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Here the weak bow to alien dynasties and fearsome colonies, while the strong could get their feet rubbed by celestial queens and holy maidens. To reach the top one must trample on the weak and strong alike. To survive one must be ruthless. And to thrive one must be lucky. But most importantly, to be fated one must be fearless and willing to attain the impossible. As such, in a neglected corner of the human realm, Yamato a gifted boy dreams of becoming the most strongest fighter in the world, become invincible and attain the peak of martial arts. This is his legend as he rises up the martial hierarchy... UPDATES EVERYDAY!!!

In a world where ancient magic has been resurrected. Atlas, an orphan from Earth, finds himself transmigrated into the body of a child and possesses the rare Void Magic. Harboring such power, he’ll walk the path of becoming stronger and stand free in the sky above all existence! The tale of the Legendary Void Walker is about to begin! Super Gift = three extra chapters.

The contract says she can’t share his bed, but nothing stops him from getting into hers… * Rain Clayton’s life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers she’s suddenly married to a billionaire named Alexander Lancaster, a powerful and dangerously captivating man who wants their marriage over before it even begins... Raised by a family that never cared for her and desperate to avoid a twisted arranged marriage, Rain seizes this unexpected twist of fate. Her new husband might be a cold-hearted billionaire, but he's her only escape. Yet Alexander demands a swift divorce. Refusing to lose her one chance at freedom, Rain strikes a risky bargain to keep their marriage alive, even if it means playing by Alexander’s rules. She just has to convince him to want her around… FOREVER. Weeks into their unexpected arrangement, Rain begins to see through Alexander’s icy exterior. But one night, she’s taken by surprise. “What are you doing?” Rain burst out, eyes wide as Alexander casually slid into her bed. “Performing husbandly duties,” he smirked. “You can’t stay here! It’s against the contract!” “I’m not breaking it,” Alexander said with a shrug. “The contract specifies that you’ll fulfill all wifely duties, excluding sharing my bed. It doesn’t say anything about me not performing husbandly duties, including sharing your bed.” The situation had shifted, and it seemed like she was no longer the only one in control... [Warning: r18+/strong mature & sexual content]

Arthur, an avid gamer, accepts his friend’s dare to beat an infamous eroge game that no one has ever completed. The problem? The game is designed to trap players in endless smut scenes, with every decision leading to the same outcome: more smut scenes, world destruction and game over. After countless failed attempts and growing frustration, Arthur takes to the game's community forum, venting his anger at the developers. To his shock, he receives a cryptic response from the developer challenging him to find a different ending. Moments later, Arthur is pulled into the game itself, awakening in the body of an unremarkable extra. Arthur finds himself embodying the very lifestyle he once despised—fooling around at every turn and getting swept up in the woman's seductive temptations. Can Arthur resist the game’s temptations, uncover hidden paths, and finally break free? Or will he become yet another player lost to its endless scenes? or he will do both? Follow Arthur’s journey for a fresh story filled with humor, plot twists, and concepts you won’t find elsewhere. This novel includes incest, so if that's something you're uncomfortable with, you may want to avoid it. [Warning: Mature content R-18 ] Tags:- Harem, Op Mc, smut, romance, Milfs, Virgins, Netori, Succubus, Vampires, Elves, Princesses, Gilfs, Demonesses, Angels, Goddesses, Dragons, Phoenixes, Dryads, long seggs scenes, System, and many more. Release Schedule & Support: Chapter Releases: 2 daily chapters, each with 1k+ words. Support & Bonuses: I'm newly contracted and part of the win-win program! Privilege purchases, gifts, golden tickets, power stones, collections, and especially comments are greatly appreciated and keep me motivated. Give this a try—it’s a story that promises surprises at every turn, as long as you make it through the beginning!

the book of messed up fairy tales, it has many different kind of tales in it.

In a world where Hunters wielding magical powers defend humanity from invading monsters, Timothy Walter is known for being a weak E rank Hunter with no potential, barely scraping by to make a living. But everything changes when a mysterious dungeon plays a life and death game with him, awakening from its slumber the rulers of different races, he is bound to one as the weakest and is given the power of "king player."" This newfound power sets him on an extraordinary and dangerous journey. Join Timothy Walter as he rises from the bottom, using his unique "Level-Up" system, the only one of its kind to forge an unparalleled destiny and become the strongest Hunter in existence.

No, seriously, the director isn't up for adoption! [Tags- Subtle Yuri - Pampering - Reverse Chase - Misunderstandings - TS] [This novel is translated, 2-3 chapters / 2 days, CT: 커스타드푸딩]

on a world of earth there was peace, until monster appear they arose. from ashes, as they were outnumbering hope was there, they were gifted with magic. and they use the magic to even the odds, and they who uses magic are call. Hunters.

　　Wan Ling traveled through time and space, from a kitchen god to an inconspicuous little maid in the prime minister's mansion. 　　Good news: The Prime Minister’s Mansion is extremely wealthy, and all the servants live a prosperous life without having to worry about food and clothing. 　　Bad news: The prime minister's residence was ransacked and all the servants were to be sold again. 　　Wan Ling felt that she was a big victim. 　　"All the guilty officials and their relatives in the Prime Minister's Mansion will be exiled to Lingnan." 　　Lingnan. 　　Wan Ling was a little embarrassed. 　　Isn't this her hometown? 　　***** 　　Thinking that she was about to be sold to Yanliudi, Wan Ling was so scared that her legs went limp. 　　She pounced on the tall man who was the leader of the exile team. 　　"Prime Minister, don't you want me anymore? We agreed to stay together forever. Even if I have to be exiled, I will follow you!" 　　[ If you expose me, I will curse you to be constipated for three days! ] 　　[ I am so kindhearted that I am willing to use my cooking skills to save your family. Don’t be ungrateful! ] 　　[ Nod! Nod quickly! I want to go back to my hometown to revitalize the countryside! Strive to be a builder of the times! ] 　　The man drooped his eyelashes, and his eyes became darker. 　　"You are my beloved concubine, I can't bear to let you go..." 　　"Separated from you." 　　Wan Ling: ... 　　***** 　　The game starts with a shabby thatched hut, a pot and a knife. 　　Wan Ling gritted her teeth. 　　No one can stop her from making a career in this wasteland.

The world has entered the newest Kaiju Era. Meanwhile, the protagonist, Yamiya Samede, finds himself entangled in a conflict with his former childhood lover, Shiyanade Kasuki. In a twisted act of vengeance, Shiyanade abducts Yamiya’s younger sister, Azakari, hoping to plunge him into despair and regret for his past actions. Yet, instead of suffering, Yamiya gains control over an immensely powerful Kaiju—one capable of obliterating an entire city. Alongside this, he acquires a system that transforms him into a forger of the elusive "S" rarity, signifying Super scarcity. Now, Yamiya sets forth on his path of retribution against Shiyanade. --- Additional Note: This novel also incorporates my own speculative theories regarding Kaiju and extraterrestrial beings. As such, not all elements presented within this work adhere strictly to reality.

The incursion, an event that slowly shifted different worlds into each other, this caused the apocalypse. Beasts flowed into earth like water, killing off people one by one. Living survivors that gained the powers of the apocalypse, the awakened, there was no surviving if you weren’t an awakened. The goal of the awakeners is to defend earth. And to escape it. A lone unawakened, Jack, is desperate to escape earth.

[You Leveled Up!] [You have learned a new rune.] Arthur Silvera's world just glitched. His mysterious new 'Legacy' is transforming him – a nobody – into the ultimate stat-absorbing, rune-crafting powerhouse. But is this power a gift... or an unmanageable curse? In a world of magic-infused tech, Arthur must master his abilities to survive. Monstrous dungeons, mech-powered guilds, and realms beyond imagining await… but with a Legacy this broken, the whole system might just come crashing down around him. *** Discord Server: https://discord.gg/GFD6p9sByS

#168 in popular in all-time. ----- Lu Zhen, celebrating his new job at a prestigious company as a computer programmer, got extremely drunk, and the next thing he knew, he had crossed over to the martial world. Luckily for him, he had also obtained the unbelievable [Level up] system. [You have overeaten.] [You acquired the Gluttony skill.] [You have slashed a saber 100,000 times.] [Saber mastery has reached level 10. It is evolving into....] [You have reached the limits of your body's potential.] [Your constitution is evolving...] [You have meditated.] [You have acquired the Talent skill.] While other cultivators faced countless difficulties, Lu Zhen only had to do fulfill certain condition to become stronger. From that moment on, Lu Zhen's journey began as a Great Demon King destined to conquer all beings. Join my Discord(new): https://discord.gg/jKNMtAHfet bonus chapter requirement: A super car or higher gift= 1 bonus ch. A super gift= 5 bonus ch. #Gore warning. This is my original novel. If you like the novel, support me with some gifts. It really motivates me a lot. Thanks. No NTR, no yuri, no yaoi. Credits to the AI for creating the profile picture.

La vie de Rain Clayton prend un tournant inattendu lorsqu'elle détruit la voiture de son petit ami infidèle, seulement pour découvrir qu'elle n'appartient pas à lui—elle est celle d'un inconnu. Pis encore, elle découvre par accident qu'elle est mariée à cet inconnu, nul autre qu'Alexandre Lancaster, le Vice-Président reclus et PDG du puissant Groupe Lancaster. Élevée dans une famille qui la maltraitait et maintenant sous la pression de son père pour épouser le fils psychopathe du maire, Rain voit ce mariage surprise comme une bénédiction déguisée. Après des années de souffrance, il semble que les cieux aient enfin pris pitié d'elle, lui offrant un mari milliardaire séduisant—un homme impitoyable envers ses ennemis et exactement ce dont elle a besoin pour échapper aux griffes de sa famille. Mais il y a un gros problème : Alexandre veut un divorce immédiat. Déterminée à le garder, Rain conclut un marché pour prolonger leur mariage, selon ses conditions. Maintenant, tout ce qu'elle a à faire, c'est le convaincre de la garder pour toujours... Quelques semaines ont passé depuis leur mariage surprise… « Que fais-tu ? » s'exclama Rain, les yeux écarquillés alors qu'elle observait Alexandre ramper sur son lit. « J'accomplis mes devoirs de mari, » répondit-il avec un sourire narquois. « Tu ne peux pas dormir ici ! C'est contraire à notre contrat ! » « Je ne le viole pas, » dit Alexandre en haussant les épaules. « Le contrat spécifie que tu rempliras tous les devoirs d'épouse, sauf partager mon lit. Il ne dit rien concernant le fait que je ne puisse pas accomplir les devoirs de mari, y compris partager ton lit. » La situation avait basculé, et on dirait qu'elle n'était plus la seule à avoir le contrôle...

yamamoto hiragi is a 22 year old working as a choir boy after a tiring work he spends time in his appartment and watching a certain anime until night and fell asleep when he woke up hes in a unfamilliar place that looks like a restaurant

Lily Mason is a perfectionist who is determined to find the most compatible person for herself. Her plan to make a boy fall in love with her has failed for the first time, but she remains persistent in breaking more hearts until she finds the perfect match. However, what if one of her victims curses her to fall in love with the most incompatible person? Will Lily be forced to let go of all her standards and plans for the perfect life? Could she find herself falling helplessly in love one day?

Book One: After Lilith's mysterious disappearance, Ivy must follow her mother's last instructions, leading her to a bizarre land with new and foreign people. Unbeknownst to her, the people of that land are aware of her eventual arrival. However, they are also wary as they've received a prophecy that Ivy could be the savior of their colony or the one who destroys it. Book Two: Still, Zoe is left feeling distracted and distant several months later. Hope is not lost as she receives surprising news that she may(if she plays her cards right) be able to see Ivy again. Book Three: ---------------------------- Next Up is that one dream we all had when we were kids. When we would leave home in search of adventure and all sorts of creatures in our imaginations ran wild in this world. ----------------------------- I will update this story every Monday and now Saturday with a new chapter. "I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com" as well as ScribbleHub

2 twins Maira and Amaira loved to cook but everybody made fun of them. But the twins promised themselves that one day they will make everyone understand that cooking is also a part of our life. They also found a magic cook book which had clues to find the magical treasure. They followed the clues and and did an amazing adventure in the jungle. They found the treasure and became famous. Everybody said sorry and requested them to forgive them and they did.

In the world of a mobile gacha game, 'Loki', who was in earth till just now is this mobile game for some unknown reason, He who was once a top-ranked Master, awakens to find himself reincarnated as a lowly Level 1 hero named 'Han Yslat'. Now determined to return to Earth, he must lead a team of novice Masters and heroes through the game's toughest challenges, including conquering the dreaded 100th floor of the Dungeon. Armed with grit, wit, and a refusal to accept defeat, Loki embarks on an epic journey of hard-carrying heroism in Pick Me Up Webtoon.

After a mysterious event brought the galaxies of the universe closer together, the world changed. Technology advanced rapidly, and the presence of mana brought along wizards. After a devasting war on Earth, humans decided to expand, taking control of their galaxy. In the present day, Mechas and Wizards are what symbolizes power. For those that couldn't awaken, the technology of the future was just as good. Enter Jamie, an 18-year-old that lives on a space colony with his little brother. He lived his life with his street smarts, tenacity, love of music from an ancient era called the 19th Century, and help from his mechanic friend that he - might - have a crush on. His whole life he lived on the streets of a slum, knowing nothing but suffering and oppression, save for a few good moments. But one day, after getting beat up by a couple of cops, his life changes as he finds a mecha in a ditch! Discovering the mecha's unique ability of being able to use magic, Jamie will have to grow stronger and level up his mecha while hiding his secret that others would stop at nothing to have, at least until he's strong enough to protect himself and those he loves. Fighting corrupt factions, exploring the universe, and gaining crazy new abilities, Jamie might finally be able to live a life worth living. ====== Author here! If you like mechas and magic, fun characters, old music, and cool fights, this might be the story for you! If you enjoy the story, don't be afraid to show support! Powerstones, comments, reviews, and adding it to your library are all greatly appreciated!

If you had the chance to go back a few years, relive your life, and rewrite your story—armed with a mysterious system designed to help you achieve your dreams—what would you do? This is the tale of Park Adan, a boy who met a tragic and humiliating end, crushed by a falling billboard on his way home. But fate wasn’t done with him yet. Adan wakes up in his bed, three years in the past, with a second chance to change everything. And this time, he’s not alone. With a system to guide him, his journey to rewrite his life begins—filled with challenges, opportunities, and a quest for redemption. Will he succeed in shaping the future he desires, or will the past catch up with him again? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A/N: This is my entry for WSA 2025! If you enjoy the story and want to uncover more of Adan's journey, I’d be thrilled to have your support. Join me in following his adventure by adding this book to your library. Stay tuned for Two chapters every day—let’s embark on this exciting ride together! (Cover Page is not mine, if you are the creator then please contact me)

After a freak accident takes the lives of Lucas and his classmates, it was not the abyss of non-existence that greeted them. Rather, a new world-- one filled with endless forms of life and mysteries--, greet the 35 individuals that find themselves possessing a plethora of abilities that deny all that they had learned on their home planet. Yet, not all is as it seems. While each individual finds themselves on the same world, life is, inevitably, unfair.