Sitting by the bench, Careless waited for her blind date who was already thirty minutes late.

"I guess this is a bust again."

She got up and was about to leave when a man came running towards her.

"Excuse me... are you Careless?"

Tilting her head, she studied the man's features. "Yes, who...?"

"I'm sorry I'm late, my car broke down on the way. My name's Farty... Farty McSniffer."

He extended his right hand to shake hers.