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{Whisper}[San Shui Gong] said to you: ...
{Whisper} you said to [San Shui Gong]: Didn't you guys tell me to join a guild? I looked through the list, but I still didn't know which guild to join; so I just created one.
{Whisper}[San Shui Gong] said to you: ...
{Whisper}[San Shui Gong] said to you: You have so much money and you don't know where to spend it
{Whisper} you said to [San Shui Gong]: Ah, no, it's only 50 gold.
{Whisper}[San Shui Gong] said to you: ...My friend, even if you created your own guild it's useless...
{Whisper}[San Shui Gong] said to you: In order to participate in the Bandit event, you need to trade in your guild contribution points to get the quest items.
{Translator Input: Some quests ask you to obtain their "quest" item by finishing their pre-quest}
{Whisper} you said to [San Shui Gong]: ? So
{Whisper}[San Shui Gong] said to you: Only the guilds with home cities can have guild contribution functions.
{Whisper} you said to [San Shui Gong]: ?? So...
{Whisper}[San Shui Gong] said to you: So...only creating a guild is not enough, you have to build the guild city
{Whisper} you said to [San Shui Gong]: How much is it to build the city
{Whisper}[San Shui Gong] said to you: 1000J [T/N: J - Jin - abbreviation for gold]
Wu Han Ying looked at the three circles on the screen, and he immediately had convulsions, then he looked at Little Wudang's belongings and all of them are less than 180J...where could he steal 1000J.
{Whisper} you said to [San Shui Gong]: Why didn't you say so!
{Whisper}[San Shui Gong] said to you: ...
Little Wudang stood next to the teleporter in Suzhou city with the title Bangzhu (Leader) of Ding Feng Bo Guild on top of her head. Wu Han Ying felt quite powerless, if he decided to join another guild now his 50J would go to waste! He was really heartbroken.
{Whisper}[San Shui Gong] said to you: Maybe you should join another guild. It's useless to create such a small and penniless guild. No one will join it anyway and you can't do anything with just yourself.
Wu Han Ying became furious after being told that so he angrily pressed down each key on his keyboard.
{Whisper} you said to [San Shui Gong]: Fuck! I won't switch guilds, if someone joins my guild then you must buy me lunch for the entire semester.
Looking at Jiang Tan's name in the buddy list, Wu Han Ying clicked the mouse on his name and dragged it into the blacklist without hesitation.
At an internet cafe, Jiang Tan 囧, little kitty got angry...
Little Wudang stood immobilized next to the teleporter for 15 minutes before he received an invitation to do a party quest for three people, but Wu Han Ying was in a bad mood so he did not want to do the Tricyclic Dungeon. He had been thinking about it for the whole day, but he could not come up with a way to trick people into joining his guild.
Wu Han Ying was too bored so he decided to move Little Wudang to Suzhou where the guild administrator is located. Once he arrived there he sat down to recover his blood bar while he hoovered his mouse over each player passing by in the city. He was checking each player's profile...
Only a few of the players were guildless, most of them were already in a guild. The players that are level 90 or above all have the title XX Guild Elite over their heads, or XX Guild Member.
Qing Jin Tian Xa Guild Leader, level 102 Minstrel, Mo Shan Xi.
Wu Han Ying looked at the person holding the fan on the screen when he suddenly thought of the incident a day ago and remembered the person that Love You 59 Seconds turned into a duck was named Mo Shan Xi.
Mo Shan Xi created a party with only two people. The team was made up of himself and the other was Love You 59 Seconds that he dragged over.
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Lao Da, hurry hurry hurry!
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Join the guild! You promised so don't go back on your word!
Wu Han Ying looked at Love You 59 Seconds as he stood there silently. After two seconds had passed, Mo Shan Xi suddenly started to jumping around again.
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Lao Da!!!
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Lao Da!!!
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Lao Da!!!
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: ++++!! Don't play dead!
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: When did you join?!! Don't lie to me! I haven't seen a request to join the guild!
On the current map screen, Mo Shan Xi jumped around like crazy so Little Wudang stood up to leave. Right when she summoned her mount she saw a line appear on top of Love You 59 Seconds.
{Nearby}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Guild, accept
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Lao Da, try again, I didn't receive it
{Whisper}[Love You 59 Seconds] said to you: Guild request, accept
{Whisper} you said to [Love You 59 Seconds]: ???
Wu Han Ying didn't understand, so he looked down at the bottom right of the screen and saw the guild key flashing. He clicked on it and saw the name Love You 59 Seconds appear in the waiting list.
Little Wudang was stunned for a bit, but quickly clicked accept.
After he clicked accept, the title of Ding Feng Bo Guild Member appeared on top of Love You 59 Seconds...
At the same time, Mo Shan Xi went crazy...
Mo Shan Xi was still telling Love You 59 Seconds to hurry up and join his guild, when suddenly Love You 59 Seconds was adorning the title of Ding Feng Bo Guild Member. Right after seeing that he just exploded.
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Lao Da!!!!
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Give me an explanation!!!
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: TvT
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Lao Da, how come you joined another guild!
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Bangzhu, I beg you, please come back ~~ TvT
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Lao Da, I told you to join a guild; I didn't mean for you to join another guild!!!
Wu Han Ying looked at the male Minstrel character jumping back and forth on the screen. Combining the jumping with the bubbles that were continuously popping out on top of him and with the addition of those screaming and crying emoticon...
His mouth twitched.
{Whisper} you said to [Love You 59 Seconds]: Why did you join my guild? Was it a mistake??
{Whisper}[Love You 59 Seconds] said to you: Not a mistake, just ignore him
Speechless...
Wu Han Ying's face became gloomy, then he saw the guild key flashing again and opened it. In the waiting list another name appeared, "Vow to Follow Lao Da", a level 44 male Emei.
Accepted. Wu Han Ying clicked accept, but he was confused, didn't Jiang Tan say no one would want to join his guild?
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Lao Da ~~~~~ (Drooling expression)
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Lao Da!! I've comeeee!
{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Bangzhu, kick her
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: TT Lao Da, you're so heartless
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Bangzhu Bangzhu! Little Bangzhu! New member is reporting in, please don't kick me. I'm a good kid! (Shy little chick expression)
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Really, Really, I'm a very obedient and good kid
{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: Hello there
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Little Bangzhu, add a few more people. There are more people requesting to join the guild.
{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: Ok
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Little Bangzhu, you're so kind ~~ (kissing face)
Sure enough the guild key kept on flashing, so when he opened it he was dumbfounded...
Wu Han Ying was a bit shocked after staring at the waiting list, he did not know how to react when all of a sudden there were more than ten people requested to join...
A gloomy cloud hovered on top of his head as he clicked accept to each request. Suddenly a thought crossed his mind, these people are here to chase after Love You 59 Seconds, right? ...囧...