??? POV
Me:"Hey, Pine tree do you think Shooting star will ever trust me?"
Dipper:"Sorry Bill but I don't think so..."
Me:"Oh...."
Dipper:"It's ok just be yourself."
Me:"If I was myself I would be a tryangle... And I would have gotten rid of a little problem.... But I'm not a tryangle and the problem is still there..."
Dipper:"Uhhh... What problem?"
Me:"No problem don't worry about it Pine tree!"
Dipper:"Well, now I am worried..."
*Dipper crosses his arms*
Me:"Don't be."
*I hug him he's smiles *
Dipper:"Ok, ok, I won't worry."
???:"Hey, Dip wake up."
*Dipper disappears*
Dipper:"Oh hey, Wendy."
Me:"Oh, Billy!"
*I walk over to the closet and take the cloth out of his mouth*
Bill:"You son of a-"
Me:"Ah ah, don't curse at mother Billy."
Bill:"Stop calling me that!"
Me:"Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy no."
The mind:"Bill what's happening in there?"
Bill:"I'm sorry Pine tree but I don't want you to get involved with this."
Me:"Yeah, Dipper nothing is rong."
The mind:"Ok something is definitely rong!"
Bill:"It's nothing!"
Me:"Shure it's nothing liar how dare you say I'm nothing your nothing!"
Dipper:"Ok Wendy I need me some sleep let's talk about this another time...."
Wendy:"Ok..."
Dipper:"Bye!"
Wendy:"Bye..."
*Dipper is in the mind scape*
Dipper:"Wait a second...."
Bill:"Uhhh.... I can explain?"
Dipper:"There's two of you.... Oh no! More annoyingness!"
Bill:"But you love me."
Dipper:"Yeah!"
Me:"Ok, shut up I didn't come to have a gay tea party."
*Dipper and Bill go silent and looked at me in an angry way*
Me:"What?"
Dipper:"I'm not gay..."
Me:"Then why are you with him?"
Dipper:"Because I'm bi stupid!"
*I look at Bill and he's angry he breaks the ropes around him and his body is on the blue fire it is*
Bill:"That's it William you have no right to talk to me like that!"
Dipper:"I'm confused..."
Me:"Hi there I'm William Pentagram Cipher nice to meet you Dipper also I prefer Will.... If not I will burn you alive."
Bill:"You won't do anything once I've gotten rid of you for once and for all!"
Me:"I really like your form and voice Billy let's dance!"
*I start to move Billy and myself around then stop*
Bill:"Ok it's up to Pine tree to decide the correct one."
Me:"If gotten rong to bad because we will be decinagrated."
Bill:"For Wich we'll give him a gun and shoot one of us."
Me:"Ok."
*I make a gun appear Billy hands it to Dipper*
Dipper:"Why me?"
Bill:"You got yourself into this mess..."
Me:"Now you have to get yourself out kiddo."
Dipper:"Ok, I'm going to ask a few questions...."
Both Bill and I:"Ok..."
Dipper:"What is my sisters real name?"
Bill:"Mable."
Me:"Shooting star."
Dipper:"Ok..... What's my television favorite show?"
Me:"Ducktective."
Bill:"I have no idea."
Dipper:"Ok one more.... If you are the real Bill you'll know this one when did we first meet?"
Me:"Meet or saw?"
Dipper:"Meet."
Me:"In Sixer 2s head."
*Dipper picks up the gun and points at the real Bill*
Bill:"Pine tree please don't do it it's me! Bill Cipher your buddy.... Your boyfriend...."
*Bill gets on his knees and tears swell up in his eyes*
Bill:"Please Pine tree please don't."
*I go over to Dipper*
Me:"Of course he won't trust you William.... He's mine."
*I touch his neck and feel him shiver then gun in pointed at me and I have been shot*
Dipper:"I never told Bill my favorite television show."
*Billy gets up and runs over to Dipper and gives him a hug then he let's go*
Me:"You know.... I'm not gone.... I'm just in my regular form hiding.*
Bill:"Well, he's not yours he's mine you son of a-"
*I cover his mouth*
Me:"Don't say it...."
Dipper:"Woah, your so blue."
*Billy tellaport's to be hind Dipper he hugs him and hisses at me*
Me:"Calm down Billy we're not cats here."
Bill:"You mean the furry thing that humans have a pet and in the end aren't loyal to end up eating them?"
Me:"Yes that."
Bill:"Oh."
Me:"Oh yeah, Billy your Pine tree has a little secret of his own."
Dipper:"Huh?"
Bill:"Ooo, secrets."
Me:"Well, don't act stupid Dipper we both know what I'm talking about..."
Dipper:"Will don't...."
Bill:"This must be some secret if your trusting my little brother not to say a thing...."
Me:"Secrets are always bad in a healthy relationship.... Unless you have an unhealthy relationship."
Bill:"Pine tree are we in an unhealthy relationship?"
Me:"Well yeah, so far on what I've seen Billy you lieing to him to keep me a secret.... And Dipper you, you are far much worse then he is... If it some how got out... How do you think Billy is going to feel?"
Dipper:"Not well, but he still would be mad if I told him..."
Me:"Ok... Then it's our little secret for now..."
*I disappear*
Bills POV
Me:"What was that all about?"
Dipper:"It's nothing."
Me:"That's a lie..."
*I let go of Pine tree and cross my arms then I see a portal I cover Pine trees eyes so it's doesn't ruin the space time continuum or so he doesn't go blind reverse Dipper comes out it closes and I let go of Pine trees eyes*
Reverse Dipper:"Hey, Bill."
Dipper:"Who are you?"
Reverse Dipper:"No who are you?"
Bill:"Pine tree meet reverse Dipper, reverse Dipper meet Pine tree."
Reverse Dipper:"What's your real name?"
Dipper:"Dipper..."
Reverse Dipper:"Ok.... Hey Bill have you seen Will?"
*William pops up*
Will:"Hello master...."
Reverse Dipper:"William Cipher your in so much trouble...."
Bill:"Don't hurt him too much after all he is my little bro."
Reverse Dipper:"Oh, I'll give him what he needs..."
Dipper:"So violent..."
Will:"What kind of punishment?"
*Reverse Dipper winks at him and smiles*
Dipper:"Ha! Caught you there!"
*Pine tree points at William*
Will:"Huh?"
Dipper:"Dude you'll never believe what Will said."
Me:"Pine tree don't."
Will:"Yeah, please don't..."
Reverse Dipper:"What did he say?"
Dipper:"He said quote "Ok, shut up I didn't come to have a gay tea party." Unquote."
Will:"Uhhh, WENDY KISSED DIPPER!"
*William points at Pine tree then covers his mouth*
Both reverse Dipper and I:"Wait what?"
Dipper:"Shoot."
*Pine tree runs*
Me:"What?!"
Will:"Uhhh... Nothing nevermind!"
*William turns around to walk away but then I grab him by the back of his shirt he gulps*
Me:"William explain or god so help me I'll be the one punishing you!"
A/N:"NOOOOOO DON'T HURT MY BLUE SON!"
Will:"Uhhh..."
Me:"EXPLAIN!"
Will:"Uhhhh....."
*I hold up my hand and William flinches*
Me:"One last time to explain!"
Will:"Uhhhhhhhhhhh......."
*I go to hit him but then I'm stopped by someone holding my arm in place I look and it is Pine tree*
Me:"Let go..."
Dipper:"No don't hurt him he didn't do anything!"
Me:"Let go!"
Dipper:"No!"
Me:"DIPPER I SAID LET GO!"
*I threw him off of me then I run*
Dipper:"Bill Wait!"
*I keep running I snap my fingers*
Me:"Hello shooting star...."