Haze opened up
"What do you think of the name [Trojan Rocket]?" Haze felt the
"I think it sounds perverted... I like it!" Lapis put her arm around Haze as he looked over at Zack who shrugged his shoulders with a nonchalant expression. "However, what about a simpler name? Something that doesn't scream I'm a guy..."
"She's saying make it so people can't figure out who you are..." Rail rubbed Lapis leg and smiled. "The teenage school girl is right this time."
Haze clicked on his name one more time and decided to change it to [Grape Vine]. He looked over at Rail as she once again shook her head.
"No, too simple. That screams take advantage of me, right?!"
"Yup, i think you might feel bad if someone has a name like powerful dominator and you're [Grape Vine]."
"Fine!" Haze clicked on it again and changed the name to [Complete Mint[. "Is that a little better?"
"I'm satisfied with it." Rail nodded her head and put her arm around Lapis. "Let's go check on the kitchen. Shall we go Lapis?"
"Sure, little sister! Let's go, after you!" Rail and Lapis vanished off of Haze's lap as he sighed and pulled up a replay. He had two replays available this time instead of just one, and clicked on [Joke Lands] replay over [Fate Toss].
A moment later, six gods appeared on his screen on opposite sides of the map. One side had three girls that were wearing black and white dresses. They were versing three extremely tall men that had spikes sticking all out of their body - they almost looked like horns.
"What? What is that Mace? Why do they have horns?"
"That man probably captured a demon and took an ability from him. It's probably a defensive skill from a demon."
"You can take skills?" Haze looked strangely at the men as the countdown for the match started. "Does that mean I can teach an angel skill to my gods?"
"Yes, of course. However, it takes god credits as well. How's the training going?" Mace started to massage his shoulders as Zack looked towards them and sighed. He walked over to Mace while facing the television and sat on the floor next to Haze.
"It's lonely over there... Sorry to interrupt."
"No worries Zack, the training is fine..." Haze said as the countdown reached one second. "However, how many god credits does it take?"
"It's cheaper... Maybe if you bless me with an angel's skill I'll finally feel special..." Zack sighed and started doing sittups. "I'm just a normal man in a gods body..."
"I promise to fix you Zack!" Haze sighed and finally focused on the match! "Damn it! Mace... Can you sit on my lap... It's easier to focus when you're not standing..."
Mace smiled and sat on Haze's lap as he put his hand over her lap and resumed the replay.
The three girls were named [Mark], [Last], and [Fall]. They charged towards the three men on the opposite side.
Haze didn't even bother to look at the other team's names. He studied the three girls that belonged to [Joke Land].
"If his name is any indication, they have funny abilitities."
"That probably means they don't." Rail appeared with a bag of chips. "Your kitchen is almost fixed... Looks like angels can heal more than people."
"She can heal? What else can she do?"
"Watch!" Rail said as she pointed at the screen. "You can only watch a replay once..."
"Oh right..." Haze turned as the three girls started to transform. [Mark] turned into a cannon and spun into [Falls] arm before she leaned down and pulled the trigger. A massive fire burst out of the ignition and went towards the three running men.
The three running men, with [Lord Storm] at the front, turned completely transparent for a second and ran through the attack. They seemed to disappear for just a second before [Lord Storm] reappeaerd and reached out towards [Falls] neck.
Fall tried to jump back but got snatched up from the ground like a playdoll;. Her neck istantly snapped in half before the gun in her hand exploded.
<[Lord Storm] and [Falls] have been eliminated>
Haze sighed and started to turn away as the other remaining girl [Last] was also grabbed by the neck. The two remaining gods on her opponents side grabbed her by her head and feet and split her in half. It was so grotesque that even in cartoon form Haze had to cover his eyes.
<[Joke Land] has surrendered.>
"Ugh, so horrible! That bastard let his gods snap a girl in half?"
"It's just a game. She probably felt no pain." Rail said as she sat on Haze's lap. "Anyways, I have some good news to tell you and more bad news..."
"What? Just tell me already!" Haze said as he clicked on [Joke Land]s screenname to see what he could find. "What is it?"
"The good news is that you should have no problem beating her.... The bad news is that you didn't pay attention to the special thing she did..."
"Yes, she had a god transform into a weapon. That probably increased her attack to the D+ rank..." Zack said as he leaned back on Mace's leg. "Sorry, hope you don't mind I want to touch you..."
"It's okay...." Mace smiled and patted Zacks' head. "She's right, though, we would get one hit by that weapon."
"Yup, the other guy got lucky..." Rail crossed her arms and clicked over to the new god window. "Why don't you check out what your angel provides you now? She also needs some attention soon, or she's going to clean the whole house."
"I'll... I'll take a look at this window and then go downstairs!" Rail sighed as he heard the sound of a pot banging! "Anyways, after this let's go check out Waist's room... I haven't visited somoene in a while."
"She might also have different anime there.... I'm in..." Zack smiled and stood up. "Let's surprise her so she doesn't change her outfit. I want to see what she wears at home..."