You're probably wondering who's this drunken fella who just gotten into a darn problematic debt situation am I right? Well even if not that is me, Jack! Pleasure meeting you reader! If I could shake your hand I would but well anyways to the main point!
Welcome to the world of GearKiller! First book in the series Ay? Darn! Ahem. So basically in this beauty of a world us robots are usually with a human anatomy, even tho that we don't know what a darn human is we still call them by a different name here! "The creatures of flesh" and blood. Sounds cool am I right? Yes? No? Oh right I can't see your reaction whoops!
Us robots with anatomies of humans are almost exactly like humans. Just two meters tall each and without a few features. Those features may be ears, eyes and genitals. Most sadly genitals but hey at least I'm not a deformed robot like my brother am I right? Oh right forgot to darn mention, crap.
Between us robots there is what we call "the deformed." What they are is that their anatomy is deformed in one way or another. For example, my darn brother, Zick, is deformed, having arms twice the length of a normal robot and legs twice as short. Luckily he uses four mechanical spider legs he made for himself so he would walk properly isn't that a wacky thing?!
Sadly the deformed robots are going through some what you readers call "racism" even tho we're the same race we still act to them like they are darn different from us. My brother for example again, wow gee poor darn Zick, I promise I care for him since he's my little bro. But like all other deformed robots he is going through bullying almost every day, building wooden dolls for himself to make new "friends." Jeez I hope he gets laid one day...
So anything more to talk about to introduce you to this great world? Hmm... oh! I darn know! The amazing scenery of the city! Here in Metasteam we have a few lakes made purely from beer! That's right! We have darn beer lakes since us robots drink beer as normal fluids for our body while water is causing us to act drunk. Quite darn weird isn't it? With that we have what we call "pipe trees" and "gas grass." The two are exactly what they darn sound like, trees made out of pipes and grass made out of gas. Except that, for the scenery it's mostly a steampunk city with some cyberpunk lighting.
With all of that we do have the currency of Prons! Mostly in the shape of silver and bronze coins or in green bills, their currency is worth accordingly three times then one United States Dollar! Wacky isn't it Ay?!
Plus, we do have some robotic cows and horses, they usually do act like normal cows and horses but... robotic, you know, for the darn scenery? Yeah... I got nothing more to add on this I guess! Darn!
Well well well I hope you enjoyed me explaining shortly what is in this beautiful world of GearKiller and in the bright city Metasteam! Hope you'll enjoy your stay here and have a great time reading!
- Your sincere main character of this book, Jack.