DADDY'S DETECTIVE
VOL 1
CHAP 4
THE NEXT STEP
Ananda: very well lets the game begins!
Uday: ek min clocks kaha he???
Me: limite less game he!
Uday: sirf 1 hour bacha he school khatam hone me aur ase me limit less game!!!
Me: thik he tho half hour per move 10 sec Aanand records rak lega!???
Aanand: sounds good! But limite less khel lo na kisi ko koi jaldi ne he please!
Uday: ok lets start!
Uday: starts with e3 'white' (ek step king k aage wale pawn ka)
Me: starts with g6 'black' (ek step right side k horse ki aage wale pawn ka)
Uday: Plays Nf3 'White' (king k left side wala horse pawn k baju me)
Me: plays Ne6 'black' (queen k side wala horse camel wle line me)
Uday: Plays d4 ' White' (Queen k aage wala pawn 2 step forward)
Me: plays d5 'black' (Queen k aage wala pawn 2 step forward)
Uday: BB5 white' ( king k side wala camel black horse k aage)
Me: Bd7 'black' (queen ki side wala camel queen k agge)
Uday: Bd2 'white'
Me: Nf6 'black'
(Explain karunga tho bhi samaj me tho aaiga ne 2 3 baar scroll kar lo and result dek lo seeda )
(Ps...all moves are legit u can verify it by actually Playing)
Uday: O-O 'white' (Castling)
Me: a6 'black'
Uday: Bxc6 'white' (camel to horse)
Me:Bxc6 'black' (camel to camel)
Uday: a4 white
Me: e6 black
Uday: Ne5 white
Me: h5 black
Uday: Nxb6 white (horse to camel)
Me: bbxc6 black (pawn to horse)
Uday: Be3 'white'
Me: c5 'black'
Uday: b3 'white' (pawn to pawn)
Me: cxd4 'black'
Uday: Qxd4 white (queen to pawn)
Me: Be7
Uday: a5 white
Me: O-O black ( castling)
Uday: Qf4 white
Me: ne4 black
Uday: Bb2 white
Me: Bg5 black
Uday: Qf3 white
Me: c5 black
Uday:Be5 white
Me: Qe7 black
Uday: Ra4 white
Me: f6 black
Uday: Bb2 white
Me:Qf7 black
Uday: Qe2 white
Me: Nd6 black
Uday: Nd2 white
Me: f5 black
Uday: Nf3 white
Me: bf6 black
Uday: bxf6 white (camel to camel)
Me: Bxf6 black (Queen to camel)
Uday: Re1 White
Me: Ne4 black
Uday: Qd3 white
Me: g5 black
Uday: Ra3 White
Me: g4 black
Uday: Nd2 white
Me: Nxe4 black (hores to horse)
Uday: fex4 white (pawn to horse)
Me: Qe2 black
Uday: Qf5 White
Me: g3 black
Uday: h3 White
Sophie: (whispers) kitna time ho gaya he kon jeet raha he kuch samaj ne ara
Aanand: (whispers) kya khelta he ye yaar uday bhai ko puri thara se dominant kar raka he plus ye game kahi deki deki lagi he pata ne!!!
Sophie: acha tho uday haar raha he!!
Aanand: haar ne rehe he bus Defence khel re he thoda sa fuck agar me hota tho aab tak haar chuka hota ye chess team me q ne he???
Sophie: don worry mene iska name likhavaya hai he will be there don worry ...
Uday: focus aanand....
Aanand to sophie: shuu!!!??
Uday: Rf1 white
Me: Kg7 black
Uday: c4 white
Me: d4 black
Uday: cexd4 white (pawn to pawn)
Me: cexd4 black (pawn to pawn)
Uday: b4 white
Me: d3 black
Uday: Qe3 white
Me: Ra8b8 black
Uday: b5 white'
Me: axb5 black (pawn to pawn)
Aanand: ok game got intresting
Uday: cxb5 white ( pawn to pawn)
Me: Rxb5 black (rook to pawn)
Uday: Ra4 white
Me: Rax5 black (rook to pawn)
Uday: Rxe4 white ( rook to pawn )
Me: Rd5 black
Uday: Qa7 + white check by Queen
Me: Rf7 black' (saved by rook)
Uday: Qa4 white
Me: d2 black
Uday: Rxg4+ white (rook to pawn plus check)
Me: kf8 black
Uday: Qb4+ white (check by Queen)
Me: Re7 black ( saved by rook)
Uday: Qb8+ white ( check by Queen)
Me: Re8 black (saved by rook)
Uday: Qb4+ white' (check by Queen)
Me: kf7 black'
Uday: Rd1 white
Me: Rd8 black
Uday: Qa4 white
Me: Ra8 black
Aanand: this looks dangerous game is in the last Stage
Sophie: who's winning!!!!
Aanand: uday bhai but uski who smile is Bothering me so much!!????
Majnu: shuuuuuu//////
Uday: Qb4 white'
Me: Ra1 black
Uday: Qb7+ white (checked by queen)
Me: kf8 black
Uday: Qb4+ White (check by queen)
Me: Rc5
Uday: Rax1 White ( rook to rook)
Me: Qd5 black
Uday: Qb8+ white (check by queen)
Me: Rc8 black
Uday: Rxc8+ white (Queen to rook plus Check)
Me: Kf7 black'
Uday: Ra7+ white (Check by queen)
Me: Qb7 black
Uday: Qxb7+ black (queen to queen plus check)
Me: kf6 white
Uday: Qg7+ black ( queen check)
Me: Kf5
Uday: Qg5# check and i Think its a mate!!
Me: tho kesa laga raha he 3 time final jeet kar?????
Uday:?????
Aanand: i Fucking new iit????
Sophie: Koi batayega abhi kya huva !??
Me: (chuckle)
Aanand: he..... Just he.. Just???
Uday: recreate the final match!??? In which i Lost!
Me: (devil smiles)
Uday: so its done he Cheated who jaan buch k hara !!!?
Me: nahi i didn't cheated jis aap hare the he cheated!
Uday: ye kya bakwas kar ra he /??????
Me: yes (remove chits from pocket) ye raha iska saboot aaj jese mene ye game recreate kiya wesa usne bhi ye game final me recreate kiya tha is chit me apke 4 saal phele ka match he jab aap usse khele the apne uski sari galtiya note ki thi and uska Solutions bhi likha tha ye chit pase ghoom gai thi apko yaad ne hoga q ki app har ek game k notes banate he but ye chit uske haat lag gai usne nahi sirf ye game recreate kiya but sari mistakes avoiding bhi ki and apko haraya bhi q ki apne iss chit ne khud ko harne ka tarika likha tha warna you are un Beatable i know aanand knows everybody knows!!!??
Uday: (speechless)
Aanand: u are UnBeatable uday bhai!
Me: thats not complete true but so far currently right!!
Aanand: what do you mean??????
Me: no... No..... Nothing.. He is the best
Tho bhai ye tha mera thank you bolne ka tarika
Now is you don mind me chalta hu and don Worry ke apka gang k secret kisi ko ne bataunga you can trust me and apko and aanand ko best of luck for chess Tournament
Aanand: gang what are you talk about ???
Me: bhai Lambe khani he tu bacha he ignore kar
Uday: (hugs me and crying) (sobs) me apni life haar me haar chuka tha chote you thank you so much
Me: ok ok you are a hugger its ok bhai bhai
Sophie: aww look at them so adorable!!!!!
Me: (pats on back) thik he bhai its ok no problem
Uday: aray ase kese jabi koi bhi kam ya kuch bhi zaroorat ho adhi raat ko call kar kar lena mera pura gand hazir hoga
Me: arey ne bhai kuch ne chahie apane itna bol diya who kafi he!!!!?
(Black platinum cards fall from My pocket!! )
Aanand: bhai tera card gir gaya dek
[He picks up and stunned!!??????? ]
8...8....8....83 level. .. How the fuck. Is this even Possible!!!!
Uday: kya 83??????
Aanand: Ek secret chat organisation he jo puri country me fela huva he country k sare best of the best player ko goa k ek farm house me bulaaya jata he kon ye party organised karta he kisi ko ne pata 58 years phele ye organisation established huva tha jab world chees day hota he tab goa me ek 1 night 2 days ka ek get together hota he but mene isko kabhi ne deka waha!!!
Me: who is leye Q ki me gaya ne!
Uday: ye sab kya ho ra he koi batai ga!!!
Sophie: tum koi weird chees cult k member ho aur muje bata bhi ne????
Me: shut up yaar sophie who koi weird chess cult ne he who ek organisation he 8 months phele mene iska form bhara and 3 din baad muje ye 83 level ka card aya tha aur saat hi ek letter aya tha jisme likha tha you are the highest level player Registerd player so far Looking forward to meet you son of cheater!???
Aanand: sahi tho laka he 83 level impossible he uday bhai khud 56 level pe he???
Uday: 56??? Level
Aanand: (scared) i am sorry bhai mene apke name se form bhara tha and apke name se party me bhi gaya tha maaf kar do please
Uday: phele samaj tho aa jaai yaha chal kya raha he!??
Aanand: aab tak ka highest player tha Madrasi banda uska name kuch Ajeeb he tha but sab usna Anna bula re the uska level tha 54 aur ye khena bilkul galat ne hoga ki who india ka sab se best chees player tha!!
Uday: 54!!!
Aanand: tumne asa kiya beja tha ki seda 83 level ka card ayaa tume!!?????
Me: kuch ne mene bus who faltu sa form bhara aur aa agaya muje card aur usme likha tha ki me bus ek akela players hu jo 83 level ka he aur cheater bhi likha huva tha and fame Publicity muje ase bhi pasand ne plane tickets aai thi but me gaya ne!!!
Aanand: tume plane ki tickets aai thi as aan Aeroplane!!?!
Me: duniya me aur kitne type k plane he bey????
Aanand: ne muje tho yani ki uday bhai ko train ki tickets aai thi!!
Me: i think level matters!!!
Aanand: ho sakat he!!
Uday:(shouts) BUSS BAUTH HO GAYA KAB SE DONO BAKWAS KIYE JA RE HO KOI SAF SAF BATAI GA YE SAB ACTUALLY ME KYA HE AUR KUCH SAMAJ ME AAI ASA????
me: ne batata hu city Library ek book he jiska name he Life of chees! Who book me chees ki history rules moves and ab tak kitna evolve huva he uthana sab likha uss book k last page pe eek form he jo muje bharna hota he uske leye hume who book purchase karni padti he
Uska new addition 6 saal me eek baar ata he
Aanand: ok ye 6 saal wali baat pata ne thi
Sophie naina and me together angrily: beech me maat bol
(All look tho each other and chuckle)
Me: gussa k leye sorry mere koi baat kaat tha he tho gussa aa jata he!!
Tho me kaha tha.... Ha.... 6 saal me eek baar ata hai. From k saat saat wha hume 4 games submit karne hote hai manually likhe huye book k address pe and fir who hume humera chess level and type batate for Example i my case i am 83 Level balance type player
Aanand: mera 33 level aggressive type!
Uday: tune mera mera bhi from bhara tha mera type konsa he??
Aanand: 54 level balanced type!
Uday: apka golden card mene sambhal k raka he apko kaho tho apko abhi lake deta hu!!
Uday: ha ja laker aaj tab tak zara level 54 vs level 83 ka ek rematch ho jai iss bar koi chalaki ne kuch ne fair game
Me: ok haar gai tho wapis sanyaas mat lelena
Uday: and agar me jeeta tho tum chess team join karoge
Me: tab tho sawaal he peda ne hota mere haar ne ka!.??
Uday: i like your confidence
Aanand: me ye game dek kar jaao please!!
Uday: nai aur baki sab ko bhi kahai jana he Practice karni he ya ghar jana he tho jaa dakta he meeting khatam and aab se isko koi pareshaan ne karna thik he
Everybody: thik he!!
(Everyone leaves except naina sophie and majnu! )
(Game begins)
20 min later....
Uday: kuch ne he mere pass tho aab khelne ko
(Only one rook and king left on uday sides and on the other hand I am dominating with bishop rook and Knights)
Me: bola tho tha me iss baar jeetne ne duga!
Uday: that queen sacrifice was just a bluff i knew but still feel for it how fool i was!!!
Me: ap agar meri queen ko ne udate tho mera pawn apki queen ko uda deta and fir tho it was easy q ki tab aap already ek bishop and 3 pawns down the and Castling k baad apka king 3 pawns k peche trap tha tho there was no other way to play
Uday: sach me tere andar kuch tho baat he i was unBeatable so far kafi time tak ek match hara tho 2 saal ka depression lag gaya tha but aaj eek worthy opponent k samne haar k bada acha lag ra he!
(Aanand enters in green room)
Aanand: apka card le aya (Exaust) (looks the board) ooo noooo aap itni buri thara haar re ho...
Uday: ab jab level 83 vs level 54 wla khelega tho kya he result hoge!!
Me: check mate!!!!
Uday: wese tho i am the man of my words but chess team join kar le yaar please!!!!
Me: nahi uday bhai chess bus meri ek hobby he aap dono k leye apka Passion he apki life he muje se zyada aap ye chess price deserve karte he i am daam sure uday bhai aap aanand ko sahi se guide karege tho iss baar final me aap dono k beech he hoga
Uday: but....
Me: janae dona bhai please muje lime light me rena pasand ne ... Please
Me nikalta hu
Uday: acha chess team tho ne but mera gang tho join kar le please aab itna tho sun le aagar bhai bola he he tho!!
Aanand: yaar kab se ye gang gang sun raha hu kya he ye
Uday: tu abhi bacha he chote ja board lga jab bade baat kar re ho tho beach me ne bolte!!!
Aanand: mai bhi tho iski thara 7th me hu
Uday: who 83 level ka chess player he and tu 33 ja practise kar .....
Me: ok ok pakka join karunga bus un 3 cheaters ko pakad lu uske baad!!
Uday: tho aaj itna sab kuch karne k baad bhi haat se nikal gai!!!
Me: nai asa ne he kuch aur plan kiya he who logo k leye aab tho seda khe k luga.
Chalo nikal tha hu meri date ka time hone aya he!!!
Uday: teri date!!!
Me: ha ek college ki bandi he chai pe leke jara hu
Uday: ???????
Me: ok byee!!!
(Naina sophie and me leaves!)
Uday: hum se yaha school ki ne patthe aur ye bhen ka loda college wali ko chai pe leke jara he sahi he upar wla meherbaan tho gadha bhi
Pahalwan
Aanand: (Chuckle)
Uday: has kya raha he chal teri chance he dhyaan de...
(Meanwhile sophie and naina discussing and me walks Several steps ahead)
Naina: abhi tak gussa he kya sorry na sophie
Sophie: no response!!!!
Naina: sophie please na yaar kuch tho bol..
Sophie: (angrily) kuch asa aur he jo muje pata hona chaahie aur ne pata!!??
Naina: ne yaar asa kuch bhi ne he aur sahi me mene kasam khai thi gang k saat loyal rahugi!!
Me: hey love birds thoda fast chalo yaar madam dolphie bhi aa gai hogi ab tak. Tho!!
Sophie: shut the fuck up dude ye mazak ne he
Me: come on sophie uski jaga tum hoti tho bhi yahi karti ab she was loyal to her gang jane do!
Naina: i am so sorry sophie
(Both hugs and case solve)
Naina: ha ek aur baat ruja tu bhi sun le!!!
Me: ab kya...
Naina: meri mom ek bar tender he and strip Teaser bhi
Me: o tho bus ye bolne k leye roka kya yaar hume late ho ra he mam daate gi hume and for your kind Information muje ye baat pata thi
Sophie: but muje ne pata ne thi!! I am happy ki tune batai and meri mom ka Divorce iss leye huva q ki unko lagta he ki mom ko kisi aur ne pregnent kiya
Naina: o my god!!!
Me:girl please ye family talks baad me kare fast chalo. Thoda please and ha ye bhi pata he muje!!!!
Naina: is duniya ne asa kuch he jo tuje pata ne!!??
Me: ase tho bauth kuch he but filal who 3 cheater Cheat kese karte he ye ne pata and who pata lagana ne tho kaam kar le please
Naina: ok!!! I am glad warna koi aur hota tho dosti tod deta ya over reacted karta!!
Sophie: chill yaar abhi tho asa bauth kuch he jo tuje mere bare me aur muje tere bare me ne pata fir jab ek dusre k bare me sab jaan lege tab decided karege ki kon kiske leye thik ne he!!
Me naina and sophie: laughs . ... Hehehe
Reach at Hotel!!!!
Madam dolphie: kaha te yaar tum log who aa gai!!
Me: usne apko deka tho ne!????
Mam: nope !!
Me: thik he tho kaha bethi he who??
Mam: Table no 4!!!
Me: naina sophie tum dono mam k saat jao and safe Distance me bethna and chaaro taraf nazar rakhna kuch ajeeb notice hota he ya ne
Mam: ek doubt he kya ajeeb Notice karna he
Me: who apko te dono samja dege ok me jata hu aap ana
(Me Enter in Hotel)
Mam: tho kuch samja kya karna he??
Naina: nope
Sophie: nahi!!!!
Mam: chalo ye smart he jo hoga deka jaiga
(Meanwhile inside at hotel)
(Me walk towards to table no 4 and asked)
Me: if i am not wrong app he tanushree he na!!!!
Tanu: yes tum tanvi k dost Correct!!
Me: oh yes nice to mee you!!!
Tanu: acha tho books kaha he!???
Me: sorry books!
Tanu: ha maths ki books tume mere saat net k HOTS DISCUSS KARNE THAI NA????
Me: oo tho usne apse ye kaha ek min (look and tanu carfully) Waiter bhai ek black coffee 3 sugar cube k saat aur ek cutting chai!!
Tanu: tume kese pata ki muje black coffee pasand he who bhi 3 cube sugar wali????
Me: muje tho apke bare me aur bauth kuch pata he ek aur cheez batao!!
Tanu: ok bolo!!
Me: tumeri fav ice cream hazelnut fav colour brown fav Lipstick brand 'lakeu' jo tume abhi laga raki he fav perfume jasmine jo abhi laga raka he fav food chinese
Tanu: wow ye sab kuch kese pata chala???
Me: bus in born Talent!!!
Tanu: well books ne lai ho tho me jaau muje late ho rha he!!
Me: ha Akhilesh wait kar ra hoga infact who wha table 1 pe he tho betha he!!!
Tanu: (nervously chuckle) Excuse me!!!
Me: mene sab pata kar liya he aab chup chap bolo ki tumne school and college top kese kiya
Tanu: kon ho tum aur kya bakwas kar re ho
Me: abhi batata hu!! Mam sophie naina please join us!!!
(They come and join)
(Customer of table one leaves)
Me: Smart move Akhilesh tho chala gaya!?
Tanu: mam ye sab kya hora he!??? Kon he ye log!!??
Mam: chup!!!!! ye jo bhi kahe chup chap iska jawab do warna me kya kar sakti hu and principle kya kar sakte he ye tho tum janti hi ho!!!
Tanu: aab me koi school. K student ne hu aap muje ase pareshaan ne kar sakte i am calling cops!!?
Me: mam rene do ill handle this!!
Deko didi ye shaadi hum rok dege Akhilesh ko job bhi dilwa dege who bhi permanent bus tum bharosa karo aur sab sach sach batao deko darne k zarurat ne he
Tanu: deko tum kya bol re ho. Muje kuch samaj ne aara he muje jana he i am so sorry!!
Me: thik he jaao
(Mam naina sophie looks at me)
Tanu: ok!!
(Walk towards door)
Me: wese shadi k baad ka Divorce ka plan acha he but but aab jab tum mujse panga le he rahi ho tho me bhi dekhta hu ki kese tum alimony leti ho aur kese tum Akhilesh k saat reti ho
Tanu: stunned!
Me: wese Akhilesh ko pata he ki tum pregnent ho and baby abort karne k chakkr ne ho!????
Tanu: (remove something from here ear and broke it with her foot!!) (walk towards us)
Mam: tume ye sab kese pata beta!??
Naina: badi chalu cheez ho yaar
Sophie: bloody show off
Tanu: kon ho tum kese jante ho mere bare me itna sab!!!!!
Me: abhi bhi time he corporate kar lo warna muje tumere hone wle husband k ghar ka address bhi pata
(Akhilesh come inside the hotel and walk towards us)
Akhilesh: tum pregnent ho and tumne bataya ne???
Tanu: not the right time akki will talk later
Akhilesh: badme kab badme kab jab abort kara lo tab!!! (Sobs)
Me: akhilesh bhai beto beto!!??
(Akhilesh grabs my coller and warned me)
Akhilesh: saale bacha he abhi apni aukaat me re tere maa baap ko pata he tu yaha ye sab kar raha he
Mam: akhilesh chodo uska coller
(Akhilesh leaves my coller)
Mam: baith k baat kare aab!!!
Me: ek din me do logo k coller pakada wow i am on fire kon kheta ki me interact ne kar sakta dek lo!!
Mam: are you ok beta!!!
Me: i am fine mam ye muje wese bhi kuch ne karta!...
Naina: how can you be so sure/!!!
Me: badme batata hu please beto yaar
Sophie: ek min ek min jab ye pregnent wali baat hui tab tho ye yaha tha bhi ne tho iss kese pata ki hum yaha ye baat kar re he!???
Mam: actually she has a Point!
Me: well chalo u are improving sophie but jo mene deka who tumne ne deka!!!! Isne apne kaan se ruhi nikali aur pairo k neche masal de!!!!
Ab last Chance de ra hu bata do kya ho ra he and i promis we will help you with your problem!!! Trust us!!!
(Akhilesh and tanu sits)
Me: ab sawal me puchunga and aap dono jawab doge thik he!!
Tanu: kya din aa gai he aab bache humari problem solve karege aab iss bura ho hi kya sakta he meri life me !!!!!!!!
Me: wese hone ko tho tumri jabardasti shaadi ho sakti he but abhi vo baat ne karte ok
Akhilesh: tume humera bare me itana sab kese pata!???
Me: abhi abhi tho mene kaha ki sawal me pucho na jawab tum doge
Me: phele sawal! Me jab se aya tab se leke tanu kaan se who cheez todi tab tak k sari bate tumne suni!???? Just yes or no!!
Akhilesh: who me.....
Mam : suna ne akhilesh just yes or no?!!!!!!!
Akhilesh: yes!!
Me: tho muje batao who cheez kya he kese kam karti he and kya tumne uski madat se top kiya tha school aur college me???
(Akhilesh look at tanu.....tanu looks at akhilesh)
Me: jaldi bolo!!!! Please humere pass time ne he
Akhilesh: who mera banaaya huva micro trans Reciver he ye bilkul Telephone jesa he but uske kafi chota iss hum. Jo baat kar re ho who jiske paas Reciver hoga usko sunai deka aas pass ki sari voice sab clear sunai degi iski range 200 Meter he and volume itna slow ki jo message aya he who sirf jisne kaan me lagaya he usko sunai deka baki asa pass khade kisi ko ne and ha humere grade kafi kam arre the jab hum relation me the tab
Tanu: tab mane isko ye idea diya ki hum ye try karte he sirf eek baar taki ghar walo ko lage ki humera Break up ho gaya he and hum ab sirf Study pe concentration kar re he mom dad ko especially dad akki ko pasand ne karte iss leye humne decided kiya tha ki sirf ek baar copy karenge but fir akki ne ko iski Habit lag gai and isne muje bui iski habit laga de and h fir cheat kar k pass hote rahe
Mam: sharam ani chaiyya dono ko school ka name mitti me mila diya
Me: mam please remember our deal please abhi kuch ne !!
!!! Acha who sab tho. Thik he tho akhilesh ka one year waste kese huva??
Tanu: who akki and meri hum. Dono ki exam same time me aa gai and padhna tho humne band he kar diya tha aur fir akhilesh ne ye dicision liya ki who mere leye apan year Waste karega and he did it!!
Me: chutiya he tu tho
Mam: language!!!!!
Me: sorry sorry arey bhai ab tera ek iss ek saal waste k chakkar me tuje job ne mil re he aab kya karega iss acha tanu ko bol deta wait karne wese bhi tanu kaha job karege!!
Naina: o hello Excuse me ladki he tho iska matlab job ne karenge wow low class thinking muje ne laga tha teri ase soch me
Me: lo isne chalu kar feminist ka baja arey mere maa ase hi bol raha tha ki tanu job ne karge agar who karna chehe tho kar sakti he mana thodi kar raha he koi??
Naina; ok ok
Me: tho ye reciver tech tune apne bhai ko bhi diya he !!!????
Akhilesh: ... Ha
..
Tanu: what.. Akki humeri baat hui thi na iss par hum ye ne kar sakte tumne usko q diya
Akhilesh: sorry tanu usko pata chal gaya ki and muje blackmail kiya iss leye!!
Me: Finally i solved the case of three Cheaters!!!
Mam: ab me Lokesh pe action le re hu akhilesh
Me: no mam ill handle it please trust me on this apko zarur yaha inki galti dik re he but ye kitni new technology he kitna aage ki soch he please let me Handle it in my way!!!
Mam: (frustrated) okk!!!
Me: tho bhai akhilesh ye tech iska apke pass koi back up ya as kuch ya fir asa kuch jise hum tumhare bhai ka tech band ya destroy kar sake!
Akhilesh: well asa kuch Special ne he but pani me jane se ye kharab ho jata he but who smart he Plastic rap kar k use karta he ek do baar try kiya tha mene but ne ho ra 2 3 baar frequency distrub karne ki koshish ki thi but who log frequency change karte rete he!!!
Me: ase kese !! Radio ho ya walki-toki frequency tho Manually change karni padte he na
Akhilesh: (chuckle) ye advance tech he iska jo Software wha humne bus ek baar frequency daal de tho uss area me Jitne bhi log hoge uss time uss frequency pe Active hoge agar unka Network strong huva tho he who ye msg sun paige but fir mene usme bhi passwords daal diya yani jo frequency mere device feed he who kahi aur jese ki radio ya walki-toki me show he ne hogi!
Me: wow
Naina: tho tumne ye govt ki necha ya bataya q ni
Me: stupid question!!
Mam: who kese
Me: agar ye iss device ko published kar deta tho isko patent karvana padta and agar ek baar device patent ho gaya tho who public ya Exclusive ho jata he iss case me ye Exclusive ho jata ya ni ki militry ya navy isse humesha k leye le lete aur ye project ek Secret ban k re jata isse eek Contract sing karvate ki ye technology ki sari details kisi ko bata ne sakta ya ye device recreate ne kar sakta! Aur kiya tho jail ya army ka involving he tho probably shoot at sight
Akhilesh: kafi solid research ki he tumne manna padega
Me: but still tumse bada ghada mene aaj tak ne deka
Akhilesh: who kese!
Me: tum ye technology se kya kuch ne kar sakte thia but tumne isko copy karne me use kiya tum isse logo ki madat kar sakte the but tumen militry k dar se isko kabhi use he ne koya dobara !!!
Akhilesh: me ise destroy karna chata tha but kar ne paya
Me: well ye ek kam acha kiya!
Tumere pass jitne ase devices bache he muje dedo lokesh se me le luga usko me dek luga muje ye operate karna seka do
Tanu: isse humera kya fayada !!!
Me: wahi me soch ra tha ki tanu madam chup q he ye lo Dhram builders Ashoka builders aur Jalal builders un teeno ka personal card he
Ye sare filal yahi mumbai me he teeno ne koliwada Project me tender bhare he tum interior desiner ho inko call kar k bol dena ki ramnik bhai motilal ne muje apka card diya he turant interview mil jaiga!!!
Tanu: (happily) thank you so much its was my dream. To work with this guys!!! Wese ye motilala kon he????
Me: arey tume kya karna he who me dek luga
Tum bus bol dena ki me motilala bhai ki dur k rishtedaar hoon bus
Aur akhilesh tum ye lo tum engineering ki he Hardware and Software ki tho hyderabad me ek new International Company khuli he ye uss Company ka card tume bhi same
Motilala ka dur ka relatives resume bhej dena kam ho jaiga!
Aur jaha tak baat rahi shadi ki tho Trust me me ye shadi hone ne duga ladke ke maa baap haat pair pakdege ki shadi rokne k leye!
Tanu: tanu tum asa bhi kya karoge!!!
Me: tum. aam khao guthli na gino sab ho jaiga ek week ka andar and ek aur baat please Abortion mat karvana chalo humera kam ho gaya hum. Nikalte he byee (Stand up and walks)
Tanu and akki together: thank You so much (smiles)
Me: thank you transmitters dene k baad bolna
Mam: ab muje kya karna he!?????
Me: kuch bhi nai ne!!
Mam: tho muje yaha lai q aur ha bauth sare sawal he unka bhi jawab chahiye
Me: melege melege sab k jawab melege me bus eek baar school ana shuru kardu mam please tab tak aap kuch ne karege please and ha ye ek week me college ne ara tho jitna ho sake utna suprise test lene ko kahiye teachers ko who log transmitter use tho kar re he but une ye kese pata chal. Jata he ki suprise test bhi he!!!! Ye pata laga na he and apna kam offically khatam!
ab eek eek kar k sawal pucho!
Sophie: tume kese pata ki who pregnent thi???
Me: wow phele ball pe sixer not bad sophie!
So. The answer to the question is simple jab me tanu k bare me pata kar ra tha tab muje pata chala tha ki she was a "Regular Smoker" Plus drinker!! But aaj who ek dum sober thi aur asa lag raha tha ki usne sharab ko ya cigarettes ko haat tak ne lagaya and usne drinks me coffee order kar raki thi i sens something fishy and jab usne apan purse khola tho vitamin tablets ki ek bottle deki but usko table ki kya zarurat jab ki who fir he doubt tab confirm huva jab mene uske pair me heel k badle falt chappal deki q ki she Always wear heels and aur tho aur jab who panic ho ri thi tab usse sweat thoda zayada ara tha Plus who chakkar bhi are the means she is i guess 40 to 43 day pregnent un sab ye ye symptoms common he!!
Next question!
Mam: tume ye kese pata ki who Abortion kara re he!
Me: well now that was challenging who apna itna dhyaan rak re thi ki muje laga ne ki who Abortion ko consider bhi karege but uski engagement ho chuki he Marriage sir pe. He tho mene bus andhere me theer choda and hits an bulls eye but i dont thik so ki who Abortion karti last moment pe ya tho who bhag jati ya shaadi ki date jaldi lati taki who ye claim kar sake ki bachaa uske fiance ka he naki ki akhil ka and yep she had sex with her fiance so who who bhi denied ne kar pata
Mam: (scold) language kid!!!!!!
Me: ok ok next question!
Naina: ye motilala ka kya chakkar he!
Me: no Comments in that matter next question!
Naina: Q!??
Me: Filal ye sab janne ki kisi ko zarurat ne he jab tak inka kam ne ho jata!
Sophie: ok tho ye batao ki tume kese pata ki
Tume uske Divorce plan k bare me kese pata chala!!
Me: not bad sophie ek aur sixer good tho ab ye surru hota he tab jab tanu shree ka rishta ata he jab who 11 me thi uske leye tab se rishte ana shuru ho gai te but uno ne Yadavs ko hold pe raka huva tha jo ab jake fix huva tho tanu ne usse dosti ki hogi sari background pata kiya hoga akhilesh ne bhi help ki hogi and filal sirf ye ek possibility nikal k ati he ki shadi k baad tanu 6 ya max 7 months tak sat re but ladaiya karvai ladke ka character kharab kare and bichari bahu ban k unko loot le and then akhilesh hero ban k aaiga and shadi ki shadi and yadav jo alimony dege who alag tho dowry bhi cover ho jai gi and extra bach jai. Ga who alag!!!! Any more question///??????
(Mam naina sophie stunned)
(They claps )
Mam: pure genius i knew it tume he who baat!!!!
Naina: well i must say i am Impress aab pata chala ki why sophie likes you so much
Sophie: you are fucking Genius you know that...
Me and mam together: language!!!!!!
(All chuckles)
Me: thanks foe the help mam filal Principle se kuch mat kena jab me aao tho hum phele unki side sunege fir decided karege ok
Mam: ok but i am gonna punish them!!
Me: will see about that byee!!
Naina: byee
Sophie: byee:!!!!!!
(I walk toward my home and rest of them left to their)
(Meanwhile at police station!!)
Dilip: tho aab tho bataiye Driver babu apko kya lagta he kon he kidnaper apne ye Report First class tayar ki he but pencil se q ki!!
Driver babu: who sir me who sir need aa gai thi sir raat ko report likhte likhte kab so gaya pata he ne chala!!?
Dilip: but ab tho pata he na tho bolo!!
Driver babu: sir whi tho pata lagana he apki kya rai he isme aap boliye ???
Dilip: matlab din k ujjala aur 5 bacche ase he gaya!! Ya tho ye kidnap huva he ya kuch aur he
Jo samaj k bhar he ek kam karo 4 Constable and forensic team ko bhejo uss area k achi se talashi lo and yaha k local pe Havaldar logo ko bolo ache se haat saaf kar le yaar awaze ne ari kisi ko thoko salo ko!
Driver babu: ok sir (leaves) (in mind ye me kaha phas gaya file ko tho mene deka bhi ne he matlab ye sari mistake and report zarur champ ne ki hogi aaj jaldi ghar jana padega aur usse iss bare me baat karni padege!!)
(Dinner time at night)
(Dinner overs)
Dad: (angrily) champ we need to a talk!
Champ: (stunned) (sacred) ye... Yes... Dad!
Dad: is there Anything that you should have told me soon but didn't tell!?
Me: (stunned scared sweating) (gulp) nope.....
Dad: (removes belt) think it twice!
Me: (gulp) (more sweating and scared) n. .... .
.. Noo...
Dad: ok so lets talk straightforward (keep belt aside) tum kal. Raat ko mere file k Report bana re the!???
Me: (relif) ha Q
Dad: (taplie marte hui) tho pure report q ne tayar ki beta kya tum bhi!!
Me: who dad aak lag hai. Hogi but ap bolo. Tho mene ye case solve kar diya he almost me apko bata sakta hu!???
Dad: (laughs) jo case CBI ka officer ab tak ne crack kar paya who tune almost Solve kar diya itna majak thik ne he beta !
Me: i am serious! Dad??? Ye Kidnaping sirf dikhane ki leye he actually me in bacho ne khud apane aap ko kidnap karvaya he but jo dusri kidnapping hui he uska Pattern follow kiya he taki case divert ho sake but usne farak sirf itna he yaha ransom ke demand hui he jab ki jis kidnapping ko in logo ne copy kiya he wha koi ransom ki mang ne hui who kidnapper and ye kidnapper alag he In bacho ki Detail me dad ek tha 18 sal ka ek tha 16 ka and baki sab 11 se 14 k beech tho ho na ho ki ye master mind in dono ka ho ya fir ek aur possibility he ki ye in dono se kisi ne karvaya ho koi lalach deke!
Dad: tune iss case ko. Itne deeply study kiya
Me: yep apka. Kam. Kitna cool he dad Adventure thrill muder mystery sab kuch iss ly muje bhi tho Police banna he!
Dad: zarur banna beta tera baap tere saat he chal so ja aab
Me: dad hum ye case aur thoda discussed karte he na CBI involving he matlab zarur koi badi baat he please dad bus 5 min aur!!?
Dad: ok tho ek psycho killer he jisne bauth sari Murder kiye he ya abhi bhi kar raha he who khula ghoom raha he and hum yaha iss kidnapping case me fas gai who CBI officer usko he pakadne aya he yaha but upar se order he phele ye case fir aage!
Me: sorry to say dad but apke CBI officer ek kidnapper tho pakad ne pare killer kya khak pakad pakad paige!
Dad: asa ne bolte beta!!
Me: sorry dad but aap he socho mene bus who file study ki jo unki he banai. Hui. Thi aur usse pata laga liya ki kidnapper kon he and who khud he ne pata kar pai!!
Dad: but isme bhi tho sari hardwork unka he uno ne asi report tayar ki he ki ek chota bache ko bhi pata chal jai ki killer kon he and unno ne sare proof jama. Kiya tab tho tum pata laga pai warna tum kese pata lagate!??
Me: baat tho ye bhi sahi he ap une suggestion ya hint do kidnapper k bare shyad ye case jaldi solve ho jai and Serial killer ka pata laga sake!
Dad: kosish tho yahi rahegi beta!!! Chalo ab good night!!
Me: going for sleep!
Dad: wait ek min!!!
Me: ji dad (yawns)
Dad: tumne kaha ki ye ek dusri kidnapping ki copy he isse tumhara kya matlab he and konsi kidnapping ki copy he ye!!
Me: Ye uss kidnapper ki copy he jo car me bacho ko utha le jata he unko molest kar k chote piece me kaat ke feek dete he naale me!
Dad: brutal yaar ye konsa he kabhi suna ne!
Me: ek Serial killer ki kitab me padha tha lagta aur inhone bhi ye kitab padhi hogi q ki pattern same tha bheed ek min me who book lata hu!!.
(Brings tho book)
Me: Ye deko dad THE KILLER isne ye bacho ko din me kidnapping karta he fie thode din Touche and fir katam murder but apna case pese ke leye call kiya gaya plus haat pair kaatne ki dhamki ek ladke ki photo thi khoon se bhari tange uss photo ko dhyaan se deko gai tho tume dega ki right hand pe single knot he matlab who apane aap ko asane se khol sakta tha!! But ne khola? Q? Q ki who kidnap ne huva he who bus dikha raha he ki who kidnaped he!!!!
Dad: Interesting tumne tho pura case he palat diya not baad champ kal sir se iss bare me baat karte he good night!
Me: all the best apko and unko militry selection k leye
Dad: (chuckles) gn... Ruko. Ruko tume kese oata usko militry jana he!
Me: simple dad (inaudible voice)
Dad: (faded fro 5 sec) ( see faded flash back)
Me: tho yaho tho navy ya tho army army best he Salry zayada he khatara kam
Dad: (out from zone... )Ooh ok ok beta good night
Me: good Night!!!!
Dad: good night...
(Next day at afternoon)
Me: Yawns bade dino baad itni achi need aai
(Makes tea for him self)
(Meanwhile in the police station)
(Meeting room)
Dilip:(angry voice) BAUTH HO GAYA KESE TEAM HE YE EK SERIEL KILLER BAHAR KHULE AAM GHOOM RAHA HE MANTRIYO K BACHE KIDNAP HO GAIA HE KISI KO KUCH PADI HE NE HE YAHA SAB CHAI SOMOSA DABA K KHA RE HE
DSP: (KEEP SAMOSA BACK ON THE PLATE)
DILIP: MERI RAATO KI NEEND UD GAI HE KYA MERE ALAWA YAHA KOI AESA HE JISKO SACH KE KOI FARAK PADTA HE!????
ANY ONE!??? WAGHMARE DSP JI AAP
(GIRL VOICE FROM BEHIND!!!!)
???? : RAISE HAND!!!!
DSP: OYE HAAT NECHE KARO AUR CHUP CHAP WHA JAKE KHADI HO JAO
DILIP: HELLO DSP JI YE KOI TARIKA HE KISI LADKI SE BAAT KARNE KA????? TUM BOLO KYA BOLA HE!
????? : SIR ME LADY CONSTABLE SHANTI YE EK KIDNAPPING NE HE BAUTH BADI GAME HE AGAR JALDI KUCH NE KIYA THO AUR BHI MASOOM BACHE KIDNAP HOGE
DILIP: WHO THO HUME BHI PATA HE BUT KARE KYA!!!
SHANTI: SIR MENE APNI TARAF SE investigation ki he aur muje pata chala ki yaha dono kidnapping alag he Q ki isse phele jo kidnapping hui usme pese ne mange but isme mange gai he aur aaj who log location bhejne wle he tho aaj hum unko pakad sakte he
Dilip: ha ye sab tho humne bhi pata he but bacho ki Safety!!!
Shanti: sir aab thoda tho risk he na ! !
Drive babu: nahi bilkul risk ne he!!!!
Dilip: kya bol re ho driver babu
Driver babu: sir apko meri puri report cheye tho suniye bet jaiye batata hu!!
Dilip: ok chalo dsp ji jao chai leke aao sab k leye tum pete ho na chai shanti!!?
Shanti: ji bilkul
Dilip: driver babu aap lege chai no sir i am good bus shakkar wala dhood mil jata tho
Dilip: perfect jao Dada ji utho jaao doodh aur sab k leye chai fatafat case solve karna he!! Go go go.....
Dsp: (angrily) ji sir.....
Dilip: beto shanti ha drive babu suru karo!
Driver babu: in bacho ne khud apne aap ko kidnap karvaya he sir jab me apke case file padh ra tha tab kidnapper ne ek bache ki photo bheji thi agar us photo ko hum dhyaan se deke tho uske eek haat me knot jo he who sahi se bhandi hui bhi ne he and ye sara khoon nakli he tho mera maana ye he ki ye kidnapping bus ek publicity stunt he election are he sympathy votes sir hume inke ghar wla ya inke admi se puch k kuch ne melega aaj jab who pese mangai tab une peso k badle raddi wali bag de dege and jese he bache apne pass aai jai na tho bacho ko arrest kar na who sab ugal dege???
Dilip: r u sure isme kuch bhi galat gaya tho bacho ki jaan pe baat aa sakti he! Tum kya keti ho shanti.....
Shanti: Khatra tho he but inki baato me logic tho lag raha he and mene jo investigation
Ki he uss hisab se yaha matter kidnapping ka kabhi tha he ne
Dilip: ye tho muje bhi laga raha tha ok lets go.... Then
Dsp: brings snacks..
Dilip: pe lo dada ji iski zarurat he come on team we got a case to solve!
(Meanwhile at my home)
Me: (yawns) yaar kuch he he ne karne ko
(Read books)
(Play chess)
(Solve rubix cube)
(Someone knock the door)
Me: (look at watch) school khatam hone me tho time he abhi tho kon aya???
(Opens the door)
Old baba: Aham Brahmasmi bhikshan dehi
Me: kuch ne he baba khane ko (yawns)
Baba: ek payala pani tho pela de
Me: thik he aao andar!!
Me: (gives water)
Baba: bhagwan sukhi rake tume balak!!
Me: unme itni takat ne he baba ki muje sukhi rak sake
Baba: asa nahi bolte balak
Me: deko baba me bhagavaan ya bhoot me maanta ne tho ye sab chochle yaha ne chelega apne pani pe liya le lo 5 ka sikka bus jaao aab
Baba: tumere man me bauth se ase prashna he jinka uttar tum dhunda tho chate ho but dhund ne pa re ho ya dhundna chate ne!!
Me:( looks) ye tho har kisi ki life ka problem he bhai niklo na yaar baba me bado ki kafi izzat karta hu
Baba: abhi tho jara hu but ye lo ye dhaga apne pass rako mana ki tum nastik ho iss leye pheno maat sirf rakho zarurat padege iski tume
Me: ok bus le liya mene dhaga aab niklo aap
Baba: bhagwan teri raksha kare!!
Me: (slams the door on his face!! Aur dhaga fek diya dustbin me) chutiye baba pata ne kaha kaha se aa jate he!
(6 hours later in. The evening)
Me: ye dad q ne aai ab tak??????
(Dad arrived)
Dad: hey champ (hugs)
Me: kafi kush lag re ho dad!!
Dad: you were right about that case kidnap ka tha he ne humne pakad liya unko who uski sala tha jisne bacho ko kidnap kiya tha!!
Me: oo how can i miss this election he na sympathy vote k leye kiya hoga ye sab!!!!
Dad: mene bhi bilkul yahi kaha tha sir maan gai!!
Me: thats cool dad ab agae kya?
Dad: chalo bhar chalte he khana khane!!
Dhilon aunty: koi zarurat ne he ji ap dono na mere ghar aa jao vadiya khana tayar he aap haat mo dholo chal putter aja!
Dad : aap q itni takleef leti he miss dhilon!!
Dhilon: isme takleef kaya jii app tho humere apne he!!?
Dad: jii.....
Dhilon: (blush and gone)
Me: come on dad app inse shadi q ne kar lete she likes you and you too like her!
Dad: its not easy beta log kya Kahenge iss umar me shadi!!
Me: dad apki umar he kya he ap 35 k ho aunty 31 yrs ki he perfect jodi ho aap dono!!!
Dad: (laugh) kuch bhi baap ki shadi karane chala padhai pe dhyaan de ghada kahi ka
(dinner over)
Dad: dinner k leye thanks fir melege byee
Me: (teased) byee mom!!!
(Dad give an angry look me nervously chuckle)
(Saturday morning match day)
HHS VS JJ'S
(SCHOOL GROUND)
COACH: mayank is your leg injury is good will you abel to play!!!
Mayank: yes coach!!
Coach: ok. Tho humere starting line up me honge mayank (Gk) ankoor (c) suraj rishab
Gautam nabeel naveen dhruv nakul sagar and Sujal and
humere bench pe hoge varun (gk) vishal shubham ganesh and hussain!
So r we ready!!????
Player: YES SIR
COACH: CAN WE WIN
PLAYERS: YES SIR
COACH: GOOD MATCH ME ABHI 30 MIN HE DRILLS KARO EXERCISE KAR LO BUT LIMIT ME MUJE GAME SE PHELE NAI KOI LADAI NA KOI INJURIES
PLAYERS: YES SIR!
(MEANWHILE THE TWINS)
Siddesh: all set he bhai mic check speaker check crowed bhi decent he!
Survesh: ha gin k 20 log he isko crowed ne group bolte he!!
Siddesh: apka mood fresh abhi hao jai ga tension q lete ho
Survesh: matlab!??
Siddesh: mene metha sisters ko bulaya he!!!
Survesh: q yaar tuje kya maza ata he ye sab karne me!????
Siddesh: kya coffee date tho achi gai na and i think payal apko pasand bhi karti he!!!!
Survesh: sach me!
(Voices from behind)
Payal and rupali: hi champs best of luck!
Siddesh: thanks!!!!
Survesh: Thank you for coming! Game is just about to begin please enjoy!
Rupali: sure
Payal: ok
(Both leaves)
(JJ TEAM MANAGER CAME)
Siddesh: laao do stats !!
Manager: le lo!!
(HHS TEAM MANAGER APPROCH)
Manager: le lo team line up and sheets
Siddesh: ok all set tho announcement kar du!!
JJ manager : wait humere ek 2 players baki he!! Who aa jai fir suru karte he!!
Survesh: Reporting time ho gaya he aab hum announcement de re he you have 10 min more ate he tho thik ue warna jitne he un se start karo
(Meanwhile HHS bench!)
Me: back injury tho thik he na aab?
Mayank: feeling much better ill be fine!!!
Me: ok
Sophie: all the best mayank!!
Mayank: thanks
(Commentators announce)
Siddesh: well well hello every one welcome to the HHS home ground of football its match time HHS VS JJ OLD THE AWAITED CLASH IS ON IN FEW minutes away todays match will be record by JJ college please have a round of a claus fro the Captain of the both team
For toss
Survesh: and the coine is flip HHS CALLED FOR TAILS AND HEADS ITS IS JJ WON THE TOSS AND CHOOSE THE SIDES THE MATCHED WILL BE PLAYED TILL 90 MIN 45 MIN HALF EACH AND EXTRA TIME AND PENALTIES IS ON IT IS AN FRIENDLY MATCH BUT STILL IT WILL BE INTRESTING TO SEE HOW THIS BOTH TEAM PLAYES!
SIDDESH: AND HERE COMES THE STARTING 11 OF THE HOME TEAM
SURVESH: AND HERE COMES THE SQUADS OF AWAY TEAM
SIDDESH: HHS WILL START THE GAME AND REFREE BLOW THE WHISTL MATCH START HHS IS PLAY DEFENCIVE THE PASSES ARE ACCURATE GOING SLOW
SURVESH: JJ TRYING TO TAKE BALL BUT NOT HAPPENING HHS IS KEEPING THE BALL POSSESSION
SIDDESH: AND HERE HHS PASSES THE BALL TO THE GOAL KEEPER MAYANK MAYANK SHOOT AND TH BALL IS WITH JERSEY NO 7
HE DRIBBLE THE BALL PASS THE DEFENC AND SHOOTS AND ITS... A GOAL KICK LUCKY NOT TO SCORE INCHES AWAY FROM GOAL....
Survesh: JJS goal keeper is taking time to shoot the ball he shoot.... Straight to the striker ...
Siddesh: STRIKER SHOOTS AND ITS A GOAL...... ITS WAS A QUICK GOAL BY JJ THE DID EVEN GET THE CLUE WHAT JUST HAPPEN ITS WAS GOLI TO STRIKER AND STRIKER CONVERT IN TO A GOAL
Survesh: OMG WHAT AN QUICK GOAL JJ TAKE LEAD IN FIRST 10 MIN
SIDDESH: BALL IS WITH THE HHS THEY ARE NOT GIVING AWAY THE BALL PASSES ARE ACCURATE NO MISTAKES BALL IS WITH MID FIELDER PASS TO STRIKER STRIKER DRIBBLE AND TRIES THE LONG RANGE AND SAVE BY GOLI AND GOAN FRO A CORNER!!!
SURVESH: CAN HHS USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SCORE A GOAL OR WASTE IT
SIDDESH: PLAYES HIT THE BALL IN THE BOX JJ MID FIELDER GOT THE BALL...
O MY GOD LOOK HOW HE TAKE THAT SPRINT TOWARDS THE GOAL DRIBBLE THE DEFENDER OF HHS SHOOTS AND... SAVE BY MAYANK
SURVESH: MAYANK QUICKLY STARTS THE GAME AND BALL IS WITH DEFENDER
DEFENDER TO MID FIELDER
MID TO STRIKER
STRIKER TO DEFENDER
DEFENDER TO GOLI
GOLI TO MID
MID TO DEFEND
DEFEND TO STRIKER
SIDDESH; HOW GOOD AND ACCURATE THE PASSES ARE....
(MEANWHILE IN STANDS)
ME: me bol ra hu har ne wle he ye lo 7- 4 se gai he Match
Naina: saale acha ne bol. Sakta tho moo band kar na chutiya kahi ka
Sophie: arye please yaar match Dekhne do chup karo dono
SIDDESH: MATCHE IS GETTING INTRESTED JJ HAVE THE BALL DRIBBLE AGAINST THE MID BLOCKERS
SURVESH: PASSES TO STRIKER....STRIKER DRIBBLE THE THE BALL AND SHOOTS ..
... ... .. AND SAVED BY MAYANK
SIDDESH: CURRENTLY BOTH THE GAOL KEEPER ARE STARS MAYANK IS ONLY 15 YRS OLD YET HE IS THE YOUNGEST PLAYER OF THE TEAM AND A PERMENENT KEEPER!!
SURVESH: THIS IS NOT TRUE ANY MORE ABDUL HUSSAIN THE STRIKER IS THE YOUNGEST PLAYER IN THE SQUADS 14 YRS OLD STD 6
SIDDESH: O YEHA HHS ALWAYS INVEST IN YOUTH IN FACT ALL THE PLAYER FROM HHS HAVE COMPLETED MORE THEN 3 YEARS IN THE TEAM
SURVESH: WHERE AS IN THE JJS THE ARE ALL NO NEW FACES ITS LIKE WE ARE LOOKING YOUNG VS EXPERIENCE LETS SE WHO WINS
SIDDESH: BUT CURRENTLY JJ ARE COMPLETELY DOMINATING THE HHS I MEAN LOOK. AT THE STATS
HHS
3 SHOOTS 3 ON TARGET
1 CORNER NOT CONVERTED
NO FOULS
NO YELLOW OR RED
SURVESH: WHERE AS THE STATS OF JJ ARE
7 SHOOT 6 ON TARGET ANE ONE CONVERTED IN TO A GAOL
NO CORNER
NO FOULS
NO CARDS
35 MIN UP SO FAR MATCH IS IN ONE / ZERO
AND THE STRIKER OF SHOOT.... HITS THE CROSS BAR AND A MARVELOUS HEADER CONVERTED IN TO A GOAL...
SIDDESH: DID YOU SEE THAT WHAT AN AMAZING GOAL MAYANK JUMP BUT GONE BALL GONE FOR CROSS BAR AND STRIKER JUMP FOR HEADER AND GOAL....
Survesh: the score are 2-0 HHS ARE DISAPPOINTED....
SIDDESH: O HHS START THE GAME MID FIELDER TO DEFENDER... OH NO ITS INTER-SEPTED BY THE STRIKER AND HE SHOOTS..... AND ..... THAT AN AMAZING CROSS BAR GOAL ITS WAS CLOSE TO MISSING BUT THE WOOD WORK ON THE STRIKERS SIDE CONVERTED IN TO GOAL
POOR DEFENCE BY HHS 15 min LEFT FOR FIRST HALF WILL THEY COPE UP AND SCORE!!??
SURVESH: ITS PRITTY MUCH THOUGHT NOW COME BACK FROM 3 NEIL IS NOT EASY
HHS ON ATTACKS STRIKER SHOOT IN TOP CORNER AND ITS A GOAL .... BUT WAIT..... ITS AN OFF SIDE FLAG GOES UP PLAYER ARE ANGRY THE ARE NOT LISTENING TO THE REFREE THEY WANT THIS GOAL DESPERATELY!?
SIDDESH: O YEHA REFREE DISAGREES AND GOAL NOT GIVEN!!!
(MEANWHILE AT STANDS)
ME: ohhh that was a close call!!??
Sophie: hume goal. Q ne mila
Me: off side ek asa rule he jaha player had se zayada age ne ja sakte who ek thara ka foul he ek Specify line follow karni padte he ...
Naina: ook tho!
Me: tho yaa who excited hoke line se agee nikal gaya hoga or maybe its not i was pritty much close i can say field pe hota tho shyad bata deta!!
Sophie: chalo na pass se jake Dekhte he!!
Naina: ok!!?
SIDDESH: BALL US WITH JJS STRIKER HE DRIBBLE THE BALL THROUGH THE DEFENCE AND ONLY MAYANK LEFT HE SHOOT AND MAYANK SAFE IT!
SURVESH: OHHH LOOKS LIKE SOME CUSSES EXCHANGED BETWEEN MAYANK AND STRIKER OHH.... ITS NOT GOOD LADAI KI KOSHISH REFREE STOPS IT A WARNING TO THE JJ STRIKER NOT SO GOOD PLAY SO FAR 5 MIN LEFT IN FOR ENDING THE FIRST HALF!!
SIDDESH: BALL IS WITH JJS MIDDLE BLOCKER DRIBBLE THE BALL TAKLE BY DEFENCE PASSED THE MID BLOCKER FOULS COMMIT ADVANTAGE GIVEN BY REF!! FOUL AGAIN ITS A YELLO CARD FRO THE MID BLOCKER OF JJ ITS THE FIRST CARD OF THE MATCH AND IT YELLOW!!
SURVESH: NASTY PLAY AFTER THAT FIGHT FREE KICK HIT BY DEFENDER STRAIGHT TO STRIKER ... SHOOTS AND SAVE BY JJ GOLI
SIDDESH: ONCE AGAIN GOLI SHOOT DIRECTLY TO STRIKER AND ITS STRIKER AND MAYANK ONE ON ONE ANOTHER STRIKER
JOINS AND SHOOT MANIPULATING MAYANK AND DEFENDER COME FRO. THE BALL AND SHOOT OOO.... BUT A BODY PUSH BY ANOTHER STRIKER TO MAYANK BUT STILL ITS NO GOAL BALL IS SAFE!???
SURESH: WHAT A DEDICATION SID SEE MAYANK IS NOT LEAVING THE BALL YELLOW CARD FOR THE FOUL PLAY AND SECOND WARNING REF BLOWS THE WHISTLE AND ITS THE END OF FIRST HALF!!
SIDDESH: OO LOOK MAYANK LEGS IS BLEEDING!!! HE IS NOT ABLE TO WALK PROPERLY SUCH A DIRTY PLAY BY JJS
JJ TENTS!??
COACH: WHAT THE FUCK. WAS THAT HUM LEAD ME HE THO MAINTAINED RAKO NA YE BACKCHODI Q KAR RE HO BIN FALTU KI FRIENDLY MATCH ME YELLOW CARD SHARAM NE ATI ZARA BHI????
PLAYERS: SORRY COACH!!
COACH: PLAY WITH DIGNITY PLAY LIKE MENS NOT LIKE ANIMALS UNKA GOLI 7 ME HE KITANA TALANTED HE AUR TUM GHADE 10 ME GAI BUT AKAL ABHI BHI GHOOTNO ME HE
PLAYER 1: SIR WHO EK SAAL FAIL HUVA HE
COACH: THO FIR BHI ABHI 8 ME HOTA NA
KYA TANTAPA LAGA RAKA HE JAO AND FAIR KHELO NAI THO KARTA HU SUBSTITUTE TUM LOGO KO!!
(MEANWHILE HHS TENT!!)
VARUN: COACH I AM READY SUBSTITUTE BOL K AAO!??
Coach: badi jaldi he beta Mayank kya tu khel sakega???
Mayank: yes coach i am fine but fir bhi goal chute he tho varun ko substitute kar lena ok
Coach: seek nalayak iss kuch Tujhse Chhota hai fir bhi Kitni acchi baten karta hai
Sophie: sir kya me andar aao!!
Coach: who r u???
Naina and me: sir mayank k dost kam classmate kam medic
Coach: aa jao team form up Strategy discuss kar lete he (show on board)
Me: tu ne khel sakega bro applies band ads and cream
Mayank: pata he bro flow flow me Coach ko bola. Tho he ki GAOL ne bacha paya tho varun ko bula le but aab gand fat re he!!
Sophie: kuch karo na dude iske leye please!!
Me: tere pass extra Jersey hai goalkeeper ki!
Mayank: ha he but uska kya bhar mera bag he usme he!!
Me; naina leke aao!!??
Naina: ok tera Bag konsa he??
Mayank: bhar black colour he!! Red bottel he side me Steel ki
Me:ok sophie jao madam dolphy ko bula laao
Coach: all set break khatam lets go!!!
Mayank: ek min coach (slowly to me) bhai tu karne kya wala he!??
Me: dek game start hote tu ball tent k peechhe aai asa kuch karna i will swap with you!
Mayank: abey pagal ho gaya he kya tu kisi ne pakad liya tho aur tera chera sab ko pata chal jaiga na!!
Me: ne pata chelega tu ja me sab sambhal luga!!!!
(Naina me pura bag he leke aai ge ye lo)
Coach: Mayank r u ok hum chele
Mayank: yes Coach!
SIDDESH: OO BRO LEG INJURIE MAYANK KO ADVANTAGE HO SAKTA HE JJ KO LANGDA RE HE THODA MAYANK KYA WHO KHEL SAKEGE PURA SECOND HALF YA SUBSTITUTE GOLI KO ANA PADEGA!!!
SURVESH: WELL YE THO AB SAB MATCH ME PATA CHAL HE NA JAIGA?!??
SIDDESH: OK THO LETS BEGIN WITH THE SECOND HALF WITH THE SCORES OF 3 - 0
SURVESH: CAN THEY MAKE A COME BACK FROM 3-0
SIDDESH: SECOND HALF WHISTLE BLOW MATCHED STARTED ITS GOOD THEY ARE NOT PLAYING ROUGH NOW!!! BALL IS WITH THE STRIKER TAKE A CHANCE LONG SHOOT OOO HIT DIRECTLY ON THE NOSE OF MAYANK!!! HOPE ANY THIS NO SERIOUS ITS WAS A LONG WAY OUT BUT STILL ITS WAS ON THE NOSE SO CAN'T SAY ANY THING!!!
SURVESH: REF STOP THE MATCH AND NO SUBSTITUTE FOR GOLI IS CALL I THIK THE COACH WANTS MAYANK TO CONTINUES LETS SEE RARE SITUATION GOLI IS INJURED REF HAS GIVE HIM 5 MI ANR LOOK WHO HERE MADAM DOLPHY OUR WISE PRINCIPLE IS HERE GUYS CLAPS FOR HERE
(CROWED CALP)
MAM: OHH... R U OK BETA
COACHE: LETS CALL A SUB!!!!
MAYANK: SIR ITS ABOUT A GAOL SIR PLEASE
COACH: FUCK THIS MATCH TUME KUCH HO GAYA THO TUME KAFI UMMEED LAGAYA HE MAYANK TAKE REST
MAM : ILL HANDLE IT COACH YOU GO TEAM NEED YOU THERE USS THIS 5 MIN PROPERLY
ME: (PULLS MAYANK IN THE TENT!!) LA SHOES DE JALDI!!
MAYANK: BHAI GADBAD HO JAI ME MAAN MERI BAAT
ME: DON WORRY ILL HANDLE IT MERI TSHIRT AND SHORTS WHA HE CHANCE KAR MASK PHEN AUR STANDS ME CHELE JA MATCH KHATAM HONE ME JAB 10 MI HO TAB CHANGE KAR K WAIS ANA ME INJURIES K ADDED TIME ME BALL YAHA TENT K PASS DALUGA AND WE WILL SWAP OK
MAYANK: TUJE GOAL KEEPING ATI THO HE NA
ME: GOAL. GAYA BHI. THO VARUN HE NA BHAI TU REST KAR YAAR JAA MAM PLEASE SAMJAO ISKO
MAM: BETA REST KARO
MAYANK: MAM AAP KESE AA GAI ISKI BATO ME!!??
MAM: FUTURE SON IN LAW HE MERA BATE THO MANNI PADEGE NA!!!
ME : (GIVE A LOOK)
MAM: JUST KIDDING NOW GO CHANGE KAR LO
ME : (PUTS COTTON ON NOSE AND COVER FACE WITH HANDKERCHIEF) laao who patti do white color ki!!???
Ok all set sophie red juice ki bottles leke aai jesa kaha tha???
Sophie: ha done he sab
Mayank: all the best!!
SIDDESH: OOH LOOK .... GHAYAL SHER AA GAYA HE WAPIS GROUND PE AB LETS SE YE KESE KHELTE HAI!!
SURVESH: AB DEKHANA WLI BAAT YE HE KI YE Khelenge KESE
COACH: YE FACE COVER Q???
SOPHIE: BLEEDING RUK NE RE HE THO COTTON DALA NE NAAK ME AND RUMAL SUPPORT K LEYE!!
COACHE: MAYANK I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR SIGNAL JAB BHI LAGE NE HO RA THO SUBS K LEYE BOL DENA!!!
ME AS MAYANK VOICE: OK COACH!!
(WALK ON FIELD)
EVERYBODY SHOUTING MAYANK MAYANK MAYANK MAYANK MAYANK MAYANK
GO GO MAYANK GO GO GO MAYANK....
SURVESH: CROWDED ME JITNE BHI LOG HE SAB MAYANK KO SUPPORT KAR RE HE
STILL 3 -0 HOW CAN HHS WILL MAKE A COME BACK!
SIDDESH: ITS WAS A CORNER FIR JJ WILL THEY CONVERT OR NOT ...
HERE COME THE BALL IN BOX... AND WHAT JUST HAPPEN......
MAYANK JUMP HIGH AND GRABS THA BALL LIKE NOTHING!!!!
SURVESH: WOW I WAS LIKE 3 FEET JUMP!!!
THE PLAYERS AND COACHES ARE SHOCKED AS WELL!!?
SIDDESH: MAYANK KICK THE BALL DIRECTLY TO THE STRIKER STRIKER AIMS AT THE TOP CORNER AND GOAL!!!! QUICK GOAL LIKE JJS HHS STILL HAVE A HOPE TO WIN THIS MATCH SOME HOW OOO BUT LOOK AT THAT
SURVESH: MAYANK IS STILL IN THE PAIN WILL HE ABLED TO KEEP UP HIM. SELF MORE 40 MIN LETS SE!!
REAL MAYANK IN CROWED: WHAT A KICK AND JUMP ITNI DOOR TAK THO ME NE MAAR SAKTA BALL!! NOT BAD DUDE!
(NEAR THE TENTS)
SOPHIE:SHOWS OFF AND DRAMEBAZ
NAINA: YE ITNA ACHA KAB BAN GAYA FOOTBALL ME!
ME: (IN MY MIND) GAME IS ON FUCKERS BRING IT )
Oh YES THAT WAS AWESOME AS I PROMIS THERE IS FOOTBAL AND CHESS ACTION
WILL HHS CAN ABLE TO COME AND WIN THE MATCH 3 CHEATERS ARE BUSTED CAN THE GET A SERIOUS PUNISHMENT???? AND WHO IS MOTILAL!!! WILL TANU AND AKKI CAN GET MARRY! AND MANY MORE QUESTION BUT FOR THE ANSWER WAIT FOR CHAPTER 4
SPOILER ALERT: IN NEXT CHAPTER SOPHIE IS GOING TO ASK ME FOR THE HELP SHE NEEDED NAINA HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE (PS NOT ON ME) WILL SHE ABLE TO TELL HIM THAT HOW SHE FEELS AND BONUS CONTENT IS RUBIX CUBE ACTION PLUS LITTE BIT TEASE OF VOLLY BALL AND CRICKET AND BADMINTON......
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