"Dense!! Are you ok??", Tachibana comes to me rushing. "Why did you get so drunk?! You could've hurt yourself fool."
I grab her shoulder and put her against the wall.
"What are you doing!!? Let me go!!", she says.
"Now listen here woman!!! I am your husband!!! Ok?! If something is bothering you it bothers me too!!!!! Stop hiding shits from me!!!! I'M HERE TO HELP YOU OUT!!! SO TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THIS INSTANCE!!!!", I smack the wall behind her real hard.
I think I scared her too much. Great job mister drunk! Now she hates you more probably.
"I-I'm s-sorry. P-please calm down.", she says with a scared voice.
"Tell me what is wrong!", I ask.
"Nothing is wrong."
"Either you tell me or I leave just like kai and aiko."
"No!!!", she screams.
"Then tell me."
"I don't know how to tell you this.", she looks a little shy and scared.
"What do you mean?", I lower my voice to normal.
"I don't know how you will react to it! Ok?!"
"I won't react. Just tell me!", I shake her by shoulder slowly.
"Stop! Fine I'll tell you!!"
"I'm not stopping untill you speak up!!"
"I'm..."
"Yes??!"
"I'm pre...."
"Yeah??!!!"
"I'M PREGNANT!!!", she screams at me.
"I'm sorry, what? Say that again??!"
"I'm pregnant dummy!!!"
I suddenly stop moving.
"Wait so if you are pregnant that means that you have a child now?!"
"Yes!"
"That means you are a mom now??!"
"Yeah, what of it?"
"So who is the father?"
Slap received, "You!!! You piece of shit!!! You are the father!!!"
"How is that possible!? I wasn't a father a few days ago."
"What the fuck are you even saying!!?"
"I mean when??! How?!!"
"Remember a few days ago? You got too drunk and made me drink a whole bottle of scotch?"
"I did?!"
"How can you forget that??!"
"I'm sorry!! So where's the child?"
"In my belly.", she says.
"You ate it?!!!"
Another slap received.
"What the fuck is up with you tonight?!", she asks.
"I'm sorry! It's just too much to take in."
"I know right?"
"But I don't get why are you so upset about it?"
"I don't know if it would be a good idea to have a child. We don't even know if we'll live the next day."
"You know you always think too much."
"What?"
"I think it's going to be just fine. Besides, there's not really any danger up here."
"You sure about it?"
"Why wouldn't I be?", I smile at her.
"Thanks Densetsu.", She hugs me.
Taking your problems and turning them into blessings huh? I guess it's true atleast sometimes.