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Chapter 4 - Ch 4 Please son

After another heroic night of beatin- i mean handling bad men our protagonist Kai returns for another day of school and it was his favorite period,... lunch. During the lunch break the are some divided group, A) The observers, they head to the library were it is co-ed and spy on some girls. B) The foodies, they don't care about any else but their food. Last but not least C) The card masters they play an intense game of card and it all on the line, this is where out protagonist lies.

"Hey monkey face I'll call on my tribe of goblins to kill and rape your village"Hamura the slams a card with goblins on their connected decks."You sonabitch you think I'll go down like this I call on my elder to put up a barrier"smacking the table Shirou glares. "Huh you fools and your cat and mouse games "Kai smirks while slamming his card "Necromancer I call the dead"

"Y-You maniac this doesn't benefit you at all" Shirou breaks into a cold sweat "Kai you sly devil" Hamura glares hard as if he trying to see his opponents next move. " HAHAHAHA does this king need a reason" A crazy smile flashes Kai face.

All of a sudden Shirou smiles "Please son you thought I would not predict that move I laid explosive magic traps around my base". Hamura and Kai gasps "Now your army of the dead and goblins are no more"Shirou start laughing but then " HA Please son you thought that I did not know about the traps I made my goblin wear magic amour that'll protect them" Hamura then show a crazed look in his eyes.

"Gasp"Shirou shocked looked appeared"HUH please sons of my sons you got nothing on this" Kai the flips his Necromancer card revealing a dark swordsman. "GASP" Hamura and Shirou both had terrified looks on their face then the both looked at each other and nodded. "Are you ready Co-owner of the city" "Yes I'm ready" no way Hamura and Shirou are really working together. "Please son of the cousin nobody likes ,you think we didn't predict a fake card" they both smirked arrogantly.

Kai then showed a look of superiority "Please son of the son of that one annoying cousin " Kai then reaches for the dark knight card rips it in half revealing another card inside. "WHAT THE"monkey boy (Shirou) eyes went as big as saucers. And on it went who know who really on that one card game.