After the horrify bear incident Kai and his friends developed a deep fear of bear and...penises "Shirou, Kai we are friends right " Hamura timidly look over at his two best friends. " Of course dude" Shirou look serious " Hamura nothing can stop our friendship" Kai smiles at his silly friend.
Hamura sighs" Thank god I have to you guys something I ....got a girlfriend" Hamura then blushes and look away " What do you guys-". All of a sudden a fist comes out of nowhere punching Hamura in the face " Oh sorry Hamura my fist slipped" Shirou 'worriedly' glances at his friends face " WHAT DO YOU MEAN SLIPP-" when a legged shot out and kicked him in the face " Oh sorry my foot slipped" Kai 'regretfully' looks at his friend's even more bruised face.
After a couple of more 'accidents' the boys calmed down " So does your girlfriend go to the girl section " Kai questions with stars in his eyes " How big are her tits and hips" Shirou perversely pants. "No she does not go here and Shirou WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU" Hamura screams.
"Wait you met her online" After a couple of minutes it's turns out he never met his 'girlfriend' in real life " Are you sure it's not a catfish" Kai worriedly. Hamura once excited look disappeared only to show a worried look " You know I have no idea ". " Don't worry man let's see if it's real together" Shirou hands claps his shoulder " Yeah man we got your back " Kai friendly smile returned. " You guys" Hamura eyes glistened with tears and then he hugged his friends.
It took a couple of weeks to track down their IP address then it was finally time, the trio stood in front of mansion like house prepared for everything. " Let's do this " they all shouted and rang the doorbell. As they hardened their heart a beautiful figure appeared " Who is it " the beautiful goddess smiled warmly. ' SHE'S HOTTT' the trio screamed in their head while showing a poker face " H-Hello are you Smiley321" Hamura hesitantly ask. The figure all of a sudden gasp " Are you Deeznuts101"
" Yes-Yes I'm Deeznuts " Hamura proudly says " Oh my god Deeznuts are you really here " The girl had tears welling up in her eyes. " Yes it is I Deeznuts" Hamura tearfully shouts " Deeznuts " the girl embraces Hamura " Deeznuts I've been waiting for you" the girl explains in Hamura arms. " Don't worry Deeznuts are here" while looking heroic Hamura says. " Oh Deeznuts" the girl irrupted into tears again.