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Chapter 29 - Wise @$$

"What do we do‽" Chelsea whispered before looking at the bong in her hand and suddenly ran to put it in the hidey spot behind the entertainment center. "I vote Larry goes and stalls for us since he hasn't hit it yet." Mike says before he begins spraying Larry down with Febreeze™ "Screw you! if it's my dad I'm dead." Larry replied trying to snatch the Febreeze™ can from Mike to no avail..

"I second Mike's plan.." Mari whispered conspiratorially. "Third." Tom chimes in while putting the weed up and grabbing the can from Mike to spray the rest of the room. "Dude!" Larry whispers aggressively. "You got a better plan captain Martin?" Chelsea asks with a raised brow. "Yeah I say everyone but me and Vic go say hi then the two of us ditch through the back door and hide in the woods till there gone." Larry replied sarcastically as he stood up to go up stairs and stall.. he stopped at the door leading to the rest of the house.

"You know.. they might not know we're here normally cops will use the loud speaker or at least bang on the door? they could be bluffing us into coming out.." Larry said hoping he could just sit in the basement with everyone and wait for the cops to go away on their own.

"Larry wait.. I'll go.. it's my house after all." Tom said as he got up and pushed Larry out of the way then closed the door behind him. After making sure no one else was coming up behind him Tom pulled his phone out of his pocket and tapped the screen a few times as he opened the front door..

Larry, Mike, Vic, Chelsea, and Mari suddenly heard gun fire and Tom yelling in pain! Mari screamed as Mike rushed up and squeezed past Larry who was glued in place staring at the door. After Mike busted the door open he saw Tom standing there with the front door opened behind him and a sh!t eating grin on his face!

Tom had his phone screen facing towards Mike and the words 'play along' were typed out on it... It only took a second for Mike to realize Tom got all of them with a nasty prank before an evil grin spread over his face as well. "Oh My God!! Tom Nooo! Why would you bastards do this!!!" Mike roared trying to sound desperate without breaking out in laughter. Suddenly Tom tapped his phone and the speakers made more gunshot noises echo throughout the house. "Aagh!" Mike fake screamed before standing next to Tom and looking outside to see the L.E.D. lights used for projection Christmas trees pointed at the house strobing bright blue..

Down in the basement the girls were freaking out but Larry noticed that the rounds of gunshots sounded exactly the same as the first time.. "Those b@$t@rd$.." Larry mumbled under his breath before poking his head out to confirm his suspicions. Only to see Tom and Mike completely unharmed!! Tom lifted his phone once more to show Larry the same message he showed Mike 'Play along'...

Once again the women heard gunshots but this time no scream.. instead Larry came crashing down the stairs. "Everyone run! they just started shooting the second they saw me! Blood was everywhere!!" Chelsea and Mari started sobbing instantly but Vic just stared at Larry for a second before opening her mouth. "You're a sh!tty liar Larry.. Tom, Mike! if I go up there and you're not bleeding you will be!" Vic pulled a knife out of thin air and stomped up the steps leading to the house.

"Wait Vic I'm sorry please put the knife away! It was a joke I swear!" Tom shouted while hiding behind Mike and cutting off all the lights and sirens..

Several minutes later and everyone was back in the basement smoking again. All the girls were staring daggers at Tom who decided to act like he couldn't see them. The basement was rather quiet besides the radio playing psycho by puddle of mud. After a few minutes of silence Larry looked at his phone "Well school is out in twenty minutes you and Mari wanna join me and Vic for some Sonic™?" "I'm down if you are?" Tom said while looking to Mari." "I could go for some chilli cheese tots.." Mari was still pretty p!$$ed with Tom but wasn't going to turn down free food over it.

"What about us?" Chelsea asked indignantly. "We have better plans." Mike replied before casually grasping her hand which made Chelsea to blush. """"No P.D.A.!"""" Everyone shouted at the couple causing Chelsea to jump and Mike to start mean mugging people.

Shortly after Chelsea and Mike got in her Civic and left for Cold stone creamery™ to get some ice cream before the movie. Meanwhile Larry, Tom, Vic, and Mari piled into Tom's Jeep and started heading out for some Sonic™.

Tom pulled into s parking spot and pressed the button to order. Crrrsh! "Thank you for choosing your home town sonic how may I take your order?" The voice came through the intercom. Tom started to order everyone's food "Uh yeah I'll take a large popcorn chicken with honey mustard sauce and medium mozerela stick for the side, and a Route 44 vanilla Coke with lime wedges for the drink. and a.." "Will that complete your order?"

... "Umm no it's a pretty big order I'm also going to get a large chilli cheese tots with a large blue raspberry and nerds slush, and two number two combos hold the tomato and mayo both with a medium side of onion rings and large sprites." ... "Will 'that' complete your order?" .. "Yes sir that's everything." there was silence for a moment before the entire order was read back to Tom followed by the total. "Thank you." "Our pleasure, your food will be out shortly."

About six minutes later a carhop roller skates across the parking lot and gave Tom their food and drinks, Tom gave a $6 tip and the four of them began eating. "If I get a Reece's pieces blast will you split it with me lare bear?" Vic asked while batting her eyes at Larry playfully. ""Awww Lare bear!"" Tom and Mari tease "Sure babe.. Tom can you press the button again?" "I can.." Tom replied before he continues eating... Larry sighs "... WOULD you press the button for me?" "Oh sure." Tom smirks before pushing the button. Larry ordered the blast and asked for two straws.

After a few moments of silence Tom finally cracks "Ok does anyone else feel weird about this entire situation?" """Super""" Was the rounding reply. "So now that we know you two are dating is the whole school gonna find out?" Mari says as she turns around to look at Vic and Larry. "I guess it doesn't matter.. Right?" Vic asked Larry "If you asked me too I would climb on top of the school building and announce my love for you for everyone to hear tomorrow." Larry Replies with a wink.

"Oh you got some whipped cream on your face let me get it." Vic says before licking Larry from chin to nose. ... "Y'all straight up nasty.." Mari says while blushing and instantly starts focusing on her chilli cheese tots. "You guys are just jealous that we know how to express our love." Larry replies through a mouth full of burger. "If Tom licked me I'd slap him.." Mari mumbled. "Oh you don't know what you're missing girl.. Larry doesn't lick my face." Vic whispered into Mari's ear almost making her choke on a tater tot.