it's been 2 weeks and the use to be named great naruto bridge I'm finally here baby yahoo and will ya look at that team 7 oh it's seems they replaced me with a Hyuga and they're not doing so well against Haku they're sorta filled needles and Sakura which I'm now gonna call Uselessness thank you for that name Moegaming (subscribe to him he deserves the subs btw) is being useless.....Okay bored now interfering.
Naruto:"YOOOLOOOOOO!!!!" CRASH! I broke through the Haku's Ice mirror with kick similar dynamic entry
Sasuke:"D-Dobe"
Naruto:"What up Sausage my man you look like shit at this rate all Itachi is gonna need is bitch slap to kill you"
Sasuke:"What did you just say!" Haku came out and threw some senbons at me which I easily dodged
Naruto:"I'm saying-"I disappeared and appeared behind Haku and stabbed him in the heart with my armamented in sword intent " Your weak pitifully weak"
Naruto:"Well anyhoo I have a pretty giant sword steal sayonara"taking Haku's corpse I disappeared
Sasuke:"Dammit Dammit Dammit DAMMIT!!!!"he screamed as he beats the ground with his fist as he begins to calm down" Whatever I need to get Shu(My replacement)outta here"
Sakura who was guarding Tazuna saw me coming dragging Haku by his hair I then called out to her " Oh hey Uselessness how ya doin?"
Uslessness:" N-Naruto what are you doing here"
Naruto:"Oh me I'm here for some new recruits as you can see I already have one recruit"
Uslessness:"R-recruit b-but he's already dead"
Naruto:"You don't need to worry about that" As Kakashi was about to stab Zabuza with his chidori I kicked his arm upwards saving Zabuza"Oh hello there Kakashi!"
Kakashi:"Naruto what are you- please come back to hidden leaf " I looked at him with look as if I was thinking about it"Mmmmmmmmmmm! Nah! Fuck hidden leaf village " I said while flipping Kakashi the bird
Kakashi:"Then I'll use force"he said as he got in fighting position Zabuza who saw Haku's corpse that was still just my hands got immediately sliced at me, armamenting my arm in sword intent I slashed him horizontally cutting him in half
Kakashi:(What I couldn't even see his arm move)
Naruto:"Sakura- oh sorry Uslessness you asked how was these to going to be my recruits well I'll just show 'Arise' " saying two shadows came out of both the corpses of Zabuza and Haku
Sasuke who just arrived asked " What the hell is that?"
Naruto:"Oh these are my shadow soldiers it's an ability I gained from a God of death as his successor " Well technically this is a lie but also truth since I also have gained the law of death which means I'm able to control all undead and resurrect them I could gain the law of life so I could perfectly resurrect a person but nah and I could turn it into an divinity but we'll need to ascend to to the True God Realm I don't want to instantly ascend since I'm planning on training Xian Yue to and I plan to go to the watered down God realm and I plan to tell her the truth about me and then there's Hinata I've already started a relationship with her though ah screw it there's no use thinking of this any way
Kakashi:"What do you mean?"He said as readying himself to engage me in combat picking the broken executioners blade"Simple Kakashi I plan to on recruiting you and a few a other shinobi I find interesting well anyways here comes a certain pig" and on cue Gato arrives and starts insulting Zabuza and Haku while Kakashi was still focused on them I blitz Gato's group of dipshits and start slaughtering while recruiting them and sending them to my kamui dimension with the rest of my army thats in there training and trust me a normal footman in my army are as strong high jonin and that's just the humans I turned what about beast
Seeing the way I'm slaughtering those fodder Sakura asked "Is he really Naruto " Sasuke who was doing nothing but was wide eyed at the carnage after island killed Gato I revived him as a soldier and ordered him along with some soldiers to go clean out all his safes and savings.I then turned to team 7 and said "Well it was nice meeting one of my father's students also Obito is alive he's posing as this guy named Tobi or Madara in an organization called the Akatsuki and Sausage my man your brother was ordered by the hidden leaf elder Danzo to massacre your clan technically your your clan was planning a coup so yeah he had to do that and Sakura you can die in a ditch for all I care just don't hold back Kakashi and Sasuke from getting stronger or I will kill you " I said releasing killing intent that made Kakashi's legs feel like jelly Sasuke was about to pass out and Sakura was literally pissing herself I then teleported to my kamui dimension.
Upon entering I saw Hinata cooking dinner if your wondering how and why Hinata is here with me that's because I was bit more clingy towards her and due to me saving her when the cloud ninja tried to kidnap her we started a relationship.I don't know what came over Hiashi but he branded her with with a caged bird seal beacuse she was weak and disowned her which pissed me off I was able to remove it with some system points of course and if your wondering she knows about the system and everything I was surprised she would even agreed to be my lover even though I love Xian Yue I love her as much but the sex will have to wait until she's a bit older
Hinata:"Oh Jordaine your early!" kissing her on her cheek I told her " Yeah ran into Sasuke and Sakura but they don't matter how is your training going?
Hinata:"Oh well I was able finally sense martial energy thanks to you and I mastered the chakra cultivation"
Naruto:"Well that's great here are are some cultivation techniques I also have some refining techniques for your body and once you reach martial grandmaster we'll put a hold in your cultivation the we return pick up Yue then head for another world but first we have get our revenge " Hinata nod I then head help set the table as we had lunch.After some foreplay we were lying in the bed sleeping when when I received a call from Jeffery.
I answered the video chat "Yo bro long time no see " he said
Jeffery:"Whoa you have Hinata with you"
Jordaine:"Of course I would have she's one of my favourite characters and that I hate the little shit Boruto"Well if he's born there'll be no leaf so yeah and why isn't Ajani with you"
Ajani:"Jeffery is on his own ship due to my new girlfriend brothers I would like you to meet Hieri Otsutsuki"
Hieri:"Hello it is a pleasure to meet you"
Jordaine:"Well nice to meet you too Hieri btw when are you guys arriving on the planet and I can guess your already destroyed the Otsutsuki clan"
Jeffery:"Yep I also have a bunch fruit from the God trees I plan sell all the treasures from the Otsutsuki family to the system shops also we'll be there in a day"
Jordaine:"Sweet I'll pick you guys up"