Check one on how to make an entrance. Heh I nailed it! Okay now to introduce myself to the princess and hope she isn't one of those stuck up psycho chicks with a giant ego that goes higher than Mount Everest.
"Hello I'm Alyster and I have no idea where I'm at. I just woke up outside this forest and I decided to go in and take a look around. I suddenly heard screams, and now here we are." The women were still staring at me with shock and confusion on their faces. Anyway there's no time for this at the moment! We've got some horny green midgets asses to kick.
"Sorry to cut introductions short, but we've got some bugs to squash. If you would all be so kind as to step back, I'll begin the extermination." Yeah I'm cool I know. Heh. What'd you ladies think of my cool guy phrase? Oh and that manly pose? I nailed it of course. I'm the legendary High Human loved by the Goddess!
"I don't know who or what you are nor where you have come from, but none of that matters now. I shall assist you in dispatching these disgusting things. My name is Katrina, and I'm the Knight-Captain of The Knighthood of Litani. Let's take care of matters here and then we can talk." So the super hottie with the blue hair wants to help huh? Alright let's get it!
"Okay I'm fine with that. Let's get to it!" At that moment I proceeded to rocket forward pulling my sword from the quick draw in a vertical slash from the crotch of the goblin in front of me to the top of its head. I laughed as I dashed through the gap between his corpse and lept about two meters into the air and dived to the ground for the iconic super hero landing. The shockwaves from my blade slamming into the ground cleared an area about twenty feet in diameter around me. It was at that moment I heard a sound that I'd ignored for a while now and was curious with what I saw.
Ding! Learned skill Omnidirectional Moment.
Ding! Learned skill Quick Draw.
Ding! Learned skill Dash.
Ding! Learned passive skill Killing Intent.
Ding! Learned skill Super Hero Landing.
Wait. One of these is not like the others.. Wait SUPER HERO LANDING?! Seriously?! Oh my God I'm dead! Hahahaha! I must read the description.
Skill Name: Super Hero Landing
Skill Type: Impact, Mental Buff
Skill Description: Just as the name suggests, this is a skill used by a hero to make a dramatic entrance. Mental buff increases morale of allies, and lowers morale of enemies. The impact from the skill has an AoE that knocks enemies away and does increased damage to enemies the stronger the hero grows. The impact radius grows with use over time, and increase of heroes strength.
Holy crap! This is epic! Heck yeah now I'm a real hero! Every hero has to use this move at least once in their career or they're not a hero! Oh right, I wonder how that knight chick is doing? She should be okay right?
As I looked in the direction of Katrina, I was surprised to see that she'd cleared out quite a few of them already. In the few seconds since I darted in and did my badass landing, she'd managed to take out five goblins already. That's pretty dang fast! Wait what is she saying to me? I can barely hear her over all of the whining and growling of these pests.
"What are you?! You moved so fast that I only saw a blur! I'm a level 32 knight who is specialized in strength and not speed, but even so I'm certainly not slow! What is your class? You use a sword and no armor, so I thought maybe you were a light swordsman, but that skill that you just used. The strength behind it can only come from a strength based combat class! I don't understand what's going on anymore...." My bad little knight, but if I told you I don't even have a class you would pass out wouldn't you? Heck that reminds me, what is my level? Killed a number of goblins during the last few exchanges, so let's take a look at my status.
"Status."
Alyster Vancheltz
High Human
Age: 15
Level: 4(6.050/16.000)
Strength: 400
Stamina: 400
Agility: 400
Mana: 800
Luck: Immeasurable
Charisma: Immeasurable
Nice! I reached level 4! But wait a minute... Almost 10.000 exp just to get to level 5?! What the hell?! Am I playing on hard mode or something? Okay let's get some perspective here and ask that little knight about her stats.
"Hey Katrina right? Sorry to ask this in the middle of battle, but you said you are level 32 right? What are your stats?" I hope she cooperates because I have a funny feeling right now. I might be a monster in the stats department.
"Seriously?! How uncouth! You're asking for my sizes during a fight?! You fiend!" Oh my god.. I just can't. She totally misunderstood me just now! Hahahaha!
"No I was referring to your stats! You know strength, stamina and all that?" After I said this, I watched the girls face because I knew what was coming. Sure enough her face turned redder than a tomato and she began to deny reality. "Of course! I was just teasing you! Yeah that's what it was! Right anyway, display status!" Suddenly a screen appeared in front of this young knight, and I almost puked blood.
Katrina LaPierre
Human
Age: 24
Level: 32
Strength: 190
Stamina: 175
Agility: 85
Mana: 100
Luck: 30
Charisma: 300
Oh f*ck... Yeah it's confirmed I'm a veritable monster incarnate. My stats are more than double some one who is eight times my level! What the hell is going on? What if I go to high five someone and accidentally rip their arm off and launch it into space?! Okay it might not be that bad yet, but still I need to develop a skill for holding back or things will get ugly in the future. Okay stay calm, and act natural. "Wow those are some sweet stats you got there! Way to be a boss there!" Yeah let's just brush this off and get back to it. Let's annihilate these filth! And so the slaughter fest continued until all of the goblins were laying on the ground. Cool thing. I learned there is a creature page in my status menu that shows number of monsters killed of a species. Looks like every time I find a new creature it will get added. And so because of this I learned I get 100 exp per goblin normally, but with my skill it becomes 1000 exp per kill. So I killed 12 goblins before and reached level 4. I killed another 70 goblins bringing my total to 82. So I leveled up again, and now my level is 6. Just when I thought things were over and was about to head over to the girls again, there was a loud roar coming from behind me. I turned around and what I saw was just too ridiculous. A freaking giant ass black dragon!!
????????
Ancient Dragon
Age: 3.000
Level: ?
Strength: ?
Stamina: ?
Agility: ?
Mana: ?
Luck: 0
Charisma: Immeasurable
Oh my god hell no! Run run run run run! "You've got to be kidding me! Call the G.M this game is broken! How do we go from goblin extermination to the End Game secret boss?! Everyone follow me and don't look back! We're getting the hell out of here!" Today has been a crazy day. Just when I was beginning to enjoy fantasy, it suddenly changes genre and becomes horror! Please tell me this guy is just here to take me in as his disciple! I'll let him in my body and cultivate dragon techniques like a certain guy from that guild from anime! Ugh I'm too tired for this crap...