. Tho jane do!!
DSP: but sir mene kaha kuch bola
Dilip: driver babu (throw the keys) ap meri personal gadi leke jao thik he na aab tho!!
Driver babu: iski kya zarurat he sir!!!
Dilip: arey le jaao yaar aab!! Zyada formally hone ki zaroorat ne he aab///
(Daddy sits in car and leaves)
DSP: Kya sahab aap bhi ek mamuli driver pe itna bharosa!!
Dilip: bharosa ne DSP sahab IZZAT. Izzat de he thodi se samje aur jaha se ummed na ho waha se thodi izzat mil jai na tho aadmi double maan Laga ki kaam Karta he. Kher apki umar ho gai he aap. Ne samjo ge ye sab!!
(Meanwhile in school)
(Principle office)
Principle: soo confessed the crime and playing dumb!!
Me: sir !!
Principle: Quite i said!!! Tume kya lagta he tum ye man loge ki tumne copy ki he tho tumeri punishment kam. Ho jai gi kya do you think i am fool!!
Me: no sir!!
Madam dolphie: sir i think isse sabak mil gaya he tho jane dete he iss baar!!
Sir: no no mam ase kese jane de iski waja se eek innocent kid aaj suspension pe gaya!!
Mam: that turned into a good thing sir he was already injured and he need rest and By fluke we suspended him so he gets rest for his upcoming game with JJ
Sir: well thats good but sport k sat sat padhai ka bhi important he! And he did wrong
Mam: i have a suggestion isse kal ka level 4 test attempt karne dete he!!
Sir: ye kya baat hui! Iss punishment kese melegi!!
Mam: see sir aab he is the reason ki is sare students level 4 test de re he right! So he should also sit for the test and agar ye fail hota he ya kam marks ate he tho hum isse double punishment de sakte he!!
Sir: well not bad idea at all
(Dad knock the door)
Dad: may i come in sir!!
Sir: ye officer how can i help. You!!
Dad: sir mam. Ne call kiya tha na ki urgent kam. He kuch!!
Sir: copy case me tumne police ko call kar diya what is this madam Dolphy!??
Me: sir ye mere papa he!!
Sir: oo sorry please officer have a seat!!
Dad: thanks sir kahiye kya huva kya kiya isne!!
Sir: you should be shame on ur self little boy ek police officer ke bete hoke test me copy karte ho!!
Dad: kya test me copy!??
Sir: je ha officer apke bete ne test me copy ki. Thi and aaj usne ye confess kiya!!!
Dad: R u sure!! Coz i don think my son
Will do such kinda things!!
Sir: well aap khud hi puch lo!!
Dad: champ ye me kya sun ra hu did you copied in the test!!!
Me: no!!
Sir: aray but mam told me that u confess!!
Me: yes!!!
Dad: tho matlab copy ki he!!
Me: no
Dad: (angrily) yes no yes no kya laga raka he saf saf bolo!!
Me: dad mera ek dost he mayank who copy case me suspended huva for one week but meri galti ki wja se hua tho i confess that mene ye ne kaha ki mene copy ki he!!
Dad: tumne asa kya kiya ki who suspended huva!!
Mam: uske pass se chit mili jo thi. your son claimed That ki iski he !!!
Me: yes who chit meri thi but mene copy ne ki i promise
Dad: its ok champ i trust you!! its ok sir me sorry bolta hu apko mere bete ki taraf se jo bhi ho he did a mistake and as his teacher you have ever right to punish him!
Sir: wese punishment kam ho sakti he khatam ne!!
Dad: who kese!!!
Sir: kal ek test. He usme ye ache marks leke pass ho gaya tho suspension kam. Ho sakta he warna ye unit one k papers tak suspended rehega its ur call officer what do you say!!
Dad: well ab jisne mistake ki he let him decide what to do!!
Me: ok sir i will attempt the test
Sir: ok so its settle!!
Mam: ok filal aap isse ghar leke jaaye go home and study!! His will be considered as temporary suspended aaj ki attendance bhi count ne hogi ok!!
Dad: ok madam jesa apko thik lege
(Sir and dad hand shakes)
Dad: thanks sir thats very kind of you to give my son a fair chance!!
Sir: its alright officer apka beta kafi intelligent he bus thoda sa off track ho gaya he aap iss samjaiye taki ye ase galti wapis na kare!!
Dad: sure sir!! See u later
Sir: see you later officer!!
Mam: bye go home and study hard!!
(Me and dad leaves the school)
Mam: so ill continue my class and you!
Sir: auditorium me sab check karna he barabar se iss baar ka tournament hum host kar re he abhi presentation tho ek kaam karo students ko half day declared kar do and participate ko practice karne k leye rukna he tho respective presidents ko spare keys de dena practice ki leye ok tum lecture continues karo tab tak me memo bana leta hu!!
Mam: ok sir!! And one more thing sir! If you don't mind!
Principle: ji kahiye??
Mam: what sir aaj half day hi he declare hora tho iske attendance bhi rene dete full day hota tho baat alag thi!
Principle: madam dolphy aap vice principle he Aapko ko bhi pura hak he decided karne ka ki kya sahi he kya ne and mere baad aap hi principle he ase choti choti baat agar apko thik lagti he tho its fine go for it
Mam: thanks sir
(Mam dolphie enters in the class)
(Lecture resume)
Mam: so students today will be the half day due the presentation meeting in the auditorium Participates ko ruk k practice karni he tho kar sakta he warna half day ok!!
(Class cheering and hosing)
Mam: everyone lecture resume open your books!!!
(Meanwhile in car)
Me: aap chup. Q ho dad!??
Dad: kuch ne beta kaan taras gai te teri koi compliant sunne ko today i am. Very happy!!
Me: (chuckle) aap duniya ke ase phele dad hoge apne bete ki complaint sun k kush ho re ho!
Dad: i am very happy beta mang jo dil. Kare who mang 'but budget me'
Hehe
Me: mangna tho kuch ne he dad ekk baat puchni thi!!
Dad: arey bindass beta jo puchna he pucho!!
Me: wada karo gussa ne karoge!!
Dad: o i get it ye conversation kis tarf ja ri he i get it who sawal. Chod k jo puch na he pucho!!
Me: ok tho rene dete he muje ghar drop kar do and ap waha se police station chele jana!!
Dad: ok!!! Teri Aunty k ghar chale jana!!
Me: fine!!
(Reached our home)
Dad: bye champ love you!!
Me: bye dad love you!
(Car gone)
(Me enters in. Dhilon aunty house)
Dhilon aunty: o putter aa gaya tu!!
Me: nai sir adha hi aya hu adha baki hai!!
Aunty: (laughed loudly) bada changa majak kar lenda he putter tu!
Ja haat mhu dhole aur kapde badal le!!
Me: ok
(5min later)
Aunty: oh putter menu eek baat samaj ne aai tu school se inna jaldi kese aagaya half day shaf day tha kya school which!
Me: nai aunty muje school se nikal. Diya he unit one tak!!
Aunty:(laugh loudly again) tu na putter kabhi kabhi bade changey majak kar leta he!! (Laughs)
Me: no aunty me majak ne kar rha i am serious!!
Aunty: hai hai!!! kya huva asa kya kar diya tune putter!!???
Me: kuch ne aunty who copy case me nam aa gaya!!
Aunty: o putter tu enna hoshiyaar he tho copy Q karni very bad putter very bad!!
Me: mene copy ne kiya he aunty bus nam aya aur phas gaya!!
Aunty: ase kese chal puttar tu tere school me baat karti hu tere principle naal ase koi bache ko nikal deta he kya school se!!
Me: its ok aunty wese bhi aaj school me half day he ab bus 20 min beche he school khatam hone me koi fiyda ne jaake!!
Aunty: koi baat ne putter kal chelege!!!
Me: chill aunty kal me jara hu school. Agar kal ki test pass kar le na tho saza kam. Ho jai gi!!
Aunty: tho putter ja padhai kar maan laga kar par phele khale kuch!!
Me: app bhi promise karo ki mere school ne jao ge ladai karne apko meri kasam he aunty!!
Aunty: o putter kasam q de di chal i promise ok!!
Me: ok
(30.min later!!)
(In the hotel)
Lalit: tho hume kya karna he!
(Me arrive at hotel and speak from behind)
Me: sorry late hoa gaya!!!
Sophie: its ok hum bhi just abhi aai!!
Me: school khatam hoke tho 10 min ho gai na tum. Log abhi q aai!!
Sophie: who me and naina mam dolphie ke pass gai the baat karne!!
Me: (tensed) please tell me that you didn't make the situation worst!!
Naina: nope actually i figured out ki
Ye bhi tumere plan ka koi hissa ho sakta he!!
Me: ooo tho ye kab figure out kiya!!
Naina: lets do. This in your way deko me jab tak pura bol ne leti koi kuch ne bolega and jo bhi doubt ho last me puch lena ok!!
Me: (nods) okk!!
Everybody: ok
Naina: tho jab me and Sophie school k baad mam dolphy se baat karne gai tho uno ne kaha ki agar hum tumere bare mar baat karne aai. He tho kuch ne ho sakta tum filal ki leye suspended ho actually me tho blame mere pe lene gai. Thi but jese mam ne bola ki filal k leye suspended matlab kuch baki. Tha humne pucha filal k leye matlab tho mam ne kaha ki kal agar who test me fail ya acha performance ne dega tho he will be suspended till unit one but agar pass ho gaya tho suspension kam. Ho sakta he tab mene (Sophie give to naina looks) i mean humne figure out kiya ki tume yaha kuch tho jugad lagaya he tabhi tume kal ki test dene mil re he!! Tho aaj class me jo bhi huva who tumera plan tha tho we didn't messed up anything thing!!
Naina: any questions!??
Me: chalo itna dimag tho chala!!
Lalit: wow naina kya explain kiya!!
Naina: chup!!! lodu Lalit!!
Me: (chuckle) acha naina tumne sab ko convinced kar liya!??!
Naina: ha sab maan gai!!
Me: aur lodu lalit ooh.... (Chuckle)i mean lalit ye le 10.chits he!!
Lalit: bro chits hum chit se copy ne karege !
Me: bro sunega puri baat!!
Lalit: bol bro!
Me: ye chits tum chaaro aapas me baat lo and kal test suru ho uss phele dustbin me fekna faad k feeka sab log ek saat mat fekna ek ek kar k fekna!!
Lalit : iss kya hoga!!
Me: abye uss tuje kya bay tuje jitna bola utna kar na!!!
Sophie: please lalit trust us pleeeeease...
Lalit: ok. Ok acha aur kya karna he!!
Me: kal test k beach ne bus hume wait karna he ki koi chit spot kar le fir jese hi kisi ek student ne chit spot kar le na fir hum sab bhi ek ek kar k chits spot kerege!! Fir chaos creat hoga and sab pakde jaai ge!!
Lalit: but un teeno ka kese pata chelega!!
Me: who sab mujpe chod do
Naina: ek problem he!
Sophie: kya!!
Naina: but humne chits tho plant ki he nai abhi tak!!
Me: ill take care of that thing!! Laao sari chits muje de do!!
Me: ok chalo filal me suspended hu tho seda third lecture. Me milte he test k leye and ha naina ek last baar confirmed kar lo un logo se ki chaos sunnte he aa jai fatafat!!
Naina:ok
Sophie: oo my god my heart is pounding!!
Lalit: best of luck guys!!!
(Everybody leaves hotel)
(Me and Sophie walks together)
(4 nerds walks towards there way)
(Naina removes pager and walk alone)
(Naina sent the message to uday and the msg was)
(Naina: boss team its urgent i have more details about our target)
(Meanwhile at mayank ground)
Mayank: i am ready for the match
Striker: (layed on the ground totally exhausted) Bus kar yaar ab aur ne yaar me thak gaya!!!
Girl: you are improving!!
Mayank: thanks taniya for helping
Ankoor: (exhausted) saale kab se me football kick kar ra hu uska kya!!
Mayank: Thanks ankoor bhai
Ankoor: chalo babu chalte he!!
Taniya: ok chlao Mayank byee!!
Mayank: byee!!
(Mayank experience little back pain)
(Meanwhile at sophie house)
Mom: any progress!!
Sophie: no mom ab kal sab kuch sahi raha tho dekhte he ill approach!!
(Meanwhile at my home!!)
Dad: chalo beta goodnight bus kar aab studies!!
Me: dad ye file kiski he???
Dad: ye office ki file he sir ko deni he kal!!
Me: can i see!??
Dad: dek. K kya karoge tume samaj tho kuch aaiga ne!!
Me: Dad please!!
Dad: arey kidnapping case ki file he!!
Me: ha pechele k pechele hafte padha tha news paper me 2 bachiya kidnap hui thi aab tak solve ne huva!!
Dad: nai ye tho mantri ki rishtedaar ke ghar k bache ek saat paach bache gayab huve!!
Me: OMG!!! Please can i read ispe CBI likha he matlab case CBI handle kar ri he please dad me ek bar padh lu please ek bhi paper misplaced ne karuga!!
Dad: ok padh le me sone jara hu kal suba muje jaldi uthna he sambhal k rakna!!
(In early morning)
Dad: lo file padhte padhte hi so gaya!!! (Chuckle) ye ladka bhi na bola. Tha kuch samaj ne aaiga!!
(Dad takes the file and give a glance)
Dad: ye kya isne itne sare circle kar rake he pencil se!!! Chalo badme dek luga police station me jane se phele filal garage jana. He late ho gaya!!
(dad left for garage)
(Approximately school time dad)
Dad: beta utho beta school ne jana!!
Me: (yawns) aa ghar kese aa gai abhi tho sirf 7 baj re he!!
Dad: arey screwdriver bhul gaya tha yaar!!
Me: (yawns) ok tho le liya na bye goodnight!!
Dad: abye oyee kya goodnight chal uth school jana he aaj test he warna unit test tak suspended rehega!!
Me: (yawns) asa kuch ne hoga dad chill muje abhi. Time he suspended hu tho seda test k leye bulaya he itni jaldi school jake kya karuga!!
Dad: chalo ye bhi thik he time se chele jana!!!
Me: ok Dad!!!
(Few hours later)
(In. The school. Its time for the level four test!)
(Pin drop silence in the class)
(Mrs Cell bumb aka Dayaan Aka geography teacher)
Teacher: settle down students its a last warning (looks me) to all of the students if any malpractice or gesturing are performed under my observations he/she will be strictly punished!!! If i found out any copy materials or etc strict action will be taken like "permanent suspension"!!
(Me in mind)
Me: (chuckle) (in mind) permanent suspension my ass ye teacher hoke rules pata ne according to article 55B of HHS school Is if any student practice malpractice in unit test only strict action will be taken but no suspension but if students practice malpractice in the terminal examination then only action like suspension will be taken with non refundable fees!
Teacher: thats is for now ok start writing!!
(All students start writing and i am under special observation!)
(Yogita and tanvi look to each confidently but both are scared from. Inside)
Yogita: (in mind) Fuck iss baar tho pakka tanvi zayada Marks aaige
Tanvi: (in mind) Fuck yaar yogita ko ne hara paugi iss baar!!
(Sophie look at me!!)
(Me gesture not now wait)
(Madam dolphy on her round comes to our class)
(Both teachers mummers about something and mam dolphie leaves)
(Mrs cell bumb approach towards. Me)
Teacher: (took my paper checked and give a quick glance)
Me: (smile) yes mam!!!
Teacher: empty your pocket!!!
Me: (stand) (empty the pockets)
Teacher: removes the shoes and socks!!
Me: (removes shoes and socks) anything els!!!
Teacher: give me your tie!!
Me: ok (remove tie and hand her over)
Teacher: checks it!! Ab ase he beto and liko test!!
Me: ok!! (Smiles) aur kuch!!
Teacher: nai
Me: in-shirt nikal k jump karu!!
(Everybody laughed)
Teacher: what nonsense!!
Me: ne double checking kya pata koi chit gir jaai!!
Teacher: (angrily) likho liko paper liko warna bhaga dugi!!
Me: (mummers) ab aur kitna bagao gey mam already suspended hu!!
Teacher: kuch kaha!!
Me: sorry kaha sorry!!
Student 1: mam ek doubt he!!!
Teacher: coming!!
Student 1: Fail ho gai tho paper kitni baar likhna padega!!!
(Everybody laughs)
Teacher: wese tho 10 times but tume specifically 20 times agar fail huve tho!!
Student 1: sorry teacher!!!
Naina: (looked at me and makes an eyebrows gesture)
Me: (reply with the gesture not now)
Teacher: last 20 min!!
Me: mam extra sheet!!
(Entire class shocked and looked back)
(Because even yogita and tanvi didn't take the extras sheets)
Teacher: you want what???
Me: (little loud) extra sheet!!!
Teacher: this is ridiculous let me check your current sheets!!
(Teacher shockingly walk towards me and give a quick glance through my current sheets)
Teacher: come out let me check your bench!!
Me: ok!!
Teacher: tell the truth where are the chits!!!
Me: i don't have any!???
Teacher: ok fine!! I bring your sheet!!
Me: i want 2
Teacher: (shocking) what??
Me: i said i want 2 extra sheet
Teacher: ok!!!
(Ok class last 15 min!!!)
Me: mam!!!!
Teacher: ab kya!??
Me: Stapler.
Teacher: manga te hu wait!! Tab tak likho!
Me: ok!
(Everybody writing and writing !!)
Yogita: mam done!! (Smiles) (Looks at tanvi)
Tanvi: mam done!! (Smiles) (look at yogita)
Teacher: good! You both can go for ur recess break if u want to!
Tanvi: no mam i am cool!
(Suddenly yogita compass box fell on the ground!!)
(she found chit stucked on the bench bar)
Yogita: mam mam here is a chit!!
Me: (in mind ohhh finally) (gesture to Sophie!!)
Sophie: (gesture to the nerds and naina!!)
Sophie: mam yaha pe bhi chit he!!
Lalit: mam yaha pe bhi chit chipki hui he!!
Suresh: mam yaha bhi he chits!!
Naina: yaha bhi he!!
(Chaos created every body checks there benches and found the chits)
Student 1: mam yaha bhi he!!
Student 2 : yaha bhi!!
Teacher: QUITE!!!! TANVI JAAO PRINCIPLE & MADAM DOLPHY KO BULA K LAAO!!
ME: mam mera stapler?????
Teacher: (angrily) kya yaha itni sari chits mil re he and tume stapler ki padi he!!
Me: koi baat ne string ya thread bhi chelega¡!!
Teacher: SHUT UP EVERYBODY STOP WRITING!!!
ME: Kya yaar itna sara likha and aab stop writing!
Teacher: jaao iska bhi benche check karo ache se!!!
Student 4: ha mam yaha bhi he!!!
Me: WHAT ????? Mam apne check kiya tha tab tho ne thi
Student 4: mam bench support k peche k rod pe chipke hui he
Teacher: acha tho in sab k pechai tumera haat he!!???
(Suddenly madam dolphie and principle entered)
(Pin drop silence)
Teacher: sir sab k bench se chits mile he!!
Principle: (shocked) kya!!!
Dolphie: what the heck!!
Me: walks towards madam dolphy me phele he bata du isme mera koi haat ne he mam ko lagta he sab mene kiya!!!
Teacher: iske bench se bhi chits mile he!!
Me: sir me already suspended hu me aaj ye test iss liye dena aya tha ki meri suspension kam ho me sab padh ke aya hu mene copy ne ki!!
Principle: how can we trust you after what you did with mayank!???
Me: mene paper me jitna bhi likha he merea oral test le lejiye!! I am ready for it and sir mere halat deko mam ne tie lele shoes and socks le leya belt bhi le liya!! Madam ne khud sab check kiya tab une kuch ne mila and aab chits mili tho sara blame mujpe!!
How can this is even fair sir!!
Madam: sir i think he is right he is already suspended and who yaha aaj bus apni galti sudhar ne aya tha koi itna bhi pagal kese ho sakta he ki outcome pata hoke bhi ase galti kare!!
Principle: mrs cell apne iski talashi barabar se le thi and iska bench check kiya tha!??
Teacher: sir who...
Me: yes or no please!!
Teacher: yes sir!!
Principle: Aaj apne apna pura focus isee pehe rakha tha correct ( teacher nods) tho... Isne copy ki ya karne ki koshis ki!??
Teacher: sir who.....
Principle: yes or no mrs cell!!
Teacher: no!!
Principle: do you have any proof k in sab k bench ya desk ya table k neche ise ne chits chupai he!!
Teacher: no sir!!
Principle: aap logo k pass koi proof he students!?!!
Everybody: no sir!!
Principle: and you my dear R u sure ki tumne copy ne ki he!!
Me: yes sir!! Mene copy na aaj ki he na uss din ki ! I swear on my father
Principle: dek lo beta agar humne investigate and kahi pe bhi tumera name aya iss cheez se releted so you can be suspended for the entire year!!
Me: (takes pause) (gulp) sir agar mera name kahi bhi ata he na tho..... Muje humesha k leye suspended dena!!
(Everybody shocks)
Mam dolphie : r u crazy!!! Beta ye tum kya bol re ho!!
Me: no mam ab ye he chance he meri innocence prove karne ka!!
Principle: ok then entire class is suspended until the unit one!!!
(Everybody shout and crying)
Student 1: but sir isme humeri kya galti agar humeri bench k neche se chit mila tho!!!
Madam dolphy: sir this is an hard punishment we are talking about the entire 7th A!! Hum parents ko kya jawab dege!!
Principle: wait madam dolphie.. Kids its a last chance!! Agar kisi ko kuch pata he tho there is still a time bata do warna entire class will be suspended!!!
(Everybody mummers wispers sobs and tensed)
Yogita: but sir mene copy ne ki he mera paper sumbit ho chuka tha and mera compass box gir fir muje chit k bare me pata chala. Tho mene inform kiya!!
Principle: is that true mrs cell??
Teacher: yes sir isne and tanvi ne paper sumbit kar diya tha!!
Principle: ok so tanvi and yogita are not going to get suspended rest of all will if you dont cooperate!!!
(Everybody shouting talking etc etc)
Prof vishnu: yaha itna shore q hora he
Kya huva principles apke hote huve itna shore mera class distrub ho rha he!!
Principle: prof vishnu this is the day when HHS is about to creat a history!!
Prof: matlab!!
Principle: matlab ye ki sab k bench se chits mili he aaj k level 4 k test ki!!
Prof: ooooohh matlab sare students chit lai he!!
Teacher: nai par ha...
Prof:". ???? Tho ab??
Principle: ab kya sare students suspended!!!
tanvi and yogita: SIR!!!!!
Principle: bus in dono ko chod k!!
Porf: q??
Principle: in dono ka paper ho chuka tha and yogita ne chits spot kar k mrs cell ko inform kiya!!
Prof: close call!!!
Principle: tho students kya decide kiya??
Everybody randomly saying
.... Sir hume ne pata... Sir humne kuch ne kiya..... Sir humne copy ne ki.... Please sir..... Sorry....
Sir.... Please sir... Humme....
Ne pata sir... Please jane do sir****
Principle: ok. Ok!!!
Madam dolphie in sab k ghar ek letter bejo umse aaj jo bhi huva sab mentioned hona cheiya and sab pe school ka stamp and inka suspension!! Ok quick quick go
Mam dolphie: prof vishnu zara help please!!
Principle: sare staff ko. Iss kam. Pe lagao aaj koi padhai ne hogi koi ghar ne jaiga and gate pe tala lagva do koi andar bhi ne aaiga!!
(Everybody teacher leaves the class)
(Everybody body was sad except yogita and tanvi)
Yogita: fuck what the fuck just happen!!
Tanvi: sab teri waja se hi tho. Huva bitch!!
Yogita: isme meri kya galti muje chit mile mene inform kiya!!
Tanvi: nai. Karti. Tho nai hota na!
Me: eventually tho sabko chits ka pata chal hi jata na!!
(Everybody cusses and abusing me)
(Backbenchers tho marne tak chele aai)
Asif: teri maki chuut bhosideke teri ma chod duga chodo yaar mije( 4 to 5 people was stopping him)
Sophie: angrily enough is enough guys!!!
Hetal: kya enough iski waja se hum. Sab suspended ho. Gai (crying)
Sabha: tera boyfriend k waja se hum q suffer kare
Sophie: ye mera bf ne he and iski kya galti koi proof he tere pass isne kiya!!!
Naina: aur ne tho madarchod salao kutte k bacho iss pe blame dalne se acha he jisne kiya he sach bol do!!
Matali: tu iski side q le re ha naina abhi thode din. Phelai tune he isko lafa mara tha tere saat batmizi kar tha tho!!!
Naina: who bus ek miss understanding thi aur kuch ne!!!
<(Majnu and uday enter in the class)
Asif: chodo. Muje iski maa chod duga!!
MAJNU: abey aa shane!!!! Kya abhi annde se nikal ne aur hosiyari kar ra he!!
Uday: ARAY majnu control juniors he apne q gussa kar rah he!!!!
Bata bhai kya hiva q marega tu usse!!!
Asif: arey kya batao bhai hum sab suspended ho gai he!!
Uday: kya puri class suspended!!!!
(chuckles) kuch bhi!!
Me: sahi he uday bhai...
(Asif approch to beat me but stop by his friends)
Me: pakad k rako usko. Ha uday bhai hum sab ko principle ne suspended kar diya q ki hum sab k bench k neche se chits mile and aaj level 4 ka test tha!!
Majnu: ha tho usme teri kya galti agat sabne copy kiya he tho!!
Me: in sab ko lagta he ki mene kiya he ye sab.kiya he aab me already suspended hu kisi aur kand ki waja se and me aya hi 3rd lecture me. seda test dene taki meri suspension kam ho aab me kaha sab k bench k neche chits lagane betu!!
Majnu: aab bat tho logical lag re he...
(Majnu scold Asif) Kya re shane zyda garmi chadi he tuje jo. Tu merega kisi ko bhi class mai. Dada he tu!!! Maar aaja mujese lad le (angrily). ARYA MAAR NA MUJE!!!!
UDAY: AREY CONTROL majnu control!! (Clams him down) deko asif aur baki sab bhi sun. Lo!!
ME DISCIPLINE COMMITTEE K PRESIDENT SE BAAT KARTA HU AND TUM LOGO KA SUSPENSION ROKNE YA KAM KARANE KI KOSISH KARTA HU TAB TAK ISKO KYA NAME HE TERA. "."
ME: BHAI *******
(Dave sir enters suddenly)
Dave: oo yaha ho kya raha he!!
Uday: kuch ne sir bus junior se milne aya te teacher ne kaha ki free lecture he tho kuch thoughtful karo. Tho aa gai yaha !!
Dave sir : oo. Tho aab class k sab se nalayak bache kuch thoughtful karege! Wow batana zara kya karo ge
Uday: ek min sir..... Tho me ke ra tha ki apki problem me solve karne ki koshis karuga tab tak koi kisi. K saat kisi bhi thara ka koi violence ne karega ok
Everybody : ok
Uday: lo sir kar liya thoughtful!!
Dave sir: (smile) GET OUT!!
UDAY: (scars and rush) chal chal majnu jaldi chal.
Dave sir: me yaha q aya tha.... (Scratch head) ??????
Nalayak logo ke waja se ye bhi bhul gaya....
(Scratches head)
Ha.. Yogita and tanvi tum dono ko principle bula re he go fast.
Everybody back to there respective places and pin drop silence
(Everybody settled and pin drop silence)
(Meanwhile uday and majnu)
Uday: majnu ladke ne apna kam kar liya he usne apne pe bharosa kiya aab apni bari tu jaa Trilok ka pass ek memo banva and apne gang and jitne students ki Singnature ho sake leke aa jaldi jaldi sab logo ko laga kam. Pe
Majnu: thik he bhai aap kha jare ho!!
Uday: computer lab iss waqt sare teacher whe lage huve he na!!
Majnu: aap waha Jake karoge kya!!
Uday: school ki power supply cut!
Majnu: (surprised) bhai!!!!!
Uday: chal chal aab ja dek kya rha he!!!
(Both runs in the opposite direction)
(Meanwhile in classroom)
Student 1: sir !!!!?? ¿!!!!!
Dave sir: kya????
Student 1: sir bathroom jana he!!!
Dave sir: recess me sirf thoda bacha he badme chale jana
Student 1 sir please sir control tab tak sir please!!!
Dave sir: (makes faces) go....//
(Meanwhile majnu in 10 A)
(Majnu enter in class)
Majnu: TRILOK.....
(NO RESPONSE)
MAJNU: ABEY OYEE TRILOK!!!!!!
TRILOK: (Scared) (gulp) jii bhai!!
Majnu: bhar aa tera kam he..
Trilok: abhi ayaa bhai...
Majnu: sun dek ek bauth bada kand ho gaya he tu discipline committee head he iss leye teri help chiye fata fat ek memo tayar kaar!
Trilok: ok bhai ho jai ga but memo me likhna kya he ! Aur asa kya kand kar diya 10C walo ne Memo ki zarurat lagege?
Majnu: abey saale kand huva he 7A me junior need our help humko unki help karni hi hogi bauth serious matter he tere team ko jama kaar and memo bana!
Trilok: 7A Kya ho gaya bhai! Puri baat batao ge ne tho pata kese chelega ki kya memo banana he!
Manju: PURI KI PURI 7A UNIT 1 TAK SUSPENDED!
TRILOK: WTF!!! PURI CLASS?? DEKO BHAI AGAR MASS BUNK WALA SCENE HE THO KUCH NE HO SAKTA!!??
Majnu: arya mass bunk ka scene ne he dek huva as ki..... ... (Told him the entire situation)
(Meanwhile at school electric room)
Uday: ab agle 1 ghante tak bijli gull
(And removed the main fuse conducter)
(Computer lab)
(Power off)
Principle: kya huva??
Madam dolphy: power cut hoga sir!!
Principle: prof vishnu peon ko check karne bejo kya Problem
Prof: yes sir!!
Madam dolphie: but sir aab kya kare letter ki prints ne nikle he abhi tak sirf 15 letters he aab??
Principle: iss lab me 9 teachers he pen and inks staff room se leke aao and start writing the letters!
(All teacher were silent and didn't speak)
(Meanwhile 7A class room)
Dave sir: ab rone se koi Ne he jisne bhi kiya he bata do Principle bauth khatarnak he sach me sab k suspend kar dege!!
(No response form students)
(Sophie and naina mummers)
Naina: we are fucked isne chits kab laga liya aaj tho ye seda test k waqt aya tha?
Sophie: me jab suba school aai thi tab bhi chits lage huvi thi already!
Naina: Notice tho mene bhi kiya tha muje laga tune lagai hoge!!
Sophie: ne yaar mene ne lagai!
Me: SUPRISE!!? Ye passing parcel khelna band karo chits mene lagavai he!
Sophie: kab!!! Tum tho humere samne school aai yaar!??
Me: its magic. so far sab kuch plan k hisab se jara he bus thoda aur push then its our victory!
Naina: tho tuje pata chala 3 cheaters kon he?
Me: deko muje phele se hi pata he 3 cheaters kon he bus ye ne pata ki who log copy kese karte he!
Sophie: tho pata chala??
Me: yep pata chal gaya he ab bus prove karna he and who porve karogi tum who bhi sab k samne!
Sophie: kon me??
Me: not everything is about you sophie!!
Me naina ki baat kar ra hu naina expose karegi teeno ko!
Naina: KON ME/!???
DAVE sir: itna shore q hora he last bench!
Naina and Sophie: sorry sir!
Dave sir: nai sorry ki koi baat ne he wese bhi unit one tak suspend ho kar lo kar lo bate kar Q ki aab tho seeda unit one ke exam me hi mulaakat hogi!
Me : sir tho who cube challenge unit 2 me kiya tho chelega na!!!
Dave sir: tum abhi tak us cube me atke ho ok i am man of my words agar tum log suspend hote ho tho who challenge hum unit 2 me karenge ok!
Me:ok
(Sophie pull me down)
Sophie: idhar aao.... Neche beto yaha hum sab suspend hone wle he and tume uss faltu se cube ki padi he!!!
Naina: aur ne tho kya agar me sach me suspend hui na me tho tuje pakka fasa dugi dek lena!
Me: oo tho tu muje Blackmail kar ri thik he abhi hi bol de and i give you my word ki tumere mayank kand k bare me kisi ko ne batau ga!
Naina: wese bhi koi yakeen ne karega tumne who blame already apne sir pe le liya he!!
Me: tho iss leye itna uchal re ho koi baat ne bol do bindass i have plan B jo ase fuck up hone pe kaam ata he tume kya me shakal se bewakoof or in your language chutiya lagta hu tume kya lagta he mene ye sab socha ne hoga tumere gang k jo members he who abhi kya kya kare re he kya karege kaha galti hogi sab kuch soch k raka he in short plan Z tak ready he tum kuch bhi kar lo ye meri tumse wada he aaj koi suspend ne hoga and 3 cheaters ko tum expose karogi!!
Sophie: itna sara Confidence!! You look daam hot AF in this expression!
Me: not now Sophie !!
Naina: he is bluffing fek rah he kuch bhi !
Me: try it (confident smiles)
Naina: leave it eventually sab thik ho jai ga tho Q bin faltu ka!
Me: (chuckle) baat tho ye bhi sahi he but bata dete tho bhi itna farak padta ne (smiles)
(Me in mind)
Me: fuck that was close eventually usko pata chal gaya ki me bluff kar ra hu i need to be more carefull!
(Maintain fake confident smile)
(Meanwhile computer lab)
Mrs cell: (mummers) yaar kitna garmi ho ra he
Miss Mira: ye sab apki waja se huva he! Madam na aap level 4 test rakti na hume ye sab jhelna padta
Madam dolphie: aab bolne se koi faayda ne he whats done is done aab chalo likhte raho!
Miss mira: dolphy mam please aab kuch bolo na principle ko please!
Madam dolphie: sab tho try kar chuki hu sir he ki samaj he ne re he !!
Mira mam: last try please hum sab k leye!!
(Every teacher beg in gesture)
Madam dolphie: ok last try!!
Principle: (suddenly speak) what last try?
Madam dolphie: sir who me ye ke re thi ki hum ...
Principle: hum kyaa/!!!!!!?????
Madam dolphie: sir me ye bol re thi ki... Hame
Ek baar dusre class student se bhi ek baar puchna chahiye Ki unka kya opinion he iss matter pe???
(Every teacher of that room agrees and support madam dolphie )
(Suddenly trilok entered in the lab room)
Trilok: may i come in sir!!!
Principle: yes!
Trilok: sir discipline Committee ka head aap k leye ye memo laya hu please give 7A a fair chance committee k sare members and 532 student k signature is memo pe he please sir and ye mere last memo hoga agar aap pass ne karte he tho neche mere resignation letter bhi he q ki aaj jo kuch bhi huva kahi na kahi usme muje meri bhi lagti I failed as a discipline head of the school
Madam dolphie: please sir aab tho maan jaiye!
Principle: but hume abhi tak pata ne chala he ki culprit kon he!
Trilok: sir agar aap hume 4 day maximum 5 day k time dete he tho me and my team will find the culprit but please sir Well try our best
Madam dolphie: sir please!
Every teacher together: please sir!!!!!!
Principle: ok and how will you find culprit!!
Voice from behind says: sir mere pass ek idea he!!
(Everybody looks at the door and its was uday majnu)
Principle: tho kya he idea!
Uday: me we come in sir!
Principle: come in!
Uday: sir jitne logo ne test diya he un sab ka hum oral examination lege but isme eek twist hoga hum sab unse sirf whi question puchege jo uno ne test paper me likhe he uss phele jo chits mili unse answers compair kar k Dekhte he ye pata chal jaiga kisne copy ki he kisne ne
Principle: ye sab tho thik he but ye kese pata chelega ki sab k benches k neche chits kisne lagai q ki ye kisi ek ka kam tho hoga ne!
Trilok: iska answer hume xerox wla dega!
Principle: xerox wla???
Trilok: ha sir itni sari chits he kahi na kahi se tho xerox karvai hi hogi na sir if u give us permission tho me and meri team turant nikalte he pata karne k leye!??
Principle: ok you may proceed peon se bol kar sare gates khulva do electrician ko call lagao and paper check karna chalu karo and oral exam announced karo uske phele sare student ka bags jama karlo quick quick quick fast fast fast... Tab tak letters likhna hold pe rako
(Everybody rushed)
(Meanwhile at police station)
Dilip: driver babu kesa ho...kal file re gai thi gadi me apko mili kya/?
Driver babu: (stand up's & salute) jai Hindi sir!! ha sir mere pass thi mene sambhal k raki thi aap bhul gai te me raat ko he aapke ghar pe ake de deta but apka ghar pata ne tha muje iss leye!
Dilip: tho laao do!!! Aur na ye salute rene do yaar itna kya formality Q bhai abb betho betho
Driver babu: ye rahi sir apki file!
(Dilip opens and give a quick glance!)
Dilip: bus kya driver babu itni choti choti galti nikaloge aab!!!
Driver babu: sir ji sir samja ne kuch!
Dilip: who jald bazi me type kiya tha file iss liye itna Spelling mistake kiya tha pencil se circles banana zaruri tha kya!
(Dad speechless)
Dad: (in mind) shit in circle k bare me tho bhul he gaya tha !!!
Drive babu: i am so sorry sir who tho bus ase hi raat ko thoda file dek ra tha and.....
Dilip: arey koi baat ne apne suggestions bhi kafi ache likhe he chalo department koi tho samajhdaar officer mila jisko lagata hi ye kidnappings peso k leye ne hui he good work driver babu acha tho me chalta hu muje CBI me reports submit karni he aaj aap wapis apne DCP KI duty me lag jao
Driver babu:(confused) (salut dilip) jai hind sir
(Dad talk to himself)
Dad: kya huva abhi abhi suggestion Spelling mistake!! Camp se baat karni padege raat ko?
(Meanwhile at school)
(Principle in 7A classroom)
Principle: Students i have decided that ki 1unit tak suspension is hard punishment tho thodi punishment kam kar deta hu sare student ka oral examination hoga jo abhi test hui uske basis par and jo bhi student ne test me attempt kiya hoga ya likha hoga usse wohi pucha jaiga and uske pass se ya uske bench se jo bhi chits mili he who answer and sheet ka answer fir match hoga agar yaha koi bhi fail hota he ya guilty paya jata he tho who unit one tak suspend ho jaiga is that claer to every one!!
Every students: yes sir!!!!
Principle: one more thing abhi bhi time he and this is finally warning iske baad chance ne melega kisi ko kuch confess karna he tho kar lo !!????
(Nobody approached)
Principle: ok so lets the test begin!
(Every teacher were Comparing and checking answer sheets)
Madam dolphie: sir tho baki class k student ko jane ko bol du!
Principle: umm... Ok but participants ko practice karni he tho unko keys dedo and bki sab ko jane do!
Mam: ok!
(So every teacher was taking oral examination
Student were divided in the groups)
Me: mene un teeno pe pakki nazar raki he aaj tho bachne ka koi chance he ne he
Sophie: books bhi ne he study kese kare me tho sab bhul gai ki kya lika tha kya ne!!
Naina: well he kept his promis koi suspend ne huva filal k leye tho!
Me: tumse ye kisne bola ki koi suspend ne huva he me huva hu suspend and agle monday tak me shyad school ne aa pauga
Naina: who tho teri gand masti tu Q Hoshiyaar ban ra tha sab k samne bloody show off/???
Ab bhugat... hehehehe
Me: well its was part of the paln for saving you...
But muje thank you ki jaga hehehe sumne milta he tho bhi koi baat ne its ok for me (smiles)
Dave sir: Sophie D costa
Sophie: ok its my turn wish me luck!!
Naina:go for it babe!!
(Sophie goes for oral examination)
Me: tum dono k bech sach me sex ne huva he na !!
Naina: (angrily) tuje zara se bhi tameez ne he na baat karne ki!
Me: bura laga ho tho sorry and ne batana tho its fine! No problem!
Naina: ohhoo jalan ho ri he tuje muje and Sophie ko itna close dekh kaar!
Me: hehehe kuch bhi bhala muje q jalan hogi!
Naina: wese humere beech kuch ne huva but we have seen each other naked!
Me: acha tabhi muje uss din kafi ajeeb vibes ari thi ye sophie bhi na kafi classically pranks karti he samaj he ata serious he ya prank!??
Naina: ha na ne bhi dar gai. Thi uss din.. ..... Eek minute tume kese pata ki who prank tha
Me: u just confirm it and isne asa similer pranks mere upar bhi kiya tha but mene 1sec me pakad liya tha
Naina: bitch (chuckles) i was very scared but aat that time muje laga me sach me lesbo hu.. It was so real at that time!
Me: is leye keta hu daaru ne pene Cheiye!
Naina: hmm
Dave sir: next mitali Deshmukh
Prof vishnu: next saurabh Metha
Sophie: fuck that was intense!
Naina: kya huva!! Kya bole sir
Sophie: passed not guilty and wrong answer and jo answer ne attempt kiya usko 5 times likhna he
Me: ok ye thoda aur lamba chelega
Dave sir: next Naina jaiswal
Naina: wish me luck guys!!
Sophie: best of luck just go and kill it
Naina: tum kuch ne bologe
Me:.....
Sophie: isne muje kuch ne kaha tuje kah se bolega
Me: (thumbs up with smile)
Naina: thanks!
(Naina goes for oral examination)
Sophie: so any update on 3 cheaters??
Me: yep muje lagta he ki..... Lokesh sharma is the master mind behind this!
Sophie: acha ye kis basis pe bol re ho ??
Me: look at them. Carefully lokesh is the one jo dono ko instructions de ra ki kya karna he kya ne and in teeno me lokesh ka roll number first he matlab baki dono iske paper se copy karte he but mene pura 6th in teeno pe nazar raki and 6 me sirf asi ek hi test thi jaha in teeno ko kam marks aai thei!
Sophie: tho usse kuch pata chala?? Ki q aai kam marks
Me: bola tho surprise test tha who log off gaurd ho ge!?
Sophie: but tumne abhi abhi kaha ki ye log sirf ek test me kam marks lai but pichle saal sirf ek hi suprise test thodi na huva ho ga tho sirf who ek particular test me hi who log kam marks q laai
Me: WTF!!!! How did i miss this??? Oooh noo!!!!?
(Everybody looks at me)
Dave sir: any problem ?????
Me: no sir sorry sorry all teachers!
Sophie: kya huva!!
Me: how did i miss that! (Happily hugs Sophie)
Thanks yaar Sophie!
Sophie: (blush and shocked) Ok ok but bataoge huva kya??
Me: you were right sirf ek test me kam marks and that was a hint i missed it!?
Fuck kitna bada chutiya hu me tabhi salo ki gand fad deta //!?
Sophie: ok please muje samaj me aai asa bolo!
Me: plan Z
Sophie: plan Z/?!!!!
Me: itne din wait kiya thoda aur din sahi maze kaar lene do aaj
Sophie: change in plans???
Me: ha aaj ne pakadna inko ab tho sare proof k saat pakdege!
Sophie: kese deko tum jo bhi kar re ho uske leye tume school ana padega jo abhi possible ne he!!
Me: fuck yaar shit q mene show off kiya yaar fuck fuck fuck!!! Naina was right!!
Muje kese bhi Monday ana padega muje kese bhi Monday ana padega
Sophie: ok ok shuu relax calm down
Me: (took a deep breathe) ok!!! Ill figure it out tum yahi beto ill be back!
Sophie: kaha ja re ho ???
Me: tanvi se milne! But phele oral exam dedu fir!
Sophie: uska isse kya lena dena??
Me: usse ka tho lena dena tha! She was the key jo uss time me samaj ne paya tha sach me yaar how can i miss this jawab mere samne tha and i was Ignoring all the time!
Sophie: muje kuch samaj ne ara yaar
Me: samja ta hu but wait abhi mera number he bus 10 min me aya
Prof vishnu sir: next...
Me: aya sir!!!
Prof vishnu: ha tum hi ho next aajao!
Me: ok ill be back
(My oral starts)
Prof vishnu: wow 2 extra sheet who bhi itni bhari hui socha ne tha kabhi tume kahuga but i am impress ab i hope tumne copy na ki ho!!
Lets start.....
(Meanwhile naina and dave sir)
Dave sir: good go u r passed and not guilty
Naina: thanks sir
Dave sir: Next lokesh sharma
(Naina and sophie discuss)
Naina: tho muje kya karna he aab?
Sophie: plan z!!!
Naina: plan Z!!
Sophie: tanvi se melege fir!!
Naina: ye tu kya bol ri he!!??????
Sophie: tanvi was the key!!??
Naina: ?????????
Sophie: how can he miss that!!
Naina: (shakes sophie) tu thik he na r u ok??
Sophie: mene abhi jo bhi bola uska kuch sense ban ra he???
Naina: nahi!!!!!
Sophie: tho mai bhi tho usko kab se yehi bol re thi kuch samaj ne rha he asi bakwas ki and oral dene chala gaya muje bus itna bola ki 3 cheaters ko aaj ne pakadna he!!!
Naina: par agar aaj ne pakda tho kab q ki ye tho suspend he kam se kam ek hafte tak!? Tho kya aab ek hafte tak wait karna he???
Sophie: pata ne yaar kuch saf saf ne bola yaar muje kuch samaj he ne aya yaar aab oral deke wapis aai tho kuch pata chelega!
Naina: bhenchod iski tho mee.....
Dave sir: any problem last bench!!???????
Naina: sorry sir!
(Me and professor vishnu)
Me: done sir!
Prof vishnu: not bad you are Actually a brillant student why you hold your self down??
Me: i don hold my self i always try my best sir but top 10 ke aa hi ne pata sir who us din bus thodasa off track but sir sach ke mene uss din copy ne ki thi naa aaj ki he....
Prof: well its hard to say but i believe you ase he progress karte raho ek din tum school k sat sat apne parents ka name bhi roshan karoge!
Me: (smiles) thanks sir
Prof: passed with an Ace and not guilty deko suspension tho rok ne sakta but ab kam. Zaroor hogi
Me: thanks sir!!
Prof: next mitali gohil
(Me walk towards tanvi)
Me: tanvi sun na!??
Tanvi: fuck off loser me cheater se bat ne karti
Me: thik he baat ne karna but bat sun tho sakti ho!??
Tanvi:bola na fuck off!!
Me: ok but muje laga ki tuje yogita ko harana he but koi bat ne your loss muje kya
Tanvi: ok i am listing!!!
Me: dek me tuje ek rasta tho bata sakta hu but wha tujhse ne hoga
Tanvi: usse harane k leye me kuch bhi kar sakti hu!!
Me: ok but phele tuje meri madat karni hogi
Tanvi: kesi madat!
Me: muje teri badi sis se milna he after school ya evening ya night its urgent!!!
Tanvi: par Q???
Me: suna he last year ki rank holder thi
Tanvi: ha but aab tho who college me he/!!
Tera usse kya lena dena
Me: Actually usse ne uske bf se kam he thoda!
Tanvi: bf aur who bhi meri sis ka abey kuch phook k aya he kya uska koi bf ne he
what the fuck are you saying mere bhen ka koi boyfriend ne ho sakta infact 4 month baad uski Sagai he
Me: oo 4 months tab tho time kam he muje bus uss mila do baki ill handle it
Tanvi: ok and what about my help?
Me: ha who ek kam kar yogita na 10 A k toppers se help leti he test and exam ki Prepration k leye tu bol tho teri baat bhi unn toppers se karva sakta hu?
Tanvi: ohh tho ase paas hoti he ye bitch! Karva de na meri bhi baat unse that will be a great help!
(Meanwhile sophie and naina looking us)
Sophie: Ye dono kya bate kar rha he!!!
Naina: pata ne yaar ye tera hero kab kya kar de kisko pata!!!
Sophie: arey yaar hum dono k bech asa kuch ne he /???!!!
Naina: i think he likes you
Sophie: kuch bhi ....
(Me approach towards naina and sophie)
Me: tho naina kesa raha oral pass hui?
Naina: yep and you/???
Me: with an ace matlab agle monday tak aa jauga chalo nikalta hu byee!!
Sophie: o hello kya bye kaha ja re ho??
Me: gahr! Me tho suspended hu na tho mera yaha kya kam aab!???
Naina: acha ghar jane se phele bata tho. Do ki tanvi se kya baat kar re the???
Me: bauth bada matter he!!!
Sophie: ok!!! do it in your way i promis koi kuch ne bolega!!
Naina: ok!
Me: ok so its all started with an affair! An affair of tanvi big sis Tanushri and lokesh ka bada bhai Akhilesh uss time akhilesh college me tha yani ki 11 me and Tanushri 9 me thi dono ki mulakaat ek debate Competition hui thi wah se dono se dono ache friend the fir best friend fir close friend bane fir love start hogaya but iska effect dono ki studies pe pad raha tha tanushri jo ki ek kafi brillant student thi almost head girl k leye select ho hi gai thi ki uske result down hone lage and dusri taraf wha akhilesh college me acha performance ne de para tha and fir achanak ek din pata ne kya huva dono ki marks ne acha se speed pakdi tanushri fir se top karne lagi and waha akhilesh ki saat bhi jaado hone laga jo banda kabhi top 10 me aya ne who seda top 5 and top 3 me ane laga gaya tha dono k sahi chal raha tha but fir pata ne kya huva 12 me akhilesh ne paper diya he ne and tanushri ne school top kar diya tha and XAVIERS COLLEGE ME ADMISSION LIYA JO KI AKHILESH KA COLLEGE WILLSON SE ZYADA DOR NE THA Fir kya ek saal ka drop laga akhilesh ko but fir ek aur baar Merical huva and iss baar akhilesh ne top kiya 12 me and pune university se usko college offer aai usne refuse kar di bombay me hi apne hardware and software engineering ki padhai bombay university se kar rha he where as tanushri is still doing great in XAVIERS COLLEGE! BUT filal kuch tho kand huva he tanushri ki 4 months me Engagment he and ha itna tho surely ke sakta hu ki akhilesh k saat ne he hoti tho muje pata chal jata and jaha tak muje pata he dono ka koi break up ne huva kabhi bhi! So yes thats it???
Any Question!!
( Naina and sophie raise hands)
Me: ok well let me guess dono ka Question yehi he ki muje ye sab itna detail me kese pata?right?
(Sophie and naina stunned)
Sophie and naina: (TOGHETHER) ha but tume kese pata
Sophie: dono ne saat me bola hehehe
Naina: ha yaar but batao na?
Me: mene phele hi kaha tha ki muje pata he 3 cheaters kon he tho mene teeno ki information nikli jese kya kahte he kya peete he kaha jate he kaha ate he and family background bhi nikala muje inn teeno. K baare inke parents se zayada pata he!!??
Sophie: chalo ye tho samja but tum tanvi ki badi sis se mil k kya karoge!!
Me: jab me tanushri se milunga tab bus usse bato bato me ugalva luga ki usko in cheaters k bare me kya pata he/???
Naina: but usko in cheaters k bare me kese pata hoga
Me: q ki who dono bhi tho cheaters thai and yahi baat tho. Mujse miss ho gai lokesh ne pata laga liya hoga ki uska bhai cheat kar k pass huva he and tanushri ko bhi usi ne pass karvaya he tho lokesh ne uska fayda uthaya hoga and aniket and vishnu ko mana liya hoga! Ab ye theory nikal k ati he ab ye sach he ya galat iska pata tanushri se mil kar he pata legega??
Sophie: but bhala who tumse q melegi and agar mil bhi liya tho bate kya karoge!!
Me: o ha baat se yaad aya muje madam dophie se baat karne he ok chalo byee shyam ko milte he sab sahi raha tho! And ha sophie kal mayank ka match he tho aao ge na dekne football ground me
Sophie: yep me aur naina aa jaige ...
Naina: no me ne aa paugi meri kal tryouts he muje kese bhi team me select hona he!
Me: tab tho sophie k bhi hoge tryouts???
Sophie: i wont go simple!!
Me: tho name likhavana zaruri tha kya!
Sophie: jane do aab!
Me: chalo byee
Naina and sophie: byee
(Meanwhile majnu and his gang in the green room)
Uday: chalo jo bhi huva acha huva dekte 3 Cheaters kon he!!
(Somebody knock the door)
Manju: kon he?????
Naina: (Exaust) me hu Boss!!!!!!
(Door opens)
Uday: kya huva itna haaf Q rahi ho???
Naina: bauth sari baate aaj pata chali (exaust) tho. ... Da pani please!!!?
Majnu: le lo pani betho aur aram se batao ki kya huva apne pass time he time he.....
Naina: (took a deep breathe and Exhale) boss i thin...k he out smarted us!
Majnu: kya matlab!!
Naina: aaj who cheaters ko ne pakad raha he!??
(Door knocking .....)
Uday: ab kon he sab tho yahi he????
(Door knocking....)
Majnu: sorry yaha practise chal re he?????
We are occupied!!!
??????: (male voice) konse sports ki...
Manju: (gesturing..... Whisper.. Arey isko kya bolu.....) tuje kya karna he nikal na yaha se!!!
??????: (male Voice) bhai principle ki permission he mere pass me Green room me practise kar sakta hu!!!!!!
Uday: kon he tu nam kya he tera.....
??????? :(female Voice) mera name sophie he mene naina ko yaha ate huve deka kya who yaha he!?????
Majnu: ne yaha koi naina ne he sorry ....
????? : (male voice) acha uday Shetty he!!!
Majnu: ha q....
Principle: sir bula re he trilok ko help chieye kuch!!
Uday: trilok itni jaldi wapis aa gaya!!!
Majnu: kya karu bhai kohlu kya???
Naina: nai mat kholo ye koi chaal he sophie bhar he khadi hogi!!
??????: i heard you naina its over you all are busted!!!!!!! Suprise its me!!!!??
Naina: we are fucked!!!!!!???
Uday: ye yaha kese aya isko kese pata chala???
Majnu: iss ne gang k sat gaddaari ki hai bhai
Me: nai majnu bhai kisi ne koi gaddaari ki app ander le re ho ya principle ko leke aau!!!
Majnu: kya re bsdk dhamki de ra he bhul gaya abhi just teri madat ki he hum logo ne
Me: iss leye tho thanks bolne aya hu bhai and dhamki ne de raha tha but idea bura ne he jaao sophie principle ko leke aao ke khada hu yaha!!!!?
(Majnu opens the door)
Majnu: wait...( Pulls us inside and close the doors)
Me: see sophie i was right its a gang!!
Naina: sophie i can explain!
Sophie: explain what Hum dono best Friends he yaar tu kam se kam muje tho bata hi sakti thi
Me: chill sophie i was right from the start!!!
Peon uncle bhar se door ko band kar do aur agar me 3 baar knock karu tho seeda principle ko leke aa jana!!!
Peon: thik he beta
Uday: peon uncle aap bhi!!! Iske saat ????
Me: zindigi me pese he sab kuch ne hote bhai har insaan ko peso se zayada izzat pyari hoti apne inko pese tho bauth diye but izzat kabhi ne de aur mene inko pese kabhi ne diye sirf izzat de aur aaj ye muje apne bete jitna pyaar karte he!!
Uncle aap jaao me dek luga inko
(Peon uncle leaves the room and lock the door from outside!)
Naina: boss sach me mene isko kuch ne bataya he ye sab iski chaal thi suru se!! Muje tho abhi lagta he ki iska asli Mission 3 cheaters ko pakadna ne tha hume pakad vana tha
Sophie: kya ye sach he!!!!
Me: tum log bauth zayada sochte ho!!
Asa kuch ne he (open bags and set up a chess Board) me tho bus apko thank you bolne aya hu!
Uday: tune thanks bol diya and humne thanks le liya chal uth and nikal ab!
Me: ase kese uday bhai aao ek match ho jai chess ka!????
(Majnu Angrily run towards me and garb my Coller)
MAJNU: BSDK TERE BAUTH NATAK HO GAYA YE SAB UTHA AUR NIKAL YAHA
UDAY: ARAY CONTROL MAJNU CONTROL!!
MAJNU: TEL LENE GAYA CONTROL UDAY BHAI ISKI THO YAHI MAA CHOD DUGA!!!
ME: (SADLY) MUMMY NE HE MERI!!!!!!??
MAJNU:( LOOSEN THE COLLER)
SOPHIE: HUM BAITH K BAAT KAR SAKTE HE PLEASE!
UDAY: majnu chod usko!
(Majnu Leave me)
Me: mai janta hu uday bhai apko ye game pasand ne he bhai me sab kuch janta hu but iska matlab ye tho ne aap zindigi bhar k leye give up kar do!!
Uday: kya pata he tuje mere bare me kya pata he mene kasam khai he ki chees ko haat tak ne lagauga ye majnu me chees k bare me socho tho mere sare boards jala diya and yaha mojood jitne log he sab ko mana kiya he chess k bare me baat kar ne k leye aur tu pata ne kaha se aaya he ye faltu sa chees board leke mere samne aur bolta he game khelo!!
Aukaat kya he be teri
Me: (looks at the wall watch) abhi pata chelegi meri aukaat apko bhai in 3 .... 2.......
1...... Now
(Door opens)
Peon: beta tumne iss ladke ko yaha bulaaya he?!!
Me: haa uncle bejo andar usko!!!
(A young boy walks in )
????? : bolo bhai kya kam he!
Me: tuje bola tha na tera tere mentor k saat ek game set karunga
???? : bhai q backchodi de ra he uday bhai ne chess khelna chod diya he
Uday: kon he be tu!!!?
????: Vishvanaath rao Aanand name he mera aap kon!!???
Majnu: is it some kinda of a joke
Me: uday shetty
Aanand: kya fek raha he bhai...
Majnu: abey aa shane yehi he uday shetty ek time se best chees player
(Aanand uday k pair chune k leye jhuka)
Uday: are bhai bahi kya kar ra raha he?
Ananda: (eyes full tears) bhai maat roko aaj .apane muje motivate chess khelne k leye aaj me jo kuch bhi hu apki waja se hu!!
Uday: kya kar raha he uth ja chal aab!!!
Aanand: apka ek autograph melega please!!
Uday: (smiles) ja pen paper leke aa
Aanand: (smiles) aap yahi rukiye me pen paper leke ata hu
(Runs to grab his Autograph and pen )
Uday: .... Ye... Tuje kese pata chala kaha se mila ye tuje!!
Me: muje laga tha ki phele baar me pechan lega but uski bhi kya galti .... Photo sahi se chapte ne he ye news wale!
(Aanand come back with his autograph book and pen!! )
Aanand: bhai please! (Gives book and pen) sorry me apko pechan ne paya me school bauth kam aata hu chess me apna future banane ki soch ra hu apka 8th wla pic deka tha last mene apne desk pe lagaya huva ue aape likhe hui sare Article official match k notes apke interviews apke tours and Local matches
Sare k sare mene follow kar ra hu apki sister Sanjana ne kafi help ki meri!
Uday: acha tho who Jabra fan tum ho!! Muje tho lagta tha ki who sirf kahani bana re he taki me chess khelna wapis suru karu!
Aanand: me 2 3 baar apke ghar aya but aap mele he ne muje!
(Meanwhile me sets the board)
Me: tho uday bhai ho jai!???
Uday: Nai mujse ne hoga!!
Aanand: i am sorry bhai par aap apni life me sirf ek match hare he sirf ek aur abhi tho apki Journey start hui he aap itni jaldi q give up kar re ho bhai!!?
Me: bhai ap me in born talant waste mat karo yar please!!
Uday:( tear) i am sorry i know i cant do it!!
Maf karna majnu me chess ko apne aap se kabhi door ne rak paaya tha jab me uss din hara uske baat name badal badal ki Under grounds tournaments me Participate karta tha but ek baar bhi ne jeeta who confidence mai wapis juta ne paya majnu muje maaf kar de bhai
Majnu: (tears) bas karo bhai app bade ho aap zayda jante ho aap bol. Re ho. Tho sahi hoga
(Uday majnu hugs)
(Moment got emotional sophie and naina everybody was emotional at that moment)
Aanand: bhai muje aape bharosa he aap kar Sakte ho bhai bharosa rako apne aap pe aapke pass ye talane god Gifted apne apne puri life me hazaro games jeete bus us eek haar ko bhul k un hazaro jeet pe focus kariye bhai please team ko aap jese player ki zarurat he
Me: tho uday bhai (shows the chess board) ho jai!!!?
Majnu: bhai please!!
(Sophie to me)
Sophie: haar jana yaar please????
Me: sawal he peda ne hota uday bhai me Talent he i cant go easy on him muje bus unka who akhiri game jisme who hare the who recreate karna he bus!!!
Sophie: how will you do that????
Me: just wait and Watch!! (Loudly) tho bhai black ya White!!!??????
Aanand: ill be the Judge/!!!!!
Uday: tho mere saat khelega kon????
Me: me kheluga apke saat!!!
Uday: tujhe chess khelna ata bhi he????
Aanand: Actually yes bhai isko ata!!
Uday: tuje kese pata tune iske saat khela huva he game!!???
Aanand: well Technical nahi but jab subha jab ye muje bulane aya tha jab me aur mer team practise kar re the tab 3 chess borad pe 3 alag alag Situations thi isne sari solve kar le and neeche moves k notes bhi likhe tab deka tha
Uday: oo moves k notes tab tho ata he ok chalo khelte he but ek shart he??
Me: kya/!??
Uday: agar muje kahi se bhi laga ki tu muje jaan buch k jeetne de ra he tho game whi band and me team join ne karunga!!
Me: deal ok lets play Black ya white ya toss!!??
Uday: toss .....
(Aanand flips the coins uday call for tailes and tailes it is...)
Uday: I choos White!!
wait for next part