Sigh… It's another day and here I am stuck in class with a history teacher that goes on and on about nothing and I mean nothing. Like right now instead of explaining about how Japan united, he's talking about the new toupee he bought and how real it looks. Yeah, I am not sure if he is a complete idiot or if he is just losing his mind. But well either way, even if he was teaching class properly, I am not paying attention anyway. Why, you ask? Well mainly because I am reading my favorite web novel Phantasia: The Princess Knight… It's either that or my two other favorite things, sleep, and observe those around me. Yeah, you heard me. I like to watch people. You say I am some kind of pervert? Nah. Nothing perverted about observing those around me.
Let's put it this way. I like to observe those around me, for just in case situations. Though I will say I do not talk to any of them. Not that I am being shunned by the class or anything. It's more of me not being able to talk well with people. I guess you can call it some kind of social disorder. But I am not like those creepy otakus or anything that hideaway in their house all the time.
Well… Maybe, I do hide in my house but I definitely do not look like those creeps. I shower on a daily basis and am quite good looking if I do not say so myself. More of, I just don't speak well, so there's no point in going out. I normally spend my time studying at home and reading novels when I am not at school. Okay! Okay! So I do play video games every once and a while… everyday… Fine! I play them for hours on end, late into the night. Happy now? Not my fault though! I only play RPGs for their storylines but who told the creators to make save points the hardest thing to find in the game. I end up with no choice but to fight more battles until I find one and by the time I find one it's already morning!
Anyway! Getting back to the main topic of my hobby of observing my classmates. Like if you look at Inaba over there, he is visibly drooling over Takagi the girl in front of him. Wait, what's he doing with his phone? Why is he slowly getting down under his desk? Why is he reaching out with his phone pointing it between Takagi's legs!?
Yeah, so, right there is the real definition of pervert.
You ask why I do not say anything? Well, simple. It would mean speaking to someone and that is something I will never be able to accomplish. I can only silently apologize to Takagi for not being able to open my mouth. The best thing I can do is slip a note in her locker later.
Sigh… I wish the school day would end faster, So I wouldn't have to deal with people…
At least that was what I thought at that time… Because if I knew I would find myself in such a place as this, I would have not have complained so much. The main reason I say this is because in front of me, at this moment, is a really large pig faced creature holding what looked like a tree stump while glaring at me.
Yeah, I am not sure what happened. Class had ended and a bright light flashed in the room causing everyone to scream out in fright. The next thing I knew I found myself in the middle of the woods or forest where ever this is with no one else around, but for me. When I finally got a grasp on the situation, I looked down to inspect my body. Two hands, two feet. Both are human. Well, at least I think they are human. Luckily I didn't turn into a slime or a slime or a slime or something. Well, I guess a bug wouldn't be good either. I mean imagine waking up and finding out that you turned into a spider. How creepy would that be?
I looked down at myself to see that I was still at least wearing clothes. Thankfully I was, if not I would be so embarrassed, I'd probably kill myself. But one thing did come to mind that I needed to check. I pulled the hem of my pants and also the panties beneath it out a bit so I can see what I need to see. Boy was I happy when I saw... that I did not have a third leg. I would never be able to go to the bathroom or bathe again if I did.
With a sigh of relief that everything else was intact I looked around at my surroundings. Why didn't I check my chest, you ask? Heh… Anyway… I was basically surrounded by nothing but trees and it was from within these trees that this pig faced monster came out of. But as I stared at it and it stared back at me, it seemed we were both unsure of what to do with one another. One thing was for sure, I was seriously wondering if the pig face monster in front of me tasted like bacon or not. Yeah, I know this is not the time to be having such thoughts but think about it. There is a really tall pig faced creature standing in front of you. Wouldn't you wonder if it tasted good or not?
No? I am insane, you say? Well, maybe. But I truly am standing here in front of a pig faced creature after all. Maybe fear has taken over my body and this caused me to have such thoughts. Whether I was sane, insane, or driven by fear, I do not think it would have mattered very much when such a monster is staring at me. But for some reason, the pig faced creature is slowly backing away from me. It seems to have a hint of fear in its eyes. It slowly backed up before turning around and sprinting out of my line of sight.
That's strange… Why did it run? I can only cock my head to the side and cross my arms across my chest to ponder why such a thing happened. Not able to come up with anything I wiped my hand over my mouth only to realize that I had a large amount of saliva dripping from my mouth. I'm hungry okay! I had not eaten anything since earlier in the morning and that was only a slice of bread with jam on it that I stuck in my mouth on my way out the door.
Nooo… I did not have any fateful encounters with any hot guys. Even if I did, I would more than likely blush and run away without saying a word before they could even ask me if I was alright. I mean I can't talk to my own family. How am I supposed to talk to some hot guy around my age?
But I do guess the pig faced creature seemed to have been frightened by how much I was salivating. I guess any predator would be scared if something was looking at it as if it was fried bacon. Mmmm… Kind of wanted to take a bite out of the pig faced creature just to see how it tasted.
One thing is for sure though… This does not seem to be Earth. I mean, I at least have never seen a pig faced creature before outside of manga, anime, light novels, and other world class literary works like this back on Earth. So I can only guess that that flash of light had transported me to another world, at least I think so anyway.
What's my name you ask? Ah! Sorry, seems I had forgotten to say. Let me introduce myself. I am the great and wonderf… Huh? Just introduce myself in a normal way? Sigh. You just had to ruin my moment. Fine! Fine! My name is Nagano Riku, Fifteen years old. Happy now?