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Blue's stomach was a fluttering mess again as he followed his charming prince of a boyfriend out of the park and onto the street again.
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Coconut let the silence settle over them as he walked farther down the street, his boyfriend in tow. He stopped at a large building that was covered in blinding lights. "This is it!"
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Blue gawked up at the bright lights and then at the people crowding the entrance. He felt queasy and stepped closer to Coconut, clenching his jaw. "Where are we meeting Jackie and Char?"
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"Inside. Someone will lead us to our VIP room and they'll be there." Coconut pushed past the crowd, holding Blue's hand a little tighter so as to not lose him. He walked up to one of the security guards and showed his tickets. The man nodded and stepped aside for Coconut and Blue to pass. Another man led Coconut to their private room.
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Before going in, the man blocked the door and held up a hand. "Hang on, Coconut." They obviously knew each other.
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Coconut huffed. "Yeah?"
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"You had two tickets. One for Jackie and one for you. Well, there were only two seats available and they're being used at the moment. Jackie and some girl."
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"Ah. Well, that's fine."
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"Mmm. No, it's not. Two tickets, two seats, two people."
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"Ay! Jackie!" Coconut yelled. A few moments later, the door opened wide.
"Yuno! Great, you made it. Come in." Jackie smiled and gestured to them.
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"No way." The dude blocked the door. "If you're going in with a plus one, you'll have to give me a little something extra.
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"Do you really want to try us? Both of us are boxers," Jackie said in annoyance.
"Yeah, and I have to get settled so I can go challenge the champion in a few minutes," Coconut added, sending a scowl the man's way.
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The guy rolled his eyes. "Look, I'm only trying to do my job...but I suppose I can let this slide. Go on in. Whatever." He stepped aside. The room was fancy but small. It reminded Blue of one of those rooms the royals would buy at a play to watch from above to represent their status in power. It was sort of like a balcony overlooking the arena and the boxing ring below. Blue noticed immediately what the bouncer had been talking about. Sure enough, there were only two seats. Char was sitting in one of them.
"Blue!" She stood up and ran to him. She grabbed his hands and they gabbed like lost friends. "Where did you get that necklace?!" Her eyes were wide.
Blue was suddenly bashful. "Oh, it's just... Coconut was trying to…"
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Coconut walked up behind him and smiled. "I was trying to make him feel less nervous."
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Blue blushed and then looked at the seats and turned around to face Coconut. "That guy was right. There are only two seats. Jackie and Char were here first so I wouldn't mind standing."
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Jackie chuckled. "No, I'm sure Char wouldn't mind sitting on my lap, and I don't think Coconut would mind you sitting on his."
Coconut caught on and smirked, wrapping his arms around Blue and saying, "You don't mind sitting on my lap, do you, Angel?"
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Blue's eyebrows jumped and his face flared. "What? No. There is no way I am going to sit on your lap." he pushed off of him and folded his arms. "Right, Char?"
She was already smiling and sitting on top of Jackie in the chair sideways, her arms wrapped around their neck. "What? Oh. Sorry Blue, but uh...Jackie and I sort of got close while you were gone." She bit her lip.
"Of course you did." Blue deadpanned.
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"Come on, Angel." Coconut leaned close to his ear. "You weren't so shy at the restaurant," he whispered teasingly.
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"Shut up. You can't make me." Blue's face tomatoed and he turned quickly away, leaning his hands against the railing and looking down at the ring and the gathering crowd while trying to hide his smile.
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Coconut huffed. "Yes, I can." Coconut pulled Blue backward and settled down into his seat with Blue on his lap.
"Hah, he got you good, Blue," Jackie snickered.
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Blue hadn't been redder. "Coconut!" Alarmed, he twisted from in his hold but found no escape. "You are so going to pay for this." He growled.
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"Mhm, sure," Coconut purred, resting his chin on Blue's shoulder so he could see the ring.
Jackie wrapped their arm around Char and pulled her closer. "Guess Blue's a little stubborn, huh?"
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Char giggled. "He's always been that way. Blue, learn to give in a little. I'm sure you'd enjoy it."
Blue glared at them. "Oh sure, give in and enjoy? Never." He folded his arms and turned his head away from Coconut's which rested on his shoulder.
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"Your friend's right, Angel. Don't you like me showing my affection?" Coconut asked with a smirk.
Jackie's eyebrows raised. "Dating already? I didn't think you'd be getting in a relationship anytime soon, Yuno."
Coconut gave them a sour look. "Well, you thought wrong."
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Char reached over and kicked Coconut with her foot. "Watch how you look at my tiger."
Blue put his hands on the arms of the chair.
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"I'll look at Jackie however I like, princess." Coconut stuck his tongue out at her.
Jackie seemed completely unconcerned with the nickname. "Char, let it be. It was my fault, I poked at something I shouldn't have." They didn't elaborate.
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"Don't ever call me princess again- Blue's the princess." Her eyes were mean, she practically bared her teeth at him like a mad dog. She turned her attention back to the ring. The first match was just about to begin.
Blue shot her a look but she didn't see it.
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"I mean, I can't disagree with that, Blue's my beautiful Angel," Coconut purred while nuzzling into Blue's neck. "But I think I'll keep my nicknames, princess."
"You're fighting Bane after these, right?" Jackie asked Coconut curiously. He only nodded and hummed.
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"Is that Bane?" Blue stood slightly and sat down again, pushing himself closer against Coconut.
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"No. He'll come out on the ring after this and say I challenged him."
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"Hm." Blue ignored the nerves squirming in his gut and focused on how it felt for Coconut to hold him in his lap like this, and then he thought of something deliciously evil. Blue turned his head to the side. "Coconut?" His voice was quiet, only meant for him.
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"Yes, Angel?" Coconut answered with a smile.
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"Come closer." He wanted to whisper in his ear. He put his hands on Coconut's which were still around his waist, holding him down like a seat belt.
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"Okay?" Coconut leaned closer and pressed his chest against Blue's back.
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Blue whispered in his ear while slowly moving his hips back and forth. "Was this what you had in mind when you thought about me sitting on your lap?"
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Coconut smirked, deciding to play along with his little game. "No, but I can't say I don't like it."
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Blue grumbled. "Well, you're not supposed to." He continued his hips movement, feeling Coconut's bulge poke him and then felt his own growing.
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Coconut hummed. "How could I? It feels good coming from you, Angel," Coconut teased, nipping his ear.
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Blue became stiff and he sharply gasped, then froze.
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Coconut's smirk grew and he let his hands slip a little lower, rubbing over Blue's crotch subtly. "What's wrong, Angel?
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Blue hadn't thought this far and wished he hadn't started this because he couldn't see it ending well. "Coconut." His whisper was a labored breath, but also a strict warning. "You better stop this right now or else I'm going to come in your boxers. What are you going to do then?"
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"Hm. The real question is what are you going to do? I guess you'd just have to hope no one notices." Coconut massaged Blue a little harder.
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Blue gasped and then whined in fear. "No, Coconut, please."
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Coconut stifled a groan. "Damn, you're hot when you beg." Coconut stopped touching Blue and glanced over at Jackie and Char. They were too absorbed into the match to realize what was happening. With a split-second decision, Coconut slipped his arms under Blue and stood up, holding him like a princess. After making sure Jackie and Char didn't notice, he fled from the room and into the bathroom across the hall.
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"Coconut, what are you doing?" Blue sounded frantic.
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Coconut set Blue down and pushed him so his back was against the wall. "Continuing where we left off. What else?" He let his hand wander back down to where it was only a minute ago, resuming his actions.
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"Right here? Right now?" Blue looked around, luckily it looked as if they were the only ones in the bathroom.
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"Yes," Coconut growled softly, slipping his hand into Blue's pants and grasping him.
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Blue gasped and moaned. "At- At least…" He put his hands on Coconut's chest. "We should at least hide in a stall just in case…"
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"Fine." Coconut pulled Blue into a stall and locked the door behind them, turning around and roughly pulling down Blue's pants and boxers before pushing him to sit on the toilet.
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Blue didn't know what to do in this situation, he just tried his best to ignore his very obvious boner. "Coconut this is so inappropriate. We're in public." But that only turned Blue on even more.
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"But you want it, right?" Coconut asked, plopping down to his knees in front of Blue and making sure he had consent before continuing.
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Blue's breathing was already erratic. "I've never had this before." Blue's blush was glowing. "Hurry up before someone comes in."
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Coconut smirked and put his hands on Blue's knees and spread his legs, scooting in between them. He lightly grabbed Blue's erection with one hand and used the other to grip Blue's hip. He slowly moved his hand up and down while licking the tip and looking up at Blue seductively.
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The sensations along with Coconut's facial expressions were too much for him to bear so Blue covered his face with his hands as he squeaked in pleasure, doing his best to stifle his loud moans.
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Coconut hummed and wrapped his lips around the tip of Blue and sucked lightly, tightening the grip he had with his hand.
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Blue squeezed his legs together and let a loud moan slip from his lips before clapping a hand over his mouth and biting his tongue.
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Coconut slid his head down on Blue's length all the way and hollowed out his cheeks, moving his other hand so that he was gripping both of Blue's hips and began massaging them.
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"AAH!" Blue's hands flew to Coconut's head. Not caring to control his voice or breathing anymore. But just as he did so, it felt like Blue's heart stopped dead in his chest. Someone had opened the door to the restroom.
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In almost an instant, Coconut removed his mouth from Blue and kissed him roughly, returning to giving him a handjob instead.
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Blue inhaled deeply, trying his best to stifle his moans. He lifted his legs and scooted backward onto the toilet and away from Coconut. "They'll see our feet." He dared to whisper beneath his breath.
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Coconut shushed him by connecting their lips again, standing up so he wasn't on his knees and had to lean down to keep kissing Blue.
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As he kissed Coconut, Blue listened to the sounds of the stranger in the bathroom with them. They were using the urinals across from the bathroom stalls, and Blue could see the man's back through the crack in the door. "He's. Right. There, Coconut. And you're still at this?" He whispered, deathly afraid.
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"Quiet," Coconut growled the command in a whisper.
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Blue dug his nails into Coconut's arms and glared at him, pulling his lips away.
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"What?"
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Blue watched the man finish up and then wash his hands. He used the noise of the water to cover his whisper. "I'm mad at you, that's what." His length was throbbing.
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Coconut huffed and rolled his eyes. "Because I'm jerking you off?"
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"YES!" He whisper-shouted then shook his head. "I mean no. You pulled me out of your freaking boxing match show thing and into this bathroom with a total stranger just so that you could…" He trailed off, his opinion on the matter changing. "Nevermind, it's actually quite flattering." He kissed Coconut lovingly.
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Coconut smiled and kissed him back. "Good."
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It appeared they had been successful in keeping quiet while the man was in the bathroom because he left without saying a word.
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Coconut broke the kiss with a smirk. "Finally." He got back on his knees and pulled Blue's legs down and apart, continuing what he had been doing before that guy interrupted him.
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"Coconut…" Blue moaned as he got back to work. He gripped his head. "What are we going to do when I have to come?" He mewled, his face pleading.
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"You're going to come in my mouth," Coconut said, removing his head for only a moment before pushing it back down even further than the last time.
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"Wha-" He broke off into a high-pitched moan and threw his head back. "We never did that…" his words were faint as he was lost in ecstasy.
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Coconut sunk his head down further and sucked hard, reaching up to pinch one of Blue's nipples and using his other hand to cup his jingle bells and massage them.
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"A-Ah," Blue felt himself threatening to explode. His body literally shook as he tried his hardest to contain himself. "C-Coconut, I can't…"
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Coconut only sped up. He didn't stop and waited until Blue reached his high, which he knew was pretty soon.
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Blue leaned over, gripping Coconut's head before bursting inside of Coconut's mouth with an almost joyous groan. And then he leaned back, sweating and panting. "Coconut…" He whispered.
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Coconut swallowed, wiping his mouth, and looked up with a smirk. "Did you enjoy that, Angel?"
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Blue's body was shaking from the shock of his pleasure but he managed to kick him hard in his gut. "Yes."
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Coconut gasped for air and nearly fell. "What was that for?" he asked, his face clearly displaying pain.
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Blue grabbed his face and leaned down to kiss him. "For making me like you….and the things you do to me."
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Coconut huffed but kissed back. When he pulled away he stood up. "Now get out of here. I have to get rid of my problem then go down to the ring."
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Blue didn't move from where he was sitting, only reached up and tugged at Coconut's waistline. "I can get rid of that problem." He huskily whispered while staring up at him submissively.
Just then, a voice broke over the intercom calling for Yuno's appearance in the ring.
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"Fuck," Coconut whispered under his breath. "Either you better get on it or I'm gonna have to fight with a boner."
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Blue stood, their faces inches apart in the enclosed space of the stall. "Looks like you'll have to fight with an aching crotch if you're going to talk to me like that." Blue pulled his pants up.
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Coconut scoffed. "Then once again I'll have to jack off instead," Coconut growled, pulling his sweatpants and boxers down to his mid-thigh, exposing his hard-on for Blue to see.
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Embarrassed, Blue looked away with a red face and rolled his eyes. "No, you don't have time! You have a boxing match!" Blue leaned down and pulled his sweatpants up for him.
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Coconut growled, shoving them back down. "I have a few minutes. If you aren't going to help me, let me deal with it and you go back to the room, here's the key."
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Blue glared at him. "Fine." He wrapped his hand around Coconut's standing rock hard length and slowly rubbed up and down, gazing lustfully into his eyes.
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Coconut let out a soft moan. "So you are going to help me then, Angel?"
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"Shut up." Blue stomped on his foot. "We don't have much time so you better come quickly."
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Coconut grunted. "I'll try my best."
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"Oh my god." Blue kissed him with pink ears as he jerked Coconut harshly, he was hot in his hand.
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Coconut moaned into the kiss and bucked his hips a little. "Fuck… bite me… bite me like before."
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Blue pulled away and then bit him just above the collarbone, sucking on his skin while gripping his rod tighter and rubbing faster. "Fucking masochist."
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Coconut cried out in pleasure, gripping Blue's neck tightly. "I-I'm not a masochist… probably..."
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Blue bit Coconut's ear then growled, "Don't you dare come in my mouth." Then he slid down Coconut and onto his knees. Before touching his length again, he licked tentatively at his balls, reminding himself of a cat.
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Coconut took a sharp intake of breath and stumbled backwards a little, using the stall's wall to hold him up. He grabbed a handful of Blue's hair and let his head fall back.
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Blue unleashed a spark of his fiery attitude into a bite on Coconut's genitals. Then he licked slowly up his length and took him into his mouth.
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"Shit! You'd better stop that if you don't want me to come in your mouth," Coconut snarled, barely able to keep himself together.
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"Don't you dare." Blue glared up at him and gave Coconut's balls a squeeze with a malicious smirk.
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Coconut also glared down at him. "Then what will you do when I come?"
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Blue looked to the side as if he were thinking and then he ripped off a handful of toilet paper from the nearby roll and covered Coconut's length with it.
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Coconut whined. "Your skin feels better. So does your mouth."
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Blue shot him daggers before yanking hard on his length. "Like I said, we're in a hurry."
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Coconut winced but let out a moan. "Yeah, yeah."
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Blue decided to be nice and so he slipped one hand beneath the toilet paper and delicately continued in long gentle strokes. Hoping Coconut would ease into the orgasm and that would lessen the afterward mess. Blue bit his lip and stared up at Coconut. "How's this? Hm?" He smiled cockily.
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"It's-It's not enough… please, Angel," Coconut begged, his tone pleading and his breathing heavy.
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"Oh?" Blue let go of him, an expression of satisfied surprise on his face. "Your begging sounds awfully submissive, Coconut. Are you sure you're dominant in this relationship?"
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Coconut's eyes hardened and he curled his lips. Using the hand he still had tangled in Blue's hair, he yanked him back. "You haven't seen dominance yet, love."
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Something flared inside of Blue. He raised an eyebrow. "I haven't? Is that because you aren't?" Blue snaked his arms around Coconut and grabbed his ass. Remembering how much he hated that. Blue was only teasing, poking at the bear to draw it out of it's cave.
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Coconut snarled. "You're really asking for it, Angel. Unless you want more than a few visible marks, you'd better let go of my ass and hurry up."
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Blue's hands retreated and he raised off his knees and then whispered in his ear. "Maybe you should just give it to me already if I'm asking for it."
There was another call for Yuno on the intercom.
"Hm. Never mind. Our time is up." he tried to push past him.
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"Stop." Coconut grabbed Blue's arm and yanked him back. "This time, you'd better finish what you started," he growled, his tone practically daring Blue to leave him again.
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Blue didn't leave Coconut's gaze, his expression still. "Even if it's going to make you late?"
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"Yes, even if it's going to make me late." Coconut shoved Blue to the ground in front of him again.
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Still looking at him, Blue's eyebrows jumped and he shrugged, pretending as if he didn't care. "Fine. Whatever you desire." He enveloped Coconut's rod again and was very careful about how he pleasured him, moving his tongue in a swirling motion around his tip, and bobbing his head up and down. He assumed Coconut was going to make this last so he took his sweet time, hoping that his opponent would grow tired of the wait and see his no-show as a forfeit.
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Coconut hummed in pleasure. "Bite me again." Coconut looked down at Blue and ran his fingers through his hair. "You're so beautiful," he suddenly complimented.
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Blue looked up with his eyes as he bit down hard, sliding his tongue along his length at the same time.
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"FUCK!! I'm gonna come!" Coconut bit his lip and threw his head back.
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Blue slipped off of him. "Perfect timing." He licked his lips. "I think your boxing match is over." Deciding to be nice, he filled his mouth with Coconut's rod again. Blue moaned into Coconut's erection, hoping the vibration would set him off.
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"Shit! I'm coming!" Coconut bucked his hips and yelled in pleasure, reaching his release with the vibration.
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Blue's eyes widened as Coconut's hot webs filled his cheeks, stifling a gasp. He yanked his head off of him, holding a hand to his mouth as he froze with the strange substance still in his mouth, seemingly not knowing what to do with it or wanting for it to slide down his throat.
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Panting, Coconut barely managed to say, "Sp-Spit it in the toilet…"
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Blue did more than that, he turned around and vomited his guts out into the toilet bowl. "Damn it, Coconut." He said between retches.
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"Hell. It's not that bad." Coconut slowly caught his breath and pulled his pants back up. "Thanks, Angel."
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Blue pulled himself together and whirled around on him, slamming Coconut's shoulders against the stall door. He looked Coconut sternly in the eyes.
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"Uh… Angel?" Coconut asked, too relaxed to try and fight back.
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"Don't do the match."
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"Why not? I thought you were okay with it."
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"No. I'm not. I'm scared."
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Coconut looked at him with a small smile. "Please don't be scared, it makes me feel like I'm doing my job wrong."
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Blue raised an eyebrow. "What job?"
Then over the intercom, the announcer warned Yuno he had two minutes before they considered his no show a forfeit.
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Coconut looked up and then back down at Blue. "Being your boyfriend, of course. I'm supposed to make sure you're happy and safe. But I have to go, Angel, sorry." He pushed Blue off of him and gave him a quick kiss before rushing out of the bathroom, running down to the room he was summoned to.
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Blue chased after him, struggling to zip his fly as he did so. "Coco- Yuno! Stop, please!"
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Coconut looked back at him sadly and slowed to a stop. "Go back to the room, Angel, I don't want Blaize to get to you while I'm not here. Please. And if anything, come with me, just… don't stay alone."
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"Fine. I'll go with you." Blue grabbed his hand.
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Coconut let out a sigh of relief and pulled Blue along with him the rest of the way to the room. He burst through the door. "I'm here! I'm here."
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There was some dude with a clipboard and headpiece microphone thing that yelled at him and then a couple of other big looking dudes pulled him away from Blue and took Coconut into what looked like a locker room. "Wait!" Blue tried to get to Coconut but one of the security guards told him it was for boxers only.
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Coconut looked back at Blue worriedly, but prayed for all of those security guards to be able to protect him. He turned around and got dressed into his normal kick boxing gear. It was only a black tank top with some matching blacksweatpants, along with feet and hand wraps. He shook his head and looked back at Blue one last time before heading out the other door in the locker room and into the small tunnel where boxers and stuff would come out to be cheered on. The people who noticed him yelled with excitement, but most didn't.
"Aw, I guess scrawny little rich kid was a no-show! That's too bad I was hoping I'd get to smash his face in!" Was the first thing Coconut heard Senku say. He just rolled his eyes.
Coconut nodded at a few of the staff members and made his way to the ring, grabbing onto one of the ropes and expertly and gracefully ducking into the ring. He came up behind Senku and snatched the microphone from his hand, sneering at him when he turned around and looked up. Yes, Coconut was taller than Bane, by five inches at least. Coconut hummed into the microphone. "Scrawny little rich kid, huh?" he asked with a smirk.
Bane glared at him when the crowd "ooo"ed. He gestured at the staff for another microphone and one was thrown to him. "Yeah, scrawny little rich kid." He repeated himself. "I can't believe you actually showed up, did you have to change your pants after you wet yourself in fear?" He laughed with the fans.
Coconut only huffed in amusement. "No, I had to change my pants after my boyfriend gave me a blowjob." He said it with no shame, only smugness.
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Blue had been watching from the V.I.P room, leaning on the railing. He had never facepalmed so hard before. "That fucking…"
"Is that why he took so long?" Char raised her eyebrows at Blue, who didn't respond.
Blue hid from behind his hand, hoping no one was able to see his giant blush or hear his thudding heartbeat. At this moment he found it repulsive how he was so attracted to Coconut's idiotic behavior especially right before possibly watching him get beat up.
"He'll be ok, right?" He looked at Jackie.
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Jackie didn't spare him a glance. "Yeah. He'll kick ass. Watch."
Bane stared at him in surprise for a moment before smirking. "So you're a fairy? This'll be easier than I thought."
Coconut narrowed his eyes. "What're the rules?"
Bane smirked. "There is none. Typical, no cheating, I hope you know."
"...Is kickboxing allowed?"
Bane raised an eyebrow. "Sure, go for it kid, I look forward to seeing you fail."
Coconut smirked. "Let's start then." They both gave their microphones to a staff member and readied themselves.
As soon as the ref said go, Bane closed in for the KO. Coconut rolled his eyes, swinging his leg in a high arc and slammed his foot into Bane's jaw, sending him straight to the floor. The crowd roars and Bane doesn't get back up.
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Blue had been watching through his fingers but after watching a move pulled like that, Blue wasn't nearly as worried anymore. "Whoa." Blue was amazed and leaning over the balcony.
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Coconut crossed his arms and stood there as the ref went over and checked on Bane before declaring Coconut the winner. He sighed and slid off the ring, padding back into the locker room and getting dressed in his normal clothes. After he was clothed, he made his way back to the V.I.P. room and opened the door.
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Coconut nearly fell over from the force of Blue throwing himself on top of him in a hug.
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"Damn, Angel. Is something wrong?" Coconut asked, hesitantly wrapping his arms around Blue.
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"No. Everything's amazing." He hugged Coconut tightly and then kissed him forcefully while driving him backward and into the wall. "You were amazing." He breathily moaned.
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Coconut smirked and kissed him just as hard, snaking his hands down to Blue's ass and fondling it roughly. "Thanks, love."
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Blue let him, not caring at the moment. "I feel stupid for not believing in you. I didn't know you were just as skilled as you are handsome."
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"Better watch what you say, Angel. I might just have a repeat of what happened in the bathroom."
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"You might just get it." He moaned again, shoving his tongue in his mouth during their frantic kissing.
Char rolled her eyes. "I hate to tear you two lovebirds apart but the public await the champion."
The crowd was hooting and hollering Yuno's name.
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Coconut groaned. "I don't wanna," he whined.
Jackie snorted. "You have to, lest you want a mob outside the dorm."
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"What does he have to do?" Blue asked while laying kisses along Coconut's jawline.
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"How the fuck should I know?" Jackie asked. "I'm not the champion."
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"Blue and I should probably head to bed soon, we have a track meet in the morning."
Upon Char's reminder of the meet Blue remembered something else that was extremely important and jumped off of Coconut. "Oh my god, Jackie! I forgot to ask you if you could be my girlfriend for a day."
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"Huh?" They asked, dead-like. "I'm not a girl. Use Char."
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"But I can't. That's the problem. Some friends of mine saw me today and assumed I have a girlfriend so now I have to go on a double date with them but I can't take Coconut because he's- uh- well, a he and they can't know he's a he because...you know. So please? It wouldn't be for very long."
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"Why should I?" Jackie asked. "Just tell them you're gay. Fuck them if they're disgusted."
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"Nnno. That's not going to work in this case." He nervously laughed and scratched his neck. "I wish I could but...if they find out, things could get ugly with my school and my... parents. They would definitely tell people."
"It was Jackson, wasn't it?" Char stepped in, her voice serious. "That's not good. If his mom finds out they might take back Blue's scholarship for personal reasons."
"Yes. See? Thank you. Please, Jackie. I'm begging you."
"It would be alright with me." Char raised one eyebrow with a smile. "So long as there isn't any pretend kissing."
"It would only be for an hour. Two at most."
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"I would, for a fellow struggling LGBTQ, but I'm not quite sure I could pass as a girlfriend. Sorry," Jackie said with a shrug.
Coconut interrupted. "I think I know someone who can do it."
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Blue faced him. "You know a girl who would willingly pretend to date me out of the goodness of their heart expecting no return?"
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"Well, yeah." Coconut shrugged. "She's my sister."
Jackie looked at him incredulously. "Luna? Please, she gets more embarrassed than these two combined when someone compliments her hair." They pointed at Char and Blue.
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"Which is why she would be perfect." Blue said, breathing a sigh of relief. "Jackson has to fall for this or else I'm screwed."
"I-I don't get embarrassed that easily." Char folded her arms.
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Coconut smiled. "Don't worry, I can give her a call and see if she can tear herself from her animals long enough to be your girlfriend for a day."
"Hah! I doubt it. Those things are savage when she's gone," Jackie shivered.
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"Thank you so much, Coconut." Blue hugged him.
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"Shouldn't thank him yet. He still has to get her to say yes," Jackie pointed.
Coconut scowled at them. "She'll say yes."
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"What's your sister like?" Blue asked, his arms still around him.
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"A shy mess," Coconut answered bluntly.
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"It's getting late." Char reminded, waving her phone.
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Jackie looked at her and smiled. "We'll be heading back now, see you at the dorm." They smirked at Coconut and grabbed Char's hand. "Good luck getting through your fans," they snickered and walked out the door with Char.
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Blue let go of Coconut. "There's not going to be a big crowd, is there?" His expression was uncomfortable.
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Coconut kissed his head reassuringly. "There probably will be a big crowd, I'm sorry, Angel. I'll hold your hand the entire time, alright?"
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"That's not good enough." Blue glued himself to Coconut's hip, wrapping his arm around it.
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Coconut chonkled and nuzzled into Blue's hair. "You want me to hold you?"
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Blue blushed and then rolled his eyes. "Just do it before I change my mind."
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Coconut smiled and wrapped his arm around Blue's waist tightly, kissing his head one more time before opening the door and stepping out.
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Blue did his best to avoid and ignore the bodies they shoved past to get outside the building, clinging to Coconut as if he were his life raft.
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Coconut and Blue were nearly to his car when an eccentric woman popped up in front of them.
"Is this the boyfriend you were talking about?!" She asked excitedly.
Coconut tried his best to go around her but she just moved to be in his way again.
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Blue blushed immensely, avoiding her gaze and remaining silent, hoping Coconut would move on.
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Coconut scowled. "Could you please get out of our way?"
The woman shook her head, seeming as if she didn't notice how annoyed Coconut was. "Answer my question first! Is this boy with the blue hair the one that gave you a blowjob? Was it good?" She asked, like she had no idea what privacy was.
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Blue glared at her, clearly flustered. "What the f- that is none of your business. Please get out of our way."
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Coconut growled, "Get out of our way. You have no right to ask that!" He shoved past her and left the building, entering the alley which directs them back into the park.
"Why not?" The lady asked, running to be next to them again. "It's not that hard to answer!"
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Blue was grinding his teeth. "Leave us alone, lady."
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Coconut, sensing she wasn't going to leave them alone, went to his last resort. He stopped and turned around to face her with a menacing glare. "Stop following us. I will use violence to make you go away."
The girl, finally understanding she wasn't going to get an answer, huffed. "Fine." Then she walked away, grumbling.
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Blue peeled himself off of Coconut's hip and grabbed his hand, pulling him into the park. "The car is still at the shops, right?
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"Yeah. Should be." Coconut led them through the park again and towards the shops. "You okay now?"
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"Um, yes. Haven't I always been? There wasn't anything wrong with me before." He lied.
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"Oh, sorry. You just seemed a little freaked out by the crowd."
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Blue blushed and squeezed Coconut's hand. It was dark out. Streetlights were their only guide as they navigated the sidewalks out of the park and down the street to the ice cream store they had parked in front of after leaving the restaurant earlier.
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Coconut smiled and rubbed the back of Blue's hand with his thumb. He opened the passenger door for him and helped him get in the car.
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