It's been a couple weeks since the rapping incident and Kai has his very rare day off so him and his friends decided to hangout after school. " Ok let's head to the arcade first then head to a cafe that's popular with women and flirt" Hamura starts coming up with a plan. "Fine but who got pregnant and made you the leader" Shirou narrows his eyes "Jeez then you come up with something" Hamura fires back rolling his eyes.
' So this is what power feels like' Shirou feel excited " Fine then guys let-". " Whoa who said you can make Monkey face the leader " Kai interrupted. " WHO ARE YOU CALL-" Shirou the froze " Huh why did you stop Monkey-" then Hamura froze too. ' What the fuck is there a super villain ' Kai clenches his fist while edge forward cautiously ' I'll just grab them and-'.
' NANI ' the trio screamed in there minds up ahead was a huge bear,...with an huge erection and there where people lying unconscious at it's feet, all male ,.....no pants. " R-R-RUNNNN!!" they all turned tail and ran with all their might. ' WHAT IS GOING ON' all there minds tried to come up with a plan. Kai turned his head and then squealed " IT'S FUCKING CHASING US " tears and snot appeared on everyone face.
They all ran till they couldn't run no more , they decided to hide in the alleyway " D-D-Did we l-l-lose it" Shirou eyes showed terror " Yes I think so" Kai replied after checking. Hamura then sat on the floor rocking back and forth "D-d-do you guys think those people were" Hamura fearfully implies.
" There no use thinking about it boy " a man voice rang out , immediately the trio got to their feet ready to fight. " W-Who are you" they asked "Well you can call me Mister and I have a plan to get that bear". After awhile they start to ease up " Wow you're amazing Mister" the trio looked at awe at the man. " HAHAH I was a soldier HUUH now that I think about I haven't seen my family in awhile" the man sighs " Fine let's get rid of the rapist bear and go see your family"
Later that day a bear with an erection is seen sniffing the air looking for more victims and then " Hey bear lookie here" a pretty faced male appeared ( Hamura). The bear's penis wiggled with excitement and then Hamura stared to run with the bear not far behind him. Hamura gradually came to a stop at an abandoned building.
The bear looked excitedly at it's victim and licked it's lips when Hamura smiled all of a sudden " Now guys" a huge crane appeared and dropped cement blocks on it. The bear look up with the expression 'FUCKING HELL' then the bear was crushed. "YYYYEEESSSSS " everyone erupted into cheers.
That day they learned the meaning of life,.....family and friendship.