*Once upon a time… Wait… I uh.
HOLD ON
Okay, this is harder than I thought. What if I begin with a cliché? Those are okay right???? Nope, it's too trash to even continue. Damn it all…*
-Um, sir?
*I can't start over AGAIN, this is the 337th draft. *
-Mister? Where am I? *sobbing*
*Okay, what if I go with something like, "Our great hero began his life as a tiny boy. THEN HE BEAT THE DEMON KING." No, me no, that's just too shit. What happened to the middle??? Its just beginning then BOOM, ending…*
-Mister…please...I..wanna go home…where is my mommy…-
*What was that noise? OH FUCK, RIGHT!*
HELLO, uh, little one. How are you today?
-Do you know where my mommy is?-
Uh, yes, little one, I do know where your mommy is located.
O.O -YOU DO!!!!! PLEASE TAKE ME TO MY MOMMY!!!
*SCHEESH, why is this one crying so much? It's like 6 right? Wait, no, it could be wearing makeup.*
Little one, are you wearing makeup?
-???-
*Okay, scratch that, does not know what makeup is…let's see here.*
Little…boy? What are you doing here?
-Mister, take me to my mommy, pwease.-
*His mother is uh…*
MICHAELLLLLLL COME HERE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
*Poof* -Yes, my Lord. What can I help you with?
Do you uh, know who this kid's mother is by chance?
-Yes, my Lord, his mother is the one girl.
*Wait...um..OH FUCK, HOLY SHIT*
Michael, do you mean, Mary?
-Yes, my Lord, Mary is the one I was referring to.
Uh, thank you Michael, that is all.
-Yes, my Lord. *Poof*
*Oh fuck, I cannot do this again. Well, I can't just abandon him. What if I give him powers, like the last one? No, if I do that again, it won't end well. Man, I am in a pickle. Well, I'll just take it slow.*
So, kid, do you know who your father is by chance?
-My..papa..mommy says my papa is..gone. Mommy told me that he was big and strong..but some bad guys..they hurt my papa..and he went into hiding. Mommy says that he will find me one day and we will be a family again!-
*Well, he might not be my kid. Let me just check his Grace...*Blinding light* AH, FUCKIN HELL, YUP, MY KID, MY KID FOR SURE!!! WOW! That is a lot of power…how did he even survive this long???? Usually the power consumes the soul the moment the child is born, but I guess this kid has one heck of a soul. Wait, let me check his soul.*
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…
*Uh, okay, that's not supposed to be there. WTF is happening here? T…the kid's…soul…is…not…his…own. *
MICHAELLLLLLLL
*Poof* -Yes, my Lord.
Um, how old is this boy.
-He is 7 years old, my Lord.
Then uh, why is his soul 36 years old....
-...….
No, ideas? This makes literally zero sense.
-My Lord, I…have a theory. The angel Castiel spoke of a woman that he was assigned to…disappearing. We, uh, did not take the report seriously because the soul was still in circulation so, we uh, just assumed he went on a bender.
Michael, when did this happen exactly?
-Around 7 years ago, my Lord…
Ah, so this little one absorbed his mother's soul while being born…
-Yes, my Lord, it would appear that way.
Thank you, Michael, you may go.
-Yes, my Lord *Poof*
Hey, kid, what is your name?
-My name is Marvin. What is your name mister?-
Oh, my name is..uh..Garry. It is nice to meet you Marvin.
-It is nice to meet you too, mister Garry, are you taking me to my mommy?-
Well, I can't do that right now, but I CAN let you talk to her soon.
-REALLY!!-
Yup, just give me a few minutes and I will let you talk to your mommy again. Now, can you wait here for a few minutes for me?
-Yup, I will wait for you mister Garry.-
Thank you, buddy.
*Okay, think G-man, THINK. Well, I can't send him to earth, his power would ruin the world in seconds. What if I make a world just for him? Yeah, that would work. It would allow his power to expand slowly and hell, he could probably power the whole world. If the world existed with him walking among the mortals, it would be a big problem. Wait, what if I convert his power into something more workable, then crafted a little method for him to obtain his inheritance. I must make sure he is worthy right? I mean, Jesus was worth, but some of the other kids have gone astray. Ah, just thinking about Adolf makes me cringe, why didn't I just give him the power to command paint? NO, I had to leave it open to "Interpretation". Okay, okay, I have to lock this kid's powers away because he is almost strong enough to take even ME on.*
*Kids like fairytales and adventure. So maybe a world filled with mystery. Heroes, Dragons, and OH A DEMON KING. YES, finally, maybe this kid could be entertaining for me. I kinda suck at writing but watching him grow should keep me entertained. I kinda missed the first 7 years of his life. I should be there for him and help him grow. BUT!!! I must make sure this kid is worth of the throne. He is kinda the only contender left. These past thousand years have been torturous on me and the Angels have everything under control. I could just keep an eye out, maybe throw a flood here, a locust swarm there, and make sure the kid gets a fair shake.
Yeah, lets give this kid a proper childhood, filled with dungeons, flying, helping old ladies, and most importantly crafting. I hope he takes after his old man, none of my kids have had a knack for creation yet. Maybe he will be the one.
Okay, let me just work MY MAGIC BABY!!!*
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As Marvin watched the strange man named Garry laugh manically, he got the feeling that this would not end well at all.
Then, as Marvin got sleepy, he felt like he was falling in the bubble bath that his mom always made for him. Marvin loved those times with his mother, and he was very eager to see her. Well, God told Marvin that he would talk to her again, but it did not end up as he planned because when Marvin was transferred to the magical world his father crafted for him, he began falling. This world did not have an astral plane yet, so when Marvin appeared without a soul of his own, he began falling into darkness.
Marvin enjoyed his mother's presence very much during the fall, but then he suddenly felt her leaving him…in the cold, black, nothingness. Marvin began wishing for his mommy harder than he ever had. He needed his mommy to come and rescue him. He pleaded for his mother to rescue him.
Marvin was in the darkness for only a few minutes, but it felt so much longer. It felt like years. Marvin began thinking about his mother, she always told him to be strong, help those in need, and to be kind to those less fortunate. Marvin tried to be strong for his mother and he was, as Marvin lasted for 3,000 years in the darkness before he gave up. He began crying and thought that he would give anything to see her, to hug her, or to even talk to her.
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Hello sweetie.
-Mom…I missed you, so much.-
I missed you too sweetie. Why are you in the dark?
-I…I don't remember. I was talking to Garry, then I remembered when we used to take baths but now, I don't remember what I have been doing. I am just so glad you are back.-
I have been with you the whole time, baby, I never left your side.
-But, I felt the cold and the darkness. I don't like the dark.-
I know baby, I know, I have been here with you, I have just been too weak to talk to you. Something happened and your father made a boo-boo. He didn't mean to, he just made a mistake.
-Papa? When did you talk to papa, mommy?-
It was while you were asleep, your dad told me to protect you. He wants you to become strong and find him one day, but you have to use your own strength.
-Papa wants me to find him? Why didn't papa tell me anything, or even say hi to me…-
Your dad made a mistake and he is sorry. But baby, I need you to think about a world like the stories I used to tell you about. A world with Heroes, dragons, elves, gnomes, and everything else, okay? I need you to think about it really, really, really hard and want to take us there. Baby, I need you to wish with all of your might, okay?
-Okay, mommy. I'll try for you.-
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As Marvin gave it his all, he began to see flashes of a world, but it wasn't exactly as he remembered in the stories. He saw flashed of red and heard people yelling about...something. Marvin locked onto a world, but it wasn't the one his father intended for him. This world contained many similar things, but it had an astral plane that could be accessed with make-shift souls. This is a very strange world as it contained no Gods, that is until Marvin arrived.