Jack got all shivering with excitement. Slowly walking towards the woman as he closed the door behind him as shivers of excitement flow through Jack.
"Eh... mind if I ask your darn name first? Mysterious attractive lady?"
She chuckles, the hand that was between her legs moved out of the way suddenly.
"No time for questions dear... why not have a free sample?"
'This guy is so cheesy I can't believe it' she couldn't help but notice his lack of skill with women.
The lady continued to chuckle whilst spreading her legs, exposing herself in front of Jack.
"O-oh. Thi-this is what's happening huh? We-well I did enter this darn room I guess..." he mumbled nervously.
Now on his knees, Jack spread the woman's legs wide apart, he could feel a bit of force trying to close them back together but he paid no attention to it as he was hot in the moment. He prepared himself for what was about to be his great revelation.
Jack opened his non-existent eyes wide and tried to locate any holes in her waist. A sudden realization hit him, the robot kind, species, whatever that they both belong to has no reproductive organ, or any other organ. Jack took a minute to process the information staring at what looked like a silver object spinning at high speeds coming out of her crotch. Jack backed off quickly and yelled in surprise.
"That's not a darn vagina. That's a saw blade!"
The blade came out as she pulled off her towel, she hopped to the other side of the room, preparing for a fight. She wore a short pink dress decorated with little red flowers that was covered before by the towel.
Looking at Jack with an angry expression. She throws even more spinning saw blades out of her arms.
"Curses! How did you not get immediately killed? Dear Zick?!"
While Jack keeps dodging the woman's saw blades, he questions her very loudly. Hoping Zick gets up from downstairs.
"Zick?! Wait. Hold one tiny darn second! I ain't Zick!"
The deadly saw blades stop spinning and fly back to the mysterious lady. She looks at Jack closer. Thinking to herself if he's lying.
"Hmm... not Zick eh? Then who are? If you're not Zick then why would you come to his room then dear?"
"I heard a woman moan. I normally wouldn't care in a darn world who it is, but as long as it's in my property then you bet I'd darn come here."
"Wait... your... property? It can't be... I was told that only dear Zick ran this place... who are you?!"
While saying so, she pulls one saw blade out of her hands. Reaching Jack's neck. As Jack is concerned about Zick, he answers the woman's question.
"Oh... sadly I hate to introduce myself like this but fine. My name is Jack. And I'm Zick's older brother."
Jack dashes back as he points his left hand in a shape of a gun towards the woman. Surprising her even more than before. Shooting at the woman five bullets and easily hitting her hair once.
"Brother? How.... this day becomes even more strange than it was before..."
The woman jumped towards the window of the room, throwing her saw blades to hit and break the window. Jack runs to her, trying to grab her leg yet fails at his attempt.
The window breaks as shattered shards of it fly all over the room. Hitting Jack and the woman while she jumps out the window, using her saw blades as floating platforms to jump on to get away.
Jack reaches the broken, white, wooden window of the room. Looking at the woman leaving with speed and agility.
He points his right hand in the shape of a gun, aiming at the woman. As he takes a few quick breaths he shoots out of his finger five glowing bullets at the woman's direction. Yet, every shot he took at the woman didn't hit but miss her by a few centimeters, making the woman look for a split second at Jack but stills making her escape.
Tired, upset and mad, Jack takes his hat off and puts his palm on his face.
"Darn it... until I found a chance with a girl... wait a darn minute. Something here is wrong... yes I know she tried to kill me while she thought I was Zick, and that itself will lead me asking him some questions. but... she... her acting of like she was masturbating?... only the creatures of flesh and blood can do those kind of things... like... uhm... what are they called again?... Humuns? No, that word doesn't exist... something that starts with H and U... it's on the tip of my darn tongue yet I forgot that race's name... eh, I'll just go wake Zick up and ask him what's darn going on..."
While Jack goes towards the door he hears a sound coming from his brother's bed. Not a normal sound you'd expect coming from a bed.
Under the bed there was a beeping sound. Jack, confused as he was, checked under Zick's bed. Hoping there wouldn't be any thing at all that will be disturbing yet... something much worse appeared. Shocking Jack in making him take what was under Zick's bed.
"What the? A POSTER OF CHEF MARIO WITH HIS AUTOGRAPH ON IT?! Darn! Darn Zick... wait a darn minute. There is something else under the bed too..."
Jack folded the poster and put it in his back left pocket, he checked again under the bed to see if there's anything else in there.
While continuing to check. The orange and purple color mixed man got into another similar shock from what he saw, but not from excitement, from fear. Jack saw a red dynamite style ticking bomb chained to the bed from underneath, counting down from sixteen seconds, ready to blow up.
"Shit! Fuck! Crap! Hell! Damn! Heck! No! Darn! Bloody. Fucking. Hell!"
Jack immediately jumped and ran to the stairs as fast as he could, grabbing with his bare hands his light, brown Jacket in his left hand and Zick by his right hand, even with the hassle the young brother is still knocked out. Jack jumped out of the front door leading to the bar, the bomb already set off and exploded all of the building while the two fell from the front door to the rocky grounds of their cold street.
The two brothers are on the streets, lying down. Jack rose up, with a terrorized expression on his face, watching the building that he and his brother lived in burn to the ground.
"No no no no no no no..." he says on his knees, having his left palm on the side of his face, breathing heavily, looking at the fires. "Darn...what... ugghhhhhhh.... Ziiiiiick...."
Jack looks back at Zick, all unconscious on the ground. He walks slowly towards the knocked out lad, grabbing him by his dirty, yellow suit. The older brother smacks his young brother's face with his hand, making the young fellow to wake up in surprise.
"What... huh... Jack... what happened?... wha-WHAT. WHAT IS... AHHHHH!"
While Jack shakes Zick more from anger he continues to yell at his confused little brother.
"Yeah. I was just about to ask you too what Zick! A mysterious woman was trying to kill me! Thinking I was you! Making the entire building burn!"
Shock and fear took over Zick as he pointed at Jack while the younger brother let out a shout like he never did in his life.
"M-m-m-m-MONSTER!!"
"What..."
Jack leaves Zick on the ground, being confused, looking around him, trying to see if there's anyone near them yet no one was on the streets. Throughout the time of Jack doing so, he gets punched in the back once before grabbing what punched him as a reflex. Being surprised who punched him.
"What? Zick? What are you darn doing?"
During the time that Zick looks at Jack, with an angered expression on his face, he yells at his older brother with a higher volume than he did before.
"THAT'S WHAT YA GET FOR DESTROYING OUR FUCKIN HOME! YOU SACK OF FUCKIN SHIT!"
"Wow! Relax! You seriously darn scared the crap biscuits out of me! Faking a monster to make me turn around just so you could hit me?!"
"WHY WOULDN'T I?!! A MOMENT YOU KNOCK ME INTO A FUCKIN TABLE AND A MOMENT AFTER I WATCH THE BUILDING WE LIVE IN AND MAKE A BUSINESS OUT OF BURN TO BITS! ALL BECAUSE OF YEERRRRRRRR FAULT!!!"
"Jeez... First. it's not my fault. It was a mysterious pink lady. Second. Sorry for knocking you over, but you darn know, I have sharp reflexes."
"Sorry?! How will that fix the problem that we don't have a place to live in?!!"
Jack looks back at their burnt house. In the meantime he just wants a beer to drink and sleep throughout the nightmare of having no home.
Suddenly he comes with an idea while thinking about having a drink alone.
"Wait a minute! I know a darn place where we can stay at!"
Zick immediately knows which place Jack is referring to at the same time he said that. With denial at what he is thinking about it.
"No no no no! We are not going there! Not in a slight chance in the world that we are going to stay at his place! You hear me?! Jack?!"
"Well tell me then? Where else do you darn suggest us to live in?!"
Zick sighs. "Dammit Jack..."
The older lad puts his hand on Zick's shoulder "Love you too brother."