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{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Aiya Aiya, so many people are joining
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Whoa, Xiang Zuo Beauty is also here!
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: ...
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Lao Da, who's this?
{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Don't know
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: TvT Lao Da......
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Aaa, it's Xiao Xiao!
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Tu Tu, hug! Very sharp, you knew it was me with one glance
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: I also realized it was her; besides Xiao Xiao, who else would dare to call you Xiang Zuo Beauty...
{Guild}[Bu Tai Sha 2 Hao]: Everyone you aren't being nice, when Lao Da left the guild I wasn't on. You all left the guild and did not let me know and now I'm stuck in the "Remembrance the Previous Lord" time. I cannot join another guild T.T so I have to use my small account
{Translator Input: Remembrance the Previous Lord - the time where the player who just left their old guild cannot join a new guild, the wait time is up to 24 hours}
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: shake hands with Sha Sha, I am also using my small account
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Don't blame others for your stupidity
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Xiang Zuo Beauty's mouth is full of venom
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: (Drooling expression) Me likes~~
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: (Drooling expression) I really like this type of person
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: ......
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: Uh, everyone, we forgot to greet the new Bangzhu
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: ......
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: ......
{Guild}[Bu Tai Sha 2 Hao]: ......
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: Hello Bangzhu!
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: ......
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Ben Ben, pay attention to the formation! You broke the formation!
{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: ...
{Guild}[Xiao Wu]: How do you do...
As Wu Han Ying looked at the Guild Channel he could feel the muscles twitching at his temple, he was now certain that these people were coming here because of Love You 59 Seconds...
{Guild}[Bu Tai Sha 2 Hao]: Hello Bangzhu!
{Guild}[Bu Tai Sha 2 Hao]: Bangzhu, you and Lao Da know each other?
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: Don't tell me you're Lao Da's wife?! Sister-in-Law!
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: What!!!!!
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: How can it be!!!
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Why are you two getting all excited...
{Guild}[Bu Tai Sha 2 Hao]: That's right, yesterday I saw Lao Da help Bangzhu do the Cangshan quests; moreover, they even did the Villains Quest together
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: ...
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: ...
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Tu Tu~~(Crying Expression)
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Xiao Xiao~~(Crying Expression)
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Tu Tu~~(Crying Expression)
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Xiao Xiao~~(Crying Expression)
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: ...You two are rotten apples, get to the side!
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: *cry cry cry cry* ~ Tu Tu, no more hope~I've been wanting to find Lao Da a very pure and innocent uke (Crying Expression)
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Xiao Xiao~~Mischievous seme wearing glasses has a wife!! My fantasy bubble has burst ~~ wu wu wu* (Crying Expression)
[T/N: Wu - internet slang for crying sound]
{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Whoever says another word will get kicked out
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: ...
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: ...
The guild channel was so lively that Wu Han Ying could hardly keep up with the conversation, or else he would have already refuted and said that he is a man. How could he be someone else's wife?
Wu Han Ying was at Jiange collecting herbs when suddenly the guild key started flashing non-stop, another name appeared in the list: a level 70 Emei, "Mo Shan Xi Warehouse".
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi Warehouse]: Hurry up and accept me into the guild!
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi Warehouse]: Do you hear me!
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi Warehouse]: Hurry hurry hurry!!
Wu Han Ying was feeling 囧囧, needless to say this "Mo Shan Xi Warehouse" is definitely the small account of Mo Shan Xi...
Then...
In that way...
In other words...
He is also chasing after Love You 59 Seconds...
Wu Han Ying was about to click accept when this Mo Shan Xi Warehouse who was wearing his sect clothing started jumping up and down with bubbles over his head.
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi Warehouse]: If not, I'll kill you!
Wu Han Ying's face muscle started twitching after he saw Emei's name turn red followed by the "buff buff" sound of the skill effects. He threw over two pink flowers and killed his pet squirrel...
Decline!
Wu Han Ying acted on his intuition, when he saw his squirrel pet throw the pine nut to the side and all four of its limbs went up to the sky he immediately got angry. Without thinking he moved his mouse to the right and clicked decline.
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi Warehouse]: !!!!
Little Wudang resurrected the pet squirrel and waited, but no one came to kill him. The reason was because the other person didn't get a chance since he had been eliminated quickly after the initial incident.
Mo Shan Xi Warehouse got sec-killed* by the Big Wudang standing behind Little Wudang...
{Translator Input: Sec-kill - slang for killed in a second. Usually in the game a character gets killed with just one attack, meaning the other person's damage is much more higher than the dead character's HP}
Level 90 Big Wudang...
Love You 59 Seconds...
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Poor Mo Shan Xi
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Are you sure you are not a professional paparazzi
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Xiang Zuo, you're also a paparazzi yourself =.=
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Don't think I don't see it...
{Guild}[Wo Ben Chunjie]: What happened?
Wu Han Ying looked at the guild channel to find out exactly what was going on. He saw Mo Shan Xi Warehouse suddenly fall down onto the ground without giving him a second to react. Wu Han Ying did not get to see what happened clearly to understand what just happened even after the body on the ground was long gone. Little Wudang took two steps forward and still did not see even a shadow of Mo Shan Xi Warehouse in sight.
However, he saw a lot of small green dots on the small map at the upper right corner of the screen. "Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu" and "Vow to Follow Lao Da" weren't standing too far from him and at the teleport portal there was also another person, Xiang Zuo Kan...
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Lao Da sec-killed Mo Shan Xi because of Sao Zi (sister-in-law)...
{Guild}[Bu Tai Sha 2 Hao]: ...
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: =.=
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: So there's another paparazzi that we have missed
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: That's right, Xiang Zuo Beauty you should've learned from Junzi
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: ...
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: He He, this is an Assassin's benefit, Stealth
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: ...
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: ...
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: ...
{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: I turned on slaughter mode
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: ???
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: I've run away
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: AAAA!! Lao Da!! Why did you slaughter me first?!...I got killed!!!
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Tu Tu!! You have no loyalty! How come you are running so fast!
{Guild}[Love you 59 Seconds]: You're level 44
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: ...Lao Da!! =.= you bullied an under level 75 account
{Guild}[Vow to Follow Lao Da]: Reporting to Lao Da! Xiang Zuo Beauty is still at the teleport portal!