Jessica stared at the two of us, her eyes taking in everything: his hand still reaching for mine and his erection clearly visible despite the dim lighting; my hand falling belatedly to my side and my lips still slightly over-pronounced.
She grinned. "Sorry to interrupt," she said, backing up and raising her hands in surrender. "Though the hallway might not be the best idea for that."
"For what?" we asked, I innocently and Jonathan warily.
Her grin widened. "Oh, you know. Sexual intercourse," she said, emphasizing the last two words.
"JESS!" Jonathan complained. "We weren't— I wasn't—! You've got the wrong idea!"
"Then what were you doing?" she demanded.
"Almost kissing," I said, saving Jonathan from embarrassing himself.
Jessica groaned. "Now I'm really sorry I interrupted!" she complained, emphasizing 'really.' "I want you guys together!"
"Shhhh!" Jonathan reprimanded, returning to his normal self. "Everyone will hear you!"
"Everyone already knows, Jonathan!" Jessica retorted with a laugh.
"Yeah, well they don't know we were going to kiss!"
She rolled her eyes. "Just find a more private place and your secret is safe with me, okay lovebirds?"
Jonathan opened his mouth to protest.
"Okay," I agreed and pulled him along. "Come on, before everyone starts moving around."
He nodded and we walked out of that embarrassing situation together.