Shan Lian Lu 612hao
City Area - Baoshan District
Shanghai
China
Outside small room of the worn out house
"Lin Fan , you fucking conman !!!. Get the hell out of your house ".
"Lin Fan , be prepared for getting sued".
"Lin Fan , you are a bloody bastard !!! come out or else I will rip door apart and then ask you for its compensation".
But to the noises outside Lin Fan just retorted
Lin Fan:" This is all a huge misunderstanding if I said so would you believe it?"
"Fuck your Family ancestors" × 3
Lin Fan: " My ancestors have nothing to do with it .... "
These fellows are too much , cursing my family ancestors when they haven't offended anyone.
" It's due to them that a shameless person as you came into existence !!!".
Lin Fan was stunned and immediately raged
Lin Fan: "Why the hell are you all so hell bent on extorting me .I haven't done a single thing to you all ?".
"If making a leading company go bankrupt is not doing anything then we fucking don't know what doing anything means. Are you trying to trying to act innocent ? "
Lin Fan:"....".
(*Tch * I can't deny that thing but I just casually told president to invest when i acted as fortune teller).
*bam**bam*.
Lin Fan:"Stop hitting the door already idiots"
Thank god that i have already blocked the door .
Taking out cola from the refrigerator I began to enjoy the noises that came from outside the door.
Lin Fan:"Even if you scream like a piggy I won't be opening door".
Ah..... sipping a coke while relishing your achievements ....so good.
_-_-_-_-_
This was the last bit of conversation I had with the residents of the world i came from before I choked on the cola ....
It has been 3 day since I had died to such a despicable fate.
While reflecting on my past I began a new day as Lin Fan the servant of Zhang clan. Sweeping the clan property is my job. If someone doesn't finish the job he is punished by the clan.
Lin Fan:" To think that such a thing would happen to me. Sure it is true that good people die young"
When I came to this world I found out that I took over the body of a person with same name as me Lin Fan
Suddenly I hear footsteps approaching me.
Zhang Shi:" isn't it our famous servant Lin Fan who got beaten up for defying senior brother Liu".
Ah an annoying guy showed up .
Lin Fan:" 😦 what's your problem shit.... I mean Young master Zhang".
Zhang Shi:" 😬 Looks like you haven't learned your lesson . Guards beat this piece of shit.....Fuck!!!! I mean piece of crap to death".
And the guards beat me up as if I had been the one to fuck their mums ... *ptooi* fuck looking at their faces I don't think I can fuck such ugly women.
Lin Fan:"It hurts you bastards..."
Well I could only say such things behind their backs or I would be beaten again. Still, when I am on verge of death I don't feel fear ... Is this because I already died once . 😫 Don't think about depressing things when it's your last moment of life.
Damnit if I had golden finger like the one people like me had in novels I would love to anger those bastard to death.
*ding* Condition for activation :( Get scolded by a person , get beaten into shit and then think of a system like me)
*ding* clear
*ding* congratulations to the host "Lin Fan" for activating (The world's most incredible and unbeatable system) . As a free service host body is restored for sucessful activation.
Lin Fan:" .... Fuck !! is that a joke"
System:" System is not a joke. Your existence is a joke host"
Lin Fan:"😯"
System:" This is a golden finger which is unparalleled.
You can earn points by being cursed , abused , assaulted , defiled and then increase your survival chances by others so by any means enjoy our service "
Lin Fan:" Oi system , was this system created
for a masochist ?"
System:"No host, it was especially created for you by comparing your personality and psyche for convenience and please remember my name is (The world's most incredible and unbeatable system).
Lin Fan:" Oh fuck you god !!! You gave others such good system but why is mine such a useless. If I do things according to the system I might end up beaten to shit by others"
System:" Lin Fan baka !! ".
Lin Fan:" Oi system it's no use acting a Tsunade with such a dead pan voice"
System:" So Lin Fan (piece of shit) please do your best now. Right now I'm not in mood to talk to you"
Lin Fan:" .... Ah shit . Except for ticking me off what does this useless system does ?"
System:" No piece of shit, there is no useless system but only useless host. Would you believe if I said that"
Lin Fan:".....( getting flash back)"
...... .....
Lin Fan:" This is all a huge misunderstanding if I said so would you believe it?"
..........
Lin Fan:" System you are so shameless"
System: "Thank you Host "
Lin Fan:" Shit i got sidetracked again"