plot twist: the murderer was using rubber bullets because it was a setup by the police, but Shrek was buried alive and you rush to dig him out, only to find him playing in the mud. When he sees you, he's smiling for a split second before a drone strike by a russian military drone hits him. However, the mud he was in protected him from the explosion and as he watches the drone fly away, he vows to get revenge. Four years later, he's ready. He breaks into Vladimir Putin's office and, subduing Vladimir's pet cat-girl with some tuna, engages in a judo match. Being almost evenly matched, the fight lasts 5 days in which the energy around them is so strong that nobody outside can even touch them. On the fifth day, Vlad is defeated and Shrek takes his position as president of Russia. He enstates communism, but runs the government well enough to avoid corruption and life becomes perfect