*Jordaine pov*
Hiruzen:" Who no - What are those things?"
Naruto:"Oh these guys those are the two of the seven generals of my meme army the one with the pink body suit is Pink Guy and the frog is Kermit don't call him a sesame Street character or you will die"
Hiruzen :"What are you talking about?"
Naruto:"Doesn't matter by the way Orochimaru don't think I don't see you" I used my repulsion ability and dragged down all hidden sound and sand shinobi into the stands in the stadium "Oh right Hinata we should probably get rid of all these bodies 'Amaterasu' " A black flame appeared burning all dead bodies in the arena
Hiruzen:(Just how strong has he become)
Orochimaru:"Namikaze Naruto damn you!" he cursed me removing his disguise
Hiruzen:"What is Orochimaru doing here"
Naruto:" Don't you dare call me that I refuse to use the name of that man" While I flood the entire arena in killing intent .I then burned his soul leaving nothing so no afterlife for him either
Naruto:"Listen old man the reason I'm here is to declare war which I've already done Oh and if your all wondering I am the fourth Hokage's son" The people had looks suprise and then it turned to shame.Entering my kamui dimension I left
*A few minutes later*
Naruto:"Holy crap you should've seen the look on their faces it was ducking hilarious "
Jeffery:"Oh man this is going to be fun"
Ajani:"You guys do what ever you want Hieri and I'm gonna introduce Hieri to some video games see ya" he said as he entered his Kamui dimension
Jeffery:"Yeah see ya too big bro gotta go just call me when your ready to leave"
Jordaine:"Right see ya later"
Naruto:"Alright then let's get my meme army ready the shadow army is already alright " in the shadow army I have a 38 thousand wolf with a sky walker wolf that evolved form of a wind walker wolf name Haru,I also have 57 thousand bear types their leader is an Thunder strike bear name Blitz, the dragons are lead by an heavenly earth dragon named Terracra and I have a few other species the uchiha are lead by Indra who I forcefully enslaved and Ashura who I also enslaved as well I couldn't get Hagoromo which I understood since he isn't in the pure world other than some fodder who I recruited in Jeontu the Otsutsuki make the largest force going over two hundred thousand soldiers and let's just say the female Otsutsuki's give amazing blow jobs well Ajani told me Hieri's blow jobs are great so I tried it with the shadows turns out I can have sex with them as well Oh well I'll be planning future orgys for later well any ways I think I'll send one thousand demon beast another thousand Humans, while the rest will be the meme army the way I got these guys was through the summoning tab and the gag abilities I bought
* 24 hours later*
Jordaine could be seen standing infront a large army you cpupd see the weirdest people from an small electric mouse dressed as Admiral Kizaru to man singing I have a I pineapple.Wearing his Boosted Gear scale mail at this moment Naruto meme army will be could be seen a mile away from the leaf village
Naruto:" Men prepare the your Waluigiblasters and Morgan Freeman,Big chungus,Chuck Norris, Smg4 and Simp God Idubs you can a do what ever want"
Naruto:"General Shaggy General El Hermano your with me and General Eggman Pissed on the moon"
Shaggy:"Like I'm gonna kick some ass man you ready Scoob" He says as he goes ultra instinct El Hermano just nod while Eggman Naruto run straight ahead to the village but before he could get close he was shot by a Fire ball jutsu
*BOOOOM!!!*
Leaf Shinobi:"Haha! Take that you egg shaped bastard" some other leaf shinobi then jumped out of hiding and looked at where the Eggman was blasted as the smoke clears Eggman could been seen standing without any injuries
Eggman:"You fool I have 70 alternative accounts you will never know know my main"
Shinobi:"What but how it doesn't matter keep blasting him" The shinobi then ran threw hand signs and the sent a hail of fire and wind type jutsu at him,Eggman seeing this smirked and yelled
Eggman:"SUPER LAZER PIIISSSSS!!!!!" A giant golden stream of urine in the form of Lazer beam struck the small army of shinobi completely obliterating the other just them but apart of the forest leading to the leaf it even went so far as blow apart of the village border giving the army and easier way in the village
Naruto:"Okay bois Fuck em up!" A loud array of Pelo battle cry was heard as we rushed the village(if you don't know want they sound like then watch some of Sr Pelo YouTube videos) Waluigiblasters were being fired shinobi were dropping like flies some of the Jounin and Chunin tried fight off the invasion like Asuma who was analy raped to death
Asuma:"Who are and why are you here " Who got in a fighting position
Fleece Johnson:"Me I'm nobody I'm just here for booty"
Asuma:"Booty what are you talking about"
Fleece Johnson:"I'm talking about man's butt"
Fleece Johnson:"Now I like ya"
Some random guy:"He likes ya " shout
Fleece Johnson:" I want ya"
Some random guy:"He wants ya"
Fleece Johnson:"Now we can do this the hard way are we can do this the easy way the choice is yours"
Asuma:"Tch! Yeah right I'm straight" Taking out his knives and armamenting them in chakra he rushed Fleece and tried siding at him hoping it would cause significant damage, but Fleece dodged by jumping over Asuma ,and grabbed him like goku did to Radits
Fleece Johnson:"Hard way it is"
Asuma:"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" All that could be heard was Asuma's screams throughout the entire war
All around was complete chaos and spicy memes and Waluigiblasters blasters being fired Smg4's Mario was fortnite dance over the corpse of leaf civilians and leaf shinobi when he was struck with a fire ball jutsu
Mario:"Oooh Mario's pingas seems to be on fire"
Leaf shinobi:"What the hell are these thing"
Mario who is know pissed" I'm gonna give you seven across the ass"
Leaf shinobi " Oh shi-" was his last words
Another part of the village Obama was fighting Kakashi Obama was dressed like Itachi and had two sharingan he weilded a sword and was clashing with Kakashi Kakashi who tried striking him with a chidori with his other but that was dodged and countered with a roundhouse kick, sending Kakashi flying Obama then sent a volley of fire style phoenix flower at Kakashi who substituted at the last minute with a log
Kakashi:(Who would've thought Naruto would have such strong shinobi under him how have we never heard of someone like this)he thought as he dodged a slash from Obama
Another part of the village Guy was fighting someone who looked Freiza from dragon ball z but it wasn't him he had the word Rona on his chest
Guy:"I will show the power of my YOUTH Leaf Hurricane!"
???:"OhOhohohoh you think you can defeat me the great lord Rona" As guy was about kick Rona he fell down and start coughing
Guy:"Why do I am I coughing so much and why do I feel feverish and weak?"
Rona:"Ohohohohohohoho!!! This is ,you power of the Corona virus"
A random guy:"Ey yo this guy has the Corona virus"
Random guy#2:"Oh shit get that sucker they took a bunch of weapons ranging from knives to swords to even guns and that's was how Guy the blue beast of the leaf was killed
This war was eventually ended as thousands of Ugandan Knuckles was running amok spitting on shinobi because they do not know the way and going beyond super ebola 2 and started to harness the power of Corona, Alucard was also on walk and Goku was spamming his muffin button like a psychopath eventually flooding apart of the village and there was Big smoke and CJ who was cleaning put shinobi with their cheat codes
Only two shinobi was left Hiruzen and Jiraiya I was directly fighting them in my balance breaker since I haven't really used it much
Hiruzen:" Naruto this ends here " Weaving through a bunch of handsigns he summoned Monkey king Enma who transformed into his staff Hiruzen the elongated his staff towards me I dodged to the side but it changed direction Jiraiya then sent a fire style jutsu towards me but I was able to to escape in time with a substitution these guys are as physically strong as me so I should be careful but with my wider array of abilities I should defeat them Jiraiya then summoned Ma and Pa and entered sage mode he charged a Giant Rasengan but I blocked by crossing my arms in a X shape while armamenting it in haki
Naruto:"Ha! You call that a rasengan I'll show you a true one "I then did a normal rasengan with my right arm and then put it up in the air like the rasen-shuriken my Rasengan then began expanding as it twenty times the size of the ones Naruto used against Kurama in the original and galaxy could be seeing inside of the rasengan it looked beautiful but the power it was radiating was terrifying Jiraiya and Hiruzen was stunned by its beauty yet paralyzed in fear
Draig:"BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST!!!!!!"
Draig:"TRANSFER" I then transfer all the power to the rasengan powering it massively I then rushed the still paralyzed Hiruzen and Jiraiya and slammed it in their face before they could react and the results that entire part of the village was gone the Hokage stone faces were also obliterated it was nothing but a plain now
Naruto " Holy crap I didn't mean to end it so soon"
Draig:"Well of course partner the amount chakra you have now surpasses that of the tens tails and not only that there is that martial energy that I tried cultivating which nurtured your chakra even more and increase your control and then you have me which is practically just overkill"
Naruto:"Okay I get it I'm OP"
Julie:[Hidden Quest Complete: Fuck da Plot/Completely screw the plot of the Naruto series /Rewards: Divine Dividing]
Naruto:"Whoa Divine Dividing score I think I'll just give it to Hinata"
Julie:[Your welcome Jordaine]
Draig:"Great I don't have to deal with him"
Naruto:"Well any ways I should call back my army " Taking out a book with pepe the frog on it all memes turned into cards and entered the book this was summoning binder it is where I can keep all summons of I want so it's awesome, entering ,his Kamui dimension I teleported right to the bed and as I was trying to go to sleep Hinata came in a sexy night gown that wasn't covering anything up
Jordaine:"Hey Hinata didn't we say we were going to wait a few years befor ing actually doing" I said as I sat up
Hinata:"Well I'm sick of waiting so shut up and fuck me " she then pushed me down on the bed
Jordaine:"Where was the shy girl that I knew from three years ago went"
Hinata:"Oh she's right infront you" as she said she kissed and my dimension was filled her moans some of my female shadow soldiers even joined the fun today was a good day