sorry it took me a bit to make another chappy! just got done settling into my new home and getting my computer fixed. T_T
I am completely and utterly stumped.
The type of stumped that you get because you just cannot wrap you head around what you are seeing.
I woke up and immediately used the tree thing in the bedroom(?) that I woke up in. Must I really tell you what I used it for? (stares at readers)
*ahem*
After that, I went to look around the place since it has this scent that (for some odd reason makes me want to run for my life) makes me want to sniff everything just to make sure of something that I have no clue as to why I want to do so.
After I make a quick check to make sure I have both of my main body parts, I jump on the bed and have a staring contest with the strings that are attached to my coconuts (big enough to give a black eye if used right, but small enough for her to lick like a lollipop – que lil wayne).
(A/N https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mas17kqBxlo for those who don���t know the song – shameful you lot are T_T)
Hence why I am stumped. I mean, I do not mind a cock ring. But around my balls? Could I make it a thing here?
Shrugging my shoulders, I bite the strings.
Inhaling deeply, I sneeze like a damn cat is having a fields day with my damn nose hair (do I have any nose hair?).
Spotting a flowerpot from with the smells is coming from, I knock it off the windowsill and noticed that one of the 2 strings is attached to it. That is when I remembered my friend who literally went through the joke he told me about. To which I make the sign of the cross as I remember his words.
MC's ball-less high-pitched friend
I dude was flying over the jungle in china when his plane suddenly stopped working. As it was nosediving into the ground, he jumped out after getting his parachute on. After several blistering, branch breaking stops (his nears were sore from trying to keep his balls intact), he made it to the ground to which he stayed put for a few hours.
Afterwards, he checked what all he had before heading in what he believed was north. To which he was surprised to see this this 2-story building with a girl who looked to be about 16-17 years old sweeping the front porch. As he got closer, he saw a 60+ year old Chinese gentlemen walk out and wave the girl inside.
When he was in talking distance, they talked for a few minutes about him staying the night since it was only an hour before sunset.
"Before I forget, my grand-daughter is no touch. Now go clean dirt from face. Dinner soon" the old man said before heading in.
The dude shrugged thinking it was no problem. So after washing up a bit and eating dinner, he was shown a room with only a single bed and dresser. The bed was about 2 feet from the door and the dresser on the opposite side on the 10x8 foot room. There was a window on the opposite side of the room from the bed that gave a nice view of the jungle outside.
Thanking the old man, he was just closing the door when he saw the girl staring at him with more than a bit of lust in her eyes. Needless to say, she joined him later that night and her body felt great!
Come morning after his steamy night of fucking that girls brains out (which only took 45 seconds to blow both loads) he woke up with a flower pot on his chest. Thinking it was just a stupid prank since it had only dirt in it, he tossed it out the window, to which he saw a noted on the bottom of the pot which read "Chinese torture technique number 1: right nut attacked to flowerpot."
It was at that point he noticed the string and saw that it was clearly attached to his left nut.
Diving out the window thinking he would get back at the old man, he noticed another note on the side of the building which said "Chinese torture technique number 2: right nut attached to bedpost", which is when he felt the pain and blacked out.
Back to scared shitless MC
After remembering my friends joke, I am grateful of my foresight to snip the cords.
And I still shiver as I remember my friend who now sports 2 metal balls instead of testicles. Good thing his Chinese wife was prego from that night, or I would hate to see him try to explain his choice of fashion to her.
Again.
So I open the door to leave as soon as I get done pissing on the bed from my fright for the day.
DON'T JUDGE ME YOU NERDS!!!!!!
To which I will now say "WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO HOLD YOU SHIT IN WHEN A DAMN ANVIL ATTACHED TO THE OTHER STRING COMES CRASHING DOWN BEHIND YOU!"
And as I have now said, as soon as I opened the door, and actual anvil dropped from somewhere in the room on the opposite side of the door. To which I saw the string dangling about half a foot from the ceiling.
Now is as good as time as any to see how the hell I can get this damn collar off my neck. And why did it say "Property Of Jessica Rabbit". And what is with this damn bastard of a god or goddess that chooses names that are iconic like this?
Well, if it is the same lustful body of a porn goddess that all men fantasize over, and not that berserker brunette bitch, I guess I can survive having it on.
But what I want to know is why this timer that says "time remaining before collar become permanently attached: 45 seconds".
Strange.
Jessica Rabbits POV
Ugh!
Why did I listen to the voice!?
Now I have a perverted (ALL PERVERTS MUST DIE) wolf in my house. Good thing I used the safety precautions my mom told me about. Not to mention the voice even said it was a good idea. After all, boys can't untie knows like us women can. Not to mention, I really don't want a life-long project of teaching a boy of how to properly behave like the slaves the actually are.
Well at least I can stop worrying about having a daughter now. At least there is that. Now I just need to talk with the matron about me going into town a few days away. Then I can get that stupid potion that is needed for my needs.
Maybe I can get the one where I can keep him as a wolf and have him seed me with human seed? I think I remember the apothecary having something like that. That way I don't have to worry about dominance games with men.
Ugh. That would be a pain.
But for some reason, that wolf reminds me of a human boy to much. Especially when I accidently touch his dick. I still can't get that stupid sigh of pleasure nor how quickly his dick became hard as a rock out of my mind.
Why can't boys just be happy just the have their parts still attached to their bodies?
Glad I have those carving knives all nice and sharp.
Now I just need to make sure I can leave town with the wolf without my sister seeing us. That will my life a living hell for the next few years with all the gossip. And I really don't want to have to move away.
After several hours, I was able to see the matron and get her blessing and leaving, as long as I get what all is needed for our village.
As happy as I was that I was able to leave, it all turned to anger when I saw the mutt laying on MY couch. Stupid mutt.
Too bad I need him, or he would make a nice travel ration.
Stupid mutt with his big dick.
His big dick that I want in me as soon as I can get that potion.
Then I need to brand him with my emblem.
Glancing over to my wrought iron brand in the corner next to my fireplace, I begin to hatch my plan to brand him as mine.
Good thing his ass is big enough for me to brand him there.
Mr. I-scream-like-a-little-girl's POV
At first I felt a nice warmth coming from somewhere in the direction on my head which put me into a deeper coma.
Ah that feels nice.
Next thing I know, I scream in such a high pitch voice any girl would be proud of when they are about 4-6 years of age.
I felt something burn my ass, to which I haul ass to the pond outside that I saw in the front yard and cannon ball ass first into the water.
As my head breaks the surface, I scan the area around me and spot the berserker chick with an iron brand that is normally used to brand cattle in her hand, and it is cherry red hot.
And is that my fur that is still on the damn thing!? And why is she smiling like she won the damn lottery!?!?!
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Jessica Rabbit used cattle brand - -50 CRICTICAL! (damn that is funny!)
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REALLY!?
I can feel tear welling up in my eyes as I turn to look at my now marred beautiful ass. IT TOOK MY FOREVER TO GET MY ASS TO BE FLUFFY DAMNIT!
It is so not fair! Why must I be forever marred like this! *sniffle*
Turning back to the berserker chick (I still hope to high hell she doesn't give me rabies), I thought about growling and charging at her, at least until something with an A-cup about 5'6" tall rammed into me like a runaway truck with the speed of a bullet train. Which had the intended affect of making me her cushion as we crashed through a wall (brick I think it felt like) before I had the distinct (un)pleasure of being used as a battering ram for the tree that is… was 3 feet away from the house.
"JESSIE! How many times must I tell you to stop diving at all the animals!?" berserker chick yells at the thing that is attached to me, before she adds "especially ones that are perverts!"
I would have argued about the pervert thing like all are gender do, but unfortunately my race (can I just die already for this alone T_T) decided to speak for me. For my manhood decided he was ignored long enough and sprang to life in less than 0.012 seconds.
Well I should also mention that I can feel her warm breath breathing on that particular part of my anatomy as her breathing speeds up.
"Oh my! Can I have a ride after you sis!" a honey sweat voice says in a very particular way that will make even the most badass man alive quake in fear.
WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did she just say sis!?