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Chapter 1 - Best Buds

Dippers POV

*I wake up yawn and stretch my arms out*

Bill:"Good morning Pine tree!"

Me:"Where?!"

Bill:"In your head dummy..."

Me:"How did you get back?"

Bill:"Ah, it wasn't much of a problem!"

Me:"What do you mean?"

Mable:"Ok now I'm up... Dipper who are you talking to?"

Me:"Ummm... I'm taking to... Myself yeah..."

Mable:"Well be quiet I'm trying to sleep you demon..."

Bill:"Ha! She just called you a demon!"

*I walk out of the room*

Me:"Yeah that's because I woke her up."

Bill:"Yeah that's how it's funny! But... Something has changed about shooting star..."

Me:"Yeah.... And she's been taking it harshly..."

Bill:"Taking what harshly?"

*I go into the living room and look at Gruncle Stan's chair I walk to in and sit in it*

Me:"Oh, it nothing you would care about..."

Bill:"Talk to me Pine tree!"

Me:"I don't have to..."

Bill:"Oh, come on stop being the "typical teenager" and talk to me..."

Me:"Oh, Gruncle Ford!"

Bill:"No not him!"

*I hear footsteps then Ford is in the door way*

Ford:"What is it Dipper?"

*I look at him I could tell he's been crying*

Bill:"Pine tree don't... Please..."

*I wisper*

Me:"Fine..."

Ford:"What is it?"

Me:"I love you... And just want to ask how your doing."

Ford:"I'm doing fine..."

*I get up from the chair and walk over to him and have him a hug*

Ford:"I love you too kid..."

*He hugs back*

Bill:"WHAT DID I MISS?!"

Me:"Shhhhh...."

*Ford and I let go of each other*

Ford:"Did you just shush me?"

Me:"No... I mean yes?"

Ford:"Ok... I got to continue my work now."

Me:"Ok Gruncle Ford... But why weirdmageddon has ended!"

Ford:"Because my suspicions tell me that Bill is still out there."

*My throat gets dry*

Me:"Ok... That's bad!"

Ford:"I know... And my suspicions also tell me he's the one that did it..."

Me:"But it been three years... How could he have done it he was killed last year..."

Bill:"I'm still confused..."

Ford:"True but Bill could have been around then we never know..."

*Ford walks away to go to his lab*

Me:"Bill did you do it?"

Bill:"Do what?! I'm so confused! Wait a second I thought there were two of sixer... Where's the other one?"

*I tear up*

Me:"Bill... He's gone..."

Bill:"Where?"

*I wipe my tears off with my arm*

Me:"Nevermind..."

Bill:"I want answers especially if I'm the one being accused for something that I'm not even sure of! Pine tree! Will you please tell me?"

Me:"You really want to know?"

Bill:"For crying out loud yes!"

Me:"He's dead..."

*I sit on the chair again*

Bill:"Oh... I'm so sorry Dipper..."

*I shiver to the fact that he called me by my real name*

Me:"It's fine..."

Bill:"So I'm being accused of murdering him?"

Me:"Yes..."

*I see Mable in the door way rubbing her eyes then she looks at me confused*

Mable:"Seriously who are you taking to Bro bro?"

Me:"Myself jeez!"

*Mable walks over to me I scooch over then she sits by me*

Mable:"I miss him..."

Me:"Me too Mable..."

Bill:"If you summon me I can help!"

Me:"Never..."

Mable:"Huh?"

Me:"Nothing! Ummm... Um... How did you sleep?"

Bill:"Your really bad at lieing..."

Mable:"Fine I guess..."

Bill:"I'll be back just give me a second."

Me:"Well that's goodish..."

Mable:"Do you think it was Bill?"

Me:"No he's gone..."

Mable:"Ok... I hope so..."

Soos:"Hey Dude and dudette!"

Mable and me:"Hey soos!"

Bill:"Ok I'm back..."

Me:"I need to go to the bathroom please excuse me..."

*I run upstairs then go to mine and Mable's room I lock the door*

Me:"Bill where did you go?"

Bill:"To the body of Ford 2."

Me:"You went in my deceased Gruncle's head?!"

Bill:"Well yeah, obviously!"

Me:"Why?!"

Bill:"To find answers Pine tree!"

Me:"What kind of answers?"

Bill:"Answer, answers."

Me:"Like what?"

Bill:"Like who killed him..."

Me:"Who was it?"

Bill:"It was-"

Mable:"DIPPER HURRY UP!"

Me:"Ok I'm almost done!"

*I run to the door and unlock it but it relocks*

Me:"What?!"

*I unlock it again but it still relocks*

Me:"Ug!"

Bill:"Hahahahaha! I like getting you mad!"

Me:"Bill stop."

Bill:"Fine... I guess you don't want to know who did it."

*My heart starts pounding and I get a headache I feel my legs get weak and it feels like the walls are closing on me*

Me:"Bill please just let me out..."

*My hand is shaking I unlock it again I open the door slowly then it slams back closed and relocks*

Bill:"But Pine tree it's important!"

*I go down on my knees and put my hands over my face I hear pounding on the door*

Mable:"Dipper let me in!"

Me:"I can't he won't let me!"

Mable:"This better not be another one of your panic attacks! You can't afford to have another one because of your heart problem!"

Bill:"Panic attack? Heart problem? Am I causing you to have a panic attack Pine tree?"

Me:"Bill?"

Bill:"Yup that's me Bill Cipher the demon guy! And you are?"

Me:"I hate you... Why did you even come... How did you even come?!"

Bill:"You have now right to yell at me you stranger!"

*Bills hand lights on the blue fire it is*

Me:"Ah! I'm sorry please don't kill me!"

*The fire disappears*

Bill:"It's fine."

Me thinking:(Wow how does he not recognize me?)

The mind:"Wow how does he not recognize me?"

Me thinking:(Did it just repeat back what I'm thinking?)

The mind:"Did it just repeat back what I'm thinking?"

Bill:"That's weird it never does that when I'm thinking only when... PINE TREE?!"

Me:"Bill please stop calling me that."

Bill:"It is you!"

Me:"No really?!"

Bill:"I would hug you but I'm to small..."

Me:"Good I don't want you to touch me..."

*He pokes my nose*

Bill:"Boop. Ha I touched you!"

Me thinking:(Wow that totally doesn't sound rong ha!)

The mind:"Wow that totally doesn't sound rong ha!"

Bill:"Oh, Pine tree~"

Me:"Uhhh..."

*I run*

Me:"How do I get out of here?"

Bill:"You can't until you wake up."

Me:"I forgot you can do that..."

Bill:"Well yeah, of course I can!"

Me:"Ow!"

Bill:"Huh?"

*I rub my cheek*

Bill:"What happened?"

Me:"It feels like I just got slapped."

Bill:"Well, it looks that way too."

Me:"What do you mean?"

*Bill snaps his fingers and a mirror pops up I look in the mirror and see there's and red handprint on my face*

Me:"Mmm... I see..."

*I look away from the mirror to see Bill is gone*

Me:"I'm alone! Finnaly!"

Bill:"Your not alone... I'm just taking over your body for now."

Me:"Wait!"

Bill:"What?"

Me:"Your going to need contact lenses to keep you from getting found out."

*Hear and snap*

5 mins. later with a painful but hilarious experience

Me:"Are you done yet?"

Bill:"Yes."

Me:"Good."

Mable:"Dipper were you crying?"

Me:"Gruncle Stan."

Bill:"Yes.... I was it's just that I... Miss him so much."

Mable:"Wow Dipper your voice has changed!"

Me:"Puberty..."

Bill:"Yeah I think I'm going though puberty."

Mable:"Good for you!"

*I walk around the mind space then I find a room it says Bill Cipher's room if you are not Bill Cipher keep out!*

Me:"I would enter but I'm too big to fit in Ha! HAHAHAHA!"

Bill:"What's so funny?"

Me:"Nothing."

Bill:"Ok?"

Me thinking:(Hey wait a minute if this is my mind can't I do whatever I want?)

The mind:"Hey wait a minute if this is my mind can't I do whatever I want?"

Bill:"Yes you can Pine tree."

Me:"Cool!"

*I snap my fingers and shrink but that doesn't mean my clothes did*

Me:"AHHH!"

Bill:"What?"

Me:"Why, why, why, why!"

Bill:"What?!"

Me:"Nothing!"

*I run into Bills room*

Bill:"Well, now I want to know..."

*I open his dresser it's just filled with bows*

Me:"Seriously?!"

*I turn to his bed and grab the blanket off and quickly rap it around my waist*

Bill:"What happened?!"

Me:"Nothing..."

Bill:"Ok?"

*I look around it has gold, triangles, and eyes everywhere I see a mirror and a stool I sit on the stool there is a drawer I open it there's a journal*

Me:"Hmm what's this? It's a journal..."

*I open the cover on the inside it says This diary belongs to: Bill Cipher I flip the page 1/5/13

Today is Saturday on January 5th and I'm angry because I just got ripped off by some human I call him sixer because he has six fingers but he made a deal with me then he tried to get rid of me, but he knows that I will make it back to his world though, and I will dominate it I will rule the world one day and nobody will stop me if someone gets in my way I will eliminate them unless I like them then I will make a deal or make them stay with me so I'm not lonely because I like them but I haven't found the right one yet so I'll keep looking even when I'm dominating the world.*

Me:"Woah I didn't know Bill was like this..."

*I close the journal and run outside I put it in my pocket*

Bill:"Hey, Pine tree I'm back!"

Me:"Oh hey, Bill. How are you back?"

Bill:"I told them you wanted to take a nap so I just took your body to your room and left."

Me:"Oh, I see."

*He looks at me*

Bill:"Aw... Is pine tree wearing my merchandise~"

*I blush*

Me:"N-No!"

Bill:"Then what's that around your waist~"

Me:"Uhhh... Your blanket because you have no clothing."

Bill:"Well, that's because I'm a tryangle I don't need clothing."

*Bill snaps his fingers and my clothes shrink*

Bill:"There all done for my little Pine tree~"

Me:"Your Pine tree?"

Bill:"Uhhhh... Ahem! For you."

*He hands me my clothes I take them and run in Bills room*

Bill:"Hey, your not Bill Cipher! I am!"

*I quickly put my clothes on and throw his blanket in the washer*

Me:"Well, I'm Bill Ciphers buddy! So I can be in here!"

*I open the door and walk out*

Bill:"Your my buddy?"

Me:"Uhhhh.... Yeah duh!"

Bill:"YAY!"

*I chuckle*

Me:"Ah! That cold!"

*Mable chuckles

Mable:"Well, maybe you should have gotten up silly!"

Me:"Why am I wet?! Oh no the journal!"

Mable:"Huh?"

*I check my pocket the journal is fine but small I open it and can read the words because they are too small I put the journal back*

Mable:"What was that Dipper?"

Me:"Um... It was nothing!"

Mable:"Ok if you say so..."

Bill:"Pine tree why did you leave?!"

Mable:"I woke you up because someone is here to see you!"

Bill and I:"Who?"

Mable:"It's a surprise!"

*Mable runs out of the room I take the Journal out of my pocket and stood on my bed and I put it in the birds nest that was in our room for some reason

then I got down and changed into dry clothes*

Mable:"DIPPER HURRY UP!"

Bill:"Pine tree..."

Me:"Yes Bill?"

Bill:"Did you see journal by any chance?"

Me:"Nope!"

Bill:"Ok, good and if you do see it immediately hand it to me."

Me:"Why?"

Bill:"Umm.... I'll tell you later but if you find it please give it to me."

Me:"Well, now I want to find it to see what it says..."

Bill:"Just don't read it."

Me:"Fine."

Bill:"Good"

Mable:"DIPPER GET DOWN HERE! OR YOUR VISITOR IS GOING TO LEAVE!"

Me:"IM COMING IM COMING! JEEZ!"

*I run to the door and I open it I run down stairs and go to the shop*

Mable:"Finnaly!"

???:"Hey Dipper how's it been?"

*I look at the stranger then I look harder*

Me:"Pacifica?"

Pacifica:"Yeah?"

Bill:"Who?"

*I whisper*

Me:"Llama..."

Bill:"OOOOOH!"

Me:"Wow! How have you been?"

Pacifica:"I've been good."

Me:"So you came hear to see me?"

*Mable smiles then runs out of the room*

Bill:"What's up with her?"

*I wisper*

Me:"I don't know."

Pacifica:"Uhh... Yeah I guess so."

Bill:"No you shall not take senpai Pine tree!"

Me thinking:(Bill what the heck is a senpai?!)

Bill:"Oh, it's nothing Ahem... Well, I tried..."

Pacifica:"Dipper hello?"

Me:"Oh, sorry sorry!"

Pacifica:"As I was saying would you like to go to the Amusement park with me? I already have the tickets."

Me:"Sure!"

Pacifica:"Cool!"

*She hands me my ticket*

Pacifica:"Lets go now!"

Dipper:"Ok?"

*She grabs my arm and starts running*

Bill:"Pine tree!"

Me thinking:(What?)

Bill:"Nothing... Nevermind..."

Me thinking:(Your so annoying... But your my buddy so I guess I can handle it.)

Bill:"Oh, Pine tree it's nice to have a friend like you!"

Me thinking:(Yeah, friends forever...)

Pacifica:"We're here!"

???:"Hello Dipper Pines..."

Me thinking:(Oh, no I know that voice from any where.)

Me:"Gideon Gleeful..."

Pacifica:"Who?"

Me:"It's only the worst guy on the planet..."

*Bill gasps*

Me thinking:(What?)

Bill:"Nothing, Nothing... Well, he has blood on his hands..."

Me thinking:(Who's?)

Bill:"Let's talk about that another time..."

Me thinking:(Common Bill we're best buds you can tell me!)

Bill:"Fine... But it will ruin your day."

Me thinking:(Ok I can handle it...)

Bill:"Buddy... He's got sixer number twos blood on his hands..."

Me thinking:(What?!)