Warning: There is cursing, Like, Hidan cursing in this chapter.
"What's all the fuss about?" Xavier and Ronnie's father asked (He looks like them, black hair, charcoal grey eyes.)
"Nothing!" Ronnie shot.
"Ronnie had his first bite!" Xavier told him.
"That's marvelous! We should celebrate!" Vladimir Suggested.
"Over a bite? Net spasibo," Ronnie told them.
"We have to! It's a rite of passage!" Vladimir insisted.
"Subete no noizu to wa nan desu ka?!" a pale woman with lilac hair and piercing white eyes, asked, annoyed.
"Ronnie wa saisho no hitokuchi o tabemashita," Xavier answered.
"Are? was it a girl?" Kayako asked.
"Yes, it was!" Vladimir said.
"And a Cutie," Xavier added.
"IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE!" Ronnie shouted, embarrassed.
"So it wasn't that blonde slut?" Kayako questioned.
"Nope, a brunette," Xavier told her.
"do you have a picture?" She asked again. Xavier showed Kayako a picture while Ronnie hid under his covers, embarrassed.
"She's adorable!" She commented. After minutes of the family talking about how cute Luna is.
"How should we celebrate?" Kayako asked.
"Let's not..." Ronnie said.
"There's no shame in biting a girl, Ronnie. Besides, it's not every day someone has their first bite," Vladimir said.
"C'mon, It doesn't have to be big; isn't there something you want?" Xavier asked.
"well..."
Meanwhile.
"So~ Tell me about him," Nyx prodded.
"You already know what he looks like," Luna commented.
"Badboy with that silky black hair," Nyx giggled.
"Naja... He's cool I guess. He can be kinda annoying, and forgetful; He's a fast swimmer, competitive, outgoing, a goof, and always hanging around me, for some reason," Luna explained.
"How is he forgetful?" Nyx asked.
"He keeps forgetting he already has a girlfriend. Like a few weeks ago, I got a love letter, and I thought it was Ronnie, but it wasn't, and I kinda liked the idea of someone having a crush on me. Ronnie got super possessive, dark aura, and everything. I had to remind him he had a girlfriend, then he was surprised and said he forgot," Luna explained. Nyx listened closely.
"Lemme tell you something, kiddo. When a person repeatedly forgets about someone, it's because they don't want them around," Nyx explained, she was a psychologist after all. Luna thought about it for a while.
"Naja... last night, he told me he was afraid to break up Sasha is because she's a complete r/nicegirl with Taylor swift syndrome," Luna said.
"If she's and r/nicegirl then he should've noped out of the relationship already," Nyx commented.
"As I said, he's scared to. He told me that Sasha is extremely clingy and annoying; he said they were always arguing about stupid stuff, like him playing video games instead of paying attention to her," Luna explained.
"Narcissist, egotistical, " Nyx said.
"She would even accuse him of cheating if Ronnie said Hi to another girl, and if she thought Ronnie was planning on breaking up, she would freak out and harass girls that even looked at him and would text him all the time, even 3:00 am," Luna finished.
"Histrionics... selfish... bipolar...? possessive, maybe some form of BP-"
"Nyx, what the hell are you doing?" Luna interrupted.
"I'm listing possible mental disorders," Nyx answered.
"Is Taylor swift syndrome in the DSM-5 or something?" Luna joked.
"I wish it was," Nyx replied.
"Aber ja, that's a toxic relationship. and he clearly needs to break up with her, He'll feel so much better. speaking of which, that reminds me of, learned helplessness, defeatism... She's just extremely jealous, a bit too much," Nyx added.
"So... what do I do with this info?" Luna asked.
"You tell Ronnie. Sometimes people don't realize something until you point it out, especially if it's a mental problem," Nyx answered.
"Then you can have Ronnie all for yourself!" She teased.
"I TOLD YOU, I don't like him like that!" Luna fumed, crossing her arms.
"Ja, Ja, Ja, you'll realize it sooner or later," Nyx dismissed.
"Why are you so into other people's love life when you aren't even interested in dating?" Luna hypothetically asked.
"You'll understand when you're older," Nyx replied.
"Everybody tells me that," Luna rolled her eyes. She slowly got out of bed and stretched out,
"I'm ready for cinnamon rolls," Luna commented.
"Me too! It would go nice with coffee," Nyx replied.
"But let's get that bite covered first," Nyx recommended. Luna looked in her mirror and pulled her shirt down to see it.
"Looks too big to be a bug bite, why would mom and dad think it is?" Luna asked.
"Kid, there's literally a giant possum eating spider in Australia," Nyx said.
"A giant what? Nevermind, just hand me a bandaid patch," Luna dismissed.
Ronnie was at the mall with his family, He got a few helix piercing and a regular piercing on his ear lobe. While he was walking, he saw Sasha at the Starbys stand.
(Shit, It's Sasha! Is she stalking me?) Ronnie thought, He froze.
"Ronnie!" Sasha ran towards him.
(Shit shit shit!) He mentally screamed.
"Ronnie! It's so nice to see you!" Sasha chirped.
"n-nice to see you, too," Ronnie stuttered.
"But enough of that. Why haven't you answered my texts?!" Her mood changed instantly as she talked.
Ronnie nervously searched for his phone; Pulls it out and unlocks it to find 75 unread text messages, and 30 missed calls from Sasha, most were from when he was sleeping.
"P-Prosti, I was sleeping, then I-"
"Save it!" Sasha screeched. She then started going on a rampage about how Ronnie's a horrible boyfriend: he never pays attention to her, he's Plays too many video games, making him lazy; never returns her calls or texts, doesn't post about them on Tweet or Instaflash, how he likes other girls post. How lazy he is, how he regularly flirts with other girls, all that stuff.
"You don't love me, do you? of course, you don't! We haven't dated in 3 weeks! How are you gonna be a good husband if you can't be a good boyfriend!" Sasha sniveled.
"H-husband-" He yelped, only to have Sasha interrupt him, again.
"I know you're cheating on me with Luna! What's so special about her? She's a weirdo, She's too short, her hair is too wild, and her face is covered in freckles, plus her red eyes! she has to be a demon!"
"Sasha-"
"I'm so much better than her! I'm pretty, she's not! I'm a normal height, my hair is simple, and my face is clearer than hers!"
"SASHA! DOSTATOCHNO!" Ronnie yelled, which made Sasha shut up.
"I've had it with you! stop being such a bitch, and stop insulting others to make yourself feel better! Luna is more beautiful than you, and she's more chill! You're Just so fucking annoying! Since you want to compare yourself; Luna is unique, she's nothing like you or you're friends! That's what makes her special, I think It's cute that she's shorter than you! She's more of a girl than you'll ever be because you're a huge slut! Don't think I haven't noticed you flirting with other guys, and you're accusing me of cheating on you? fucking hypocrite!" Ronnie retorted. He was kinda embarrassed, they were arguing in public; some people were taking Sasha's side while others were taking Ronnie's.
"That's it! I'm done, I've had it," He breathed.
"What do you mean you're done?!"
"It means I'm breaking up with you! I've dealt with your bullshit for too long, Sasha! Luna's right, you are an R/Nicegirl, you're the definition of R/Nicegirls! I am not gonna deal with your crap any longer," Ronnie seethed.
"We're through!" He declared, turning around and walking away. (Like a badass! ;)
"What's all the yelling about?" Nyx asked while Viewing at band T-shirts. (She and Luna just heard muffled yelling, and someone shouted something in Russian, then something about cheating.)
"Sounds like a couple arguing," Luna answered, Looking at anime action figures.
"At the mall of all places? Don't people have a sense of human decency?" Nyx asked.
"Not in this part of the kingdom," Luna answered, eyeing a certain character. Ronnie walked in; Sasha hates Hot topic so he's safe, for now.
Luna turned around to look at something else but saw someone else.
"Luna?" Ronnie looked up and saw her.
"Hey, what's up?" Luna asked.
"And what were that couple arguing about?" Nyx asked. Ronnie awkwardly chuckled.
"That was me, I broke up with Sasha," Ronnie explained, embarrassed.
"Looks like you don't have to say anything to him, Luna," Nyx joked.
"Say what?" Ronnie asked. Luna averted her eyes a little.
"Just... you are... were in a toxic relationship and you would feel better if you called it off..." Luna answered. Ronnie was actually shocked by what Luna said.
"mmm... wow, I... I never realized that..." He said.
"Seriously? You complained about her quite a bit," Luna herself was surprised.
"It's just, I was totally blind to that. You're right, I should've noped out of that relationship the moment Sasha got crazy," Ronnie admitted.
"Told ya," Nyx winked.
"How does it feel? To be single again, that is," Nyx asked.
"... Relived... free... kinda feel dumb too. My family constantly complained about her," Ronnie told her.
"Ja, I can tell," Luna spoke.