Before I get back to torturing the MC, I will say this now. I am going to SHAMELESSLY steal ideas from other books I have read to make his life as painful as I can. So all you jock out there better have that popcorn in hand.
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I wake up in what looks like a forest of some kind.
Yeah right!
I wake up to me getting me ass pummeled by the others of the litter I was born into. A paw straight to the face.
AND I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE BEST PART DAMMIT! A HOT BABE WAS ABOUT TO DRAIN ME DRY ON MY 17" (you can now clearly tell it was a dream) DICK FOR FUCK SAKE!
Pissed, spiteful, and vengeful, I dodge the next full-frontal paw attack and bite my sister where a human nipple would have been (Yes. I fight like a girl. Deal with it).
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Sister used swipe – missed
You used bite - -5 (coward)
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I paused just briefly (10 minutes) to look at the text in front of me. To which I began to dance once it finally hit be that I am now in a game like world.
YAY!
OUCH! MOTHER FUCKER!
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Sister used bite - -12 CRITICAL! (never bite a girl on her boobs fuck face!)
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That sneaky bitch bit my anaconda (don't judge me)! SHE MUST PAY!
And by pay, I mean that since I ate some really gassy food earlier, I turned around and farted in her face, just as she was about to bite me again. Causing her to stop mid bite, before she bit my tail.
I was laughing so hard as she fell over, I did not see my new mother (by the way, I should go a head and say that I was born into a pack of black mountain wolves) as she knocked me senseless into a tree before saying "I will not stand for a coward ruining any of my daughters' noses. Either fight fair or not at all and be a little bitch to them".
Me and my smart ass that has no brain to mouth filter says "well in that case, why do they get to attack me as I sleep, and I can't get 10 feet near them? Who's the bitch now!?"
Lets just saw that I was beaten unconscious and leave it at that.
And yes, it has been like this for the past 4 years.
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For the next 12 years, I had to get better at sensing my surroundings. By now, I have been kicked out of the pack for "cleaning" myself as I was staring at my sisters. Its not like I had a chance with them anyways.
Cock blocking bitches.
By now, I am staring at a screen to tell me all the different evolutionary paths that I can take.
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Bitch Chimera – You are now the biggest pussy known to the animal kingdom. Everyone will laugh at you the moment you try to stand up for yourself before you fall back into despair. -10 to Int, -16 to Wis, -50 to Cha.
Badass Chimera – you are the top dog. All women will lay at your feet and beg for your dick to penetrate them. +30 to Cha, +20 to Int, +80 to Wis.
Lust Chimera – you lust for the pleasures of heaven (women of all kinds) has turned you into your chuuni lust demon. +40 to Wis, -15 to Int, +25 in Cha.
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I actually had about 70 different kinds I could choose from. Even though I did not want the first one up there (who the hell wants to be a bitch to someone else?), I was busy looing at the latter choices.
*somewhere in the MC's new world*
Sneezes about 30 times.
"Princess! Are you all right!?"
"Yes Fellatio, I am fine. It must have been a badass Hero that was talking about me! tee-hee"
*back to MC*
Why are my ears burning? Is someone talking shit about me again?
*looks at the readers*
Damn jocks with their harem of bombshell babes who are probably getting laid as they watch me suffer!
Just you watch! I will knot so many bitches, it will make your head spin!
But what I want to know right now is, why is the Badass Chimera grayed out?
I really want to cry. The other choices beside Lust Chimera (I still have nightmares about it) are all worthless. They range from being someone else's bitch to being someone else's fuck toy (of the male variety).
And as much as I REALLY hate my chuuni lust demon, I have no other choice but to see why I cant get the Badass upgrade.
But as soon as I think to close the window, Lust Chimera becomes highlighted and I begin my transformation into my worst nightmare.
*either all you males must really hate me right now (or just really jealous that I could have gotten a really badass body), or you fine looking ladies really want to have a romp in the hay*
POV change – unknown hunter
Why must I have to go out hunting again? It was supposed to be my week off! That bitch better pay up on one of her days.
Its just to bad that the male population has dwindled to 1 male for every 78 women. And since I was supposed to be off today, I was planning on going to see the only man of the village.
Again.
I am a young 27-year-old 5-foot 1-inch tall petite woman with long black hair with a purple glow to it. With violet eyes and porcelain skin. My breast are DD.
And the cunt of a man is almost 67 years old. Not to mention all wrinkly. I just stand there and shiver thinking that small of a dick is what I need to make sure that I get pregnant to help keep my family name alive.
I look at my bone spear made form the bones of the great wolf Fenrir. Legend says that Cerberus caught him cheating on her and bit his package off in one clean bite. And all the males that she gave birth to had to hide from all their sisters in fear of being circumcised by at least 90%.
Sighing, I went further into the woods.
Just as I take another step, I dear this awful whining sound. It sounded like something was dying while I heard bones snapping.
Since this would make a quick hunt, I ran off to find the source of the noise. All the while thinking "please let this be a big haul. Please let this be a big haul.".
After running for about 15 minutes, I came across a wolf that looks to be in the middle of evolving. And boy did it look painful.
Just as I was about to go put the thing out of its misery, I spot something that made me wet. And by wet, I mean a lake formed between my legs thinking about turning him into a man just so I can have him chained to my bed.
His dick.
It looks like it was about 2" long before expanding to 13" as well as his balls finally looked like they finally dropped. But my question is, why the hell does a man's balls dropping and his dick growing hurt as much as they say?
Yeah, sure. His dick may be bleeding a little bit. And his nut sack may be squeezing his nuts since its about 8 times to small its looks like, but that shouldn't hurt. I doubt any man has felt true pain until they felt the pain we go through with our cramps!
Oh! He finally stopped that god awful whining of his. It kind of reminds me of a girl screaming, but that is probably just my imagination.
I watch him as he starts to stand up, only for him to fall down again. He does this a few times like he has no idea just how big he is (down there too).
So when he finally does get onto his feet, he begins to walk around before he spots me. His face soon starts to take on a perverted look as he begins to drool while looks me up and down.
Before I could I could do anything else, a message from the Gods appears before me.
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Chuuni Lust Chimera:
Title: Perverted Beast Kill on Sight
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ALL PERVERTS MUST DIE!
*back to the pervert, I mean the MC*
Holy fucking bat balls did that hurt! Not only did my body get bigger, with all the bones breaking (literally) and muscles tearing before the all fixed themselves, my dick also grew longer and thicker!
Then my balls had to finally drop.
From what I was told by my bitch of a mother, all male wolves here on this new world did not go through puberty until they are about 16. As for why I am not so happy about my spunk flowing again, it felt like my balls were in a vice being crushed slowly over a blue flame fire as they were slow roasted over an open fire. Not to mention then being stabbed to death by dull pointy things.
After taking what felt like forever (5 minutes), I finally get up and take a few steps to get used to my new body. Looking around, I see this HOLY SHIT SHE'S HOT girl. I can feel my face distort into a perverted smile as I drool thinking of all the things, I would do to her.
In my head of course.
I may be a pervert, but I am a smart pervert.
Wait. Why did she just give a war cry after her face went from a resigned sigh to a hateful and maniac berserker filled with hate filled eyes? Why is she charging at me?
"I didn't do any thing yet you crazy broad!" I yelled at her as I turn to flee.
And then a thought hit me.
I turned my head and yell, once again at her, "AND YOU BETTER NOT GIVE ME RABIES YOU CRAZY BITCH!"
I have no clue where I am heading. All I know is that I have to get away from this crazy loony. So when I hit the tree line and burst into the grassy plains, I give my agility the test of all tests and I go from running to sprinting to save my life.
Thinking I lost the her, I turn my head to see how far back in the dust I left her. Only to see her about 10 steps away ready to throw that spear at me with glee of a 3-year-old getting her best Christmas present ever.
My life is over.
POV change (back to the crazy brunette)
I lung at him wanting to claim his head, only he narks something to me and runs off. And since I don't allow my prey to get away.
A few seconds later, he turns to look at me with narrowed eyes for a few and lets out a low growling rumble. Kind of turns me on. But since he is a pervert, HE MUST DIE!
Good thing I like running, because as soon as we get to the grasslands, I was almost upon him and he takes off sprinting. Sure, I'm fast, but not that fast.
He slowly starts to outpace me, and it is not long before I must do something before, he gets away.
As I lift my spear to throw it at him, he turns and looks at me….. and promptly does a faceplant into the grass leaving skid marks with dead lifeless eyes.
"Wonder why?" is all I think as I tilt my head to the side.
I slowly walk up beside him and see that he knocked himself out.
Good.
As I raise my spear to impale it into his heart, I receive a message from the Gods again.
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Don't kill him just yet. If you can find a animal to human transformation potion, you can train to be a good boy. Then you won't have to go back to the mini tootsie roll that you clan has tied up to a bed. He could be all yours, and no one can claim otherwise since technically, he is still an animal.
Just remember to tie his nuts to weights that are attached to the door, so he has to stay there. After all, men do not know how to undo knots.