"A tip that explodes the chrysanthemums"
And then old pervert uncle began to perform the sword moves. With each move he said a verse of the poem
"One ray of cold light piercing ten thousand Chrysanthemums.
What harm is there in cuckolding the entire world?
A sharp d@#$ buried will not change.
One who gather Slut and Bitches, becomes the pimp."
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What the hell ? Mr old pervert.... is it really sword move series. The poetic verses just feels like written by a depressed pervert.
In Lin Fan's words
' These words are said by a Adult video cameraman who finds his current girlfriend as one of the models for his current shoot and record himself being cuckold in front of his own eyes '
Aye how brutal must that scene have had been . My condolences to that cameramen who had not only watch but record...Ai , such a tragedy.
Lin Fan:" System, do you want me to become such a pervert who travels around the world and shouting words like 'What harm is there in cuckolding the entire world?'. I would be beaten to death Everytime I show my face "
System :" Host does not need to worry. Host has immortal body so Host can't die".
Lin Fan: (Seems like being beaten to death would be most common thing I would face in my life)
With this and his new comprehension towards the Nine Tribulations Sword , Lin Fan has embarked on a legendary journey of no return.
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When Lin Fan was masterbatinga ,in the outside world the whole sky was painted Purple. People came out to see and began discussing.
" First the Heaven's Fury and now the Purple sky . What is going on "
" Looks like a good person is about to be born"
" It must be a person with all eight virtues. What else is the reason that even the Heavens is celebrating "
If Lin Fan was there he would have retorted ' Surely you jest . Who else has eight virtues if not me ' while wielding his sword and shouting aloud ' What harm is there in cuckolding the entire world '.
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"Purple Qi descends, Heavens in uproar. Stars tremble and give way to the Sword . Those who oppose will be beheaded , This is the fate of the Supreme."
" Fuck !!! it only has been a day and one fragment has been found . This means he currently is in Martial Master realm . This speed is simply ridiculous. Even a genius Son of Heaven needs almost a week to cultivate from Mortal Realm to Master Realm and that is when his age is 4-5 years when it is most easier to set foundation and practice. "
" Looks like the calm of Spirit Domain will be soon broken and the centre of the storm would be Sword Supreme"
" But isn't this just a prediction ? why are all of you so worried . He might prematurely die even before he ascends to this world from mortal world "
" This Prediction was given by the Heaven when the World Dominator crowned himself as the owner of everything except Heavens. This was the method of Spirit of Heavens to find a heir for Heavenly seat and remove the scourge from this world"
" So all we need to do is not get in the way of supreme and everything would be fine"
" *sigh* How could it be so easy.... It has been destined that he would become enemy of Heavenly Clans. Cultivation is the defiance of natural order of things and that's why we need to join our forces with other clans to destroy him if he becomes a threat".
" Couldn't we just go down to the mortal world and kill him directly before he matures? Regarding that his cultivation speed already made quite a noise in his surrounding ?"
" If we could think of this ... can't Heavens also think the same. That's why all the passages that connected various domains are blocked and now people can only ascend to upper world when their cultivation reaches required level but can't descend to lower realm"
" So we just have to kill all the people who ascend from now on and our problem will be solved"
" Idiot , if it was easy why would we be holding a meeting. Heavens will surely open a backdoor for him and his Ascension point will be different from rest. This might give him time to grow"
" Why don't we just not cause any trouble during these few years and quickly call all the people of clans back and go into seclusion at once"
" This is a good choice. At least we could just become humble if something happens"
" It means if someone from outside with good cultivation fancy Patriarch's wife we would become humble and send her off with wedding wine and gift ?"
" Who is this fellow ? please castrate him , feed his things to the dogs and then release his wife in midst of horses and give both parties the aphrodisiac if he is a virgin , go get his unfulfilled love to do it"
" Ha ha ha ha , see is this what you mean not making trouble ? Too bad I am still a virgin but my crush is your wife. What are gonna do ? Throw her in midst of horses and give both of them aphrodisiac ? "
*gugugu* blood splurting noises
" Patriarch has been angered so much that he fainted. Go throw this garbage of person into prison and carry patriarch to his room .... Meeting is adjourned"
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