"Hey bruh, help me with this", Yashiro asks me to help with his workout.
"Coming."
"so how did it go."
"How did what go?"
"You know, last night things."
"Oh it's nothing much. She is just pregnant and was worried what I might act like."
"hold on, did I hear you right?"
"What?"
"You said she is pregnant right?"
"uh yeah, what of it?"
Everyone suddenly stares at me.
"what?!", I ask them.
"You aren't joking right?"
"uh, why would I joke at a time like this?"
Suddenly Yashiro punches my belly.
"Hey!!! what was that for??"
"No, he isn't drunk either. He would've puked."
"Why would I be drunk early in the morning??"
Everyone is still staring at me. Why are they staring though?
"Say what you were saying about Tachibana again.", Alison asks.
"I said she is pregnant. Wait a minute! she is..... she is pregnant? That means I'm gonna be a dad!!!! Oh fuck!!!!!'
"That's more like it.", Alison laughs.
"You really didn't understand when you said pregnant? jeez.", Yashiro laughs.
"But what should I do??!", I ask helplessly.
"Well, there's nothing stopping it now. The seed is sowed, the bun is in the oven, the cheese is in the hamburger. The timer is set to 10 months.", Kamado Says laughing.
"Ew I'm never eating hamburger again.", Alison says.
"That'll be good for your jumbo.", Kamado pinches Alisons belly laughing.
"Well, let's throw a party shall we?!", Yashiro says.
"You bet!!", Kamado says.
"Ow, hell yeah!! If only our guru ji pays that is."
"Of course. But....", I stop.
"What? You want abortion or something??", Yashiro asks.
"No not tha...."
"Listen here man!! If you gave her a hope of a baby then you shouldn't half ass it!!", Yashiro speaks up before I can finish.
"I'm not saying that. I'm just worried. Will we be ok? I mean the amount I earn, it's enough for a third member allright but what about the kid's demands? And what about treatment and checkup. Will the world be safe for the child?"
"LIsten man, do you really think you are alone at this place. We all are here. We are family! why are you taking everything in your hand?", Yashiro says.
"Yeah!!", everyone agrees.
"Besides, what can go wrong. Trust us man."
They really are cheering me up a lot. Maybe he is right. What can go wrong. We all are here for 3 whole years. Yeah, everything will just be fine. I just have to keep Tachibana safe along with the kid. That's all, right?