"So you basically stole an underground action house and several mercenary group's bases, obtaining several hundred slaves and beaten several more experts who tried to stop you, cleared the mountain range where our base is, and then raided another merchant group, rounding and capturing all slaves in the slave market and those of the noble families around?" Asked Tianyi, getting a nod from her disciple. "You realize it's only been eight hours since I left you unattended, right?" She complained while holding her forehead.
"You realize that shouldn't be enough for you to tour all the city's upperclass brothels either, right?" He rebuted, drinking his coffee. Apparently they had it here, so he bought or stole all the city's stock, which actually weren't too many kilos.
Xera tasted like coffee.
The thought made him frown, so he just drank the rest on his mug and appreciated the strong scent filling his nose while the liquid burned it's way to his digestory system.
As a brazilian he was happy to have the dark liquid back in his routine, but it also seemed a bit strange to him now that he'd been giving head to his wife twice daily as a way to stop gap his addiction.
If he'd just been using her he'd probably would have stuck to seven or eight 'cups' a day instead. His mussing were still interrupted quite easily though.
"Not my fault all the man dried up in a few seconds." Scoffed his friend taking a bit off coffee herself and gagging after a mouthful. "How can you drink this foul liquid?!" She questioned.
"Well, I should have probably guessed that your body had that kind of effect, extreme Yin cultivation and all that." He sighed. "I still refuse to give you a hand, but the answer to your question is that I've drank it for more than half of my life and it is comforting, besides acting like an energy drink when I was a mortal as you'd put." He explained, drinking her cup as well. "I do have to ask though, if you are unable to be satisfied by common man, why not just do it yourself with some implements?"
"... What?" She asked after a pause. "You mean drugs?"
"That'd work too, but I am guessing people here haven't invested into the industry of female comfort items in specific yet." He sighed, his head falling a bit. "Ok, if we're going to stick together I will need to help you someway, but I'm way off the mood, so instead I will make you 'toys'. Any requests on size, girth, taste and or implements?" He asked while getting up.
"You want to make me dicks? How does that..." She muttered.
"I'll be making a whole set with some variations them. It should all be quite natural for a woman of your experience." He exclaimed while walking away. He'd be hunting for some rubbery material to enchant to better fit the role plus one very resistant wood to resist her strength. A set of six or eight effects should do just fine.
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"There's even a couple of immortal emperors in the mix there, who did you even offend?!" Complained Tianyi as she threw the 'giant' dildo at hand to the ground.
"No one actually. They're here for you. On another note, did you want something up to thirty centimeters too? Only youkai have it at the twenties mark around here, so I didn't think you'd take in even more, but if you want..."
"I didn't even know there were things this size around damn it, just tell me you have a plan to deal with those guys!" She exclaimed, getting him by the collar and shaking him around for a bit.
"Of course I do. Let me just feed these and..." He said, putting mana on a seemingly random part of the wall. Then suddenly a giant meteor appeared above the main force of the cultivator army sieging their mountain. "Think you could hold that?" He asked the wide eyed woman in disbelief starring at the space rock he'd bought over. She'd already released him, but he made sure to pinch her to make sure she'd properly pay attention.
At least a third of the Immortals ran away the moment they realized how big the thing was. Not all of them would be out of the blast radius, and whoever thought of advancing would quickly find he'd incremented the barrier to be much more wicked and powerful than it'd previously been.
Like he'd theorized, immortal emperors were comparable to S-class threats. Two of them attacking his projectile was more than enough to neutralize his rock throw. Luckily he was a firm believer that there was no kill like overkill.
He smirked, easily seeing the faces of the two arrogant man as they realized there was another meteor on the way.
Little did they know, but people up his mountain were flabbergasted at the distant sight of the fifth, biggest projectile he had stored, the third and forth starting their disintegration as they reached for the second's back side.
"When did you even prepare this?" Tianyi asked in disbelief.
"During the week we spent raiding sects. I went to the end of the sky and left some mountains we broke floating around. The fact this place is a literal plane really helps this kind of technique." He smirked, preparing ten lasers for the case they tried to run away.
While he'd not come to enchanting the whole mountain, Aki was obviously going to prepare all defensive measures he could think that'd not come in the way of his trip back.
He'd need a lot of mana to forcefully open a gate in case he couldn't bring his things back. The souls of those two cultivators would cut down his plans on this side by a full month.
It'd been only a month and a half, but this place was like literal hell for someone like him, there was nothing to do but cause caos, craft or cultivate, so he'd not take chances in becoming completly twisted by his sociopathic tendencies and get over with the experience.
The pantheon back home had already received his messages, he'd spoken to the gods of space and time about it even, and though help was going to be expensive, they knew he'd get back because of the demon anyway, so they compromised.
Right now, it was simply a matter of who could work faster. If these people were dumb enough to just barge in a wizard's tower while he was home, he really didn't mind using them as resources.
*FRUUWON*
As the lasers burned their way through, the last hopes of the attackers died, their souls quickly and reluctantly being pulled inside the trap made exactly for this kind of situation.
"Aki, I think we should stop." Commented his expert in cultivation. "We'll cripple the realm if all those experts die."
"Uh? Nah, I'll just go hunt some beasts to equal the standings again. They've come for war, they should expect to die. Besides..." He snapped his fingers the soul of one of the leading Immortals being yanked towards him. "How many cultivators did you guys bring?" He asked.
"Argh" Groaned the soul as it tried to resist the compulsion to answer. "We brought almost... Everyone above nascent soul... On the continent."
This fablergasted Aki.
"Why, damn it?! It's been weeks and we only destroyed demon sects and a couple of corrupt orthodoxes!" He groaned and screamed.
"I don't know what the witch told you but she won't..."
"Nope, shut up. I looked into it myself idiot, nevermind the demonic sects which everyone kills on sight, every captive I kept, has admitted to multiple accounts of murder, rape, extortion, robbery, people and animal trafficking, with several sect masters even having comited genocide!" He complained, the expert in his clutches was unable to prevent his surprise from surfacing. Souls were just that honest. "Gods, everyone here either so clueless or so cruel I can't tell how humanity dominates even the lands they do." He complained, starting to move great amounts of mana to stop the meteors and send the ones that were still falling, though he did not stop the first, which was in pieces already.
Not many actually died because of the army's overall strength and ability to survive giant rocks. One with the radius the size of a city was still too much for even most Immortals, but otherwise, the rain of smaller and decelerated projectiles was much more survivable.
It took Aki some twenty minutes to get rid of the remaining projectiles, but people down there were still recovering anyway. By the time he floated off to stand above all troops, most experts were energetic enough to try and attack, several Immortals surrounded him even.
"Finally sho...." *Snores while floating* One guy tried to deliver some lines, but he was easily put to sleep.
"Cultivators and youkai, me and my friend mean you no harm. As long as you don't attack us that is." Said Aki, his voice echoing through the air and reaching everyone both on the immortal ships and on the forests, the power behind it scaring all those that remained. "She will not look for further massacre as her revenge, and I will allow you to leave with your lives if you step out of my property. Take your wounded, whoever is forgotten will be delivered back with a fee for our hospitality. Otherwise I will just start hunting you down, letting some few live under my mark." There was silence for a while, none expecting the mildly irritated voice. One immortal tried sneak attacking him while saying something, but he was easily stopped in the middle of the air, his head exploding outwards a moment later before his body disappeared and his soul was sucked towards the barrier around the mountain, no other being able to interfere. "Anyone else?"
He asked in a normal voice before signing. Another immortal came forward, but she did so openly, graciously stepping on air, and although tense, she didn't look like she was going to attack.
"Would fellow daoist be inclined to swear oath in your words?" She tentatively asked.
"Obviously." He shrugged and did exactly that, going into even further detail as getting described in this vow. He'd done it before for his not so trusting friend, so he had no problem repeating the costum without having to ask for instructions this time.
Some rays of light appeared and showered him, signaling the vow was done.
"This one hopes for the continuation of peaceful relations." Said the same woman before bowing, which Aki reciprocated, and getting on the biggest flying ship around, one banner disappearing from the overall attack.
"Well, that's out of the way at least. How long do you think it'd take for your power bases to be taken out and absorbed by her if you guys die attacking me?" Asked the now smiling Aki.
At least a third of the present Immortals left the battle field imediatly after it was pointed out.
By the time it was obvious no one else present was going away, he ussed the chance to see what kind of people stayed. In the middle of the pissed people and those way over their heads, there was one specific faction that caught the eye the most.
"I can see the reason these man are staying on their faces, but why do you holier than thou people stay? Something about necromancy? You don't seem to have been directly offended by Tianyi." He asked one bald monk.
"It is as you said. We cannot allow for her existence, so we will fight even if it means our death." Was his calm answer.
"That really isn't the best way to deal with the issue." He scoffed. "Anyway, do you all really think I can't hear your conversation? Even if you have a higher realm then me, that won't mean much around here. Shaw we end this quickly?" He asked, exploding several heads and making all others spit out blood as they found themselves suffering several soul and mind attacks at the same time.
The survivors were imediatly met with surprise when they noticed he'd simply destroyed his cultivation, not a sign of the immense pain it should cause, and quickly received death, their bodies looted for valuables and their souls captured by one smiling young man before he began to massacre all those that were not simply too injured to flee.